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Subject: The Eagle Has Landed! From: John Wood Date: 01 Nov 99 - 02:31 AM Big Bill(C) landed about an hour ago here in OSLO Five plane loads of people. They've hired the whole Plazza Hotel(650 rooms). There's 700 Norwigian police allocated for the day. This must cost quite abit!!!! I wonder who's paying????? One thought I had......good title for a song: ``They're Welding the Com.Locks(Drains) in Oslo tonight´´ Greetings John in Norway. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: John Wood Date: 01 Nov 99 - 03:11 AM PS:To give this a Musical twist...... The Plazza hotel is now pretty well sealed off! This evening there is a ``sold out´´concert at Oslo Spectrum, featuring Red Hot Chili Peppers. For those who have never visited Oslo......Oslo Spectrum is the largest concert venue in Oslo,they're expecting over 7000 and it's situated right beside The Plazza!! John. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Allan C. Date: 01 Nov 99 - 07:49 AM I can almost, almost feel your excitement! But, uh, who is Big Bill (C)? 'Scuse my ignorance, please. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Allan C. Date: 01 Nov 99 - 07:51 AM Oh, yeah, now I remember. But it is only the women who call him that... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Pelrad Date: 01 Nov 99 - 09:51 AM That man moves fast. Saturday afternoon he was here in Rhode Island, USA for Senator Chafee's funeral. Almost the entire state is shut down when he comes to town; they close Route 95, which is the only travel route people take in this place. Why is he in Oslo?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: sophocleese Date: 01 Nov 99 - 11:38 AM Tall blonde Norwegian babes. What else? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: DougR Date: 01 Nov 99 - 12:54 PM John, can you arrange to keep him there? On second thought, that would mean Big Al was in charge here. What a quandry! DougR P. S. I was raised in a Norwegian community in Central Texas. Those Norwegian girls are beautiful! No wonder he went to Oslo. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Magpie Date: 01 Nov 99 - 03:34 PM Oh, yes, us Norwegian lassies are beautiful, but it may also have something to do with Erhud Barak and Yassir Arafat trying their luck with some peace talks (again!) And of course our own Prime Minister trying to talk Bill into giving up death sentences. (He's rather naïve, our man!) Magpie |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: bbelle Date: 01 Nov 99 - 04:49 PM Tell Big Bill to be wary of women in blue dresses sportin' a cigar .. moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: JedMarum Date: 01 Nov 99 - 04:53 PM Big Bill learned his lesson about women wearing dresses, anyway.. I suspect no warning in neccessary. It seems dresses have a way of retaining biological evidence! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Rick Fielding Date: 01 Nov 99 - 05:02 PM Allan C. Apparently those women DON'T call him "Big Bill". His long time mistress Gennifer Flowers, was not overly complimentary in that area. Egad! The depths I've just sunk to. Hearty apologies all around..I'll go back to the fingerpicking threads. Rick |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Art Thieme Date: 01 Nov 99 - 06:45 PM If you get close to Big Bill, please ask him if horses can really sing???!!! Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Banjer Date: 01 Nov 99 - 07:30 PM Speaking of "Slick Willey" here is a story I received just this AM in my E-mail.... A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: bbelle Date: 01 Nov 99 - 09:30 PM liam ... big bill has never learned his lesson! moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: catspaw49 Date: 01 Nov 99 - 10:09 PM That one really stank Art.......Needless to say, I loved it!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: DougR Date: 02 Nov 99 - 06:25 PM Magpie! You're Norweigan? Folks, I am in love. DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Magpie Date: 02 Nov 99 - 07:24 PM Yes, DougR, I am. Magpie |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: John Wood Date: 02 Nov 99 - 08:01 PM And she's gorgeous!!!! I know.....cos I've seen her John. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Don from Georgia Date: 02 Nov 99 - 08:26 PM It's for this sort of thing that I became a mudcatter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Magpie Date: 03 Nov 99 - 04:53 AM Thank you, John! I'm flattered. Magpie |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: DougR Date: 03 Nov 99 - 04:00 PM John: Thanks for the report. I guessed as such. DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Nov 99 - 08:18 PM Surely someone should be sueing that dry cleaners - if they can't shift a stain like that, how are they going to manage the bloodstains??? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: ddw Date: 04 Nov 99 - 12:26 AM Banjer, good one. Here's another I came across recently: A plague wipes out about half of Washington and one of the last to go is Bill Clinton. He wakes up in the afterlife looking at the devil. "Aha!" says the devil. "Knew I'd get you sooner or later. Come with me." "Where are we going?" Bill asks. "I'm going to show you three tortures and you have to choose one to endure for all eternity," says Old Nick Bill's not too happy about this, but figures he has no choice. The devil goes over an opens a door and inside there is Ted Kennedy listening to a never-ending speech by Newt Gingrich. "No," says Bill. "I couldn't take that. What's the next one?" The devil opens Door 2 and there is Hillary, taking a strip about a yard wide off Janet Reno. "Oh No!" says Bill. "I've had enough of that. I know No. 3 can't be any worse, so let's have a look at that." "Suit yourself," says the devil as he opens Door 3. In that room, buck naked and chained spraddled on the wall is Kenneth Starr. And kneeling in front of him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what Monica is famous for. "Hey...yeah!" says Bill. "I could handle that for eternity!" "You've got it," says the devil. "OK, Monica, you can go now."
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: DougR Date: 04 Nov 99 - 12:30 AM Liz the Squeek: I think the Eagle's problem was Monica DIDN'T take the dress to the dry cleaners. If the Eagle didn't have a "young" man's problem, there would have been nothing to clean, of course. Anyway, he's back. DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: little dorrit Date: 04 Nov 99 - 05:12 PM I could never understand the dress stain thing...I mean it makes you wonder what state her knicker drawer was in doesn't it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Frankie Date: 04 Nov 99 - 05:28 PM Little Dorrit, I don't know the disposition of the rest of her knickers but I seem to recall that Linda Tripp advised Monica to preserve that dress unwashed. Secret Service code for Monica: Humidor F |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Nov 99 - 05:37 PM Little Dorrit - knicker drawer - eeeeuuoooogh! Such a vivid picture..... And if this happened at work, how did she explain the stain away for the rest of the day? I always get comments when I spill something down my front..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Eagle Has Landed! From: little dorrit Date: 04 Nov 99 - 05:40 PM yes indeed, it often pays to listen to a friend, especially if you want to economise in the laundry bill department. I like her secret service pseudonym - I do think irony plays an important part in national security, don't you? |