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Subject: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Feb 13 - 02:47 PM Mudcat has become so adverserial lately, and what used to be discussions, are now didactic exchanges. So folks, take out your angst on this thread, and let the others be civilised! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 16 Feb 13 - 02:58 PM No, it isn't you miserable pile of bird droppings. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:00 PM You're both tw*ats because you don't agree with me. Get a life, get over yourselves and get medical help. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: frogprince Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:00 PM So now we're got another obstreperous %&8#$%@ trying to push some sort of Scottish didactic agenda on all of us; keeeripes, is there no end to it?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:03 PM WTF??? Whaddya YOU think? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:08 PM You talkin' to ME??? - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:16 PM Are you outsourcing the horse shit you are posting. You don't have the resources to produce such crap on your own. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Noreen Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:18 PM Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour? :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnomad Date: 16 Feb 13 - 03:21 PM I've told you once. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: fat B****rd Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:41 PM ...and I've told you twice..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:46 PM Unlike most of you bozos, I am W A Y too ladylike to engage in such foolishness. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnomad Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:46 PM No you haven't. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,crazy little woman Date: 16 Feb 13 - 04:55 PM "...to hell with anything unrefined has always been my creed." - mehitabel the cat |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:06 PM Pussy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Don Firth Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:40 PM I really admire your physical dexterity. It's truly amazing how you can shoot yourself in the foot like that when your foot is in your mouth and your head is up your ass! ======= Why don't you have a Plexiglas plate installed in your abdomen? That way, with your head where it is, you could see where you're going and not keep bumping into things all the time! ======= Get a clue? What am I saying!!? You couldn't get a clue if it were the middle of clue mating season, you stripped naked, rubbed clue musk all over your body, then ran out into a field full of horny clues and did the clue mating dance!! Ba-DUM-pum!!! (Rim shot!) Don Firth "I got a million of 'em!" —Jimmy Durante |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:51 PM Jimmy do rant 'e, don't 'e? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:52 PM You're all talking bollocks. You're all talking bollocks. You're all talking bollocks. (There. The more I say it, the truer it gets. Debating strategy numero uno...) You're all talking bollocks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST Date: 16 Feb 13 - 05:58 PM If you buncha skirt-wearing limeys would only learn that the American way is the Right Way and the Only Way you'd find your pitiful lives would be blessed by God and the NRA. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Bill D Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:07 PM I don't need a special room for an argument, because I am so genial and fair-minded and reasonable in all the other rooms, unlike the narrow-minded twits who have posted above me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Bonnie Shaljean Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:27 PM Shakespeare Insult Kit Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": COLUMN 1 COLUMN 2 COLUMN 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven common-kissing canker-blossom currish crook-pated clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted codpiece errant dread-bolted death-token fawning earth-vexing dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish fly-bitten fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet impertinent fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster paunchy ill-breeding lout pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling motley-minded measle rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg spongy rude-growing pignut surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain spur-galled scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate villainous tardy-gaited strumpet warped tickle-brained varlot wayward toad-spotted vassal weedy unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtai Take that, thou beslubbering knotty-pated pignuts... :-p |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:32 PM I'm not at all clear what proposition is being argued in ths thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Bill D Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:35 PM Clear? When did we ever require clarity to have strident opinions here? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:36 PM Old Willyam was a bit of a spleeny, rump-fed lewdster, warn't 'e. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Bobert Date: 16 Feb 13 - 06:44 PM Where's the Krinkx??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 16 Feb 13 - 07:37 PM Now yer lookin fer an ass kickin, Bobert. Let sleeping mealy mouthed dogs lie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 16 Feb 13 - 07:42 PM You're all talking bollocks. You're all talking bollocks. (Truth will out, as long as I continue to assert...) You're all talking bollocks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 16 Feb 13 - 07:57 PM Steve does have an interesting pointS. >;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Bobert Date: 16 Feb 13 - 08:04 PM I could sho nuff use an "ass kickin", gn-ze... Ya'll got my permission to deliver me one... 'Er three... Yup, I was just thinkin' the other day just how much I needed one... Please kick my ass!!! B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 16 Feb 13 - 08:56 PM Steve does have an interesting pointS. >;-) No I don't, and don't frickin' patronise me when I'm trying to bore the arse off you! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Elmore Date: 16 Feb 13 - 09:10 PM WTF? Are all you a-holes bonding? This is entirely too civilized. I'm going back to where the real savages insult one another about the true definition of folk music. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 16 Feb 13 - 10:05 PM Bobert. I wouldn't kick yer ass if yer ass was the last one left to kick. Hey!!! Where did MacKenzie go? He started this shit. LET'S GET HIM! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 16 Feb 13 - 10:19 PM What happened to courtesy? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rog Peek Date: 17 Feb 13 - 04:41 AM "Ooh, you are awful....but I like you!" Dick Emery comedian 1915-1983. Rog |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: DMcG Date: 17 Feb 13 - 05:06 AM Whether 'argument' refers to abuse or reasoned debate is arguable .. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: David C. Carter Date: 17 Feb 13 - 05:44 AM John's just having a Bad Bagpipe day.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 17 Feb 13 - 06:43 AM That happens at his age. Ouch! Who threw that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 17 Feb 13 - 06:48 AM I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup, and shit a better argument than that! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie Date: 17 Feb 13 - 10:18 AM Typical. Not one of you weird bearded socks and sandals with fair Isle sweaters and right on views has even begun to argue yet. You are confusing argument with contradiction. Now bugger off and don't come back until you know how to argue and you have stopped trying to join in whenever I sing. Even when I only wrote the chuff this afternoon. Sheesh.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 17 Feb 13 - 10:42 AM Go to hell, you snot munching, cluster fucking, fuckwit throwback. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 17 Feb 13 - 11:04 AM You REALLY don't like snowstorms, eh Ed? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 17 Feb 13 - 11:35 AM Fuck-off weather!: Halifax \Today Rain at times :heavy. Amount 15 to 25 mm. Fog patches. Wind northeast 20 km/h becoming southeast 30 gusting to 50 early this afternoon. High 7C. Tonight Rain showers changing to periods of snow this evening. Snowfall amount 2 to 4 cm. Local blowing snow overnight. Fog patches dissipating this evening. Wind becoming northwest 40 km/h gusting to 60 this evening then west 50 gusting to 70 except gusting to 90 over exposed areas late this evening and overnight. Low minus 6C. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 17 Feb 13 - 11:41 AM Blimey, it's much nicer than that in Bradford and it's only a few miles away! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:01 PM Whit's Bratford got tae dae wi it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Charmion Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:03 PM I see the February weather in Halifax is still reliably foul. Some things never change. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:33 PM Can I just say that **** ***** is a cunt? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: The Sandman Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:44 PM where is michael gill, when we need him? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 17 Feb 13 - 12:49 PM Well GUEST,in that case **** ***** must be likeable (Sp?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 17 Feb 13 - 01:27 PM Well, you're wrong and I'm right. Live with it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: David C. Carter Date: 17 Feb 13 - 01:35 PM Can't we have decent argument without fecking arguing! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 17 Feb 13 - 01:40 PM Ed??? "Snowfall amount 2 to 4 cm." If that pisses you off THAT bad, stay home! To wit : Subject: RE: BS: They got snow in Canada too? From: gnu - PM Date: 17 Feb 13 - 06:57 AM Crap! This one is gonna start(ed) with mixed crap turning into crap and then turning back to crap and then we are going to have crap at times heavy with local blowing crap in winds 50 to 80kph. Total 24 hour crap forecast is 30 to 40cm. That kinda crap don't make no nevermind a me but Mum gets all worked up over it. Maybe my secret spaghetti sauce recipe will help soothe her trepidations. **************************************************************** Super secret succulent spaghetti sauce simmering as I speak after just see to my snowblwer and readying my shovelsssssss (yes, I have seven... eight if you count the snow scoop). And it's snowing. But *I*, in my usual pleasant demeanour, refuse to allow my genial self to be drawn into any arguments by you lot. Before I go outside to scrape the ice and snow off my dining room window so I can monitor the depths of the drifts in front of my garage and Mum's back door, I'd just like to say, "F*** OFF the lot a yas, eh?" ESPECIALLY YOU, Mr. 2 to 4 fuckin cm... prick! >;-) Have a nice day, all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Kenny B (inactive) Date: 17 Feb 13 - 02:19 PM Steve i could neary agree if i knew what the plural of testes was or am i about to sing "A"ni adorable, "b" its so beautiful, "c" if i can see your argument, "d" adds to the dungpile, "e" by gum this is so simple "F" off always finishes an argument . Please note that i have used parethesis on the letters because because because because at my age my argument no longer stands up without support . Truss me. Diatribe al fin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: MartinRyan Date: 17 Feb 13 - 02:25 PM Much of Mudcat is deeply unpleasant these days. Giving the perpetrators a playground of their own to practice in seems unlikely to help, I'm afraid. Regards |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 17 Feb 13 - 02:43 PM Excuse me pal, but this is a private argument. Nobody asked for your opinion! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Kenny B (inactive) Date: 17 Feb 13 - 03:05 PM Smetimes i think that putting in one's tuppenceworth can be equated to "spending a penny" twice. For a scotsman that can be very frustrating in that, if having spent the penny, only foul wind is the result and it has been a penny wasted. But on the lighter side a good fart can give relief beyond belief. "Where ere ye let yer wind gang free" To conclude if the words are spoken fom the heart via the anus is it any worse than not knowing one's erse from one's elbow in the first place. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 17 Feb 13 - 04:33 PM ""If that pisses you off THAT bad, stay home!" But, that's what pisses me off, staying at home, which leads to much more arguing on mudcat. This seems more like a weinie-left-leaning argument room, rather than a "right one". Maybe I am in the wrong, right room? , :)ounk! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: melodeonboy Date: 17 Feb 13 - 04:44 PM Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 17 Feb 13 - 04:46 PM Any Scottish and British folks want to have a go at each other over this battle, and whether it should be celebrated? Britain's "forgotten" battle being celebrated Any Cambell's want to take on any MacDonald's in here? Now is your chance to get a good argument going. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: melodeonboy Date: 17 Feb 13 - 04:52 PM I don't want to argue about that! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 17 Feb 13 - 04:56 PM Women complain about men focusing too much on body parts (aka boobs and hooters). Well-what about this disgusting discrimination by women?. Male stripper booed off stage |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 17 Feb 13 - 04:59 PM I have just returned from snowblowing and shovelling the drifts from the garage, house and truck doors, cracked a cold one and clicked on Ed's link. WTF? I am aching of arthritis and I am wet and cold wet and YOU couldn't be arsed to "test this link"? Are you tryin ta give me a heart attack? Buddy... if I gots ta come over there... hmmm... got any cold Keith's? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 17 Feb 13 - 05:31 PM Ahhhh... the last link was not the one that didn't work... mighta been a good idea, tho. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: The Sandman Date: 17 Feb 13 - 06:19 PM I recommend that this is the wrong room, go to the thread israel and the U N, A SLOGGING MATCH is going on, good night i am off for a kip |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 17 Feb 13 - 07:02 PM I just checked it out over there- it is close, hot and sweaty inside. BTW,I did not know that Mother Teresa was evil (learned it in a quick view of the posts). I don't know much about the woman - But, I never would thunk it? You learn something new each day. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 17 Feb 13 - 08:01 PM Mother Teresa taught that suffering and poverty were Godly virtues, not injustices to be opposed. Conditions in her orphanages and her Homes for the Dying were dreadful. There was gross neglect, physical abuse and the espousing of wacky (to say the least) "medical" practices that often left sick people in unnecessary agony, denying them even basic painkiller relief, with the claim that suffering brought people closer to Jesus. She denied medical training to the nuns working in her homes, claiming instead that God would empower the ignorant and weak. She forbade her sisters to read newspapers and secular literature. Her financial dealings were dodgy to say the least and she received donations from exceptionally shady sources. For example, she accepted donations from Papa Doc and praised him. She diverted donations away from needy people in favour of new convents and missionary work. She capriciously refused help to sick people who didn't exactly comply with her arbitrary qualifying criteria. All in all, an evil bastard if ever there was one. No doubt she'll soon be sainted by the Catholic church. I feel so happy that I was able to interrupt this sweetness-and-light thread with that rant. If you don't like it, well, in the spirit of the thread -- tuff tittie! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 17 Feb 13 - 08:24 PM "Is this the right room for an argument?" Well, yes and no . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Bobert Date: 17 Feb 13 - 08:33 PM BTW, seems I do have a bone to pick with a few folks here... Amos lives in Cannibus-ornia but does he bring me a big bad of weed??? No, he don't... Rap says that he has all these big-ass gun and how he can take out a bad guy from 2 miles away but when I had that guy shooting at me and the P-Vine did he volunteer to come take that guy out??? No, he didn't... Gn-ze says he's retired but has he pushed harder to become a Walmart greeter where he could be checkin' out chicks every day??? No, he hasn't... Kendall says he has this big harpoon but does he send me a picture of it so I can compare it to the one in Smithsonian Medical Museum with the one borrowed from John Holmes after his death and now on exhibit??? Heck no, he doesn't... Brucie is long overdue to put out another CD but doe he do it??? Heck no... Spawzer and the Reg Boyz get together every weekend for some antics but does he share the stories or pics??? No way... Ol-ster won't take his Geritol and so he's either sick or busted up??? What's that about??? And the Krinkx packed up his shit and has left the joint... Hey, the Krinkz is a fink but, Geeze Louise.... Bunch of slackers... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 17 Feb 13 - 08:55 PM I do not personally know much about Mother Theresa, nor her reported deeds, or misdeeds. I've never much been into hero worship, as I don't like to be disapointed. And, I have I have certainly never seen, felt, nor suckled a tuff tittie. All that I have been exposed to were tender, sweet and very tantalizing - or, may I say ummmm, titillating. But, I can understand how being presented with a so-named "tuff tittie", especially early in life, could sour ones outlook on life. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 17 Feb 13 - 09:01 PM Bobert ain't sent me the picher he promised neither. And he's a radical commie fascist fink who keeps the workers ground under the iron heel of his boots by keeping in Iron City, the rotgut of all beer. No bad guys have come to his house, because he would have told us, and for me to show up loaded down with guns and ammo and grenades and stuff and not have the baddie show up would be plumb embarrassing. So he just wants to make me look foolish by me being loaded to help a friend in trouble when the trouble ain't there. Then'll he'll try to grind me under his iron heel of oppression and then I might have to unholster my supersoaker and shoot him in the crotch. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 17 Feb 13 - 09:31 PM Stevie the Wonder What the Fuck you are on about Boy? That is not in the spirit of this thread... in my opinion, of course. Of course, my opinion could be summed up in two words. Take a wild guess. Yup. You win first prize! I doubt if anyone would argue that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Bobert Date: 17 Feb 13 - 09:36 PM Fuck, Rap... (no... Not fuck Rap but "Fuck, Rap"... Glad we cleared that yup...) I haven't... PM me and addie & send me twenty bucks... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 02:09 AM Steve Shaw, your opinion of Mother Teresa and her operation is harsher than that of Christopher Hitchens. Why is that? One could line-item all of the summaries I read and explain most of them on the basis of her faith and her beliefs, rather than ascribing them to evil. I have no dog in this hunt- I am not Catholic and fairly anti-religion as she is spoke - but I must say that a good many of the 'crimes' she is accused of aren't much different from the dictates I heard, growing up. Ignorance, to me, is the ultimate crime; I don't know how much education Teresa had but I do know that there are churches, like the Amish, who prize and trust ignorance above all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 04:26 AM g, did you say you've been blowin' snow? Is there nothing you won't blow? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 18 Feb 13 - 06:30 AM John... I recently (only 1.3 cups of tea) ago, returned from the savage grips of Mom Nature and she's a bitch. I actually enjoyed the blow jobs yesterday but it's now COLD and windy compared to yesterday. It's one of those double blow job days - Ya gotta throw half of it half way and throw all of that and the other half the other half way ta make any headway. My runway is 06-24. When I blow 06, the wind is 06 and when I blow 24, the wind is 24. The reason is due to the proximity of the adjacent houses and garages. The only simple solution is to move the houses... I was thinking California... Nappa Valley to be more precise. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:15 AM gnu throws snow, and I don't care. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:19 AM Heheheee... prick. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:22 AM What sort of argument is that, ya dozy twonk? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:42 AM A twonk is like a schmuck, but not so Jewish (BTW) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Stringsinger Date: 18 Feb 13 - 09:21 AM John, this may be one of the last bastions of democracy left on the net. Who said discussions need to be comfortable and unchallenging, often resulting in passionate adverse opinions? Be glad there is a place where people can speak their views without censorship because that time is becoming more at hand. Where can you hear honest arguments today? Not on mainstream media. It depends on how you define argument. "argument |ˈärgyəmənt| noun 1 an exchange of diverging or opposite views, typically a heated or angry one : I've had an argument with my father | heated arguments over public spending | there was some argument about the decision. 2 a reason or set of reasons given with the aim of persuading others that an action or idea is right or wrong : there is a strong argument for submitting a formal appeal | [with clause ] he rejected the argument that keeping the facility would be costly." I prefer the latter definition and the accompanying term "discussion" to amplify the various persuasions. This is the right place for such discussions. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 18 Feb 13 - 10:32 AM I never thought the day would come I'd agree with Stringsinger. This is a bad sign. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 18 Feb 13 - 11:11 AM No it isn't. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 11:15 AM Born Under a Bad Sign Niner? Serves you right you old fart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 18 Feb 13 - 12:33 PM "I think it is very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot, to share it with the passion of Christ. I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of poor people." [Mother Teresa] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 12:49 PM Steve, to my mind that is ignorant, not evil. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 01:04 PM Just think what the Pope gave up for Lent! I guess he got fed up, looking down on the unemployed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 02:31 PM Mother Teresa was whatever she was, good, bad or indifferent. I can't argue otherwise as I don't have all the facts. That said, religious ignorance in the place of reality is frightening. Reminds me of those, especially in Dumbfuckistan, who refuse treatment for their sick children, relying on the strange concept of prayer instead. Interestingly, where prayer has been used in controlled randomised trials, (people praying for people without their knowledge,) it is the one "intervention" to continually score below placebo. In other words, water, sugar tablets and snake oil have a better effect than prayer. I mention this for two reasons; 1. This thread is about argument and there are a few superstitious members who may take umbrage at the fact. 2. Where people have conditions such as cancer, we hear of "fighting it" and "will power." Whilst `a positive attitude is hugely important for overall strength and feeling good can have a positive effect on your life expectancy, it makes those who succumb feel that they didn't try hard enough. And if you think about it, that is both false and unnecessary. Prayer and the secular form, will power have a lot to answer for. (Funny how people with dementia recover from other ailments at the same rate as those who have long term thought processes running on all four cylinders....) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 18 Feb 13 - 02:50 PM The facts are out there for all to find. Mother Teresa was the very opposite of ignorant. It would be more accurate to say that she promoted ignorance. She knew exactly what she was doing when she accepted the adulation (and money) of dictators and fraudsters (go ahead - look it up). She ran horrid institutions that were unhygienic, staffed by unqualified people and filled with neglect and unnecessary suffering and shabby medical practice, whilst at the same time channelling huge money into opening new convents and promoting missionary work. She claimed that abortion was the biggest threat to world peace and she condemned all notions of family planning and contraception, a great way of keeping millions of women in poverty. Her constant message was that the poor were good for the world and that poverty was good for the poor and that they should never fight it. Instead of encouraging the people of Bhopal to fight for justice, she instructed the stricken families to simply forgive Union Carbide. Not at all ignorant, but the deliberate arch-promoter of ignorance. Mother Teresa was the extreme fundamentalist arm of The Vatican and she was supreme when it came to doing the Pope's dirty work. Don't believe me if you don't want to. It's all out there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Feb 13 - 03:07 PM Teresa schmeresa, she was only a prune with a tea towel on her head FFS! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:20 PM Aw, you're all fulla prunes! It'll be the Cubs, I tell ya, the Cubs! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 18 Feb 13 - 07:34 PM At the discretion of the OP, I offer the following (argument, perhaps?). Dear Mr. Shaw. This thread is about what is about. If ya wanna start a thread about Mom T, do it. If yer trying to start an argument about talking out of your ass by attempting to hijack a thread, that's a different story because you have given us a fine example to discuss. Thank you in that regard. PFO gahnew |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 18 Feb 13 - 08:41 PM I thought it was the ideal thread in which to cause trouble and start arguments by going off half-cock about one of my hobby-horses and something entirely irrelevant to the thread. It hasn't worked. I'm not being called enough bloody names. You're all twats to a man, and that includes the wimmin... There, back on topic... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 18 Feb 13 - 08:53 PM Takes one to know one! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Feb 13 - 06:43 AM Liberace was the greatest pianist ever born, and he was NOT gay! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: akenaton Date: 19 Feb 13 - 06:53 AM He was fairly gay, depending on the mood he was in. The tunes he played were always bright and gay. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie Date: 19 Feb 13 - 12:21 PM There you have it. Bright people can be gay after all. Akenaton says do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:25 AM Do what? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:50 AM That's not true! I am the world's greatest pianist and I'm not bright and gay...I mean, I'm smart but I only play depressing tunes, like Bob Dylan and polkas in molto molto largissimo. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,pete from seven stars link Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:58 AM enoch the quaker had a contrary cow called daisy.one day as he milked her she was exceptionally ill tempered and stood on enochs foot,lashed him with her tail,kicked the pale over when it was half full and other instances of bad humour.each time enoch said nothing but carried on till he got a bucketful of milk.then he stood in front of her and addressed her thus "thou knowest that i cannot curse thee or strike thee,but i can sell thee to mr shaw the atheist!" adapted from chuck swindoll story. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:00 AM Steve, you are an irredeemable, pasty-faced, contemptible pillock! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Becca72 Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:39 AM "Steve i could neary agree if i knew what the plural of testes was" Testes IS the plural. Testis is the singular. Leave it to a man not to know that. Sheesh. Arguments |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Feb 13 - 11:16 AM Well; who started the bloody thread? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: frogprince Date: 20 Feb 13 - 11:43 AM I did, and I dare you to find a shred of genetic evidence to prove otherwise! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Feb 13 - 11:47 AM irony noun : a bit like an iron. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 20 Feb 13 - 11:48 AM "Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:25 AM Do what?" It's doo-wop. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Feb 13 - 12:32 PM Tell it to your cat, niner. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 20 Feb 13 - 12:33 PM We don't argue here at mudcat. We just discuss loudly |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 20 Feb 13 - 12:48 PM Uh, you tell him, John. I tried. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 20 Feb 13 - 01:24 PM Bruce LOL that is awesome |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 20 Feb 13 - 01:35 PM Great to see you posting again, Dan. I hope the pneumonia has eased up and your ribs are beginning to feel better. Nothin' to it, really . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: fat B****rd Date: 20 Feb 13 - 03:07 PM Good one , Bruce. Dan, don't be laughing to much and f***ing up your ribs anymore. Totally non-argumentative Charlie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Megan L Date: 20 Feb 13 - 03:17 PM You dont have to be a mind reader to know what he is thinking about the dog that dumped him in the pond "it had better be in the next country by the time i get out" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Feb 13 - 05:01 PM There is nothing meaner and more punitive than a truly angry cat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 20 Feb 13 - 05:51 PM LH... bachelor you are? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 20 Feb 13 - 05:53 PM Rap... "I only play depressing tunes, like Bob Dylan and polkas in molto molto largissimo." Minor league hack! You never heard of Leonard Cohen? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Feb 13 - 07:41 PM If I can find it, I will post Dave Goulder's cat poem tomorrow. Now that was one pissed off cat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Feb 13 - 07:43 PM I seldom find Dylan's or Cohen's songs depressing. I do find much of the vapid pop stuff and the corrupt rap/hiphop music on radio these days depressing, because it reflects a culture that has lost whatever moral compass and common sense it ever had. Dylan and Cohen have both been drawing attention to that moral decline for decades...and some people probably find that depressing, because they'd rather just party, consume, and pretend that everything's "okay". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:17 PM Right! Me, moi and Jimmy Suis... ALL tree of us come to fight. I trow my coat bot side da road, me. Take on all comers, me. Take yer best shot. IF ya can hit me first, yer first at dat, la! Oh... wait... that's real fightin talk. Never mind. We now return to regular programming. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 20 Feb 13 - 08:40 PM I used to play a lot of different music but I stopped because there were too many suicides at my concerts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:05 PM Now... that is "deep". Love it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:13 PM Chongo's been thinking of taking up the drums and forming a jazz combo. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,olddude Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:24 PM I am fine now ... thank you ... now for an argument ... Dylan concerts suck |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 20 Feb 13 - 09:47 PM Y'oughta hear a concert of these! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 02:18 AM It should have been so not do. (Scroll up if you really must know.) Hey! I'll buy that cow from the quaker guy. Not too keen on porridge but his beef should be as good as any. Tell him I want it on the hoof though, can't be too careful these days. Equestrian and ecclesiastical sound too similar for my liking. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 06:00 AM WTF do you mean, not liking porridge. It's a real man's breakfast. Them that fucks about with it, by adding sugar, or fruit, or anything other than salt, is a load o' wusses, or wuss. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: David C. Carter Date: 21 Feb 13 - 06:12 AM "Dylan concerts suck" Do they F**K! Swear words at 10 paces Dan!At dawn! Bring a picnic. Bob Dylema. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 21 Feb 13 - 06:42 AM "Dylan concerts suck" So do open chest wounds and they don't do yer ribs much good either, dickhead. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 21 Feb 13 - 07:30 AM That's more like it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 21 Feb 13 - 07:34 AM Dylan concerts suck? I'll go further. Dylan has only ever written one good song and he can't play the harmonica for bloody toffee. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 21 Feb 13 - 07:47 AM Real men don't eat quiche. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Megan L Date: 21 Feb 13 - 08:04 AM Has anybody else noted that when cafes stoped selling bacon and egg pie and started selling quiche the prices shot up the price of being posh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 08:07 AM Quiche my arse |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Feb 13 - 08:25 AM Real men eat whatever they want, and if you don't like it I invite you step outside and argue it. G'won, I dare ya! Step outside! You won't get hurt -- much. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Date: 21 Feb 13 - 08:53 AM Wot a load of bollocks! I've never 'eard such a stupid lot of punters in all me life as you lot are. Shut yer bleedin' cake 'oles, I say! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 21 Feb 13 - 09:03 AM "Real men eat whatever they want" says Rapparee and who appears but Olive Whatnoll. Oh, Dr Freud . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 10:21 AM I stepped outside, WTF were you, ya bag of wind. Not bloody there, as I expected. Act yer age not yer shoe size, sonny! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 21 Feb 13 - 10:24 AM Hey, if he don't show up, just start without him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 21 Feb 13 - 10:44 AM Probably down at the Deli stockin' up on quiche. Bit of a big girl's blouse if you ask me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Feb 13 - 11:15 AM Good for you! You can find the door all by yourself. Why'd you go outside, dummy? I never said I was going out. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 21 Feb 13 - 11:33 AM LOL! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 11:44 AM When 9 said you're beyond the pale, I thought that meant you were outside! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Becca72 Date: 21 Feb 13 - 11:58 AM Big girl's blouse, eh? You got a problem with big girls?? C'mere and say that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Feb 13 - 01:45 PM My friends, 999 and Little Hawk, will call upon you. You may address the problem through them, as failing of a resolution acceptable to both of us I will be compelled to assume that you intended to impinge my honor. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Mrr Date: 21 Feb 13 - 02:26 PM Jane, you ignorant slut. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 02:27 PM Bloody right I did, then I found out that you don't got none! Pick the bones out of that Dewey Decimal Boy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 21 Feb 13 - 02:48 PM Too feckin cold to go outside at the moment but I'll be there in July ya spleeny rump fed mumble-mews. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,olddude Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:31 PM I meant Matt Dylan concerts on the gunsmoke TV show you twit |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:41 PM A T for everything |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:47 PM Real men don't watch the bachelor on TV ... @#@!% |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:49 PM cats taste just like chicken |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:51 PM And Nixon was the best president we ever had |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:54 PM real men wind their watches ... batteries ... pituey ... I spit on batteries ... only a sissy uses batteries. Flashlights, use kerosene no batteries. Crack yer car I say ... no batteries .. battery free zone. Hell when the EMP comes, I will be one of the few that know what time it is yah |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:54 PM Stuff your haggis into one of these Haggis |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:54 PM I assume real gay men would watch it, Dan. Well, real(ly) childish gay men. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 21 Feb 13 - 03:56 PM Real men only blow snow |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Feb 13 - 04:00 PM You sayin' I can't blow bubbles? Are ya? Huh? Well, the next time you say that you'd better be heeled, 'cause I'm gonna blow all the bubbles I want. And I'll do it as long as I want to! Yeah! I'm forever blowing bubbles! Take that and shove it where the sun don't shine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 21 Feb 13 - 04:04 PM And that goes for yer cat, too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 21 Feb 13 - 04:15 PM ""You sayin' I can't blow bubbles"" I know you have blown Bubbles. Bubbles told me all about it when I talked to him the other night - he told me to say hi to you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 05:09 PM Evidence |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 05:54 PM Speaking of bubbles, the next time your outdoor (OR indoor, for that matter) temperature hits 20 degrees or lower, take your bottle of bubble maker out and blow. Be prepared to catch a large bubble on your utensil (Get your mind out of the gutter); the soap bubble freezes instantly and can be caught. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 21 Feb 13 - 06:32 PM So, once caught, what do you feed it? Can you teach it to do tricks? Do you need a bubble license from the municipality for your new pet? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 21 Feb 13 - 06:44 PM You could give it to a friend as a gift, if you have bubble wrap. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 21 Feb 13 - 06:46 PM Or, bubble Rap? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Feb 13 - 07:31 PM Awright, that's it. Main Street, high noon tomorro...no, I can't make tomorrow. Say, Saturday? Unless that's a holy day for you, or you have to go golfing or something? Sunday's out because of church and all that. Maybe next Monday, at high noon, on dusty Main Street with the horses tied to the hitchin' racks and some idiot strolling across the street behind you where he's likely to get ventilated? If noon is bad for you, perhaps two-ish? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 21 Feb 13 - 09:36 PM What does one do with frozen bubbles? How do I know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Don Firth Date: 21 Feb 13 - 10:09 PM Do you have to keep it in the fridge? Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 21 Feb 13 - 10:57 PM I pissed bubbles after the doc scoped out my willy ... oops sorry too much info |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 22 Feb 13 - 12:06 AM Don, I met a man who puts each in a box and places them in his freezer. He is a photographer and they are part of his artwork. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 22 Feb 13 - 04:28 AM What ? freezers ? Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Feb 13 - 04:50 AM Freezer jolly good fellow? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 22 Feb 13 - 06:48 AM No thanks. I had an apple on the bus. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 22 Feb 13 - 06:59 AM Sound bubbles and music |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 22 Feb 13 - 07:31 AM "Freezer jolly good fellow?" That was good. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 22 Feb 13 - 07:35 AM Leaves me cold. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 22 Feb 13 - 07:40 AM I went to Wales one Sunday, it was shut, that Prince of Wales couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Feb 13 - 07:53 AM Okay, insulting the Prince of Wales! Charlie's a good ma...well, he's oka...he's not all THAT bad except for his personali...never mind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Feb 13 - 08:48 AM He's a better man than you are, Gunga Din |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 22 Feb 13 - 10:24 AM And he's not as fat and ugly, either. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Feb 13 - 10:40 AM You're wrong, wrong, wrong. You're so wrong you don't have a right, can't turn right, and everything you say is wrong. And you're ugly as well, and yo mama's so fat that lard gets its grease from her. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Feb 13 - 11:03 AM Yes I bloody well am! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: frogprince Date: 22 Feb 13 - 11:25 AM My gawd; he's so blind stupid he agrees with somebody on an argument thread! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: David C. Carter Date: 22 Feb 13 - 11:31 AM Just because Prince Charles is married to a woman with a face like she could win the Kentucky Derby doesn't mean you have to insult the big ear'ed bastard! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Feb 13 - 11:36 AM Hey, he's the legitimate hair to the throne of England, Scotland, Wales, etc., Head of the Church of England, and Heir to the Chair of St. Peter, etc. AND his parents were lawfully married, although in an COE ceremony so it doesn't count because it was heretical. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Feb 13 - 11:41 AM Of course, he does still sleep with his teddy -- the garment, not the bear. And it's "in," not really "with." Not to mention his lime-green thong which he tosses to cheering throngs at the first opportunity, throngs who yell "Fling, fling a thong!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: David C. Carter Date: 22 Feb 13 - 11:45 AM He can't be the legitimate "hair" to the throne, He's going bald on top! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Feb 13 - 01:05 PM He's balled all right -- balled up! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 22 Feb 13 - 01:14 PM come on, ya don't play football with a round ball ... everyone knows that. it is soccer ... football requires helmets and pads and a funny shaped ball... gosh .. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Feb 13 - 02:00 PM Ya want funny shaped balls? Just get yer miserable arse over here, Danny Boy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 22 Feb 13 - 02:11 PM LOL priceless John ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 22 Feb 13 - 02:27 PM ... the pipes are calling youuuuuuu... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: David C. Carter Date: 23 Feb 13 - 05:56 AM ...the pubs,the pubs are calling... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: David C. Carter Date: 23 Feb 13 - 05:59 AM ...and Scotland is just a mass of porridge,way past it's smell by date. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 13 - 07:40 AM No, haggis. Shakespeare wrote about the three haggis in "Macbeth." He called them "secret, black and midnight haggis." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 13 - 07:48 AM 3 "haggi" (haggae alt.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 23 Feb 13 - 08:17 AM I went to Lancashire once, it was raining, does it always rain in Lancashire ? Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 13 - 08:25 AM "The origin of the Haggis, Intestiniae Fragrantis" The hunt for the wild haggis |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 13 - 08:39 AM From: Posted on 03/03/2012 by AYearOfTravel Haggis, a hill, and a hand Edinburgh, Scotland: ""Plate of food: Some may think that writing about Scottish cuisine is like writing about Dutch big spenders. But I have always eaten well in Scotland, and I freely admit that I do not shy away from the traditional Scottish fare. No one has to twist my arm to eat the small package of shortbread that comes with my tea. No one has to scrape off the black pudding from my breakfast plate. But I must speak now about – haggis! I am not afraid of this folkloric food and its dubious ingredients. Granted, I don't consciously think about it or discuss it while I am eating, but I do enjoy it. I ate some vegetarian haggis while in Edinburgh which I thought was a bit pointless. I went straight back to the full and proper haggis. A day with offal and oatmeal cased in a sheep's stomach is a great day! That is the saying, isn't it? Well, in Scotland it must be. The key for me is the gravy. This is essential to lubricating the haggis and, dare I say, masking some of the flavour. If the gravy isn't perfect, the haggis is a sad, grey offering on a plate next to lumpy turnips and bland potatoes. But a gravy that is able to sing the praises of a haggis pulls the entire dish together, so that you are suddenly claiming some ancestry to the Macdonalds and you are willing to name your first-born Fergus. Such is the power of the haggis...... ...As we walked down the Royal Mile one day, we noticed a heavy police presence. It was so striking that I decided to ask an officer what was happening. He smiled like a schoolboy and said that "one of the Royal family members" was on their way to the whiskey museum. Well, say no more, my good man! Matt saw his afternoon in a pub with a pint disappear as I excitedly took my place along the sidewalk, camera in hand. Suddenly, three cars rolled up the street and a team of people rushed out with metal fences to create a perimeter around the museum entrance. I scuttled forward with everyone else and happily found myself very close to the front. The doors to the cars opened and out came…Prince Charles! I mean, that is a proper Royal family member, is it not? It could have easily been Prince Edward or Princess Anne who, frankly, are the 'B' team in the Royal family. We agree on this, right? But, no, it was the heir to the throne! In a kilt, no less! He waved and went to enter the museum, but turned and decided to do a walk-about along the fence. I couldn't believe my luck! I was behind only one other woman in the crowd. I got my camera ready as he worked his way along. Soon he was directly in front of me and I was torn between taking photos which requires my right hand, and offering my hand for him to shake which also requires my right hand. In a split second I decided to continue taking photos, but offer up my left hand to him. Strangely, I also decided that I needed to waggle my left wrist and all of my fingers in front of him. There I was with the future King of England and I had my face obscured by my camera, I was squinting into the viewfinder, and my left limb was having its own little seizure. He bypassed my hand, as if anyone can blame him. He completed his circuit and waved once more before disappearing into the museum. I was elated despite my own bizarre behaviour. If nothing else, I feel as though I made an impression (probably more so on his security team). As for Charles (we are on a first name basis now) I must say that he has a pleasantly deep voice and very blue eyes. Even with those unfortunate ears, he was surprisingly dapper in his kilt and with a thistle in his lapel. It is reminiscent of the gravy jazzing up the dreary haggis, is it not?"" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 13 - 08:49 AM Honeymoon Haggis: I wonder if it worked? ""A BUTCHER is sending Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles a wedding hamper packed with 'horny' haggis from his shop - The Buckie Ham Palace. German-born Stefan Gellricht, 39, claims his racy version of our national dish has aphrodisiac properties. The butcher, who has lived in Buckie, Banffshire, for six years, uses hot cajun spices for his Hot 'n' Horny Devil Haggis. But he says he is sending the royal couple a tamer version of his creation - plus a gin-laced 'Camilla Treat' salami. Stefan, who opened his shop in Fochabers on Monday, added: 'I don't want to be disrespectfulI just want them to enjoy this fabulous food.' "" COPYRIGHT 2005 Scottish Daily Record & Sunday |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 13 - 09:31 AM Its odd where things come from: GOLF - CHINESE and Tulips-Turkey? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 23 Feb 13 - 10:31 AM Haggis ? English ? I can well believe it, after all The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots, and they still haven't go the joke. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 23 Feb 13 - 10:31 AM GOT the joke |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 13 - 11:04 AM If you listen really closely to Yoko Ono singing, you can recognize the sound of the bagpipes. "These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig". Alfred Hitchcock quote |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 13 - 11:09 AM ""The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet"". Oliver Herford |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Wolfhound person Date: 23 Feb 13 - 01:01 PM oh no they didn't - combining the previous post and the title of the thread. Paws |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 13 - 02:27 PM Bagpipes? I've seen purses and little sacks made from...well, like this one. I suppose you could make a set of REAL bag pipes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 13 - 03:31 PM That is NO way to treat a Groundhog! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 13 - 04:10 PM Bull's balls! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 23 Feb 13 - 06:33 PM You Capon! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 13 - 07:18 PM You wanna step outside again? I'll do to you what I did the last time, you shriveled-up sack of steer spit! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 13 - 07:35 PM Do your worst, you chuckled-headed, ill-favoured varlet! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 13 - 07:36 PM YOU capon! I'll never choke down another after what I saw in Nain, Labrador. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Feb 13 - 08:00 PM As bad as it was, I bet there's worse to be seen in Blind River. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 13 - 09:17 PM You're wrong, you piece of rotten muktuk! There's much worse in Idaho! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 24 Feb 13 - 09:14 AM Can't rebut the arguments, huh? You buncha wusses!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 24 Feb 13 - 09:35 AM Twats. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 24 Feb 13 - 10:13 AM Strange tales of Nain Nain mystery |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 24 Feb 13 - 10:36 AM OK, since you asked, more about Capons (not Al Capone. Capons and sexuality research |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 24 Feb 13 - 11:31 AM What a load of cock. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 24 Feb 13 - 12:15 PM FU and your sealant gun, go caulk it |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Feb 13 - 01:22 PM No, Cork does NOT, keep Ireland afloat! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 24 Feb 13 - 01:31 PM Balls to you all ... and your sickly chickens also |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 24 Feb 13 - 01:32 PM and capons are those little crunchy bread things they put in salad. ya don't know nutin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Feb 13 - 01:44 PM They named them after you Dan. They're called cretins. Put that in your pipe and smoke it pal. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,M.E.A. Noldgit Date: 24 Feb 13 - 02:23 PM Rubbish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 24 Feb 13 - 02:35 PM For a supposed smart-boy you say a lot of *dumb* things. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 24 Feb 13 - 02:37 PM ""You look like a pipe-cleaner with eyes"" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 24 Feb 13 - 02:49 PM and get your hair cut, you look like a chrysanthemum. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Feb 13 - 03:07 PM Kerphlooey |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 24 Feb 13 - 03:18 PM You are the last part of nincompoop. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 24 Feb 13 - 05:04 PM cretins are those things ya clip outta the newspaper to get money off stuff ya buy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 24 Feb 13 - 05:13 PM Aw, you guys don't know chmode 700 from rm -r * and if you did you'd use the wrong one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 24 Feb 13 - 05:31 PM I know all about permissions and recursive removes ... I went to a Catholic grade school ... we never got permission for anything |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 24 Feb 13 - 06:44 PM ED!... "You are the last part of nincompoop." Oh! I am GONNA use that one! In various ways. A fair stone throw or a hundred from Nain, but that U-boat ain't a surprise except that it ran into trouble and has been found by mistake. I just hope they drill the fuels tanks and drain them ASAP. The best trout I ever ate was caught by me on a $50 bill lure at the Coop grocery in Wabush and it was from that river. UnREAL FISH, buddy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 24 Feb 13 - 08:35 PM Apart from me, there are 144 people on this thread and they have a cumulative IQ of 143. Tossers. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 24 Feb 13 - 09:35 PM Well we resemble that remark Steve so there |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 24 Feb 13 - 10:48 PM How about recursING removals? I've done some of those. The rest of you guys have the IQ of the square root of -1. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 24 Feb 13 - 10:58 PM Apart from me, there are 144 people on this thread and they have a cumulative IQ of 143. Tossers." Apart from you, Steve S? Your brain has no impact, makes no difference? Sad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Feb 13 - 11:10 PM Steve's brain registers in the negative numbers, thus causing a decline in the overall average. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 25 Feb 13 - 01:59 AM But at least he is 'umble about it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 25 Feb 13 - 04:21 AM I could murder am 'umble pie. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 25 Feb 13 - 04:23 AM On second thoughts I'd rather have a growler. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 25 Feb 13 - 07:26 AM ""...intelligence has never saved anyone: and that is true, for, if philosophy and intelligence are invoked to proclaim the equality of men, they have also been employed to justify the extermination of men."" Frantz Fanon |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 25 Feb 13 - 07:29 AM ""The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence"" Oscar Wilde |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Steve Shaw Date: 25 Feb 13 - 07:45 AM 'Umble? Moi? Why of course! I shout it from the rooftops: humility is my middle name! And I doubt that there's one of you here who could find your arse with both hands... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Feb 13 - 08:28 AM Yeah, but YOU couldn't find it with both hands, a flashlight, a compass and written directions. You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel. As for humility, there is no one more humble that I am, and I'm damned proud of my humility. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Feb 13 - 08:50 AM Well I would insult you guys, but Mother Nature beat me to it. Ergo, twould seem unfair, to mock the afflicted. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Feb 13 - 09:47 AM But it's okay to afflict the mocked? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 25 Feb 13 - 10:05 AM In your case, yes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,M.E.A. Noldgit Date: 25 Feb 13 - 10:13 AM Balderdash! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Feb 13 - 03:06 PM That was my late uncle: Baldur Dasch. You insultin' my family? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 25 Feb 13 - 03:35 PM Rap... "But it's okay to afflict the mocked?" Hahahahaaaaa! Babble! Banter! Burble. Bicker! Ballyhoo! Bicker! Balderdash! Brouhaha! Yer all talk. Apologies to King Crimson. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 25 Feb 13 - 03:57 PM If some of you folks want to "fuck each other up and around", you need a hotel room, not a Mudcat room. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 25 Feb 13 - 04:33 PM Take yer damn advice where it's wanted, Ed. If ya can find such a place... - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Feb 13 - 04:59 PM Who needs advice from a flea-bitten monkey who uses his tail to perform sexual acts with himself? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 25 Feb 13 - 06:05 PM I know one or two monkeys who sorta fit that definition, Rap, and I think you could definitely use some advice from either one of 'em. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 25 Feb 13 - 06:33 PM Go grind your organ, monkey breath! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 25 Feb 13 - 06:41 PM Idiom (aka idiot): "Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 25 Feb 13 - 08:02 PM That could need clarification. Depending on how warped one's sense of humour is. I warp both ways... all ways... almost always... when it comes to humour. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Feb 13 - 09:25 PM Let's get down and serious here. So, I think Lewis made a big mistake by losing Pauling's letter of application. If you disagree with me you're obviously mentally deficient and probably drink your own annual bath water. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: number 6 Date: 25 Feb 13 - 11:18 PM what a bunch of idiots you guys are Geeeezuz H. leave the country for a while and I come back and the Madcat is still as moronic as ever. biLL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Feb 13 - 12:02 AM It seems undeniable, doesn't it, number 6? In fact, we may rate as the single most asinine group of morons and lunkheads ever to congregate on one site in all of digital history! Although...when I look at the "comments" section under most Youtube videos, I must say that this place seems like a beacon of light in comparison. ;-D So maybe we're doing a bit better than I thought. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 26 Feb 13 - 03:38 AM Well, I stuck up for y'all today. Someone said the posters on this thread were so stupid they couldn't find their arseholes with two hands and a mirror. I said you could. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Feb 13 - 05:59 AM Yup, and we know where he lives too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 26 Feb 13 - 06:36 AM ""Someone said the posters on this thread were so stupid they couldn't find their arseholes with two hands and a mirror. I said you could."" Could you post the video? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: number 6 Date: 26 Feb 13 - 09:09 AM "Someone said the posters on this thread were so stupid they couldn't find their arseholes with two hands and a mirror. I said you could." only in the Madcat ... good grief *LOL* biLL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Feb 13 - 11:54 AM As his wife said. Some days I wake up grumpy, and other days I let him sleep in. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 26 Feb 13 - 02:57 PM ? hasn't got an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 26 Feb 13 - 03:37 PM If it AIN'T the right room...what in the hell are we doin' here? - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Feb 13 - 04:23 PM Well Chongo, dunno what you have to be so smart about. You started out with nothing, and you've still got most of it left. So Simple Simian, go meet the pieman. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 26 Feb 13 - 04:27 PM He IS the pieman. Problem is, nobody wants pies from a filthy, hairy, poop-throwing, self-abusing monkey. Would you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 26 Feb 13 - 04:37 PM Talk about the blind leadin' the lame! I seen more sense come outta the mouths of infant spider monkeys than what I see around here. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 26 Feb 13 - 04:45 PM The mudcat BS confessional is open to you all the times, Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 26 Feb 13 - 04:50 PM Jaysus H! Everyone knows the piman was an Iranian! WTF is... oh... piEman! Oh... that would my grandfather LeBlanc. He was a master baker. Learned to bake in the seminary. Learned to shake there, too, which is why he ran away three times. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 26 Feb 13 - 06:05 PM ""I used to work in Chicago, at a convenience store. I used to work in Chicago. I did but I don't anymore. A lady walked in with some porcelain skin and I asked her what she came in for. "Liquor," she said, and lick her I did, and I don't work there anymore"'. From, A Prairie Home Companion |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 26 Feb 13 - 06:13 PM ""Dusty: Hey, uh... hey, Lefty. What did the elephant say to the naked man? Lefty: What'd he say? Dusty: It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?"" Quote, A Prarie Home Companion |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 26 Feb 13 - 07:27 PM To quote bugs bunny "what a bunch of maroons" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 26 Feb 13 - 08:29 PM I don't believe that gnu should have retired. Now he's just a burden to the already overburdened Canadian welfare system, which he is probably cheating anyway. Discuss, if you dare disagree with me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Feb 13 - 04:38 AM You're all a load of lily livered poltroons. You polish your shoes with shit. If you were invisible, people would say, "Where the fuck's that smell coming from?" If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow up a balloon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 27 Feb 13 - 04:38 AM Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the Fair, Said Simple Simon to the pieman, What 'ave you got there ? PIE'S you simple twat. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 27 Feb 13 - 06:05 AM " he is probably cheating anyway." Considering the snow that fell on Moncton this year, he is probably "cleating anyway"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 27 Feb 13 - 07:22 AM Or, Black Nova Scotians historic connection Sierra Leone. Sierra Leone |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 27 Feb 13 - 09:13 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 27 Feb 13 - 10:42 AM US beer is shite. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Musket Date: 27 Feb 13 - 11:03 AM Shandy, all of it and that's a compliment... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 27 Feb 13 - 11:24 AM "US BEER IS THE BEST BEER IN THE WORLD!!!!!" He gets like that after a half pint of Guinness. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 27 Feb 13 - 12:29 PM And nooooooooo, this is the left room for an argument. The right room is over there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Feb 13 - 12:33 PM Sinister 9 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 27 Feb 13 - 02:02 PM I've had Guinness, I've had Murphy's, I've had Bass, I've had Stella Artois, Corona, Labatt's, Molson, Moosehead, and everything produced by Burton built on Trent -- and good old PBR or Coors beats 'em all. If you think otherwise you've got shit-buds for taste-buds. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Feb 13 - 02:31 PM Dammit Rap, you're comparing beer with piss. Don't work, just like comparing apples and oranges. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 27 Feb 13 - 02:50 PM The best beer in the world is Timothy Taylors from Keighley in Yorkshire. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Feb 13 - 03:08 PM Beer is a drink for sissies and wimps! Any real man (or Chimp) drinks hard liquor, smokes good quality cigars, and doesn't waste his time gettin' bloated with all that crummy beer. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Bobert Date: 27 Feb 13 - 03:14 PM Heck of a food fight ya'll got going here... BTW, how'd the CheezeWhiz end up on the ceiling??? Oh, and for the record??? Iron City is the world's best beer... Bar none... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 27 Feb 13 - 04:17 PM Us of A beer is like bland bilge water. British beer is a tad closer to warm sewer water, it even looks like it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 27 Feb 13 - 04:39 PM Ed... trow your coat bot side da road... you come to fight, eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 27 Feb 13 - 05:02 PM I just noticed that the thread was started by MacKenzie. I've seen him in a kilt. It's no wonder he wanted to change the subject. I saw a beautiful tartan walking along and thought someone had dressed an ostrich. He scared the geese and that bloody big dog of unknown parentage actually hid. Leave it to Giok to get people arguing over beer. Bunch of wankers. Beer, all of it, is horse piss. You want something, try muscatel at room temperature. That'll put hair on yer ass. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 27 Feb 13 - 06:23 PM I personally prefer to be subjected to the horrors of a coffee enema than to drink the vile gut rot the US of a and British folk misname beer. On the positive side, it does serve to evacuate the bowels of the crap they call food in both nations. Good beer is a waste on them, as they wouldn't recognize a quality beer anyway. They prefer to be comforted by consuming this pish as they day-dream that everyone in the world would actually like to be like them. The people of these "once-important", but now China-led and endebted economies deserve to drink urine! Australian beer has been well-known to be watered down for many years. To add some taste, domestically brewed beer now can contain industrial alcohol to substitute the fermented alcohol. Brewers can add up to 2% ethanol and 2% methanol to improve the product. Go figure! Both, are industrial bi products folks, and recognized as class 1 carcenogens, if taken internally. If a beer contains 4 – 5% alcohol, most, (if not all) of it can now be industrial alcohol. But, few Austrialians will notice the difference. Most of them are too looped on the stuff all day long to notice the taste anyway. If you disagree with this, let gnu know directly, as I am much too busy to read posts from any "used-to-was", pish drinking whiners. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Feb 13 - 06:32 PM Now yer talkin', Ed! I couldn'ta said it better myself. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 27 Feb 13 - 06:34 PM The snow is so high in Moncton this year, that gnu had to hire a Sherpa to get to the mailbox. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Fred Bailey Date: 27 Feb 13 - 08:11 PM To all of the above, an Okie can only say BIGGERN SHIT |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 27 Feb 13 - 08:27 PM Ed.... it was 7C and sunny here in my yard today no matter what the temp was at the airport... who lives at the airport anyway? The snow is only 5' deep in the largest of southside drifts! How dare you spread such wild rumours! You are a cad and a bounder, sir! SHOVELS AT DAWN! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 27 Feb 13 - 08:35 PM Youse can't be arsed with the truth! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 27 Feb 13 - 09:50 PM FIVE feet?! You Canuck wimp-ass! We got snow in Idaho that's better'n ten f'ing feet deep!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 27 Feb 13 - 09:55 PM The snow is filling eight feet of potholes. Okie, how do? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 27 Feb 13 - 10:11 PM "eight feet of potholes". Shallow ones. We fish Bluefin Tuna in our highway potholes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 27 Feb 13 - 10:25 PM Tuna -- bah! OUR potholes spew molten lawa and fill themselves when it cools. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 28 Feb 13 - 04:36 AM ALL beer is shite except beer brewed in Gods own county YORKSHIRE. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 28 Feb 13 - 07:15 AM The only good thing about Yorkshire is the A1(M). Gets you through it real quick. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 28 Feb 13 - 07:24 AM How insulting! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 28 Feb 13 - 07:37 AM Yeah, it's a lot like the Maritimes. The faster you get through them the better. I mean, I've been to Moncton, NB and lemme tell ya, I spit and washed half of it away -- the clean half, too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Feb 13 - 07:59 AM I went to Yorkshire once. It was closed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 28 Feb 13 - 09:57 AM No, that was Lancashire, thou churlish beef-witted pumpion. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 28 Feb 13 - 09:59 AM And the only good thing about Lancashire is the M6! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 28 Feb 13 - 10:22 AM Yorkshire. That is where them obnoxious little dogs come from, ain't it? - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 28 Feb 13 - 10:36 AM I'd back a Yorkshire terrier against you any day Chongo chump. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 28 Feb 13 - 11:36 AM Dave's right, Chump, you don't want to be messing with Yorkies. Have you for breakfast...then eat you! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Feb 13 - 12:27 PM They're also known as Hippy Rats :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 28 Feb 13 - 01:29 PM They have their uses . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 28 Feb 13 - 01:41 PM 9's pic... what's the yellow stuff? I immediately thought eggs but a closer look... Is there a name for such a dish so lovely? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 28 Feb 13 - 01:46 PM Bangers (made from terriers), mashed potatoes, peas and gravy on a bed of Yorkshire pudding. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 28 Feb 13 - 02:00 PM Little dogs like that? Ha! It'd take me about 1 second to still the little rat's yappy voice for all eternity. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: frogprince Date: 28 Feb 13 - 04:17 PM YORKSHIRE PUDDING 3 gallons milk 48 pk Jello instant vanilla pudding 1 medium yorkshire terrier Blend ingredients on high until lumps are gone. Preheat oven (or exhaust manifold) to 451 F. Pour pudding into little bread-tin type things. Cook until mix doesn't stick to a toothpick. Collected by Bert Christensen Toronto, Ontario http://bertc.com |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 28 Feb 13 - 05:31 PM We all like John McKenzie better when he was with the mamma's and the pappa's |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 28 Feb 13 - 05:32 PM Mackenzie Phillips or something like that or what is phillip morris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 28 Feb 13 - 05:44 PM 9... Where are the spuds? What is the yellow stuff? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Mar 13 - 05:53 AM Listen Old Jude, yer talkin' tripe yet again. If ye think ah wis wi the Mamas an' Papas yer aff yer heid pal. Ah wis wi the Jackson Five, an you must hae been wi the Monkees, alang wi thon Chongo, eedjit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,999 Date: 01 Mar 13 - 08:08 AM "9... Where are the spuds? What is the yellow stuff?" The yellow stuff IS the spuds. The gravy makes 'em look like that. If it was snow you'd be told not to eat it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 01 Mar 13 - 03:32 PM I'm home now. Wanna disagree with me on that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 01 Mar 13 - 03:56 PM Grits is bland crap and tastes more like sawdust. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 01 Mar 13 - 05:04 PM I like grits. Put pepper on it, idjit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 01 Mar 13 - 09:16 PM Pepper on grits just make 'em hotter sawdust. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 01 Mar 13 - 09:21 PM I had jack smelts for supper. Floured and fried in canola oil. Let's see if THAT starts an argument. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 01 Mar 13 - 09:25 PM Yer name spelled backwards is "ung". Not "well ung". Just "ung". - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 01 Mar 13 - 09:52 PM "Chonga Chimp" spelled backwards is "diputS", dipwad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 01 Mar 13 - 10:41 PM lol |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 02 Mar 13 - 07:53 AM Chonga Chump is backwards full stop. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 02 Mar 13 - 10:15 AM A bit late, but still inappropriate:Be mine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 02 Mar 13 - 10:50 AM A jack smelt in oil? Smelt is rich in omega-3 and is useful in increasing energy and vitality. I once heard that smelt, like oyster, is an aphrodisiac and can work wonders. But, I suspect there is no scientific proof, (except a resulting crotch impact of hardwood, that is). Hopefully, the smelt did not give you a bad case of late night priapism,(strong back root (stiff cock - Radic morindae officinalis) and short resources to help smelt your ore, gnu (though I suspect the jack part could lead one to a between the sheets solution). An old fur trapper once told me that he had "smelt more beaver than a furrier" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 02 Mar 13 - 10:53 AM Who you callin' "chump", chump? I heard that John Cleese was usin' you as a standin for a chamberpot in one of his comedy skits awhile back. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Mar 13 - 11:28 AM Who you callin' a comedy shit? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 02 Mar 13 - 02:16 PM Ssssamatter ya buncha wimps? Cat gotchyer tongues? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 02 Mar 13 - 03:34 PM I hate yez one and all, Blast your eye's, damn your soul's, Bloody hell. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 13 - 11:54 PM The plural of "soul" is "souls"...not "soul's". For shame! For every incorrect use of an apostrophe in a position where it doesn't belong, you shall receive one smack with a yardstick on your bare bottom, sir! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 03 Mar 13 - 03:51 AM I hate you as well you dissembling pottle-deep clotpole. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Mar 13 - 05:11 AM The finest fish within the sea, are soles, are soles are soles. His soul's black. Pick the bones out of that, you grammarians! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 03 Mar 13 - 05:41 AM I ain't saying Chumpo's ugly, but during the war they used him as a model for shrapnel... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 03 Mar 13 - 10:57 AM I heard that they threatened Hitler with him. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 03 Mar 13 - 11:00 AM Dudley Moore once explained soul music, " the Americans have their soul music and we have are soul music " I find this to be true. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Mar 13 - 01:16 PM Why do French sailors have English lettering on their caps? 'Cos they'd look stoopid with French letters on them, of course. Just how goddam stoopid are you lot? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Mar 13 - 03:24 PM I have read that Bonny Prince Charlie went over the sea to Skye with his head in Florence MacDonald's lap. Weren't the boatmen embarrassed by such public shenanigans? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Mar 13 - 03:26 PM Pubic, not public FFS. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 03 Mar 13 - 04:08 PM The soles ring too flat. What do you think of that? Pelagics are too oily, Taste buds go soily Give me a cod, or, haddock, so white and meaty,healthy. Of course, I eat shellfish 'Cause I am goutly selfish |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 03 Mar 13 - 04:12 PM Not that Chumpo has a big mouth, but they used him as a model for the Mersey Tunnel... (Thanks, Les) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 03 Mar 13 - 04:22 PM I grit my teeth every time I read this thread ... What a bunch of battery watch users ... gosh ... the humanity of it all Bozo's |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 03 Mar 13 - 05:42 PM You know where to go with your little red wagon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Mar 13 - 05:48 PM Hey, are you REALLY that close to the horse you rode in on? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 03 Mar 13 - 05:50 PM Aren't horses great, you can ride them or eat them. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Mar 13 - 04:38 AM Schmoes, shmucks, schmackles, and schmendricks, that's all I have to say. Where do you guys get off with all this nancy chat? For a start, Old Nude, nuthin wrong with digital, many of life's greatest pleasures are digital, so wind yer neck in, and yer goddam watches. As fer hoss eatin', well I've eaten hoss, but I always dismounted it, and took all the tack off, before doing so. To eat a horse while riding it, just isn't cricket. I mean you wouldn't do a thing like that to your best friend, would you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 04 Mar 13 - 07:36 AM Roy Rogers ate his horse with stuffing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Mar 13 - 09:14 AM And Dale Evans stuffed Roy and put him "on" his horse after she found out that Roy really DID love his horse more than her. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 04 Mar 13 - 09:30 AM Eating a horse whilst riding it certainly isn't cricket, cricket is a sport played with a bat and ball, leather on willow, village clock striking 3 and all that. What a loggerheaded earth vexing clack dish. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 04 Mar 13 - 12:40 PM Oeufs a Cheval. Eat that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 04 Mar 13 - 02:57 PM Are you insane ? or inane ? yor frend, Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Mar 13 - 03:31 PM You want an argument? I'll give you an argument. Take a laxative, you're fulla shit. Better yet, take the whole box. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 04 Mar 13 - 04:05 PM I am not full of shit. NOW it's an argument. Your statements are not arguments. They are hypothesis, unproven by lack of supporting argument. I might further argue that you are full of shit for not knowing the difference. You don't know your arse from a hole in the ground. Argue that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 04 Mar 13 - 04:13 PM "They are hypothesis,"? Hypotheses. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 04 Mar 13 - 05:17 PM Ebbie... no argument there. I would argue, however, that my error is a typo, improvable on either side of such argument. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 04 Mar 13 - 05:44 PM He is not full of shit ... stop it ... your giving shit a bad name ... LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Mar 13 - 05:49 PM Yeah? See this chip? Knock it off my shoulder. I dare you. And it "unprovable" not whatever it was that you said. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ebbie Date: 04 Mar 13 - 11:30 PM :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 05 Mar 13 - 04:19 AM That's not a chip on your shoulder, it's a french fry. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Mar 13 - 06:20 AM Freedom fry, you dolt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 05 Mar 13 - 07:15 AM gnu is certainly not "full of shit". He is actually down a quart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Mar 13 - 07:33 AM Talking of chips. Are gnu chips, as good for campfire fuel, as dried Buffalo chips? Perhaps gnu isn't dry enough to burn! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 05 Mar 13 - 07:46 AM We have hedgehog flavoured crisps [ US chips ] in the UK, someone should make a ' horse ' flavour, but call it beef. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 05 Mar 13 - 09:04 AM See? You guys are afraid to knock this nice fresh buffalo chip off my shoulder! gnu dared me to put it there and if someone doesn't knock it off pretty soon it's going to drip and stain my shirt and my Mom will be mad. Come on, knock it off! I dare you! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 05 Mar 13 - 09:36 AM You're so full of shit your eyes are brown. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:23 PM If my uncle had tits, he'd be my auntie. Then he'd fit in well with all you big girl's blouses. Where is the argument, the discussion, the carefully honed debate? Even that monkey makes a better fist of it than you guys. The Jello Lover, seems to have wound down, and as for my old mate g, up there in NB, I think age is catching up with him. I mean, he can only manage fish sticks twice a year. What an old fraud he is. Pete, you have three brown eyes! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:32 PM "down a quart", Ed? At least I know where I can get some serious shit when I need it. You got a lot more than you could EVER use. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:51 PM You got a lot more (shit) than you could EVER use. Well, that's the purpose of a bowel movement is for gnu. Try it, and you won't be bound up so tight. And, it wont back up. But, eat some soft food and hold back on the hot peppers the night before the "big event", or it may flame ur 'roid. BTW, do you read on the turlet? :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Stringsinger Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:55 PM Some call an argument a discussion. I call it "a New York discussion". The only difference is that here, you can't hear the yelling that accompanies the "discussion". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:17 AM My eyes are blue and what's left of my hair is blonde, proving my genetic superiority. Of course, those are not the only reasons: the US government has said it is so and bits and pieces of me which have been cut out or off during various surgeries and things Repository of Perfect Genetic Materials outside of Thule, Greenland (backup samples are stored at the secret US base on the moon). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:29 AM Rap even wears his shit on his shoulder, like a badge of honor yah |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:29 AM not to be confused with that tasty treat shit on a shingle. My mom was a master |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 06 Mar 13 - 11:42 AM Had to Google SOS. Ugh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 06 Mar 13 - 11:47 AM Adam and Eve on a raft, is a superior dish. I'll see your SOaS, and raise you two Buffalo Wings, and a Parson's Nose. What's more, Sarah Palin reminds me of Roast Turkey, and Chestnut stuffing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:20 PM I have a recipe, inherited from my late MIL, that creates a truly superior SOS. It includes sour cream and shredded cheddar cheese in addition to mushrooms. Quite tasty. Much superior to, say, Toad In The Hole or Bully Beef. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Mar 13 - 02:28 AM I'm so thrilled being here I could just shit. I'm going out now, I may be gone some time. Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Mar 13 - 05:50 AM He's gone to get his Oates again. He'll have more luck with a seal anyway. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 07 Mar 13 - 06:20 AM Dave's not here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 07 Mar 13 - 08:23 AM Yes I am, can't you count ? Dave H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Mar 13 - 08:29 AM Who you calling a count? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 07 Mar 13 - 10:12 AM Poor Dave. Poor, poor, old Dave. He's not here. What a shame. I'll buy the next round. Too bad ol' Dave's not here or he could have bought it, the cheapskate old skinflint. He's probably with the ghost of Jacob Marley, counting hot ha'pennies in Hades. Dave's not here. He's somewhere else, man, ya know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 07 Mar 13 - 10:28 AM Poor old gnu. He's not here either. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 07 Mar 13 - 10:56 AM It's his birthday so he's probably pissed but how would we know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: olddude Date: 07 Mar 13 - 11:39 AM That is not what I heard you do with mushrooms Rap .. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Dave Hanson Date: 08 Mar 13 - 03:32 AM It's no good you know, just by saying it can't make me not here, at least I think I am, yes that's it ' I drink, therefore I am ' Dave H ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Rapparee Date: 08 Mar 13 - 09:41 AM As the Creator Of All I can make you not be here or anywhere. A little twist in the space-time like this and oop.......................... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 08 Mar 13 - 10:00 AM gnu ate clams for his birthday yesterday, and most likely found something tasty to wash 'em down. maybe he is suffering "a clamover" today? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Mar 13 - 10:03 AM Nah, the old bugger's got shell shock. Can't hold his bivalves, like he used to could. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 08 Mar 13 - 11:39 AM Old bugger? He's only 56, which makes him a cheeky young bugger! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Mar 13 - 12:09 PM Good point, I can give him 14 years, but then again, old fartishness is an attitude of mind, rather than a chronological achievement, isn't it? I shall head for the cloakroom, with my ticket, in order to get me coat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Pete Jennings Date: 08 Mar 13 - 12:13 PM You know where your ticket is?!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Donuel Date: 08 Mar 13 - 02:17 PM I took a ticket and got in que to wait my turn to post but old dude took my turn! i WAS #400. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: Ed T Date: 01 Apr 13 - 02:10 PM Hello, anybody home in here? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: gnu Date: 01 Apr 13 - 02:14 PM WTF are you refreshing this for? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument? From: MGM·Lion Date: 01 Apr 13 - 02:22 PM Pa's out Ma's out Let's talk rude ~~~ Pee po belly bum drawers Flanders and Swann |
