BS: Darwin's Witnesses

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 22 Jan 14 - 02:18 PM

Very good Musket.

Somenone invited a young JW in asked him to sit down and explain things. He said Oh, dunno really, I have never got this far before

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jan 14 - 06:23 AM

Hahahahahaaa!

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 22 Jan 14 - 05:09 AM

I reckon The Two Ronnies got it right.

"A plague of locusts collided today with a colony of frogs going in the other direction on the A38 near Bristol.

Police are appealing for Jehova's Witnesses."

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 08:39 PM

Ah well, JWs wear their baseball caps the right way and they don't commit crime. I'm okay.

I dunno if they are allowed to wear baseball caps but I figure they would do it right. Overall, not a bad bunch in my books. I wonder who they favour in the Superbowl.

As for the Darwin Witnesses, I expect few watch Yankee football. Throwbacks!

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 08:09 PM

WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN CHEESES

What a friend we have in cheeses,
Mozzarella, Cheddar, Swiss!
Bleu and Limberger's sweet breezes
Lingering like a lover's kiss.
Humble milk's apotheosis,
Muenster, Provolone, Brie
Damn cholesterol's thrombosis
Cheese is Gouda stuff by me!

Heed the U. S. Dairy Council,
Keep the Gruyere on the shelf.
Even just a tiny ounce'll
Give you vitamin B-12.
Gather, pilgrims at the deli
Buying Edam and Havarti,
Wedges moist and cold and smelly,
Bring home lots and have a party!

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: TheSnail
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 06:59 PM

Church mice

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 05:44 PM

(Sorry! Got the hiccups!)

DF

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 05:13 PM

I few months back I heard a radio interview with a writer named A. J. Jacobs, who wrote a book intitled A Year of Living Biblically, describing his year of attempting to live by each and every precept outlined in the Bible. Not easy!!

But during that year, one day he was called upon by a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses. Instead of blowing them off, he invited them in. They wanted to talk about the Bible? Sure, let's talk about the Bible!

About a half hour passed before they had hit the point where they were looking around furtively and edging toward the door. He kept talking until they were whimpering and clawing at the walls!

"You want to talk about the Bible? Yes! Let's talk about the Bible!!"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 05:13 PM

I few months back I heard a radio interview with a writer named A. J. Jacobs, who wrote a book intitled A Year of Living Biblically, describing his year of attempting to live by each and every precept outlined in the Bible. Not easy!!

But during that year, one day he was called upon by a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses. Instead of blowing them off, he invited them in. They wanted to talk about the Bible? Sure, let's talk about the Bible!

About a half hour passed before they had hit the point where they were looking around furtively and edging toward the door. He kept talking until they were whimpering and clawing at the walls!

"You want to talk about the Bible? Yes! Let's talk about the Bible!!"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: robomatic
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 04:46 PM

I just tell my anti-evolution associates about my devotion to the word of "St. Chuck"!

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 11:51 AM

I'm a Hard Shell Baptist.

You know that the soft shell ones are only soft just after the moult.

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 11:49 AM

I say, "No thanks. Black Irish Cat'lic here. Have a good day." I doubt if many of them have heard the term so it doesn't scare them as much as telling them telling them I'm a Hard Shell Baptist.

GUEST & Spaw... hehehehee!

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 11:27 AM

Do you want to read about Jesus?
No thanks, I like "Batman"


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 11:09 AM

I don't mind them. On the odd occasion they come to the door I excuse myself and say I'm just on my way out to donate blood.

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 11:00 AM

I would resist that urge. The JW's I know might take it as an invitation to give you their good news.

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 10:43 AM

There's a JW Kingdom Hall about 6 blocks from me. I suppose I should resist the urge to print that and tape it to their door.

Subject: RE: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 09:55 AM

LOL

Subject: BS: Darwin's Witnesses
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Jan 14 - 09:53 AM

A funny idea. Don't care who you are.