BS: #2 joke thread 2014

Subject: BS: #2 joke thread 2014
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 27 Oct 14 - 02:25 PM

"May I have the pleasure?"

"Oh yes -- but let's dance first."

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Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 27 Oct 14 - 02:28 PM

"So, Abie: aren't you going to ask me 'How's business?'!"

"OK, Hymie. How's business?"

"Don't ask!"

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Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Oct 14 - 10:58 PM

Where does satisfaction come from?
A satisfactory!

Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014
From: bobad
Date: 30 Oct 14 - 06:55 AM

MY FIRST DRINK WITH MY SON

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness.
He didn't like it – so I drank it.
Then I got him a Samuel Adams, he didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the John Jameson Dublin Irish whiskey,
I could hardly push the stroller back home.

Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 30 Oct 14 - 04:17 PM

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?



Because the poor didn't have any money.


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Subject: RE: BS: #2 joke thread 2014
From: DMcG
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 12:45 PM

A friend claimed this conversation with a friend of his:


friend's friend: I watched my first porn film yesterday

Friend, somewhat uncomfortably: oh, um, really?

FF: yes ... I looked so young ...