BS: Ok who put the

Subject: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 10:55 AM

Bomp in the Bomp de Bomp de Bomp. I know one of you did it. I woke up and there it was. Dang mudcatters

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 11:28 AM

The same guy who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 11:42 AM

Oh ok thanks now I got an ear wick

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 12:21 PM

Earworm is the term I know...

A neat freak puts the fast in fastidious.

Baptists put the fun in fundamentalism.

I made both of those up but there should be a genre...

And then there are those overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder!

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Joe Offer
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 12:25 PM

...it made my baby fall in love with me, so who's complainin'?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 03:22 PM

A turning point in the English-speaking-world's culture.

Easy listening while searching for meaning of bubbly-bubbly-shoo.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 03:26 PM

Confusion settled. Boogity was the word.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Ed T
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 03:29 PM

""Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do""

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 03:41 PM

In the beginning . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,#
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 03:44 PM

Sorry to miss that, Ed. Looks good, looks fine.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 03:52 PM

While we are asking such questions....

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From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 06:09 PM

And who, who, who stole the book of love?

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From: Don Firth
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 06:22 PM

And who put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 06:37 PM

Guest# - did wedding bells cross your mind?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 07:06 PM

Old fat guy with out a belt singing there's a moon out tonight

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 07:16 PM

Book of love stolen by maybelline

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 07:17 PM

Well then, let us howl at it!

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 07:38 PM

Ah, but who WROTE the book of love?
Where have all the flowers gone?
What can the matter be?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Oops, wrong medium.
Who will love a little sparrow?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 08:21 PM

Who broke the lock on the hen house door?

Damn it, I want answers!

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 08:24 PM

What would you do if I sang out of tune.. Kick me in the great balls of fire

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 08:27 PM

If I did that, would you still love me tomorrow?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 09:05 PM

Nah, someone swiped the Book of Love, which left me crying in the chapel because even though I'd driven my car to the racing ground I still lost my love, my life, that night. So I got to be good so I can see my baby when I leave this world. She'll be wearing Chantilly lace and a pretty face.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: gnu
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 09:35 PM

Janie... let's howl on Howloween.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 09:57 PM

If you're kicked in them they ARE balls of fire, I guess... but a little splish splash should take care of that.

Where O where has my little doggone thing call yourself the jungle king of anything? Anybody taking Spaceoline?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 09:57 PM

Good one, gnu!

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Phil Cooper
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 10:40 PM

I have to admit that I'm the one who put the phil in philosophy, or was it philostine?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 10:58 PM

Not me. I didn't do it. Don't blame me.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy
Date: 31 Oct 14 - 11:18 PM

Ah, but, chantey lass, is it you they are singing about in the song ending "Hi! Hoist up the top sheet and spanker!"?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 02:52 AM

I think it was the guy who walks with a sloop. They call him John b

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 02:53 AM

I went outside for a cig and the smoke got in my eyes

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 05:27 AM

Tell Me, Dan. What In The World's Come Over You?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,iPad man Steve Shaw
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 05:42 AM

Hey, what's the time, Lone Ranger?

Ten to ten ten to ten ten to ten ten ten


Hey, where are you going with that car-load of junk, Lone Ranger?

To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: gnu
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:07 AM

Oh Danny Boy, good question.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: G-Force
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 08:57 AM

And who put the c*&t in Country & Western?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 12:43 PM

Hey charlie
I got a feeling called the blues oh lord

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 12:48 PM

Once I caught a big sea bass under the boardwalk

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 12:50 PM

I think I saw that from up on the roof.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 04:46 PM

Can't find iron-on patches. Oh what can I do?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 05:51 PM

Folks over for Halloween and it's my party and I'll cry if I want to

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:00 PM

Sounds like a bridge over muddy waters...

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:07 PM

Is it true that only the lonely can dig rock-n-roll music?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:35 PM

One guy got sick had to take him to Saint James infirmary

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:44 PM

All because of One Meatball

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 07:23 PM

He said if he dies not to bury him on the lone Prarie

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 09:23 PM

Ain't there nothing I can take, I said Doctor! to relieve this bellyache ...
Called for the doctor, the doctor said Feed that child some shortenin' bread!
Measles said the doctor, mumps said the nurse, chicken pox said the lady with the alligator purse!

And:

Someone handed me his card and said Call me if they die...

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Gurney
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 10:34 PM

Shouldn't this thread be above the line?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Amos
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 10:44 PM

The boys were singing "Shing-a-Ling".... (thanks, Jesse. RIP.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 04:17 AM

Sounds like a bridge over muddy waters...

Reminds me of the time on Sorry I Haven't A Clue when they were doing song titles that didn't quite make it. One suggestion was "Trouble Over Bridgwater".

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 07:02 AM

Who put the Thorpe in Scunthorpe ??

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 03:54 AM

I admit it.
I'm the man who put the "itherie" in the Skitherie-idel-dum.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 04:53 PM

"who" didn't do any of that stuff... who was busy on first.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 05:50 PM

We need to put a short stop to this thread creep.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 08:33 PM

Which of us creeps would that be:>)

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 08:46 PM

Creeps.. Oh baby its a wild world

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 04 Nov 14 - 12:06 AM

Yes! So take a walk on the wild side.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy
Date: 04 Nov 14 - 12:18 AM

By your wild lone, for all places are alike to you?

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 04 Nov 14 - 12:29 AM

Janie will you walk this way

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 04 Nov 14 - 01:12 AM

As long it's after midnight, and only with sad birds and trees in the background

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Janie
Date: 04 Nov 14 - 01:15 AM

Dang. Epic link failure on my part. Take two.
As long it's after midnight, and only with sad birds and trees in the background

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,DTM
Date: 04 Nov 14 - 01:06 PM

<"From: Leadfingers
Who put the Thorpe in Scunthorpe ??">

I see what you did there - tut tut, naughty ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 05 Nov 14 - 12:13 PM

I see you're all still crazy after all these years...

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: olddude
Date: 05 Nov 14 - 12:29 PM

true story, today I backed my car into a T-bird a lady was driving. I guess now

She'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away


sorry I bad .. thank god for insurance

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy
Date: 05 Nov 14 - 01:47 PM

Today we also remember remember gunpowder treason and plot!

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: gnu
Date: 05 Nov 14 - 02:02 PM

Re : From: GUEST,CrazyEddie - PM
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 03:54 AM

I admit it.
I'm the man who put the "itherie" in the Skitherie-idel-dum.

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from Barking Mad, by Four Men and A Dog


Green Linnet Records, GLCD 3085.
Words by Neil Johnston, Music by Arty McGlynn. (Dog Music Publishing LTD.)
The words are sung by Gino Lupari, the band's bodhrán-player, notable for being nearly as round as his drum, who uses a rap beat as he accompanies himself with a wickedly fast jig rhythm.
[Picture]

Now listen you people
Better take this down:
I'm the Bodhrán player
And I'm back in town.
It's me lays down the rhythm
For the diddely I dil dee
Ain't no Flashy Fiddlers
Any good without me!
I can do it on the Bodhrán,
I can do it on the Bones;
Don't need a fancy drum-kit like
The Rolling Stones.
I'm a raker, I'm a shaker,
I make that white top hum:
The man who puts the Iddery in the
Skiddery I dil dum!


Skiddery I dil dum!


Just set up the liquor,
Make sure there's enough,
Then clear the decks for action
Let me strut my stuff.


Hear me talkin'?
Let's go walkin'!


Now the fiddle's fine and dandy,
It's the voice of Irish folk;
And if you've gotta banjo handy,
He can make the music smoke.
Throw in a melodeon --
You've gotta have a box --
and you've the makings of a session
But it isn't one the rocks
Till the goat skin hero
Hits it with his little rhythm stick:
I'm the man supplies the heartbeat,
I'm the dude that makes it tick!


He's the diddley dee director,
He's the dude that makes it tick!


Hear me talkin'?
Let's go walkin'!


At the pub and at the party,
I'm the session's heart and soul;
Hey, it's me who puts the backbone
Into Irish rock 'n' roll.
You can keep your fiddle player,
Your banjo pickin' man,
But the man who minds the goatskin
Is the leader of the band.
When I hear the reels a rollin'
Then it's time for me to start;
I'm the star of syncopation,
I'm the statesman of the art.
Watch the dancers how they dig it,
They say who's the heavy dude?
He's no moron on the Bodhrán,
He's our Gino be goode!
So I'm giving you the message and
I've got it right perhaps:
The show is never over 'til the fat man raps!


You paying?
I'm staying.

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw racking what's left of his brain
Date: 05 Nov 14 - 02:53 PM

I think the saying was "If Typhoo put the T in Britain, who put the c*** in Scunthorpe?"

Subject: RE: BS: Ok who put the
From: Mrrzy
Date: 05 Nov 14 - 03:20 PM

Phoo! The real question is, who put the soup in supercilious?