BS: Happy Star Wars day

Subject: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 May 15 - 05:09 AM

May the...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,#
Date: 04 May 15 - 01:02 PM

. . . bird of paradise fly up your nose?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 May 15 - 07:45 AM

Too late now. May the fifth just doesn't work...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 15 - 08:27 AM

The US telephone numbers consisting of the local area code followed by "444-4444" seem to have largely been acquired by personal injury law firms ad taxicab services.

As evidenced by advertisements on telephone book covers and outdoor billboards, they've universally adopted the marketing slogan "May the fours be with you!"

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 15 - 09:22 AM

What's wrong with "May a Fifth be with you!"?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: Musket
Date: 05 May 15 - 09:31 AM

I wish May and the rest of Top Gear were still with us..

Telly for sale . Hardly used in last two months or so.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 05 May 15 - 01:35 PM

I was 18 when star wars hit the local fleapit.

our gang had a great idea of getting completely wrecked on dope cakes and mushrooms
to truly get off on the ground breaking trippy cosmic spacey special effects.

All went to plan until just after the opening foreground to infinity credits had rolled
I slumped into a deeply blissful sleep for the entire movie....😞

I had to go ago again the next day on the pretext of a date with with my new girlfriend,
but consuming nothing more mind altering
than a large bottle of fizzy orange Corona pop.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,#
Date: 05 May 15 - 01:54 PM

"consuming nothing more mind altering
than a large bottle of fizzy orange Corona pop."

If you can remember it, you weren't there. Doesn't matter what the police record says.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 06 May 15 - 07:01 AM

Revenge of the Sixth!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,Jon Heslop
Date: 06 May 15 - 07:47 AM

Sith happens!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 May 15 - 08:05 AM

When I saw Christopher Lee cast as Count Dooku I was waiting for "The Vampire Strikes Back"...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: Musket
Date: 06 May 15 - 05:15 PM

A bit too crypt ic for some...

Fangs for mentioning it though.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Star Wars day
From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome
Date: 07 May 15 - 02:49 AM

Well, it may just be a sound-bite but I have a lot at stake...