BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 06:37 AM

Ooops that should have also read 100. By the way Congratulations Dave for managing to keep the thread going despite the usual idiots.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 06:39 AM

The Wellington Hospital!

Wow, all that just to repair a few wellies. Must be for those expensive ones that don't have steel toecaps.
You can't deport properly in steel toecaps

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 07:08 AM

Why would anyone want to deport steel toecaps? I think that is just elementism!

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 07:15 AM

Elementalism !!! Get Holmes on the case

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 07:17 AM

You could be right. My kettle is very elemental,that's what gives it a low centre of gravity.
That makes it easy to balance of your head when you're practising deportment.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 07:18 AM

Sorry, guest above was me in my cookieless elemental ethereal persona

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Derrick
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 07:19 AM

Does that give you water on the brain

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 07:23 AM

No!!!!

That's a tap on the head. boom boom

And with that I'm away for my lunch

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Derrick
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 07:40 AM

KV that's plumb crazy

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 08:21 AM

"that's plumb crazy"
You's wonder that anybody could sink so low!!
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Derrick
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 08:34 AM

You's wonder that anybody could sink so low!!

Jokes like that could drive a man round the U-bend

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 08:39 AM

I admit, it is plumbing the depths - must clean up my act
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Derrick
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 10:48 AM

So you should Jim.
This is a punny thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 11:03 AM

A joke's a joke, but this is insanitry
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Derrick
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 11:14 AM

Perhaps we should issue an Elf warning

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 12:04 PM

Sorry - had to get it out of my cistern
Will pipe down now
Jim carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Raggytash
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 12:17 PM

Probably flushed with sucess

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 03:13 PM

Bidet as it may, I think we should stop, cock!
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 03:47 PM

Don't talk to me about elf and safety. I may just gnome home...

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 04:04 PM

I fail to see what the connection is between nurses with poor deportment and plumbers.

Is it a push fit, a Yorkshire, or a simple soldered capillary?

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Wet & merry, on way home
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 06:28 PM

Plenty of elf warnings. Usually about selective deletion of threads based on their opinion rather than moderation.

As we are plumbing the depths, you might get water in your Wellington, and by the process of osmosis, you end up with cold toeses.

Nurse will rub it better.

Ooohhhh. Matron!

You'd think, what with England being so sparsely populated, we'd have run out of jokes by now?

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Ripov
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 08:57 PM

If (Keith A of Hertford - 27 Jun 15 - 01:44 PM ) the Telegraph, excluded " ISLANDS.....", what the hell is the UK doing in the list?

God said "go forth and multiply
And spread throughoutb the land".
But we've multiplied so [exceptionally] much
There's 'ardly room to stand.

And regarding the nurses -
"I warrant they'll prove an excuse for the glass".

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 28 Jun 15 - 10:49 PM

Well I think that we should pay nurses with pounds same as everyone else.
Never yet found a shop that takes poor deportments or even offers an exchange rate.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Back home with a cold
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 03:02 AM

I bet they'll be accepting poor deportment as currency or barter in Greece by now.

It's only 8.00am and already I've debugged the dog and emailed the BBC news desk to tell them that contrary to what they put on a story today, the royal college of physicians does not represent the 30,000 hospital doctors. It doesn't represent any doctors if we get picky about it, and neither do the other five colleges....

The moral? Laugh at those who cut and paste from websites claiming they always get it right so you must be a liar.

Remind you of anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: The Sandman
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 06:29 AM

This thread was in my opinion started to provoke an argument.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 06:42 AM

You are entitled to your opinion, Dick. Wrong a it may be.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 06:49 AM

Remind you of anyone?

No.
And I know you could not provide an example.

Dave, I found the OP provocative, intended or not.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:01 AM

Damn, speak of the devil and he's sure to appear.

Anyone can take offense at anything. Doesn't mean they are right.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:02 AM

But there again you find everything (except the Mail, Express, Telegraph) provocative.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:11 AM

"This thread was in my opinion started to provoke an argument."
I belive the thread was started to continue the thread that was (IMO) deliberately sabotaged because the main objector couldn't make any headway
Whyever Dave stated it, it's nobody else's business - one of the rights of membership
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:24 AM

Dick's just like me. He never ever provokes arguments. Right, Dick? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:25 AM

just when we were all having a bit of a laugh, as the OP intended, along come the spoilers who can't stand anything that isn't centred on an argument with them.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:33 AM

Shame we don't have a like post feature, KV. It would be on yours :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:35 AM

Does taking the piss out of a spoiler count as being a spoiler, Kampervan, or does accusing people of being spoilers make one a spoiler too?

Yours sincerely, Confused of Tunbridge Wells.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:49 AM

Just as an idea lads, why don't we ignore the wazzocks and carry on with the silliness we been enjoying. If we're lucky they may go away.

Back to the Nurses ...........

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 07:56 AM

Is it ok to be silly AND a wazzock?

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 08:10 AM

Whatever your little heart desires Steve!!

Back to the nurses who can't walk properly. Do you think it would help if we bought them new shoes??

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 08:13 AM

Probably. Wellies certainly do not help.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 08:23 AM

I am sure Dick's home page used to have a picture of him wearing wellies. The current version shows rigger boots though. Maybe they are better?

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 08:23 AM

Those old Dr Scholl sandals were supposed to be good for your feet, but they'd make too much noise on the ward floors. Maybe slippers would be better?

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 08:25 AM

A lot seem to wear Crocs now.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Will Fly
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 08:31 AM

Never worn crocs - just love my "Alligator Shoes And My Rhythm'n Blues"...

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Kampervan
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 08:32 AM

Tried to buy some Crocs for my grandson the other week. Went all round Canterbury, no-one seems to be selling them now.

Someone said it to do with them going out of fashion, but I think its all about this trade in endangered species which means that all ivory is now 2000 years old.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 11:54 AM

As long as it is not more than 6000 years old. We don't want to offend creationists...

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,pete from seven stars link
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 12:07 PM

oh yes you do, dave, in the absence of a good argument !

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 01:36 PM

What is that supposed to mean do you think?

Oh well, back to the thread. Didn't Jimmy Nail sing something about Alligator shoes? Maybe nails in shoes don't help deportment either.

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 01:40 PM

"oh yes you do, dave, in the absence of a good argument !"
There is no argument against mysticism - it's all in God's hands
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 02:00 PM

Peter,

Can I suggest, as I have already done on this thread, that Dave started it as a little piece of nonsense. Any attempt to make it serious is, I think unwelcome. The comments of certain individuals have tried to make it erroneously sensible.

Now, can we get back to nurse with poor deployment.

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 02:17 PM

"Now, can we get back to nurse with poor deployment."
Actually, it's "poor deportment" - must stick to the topic.
Not sure Dave ever statedwhy he opened it, which leaves it - well - open!
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Paying nurses with poor deportment
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Jun 15 - 02:39 PM

Nothing wrong with deploying Nurses Jim