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Sixty-Nine songs

Nigel Parsons 02 Jul 15 - 04:10 PM
fat B****rd 02 Jul 15 - 05:07 PM
Richard Bridge 02 Jul 15 - 06:01 PM
GUEST 02 Jul 15 - 10:03 PM
Nigel Parsons 03 Jul 15 - 04:12 AM
Tattie Bogle 03 Jul 15 - 04:28 AM
GUEST,Richard 03 Jul 15 - 04:33 AM
TheSnail 03 Jul 15 - 05:38 AM
GUEST,Riah Sahiltaahk 03 Jul 15 - 07:00 AM
Dave the Gnome 03 Jul 15 - 07:27 AM
Joe_F 03 Jul 15 - 05:56 PM
Gallus Moll 03 Jul 15 - 06:34 PM
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Don Firth 03 Jul 15 - 08:02 PM
alex s 03 Jul 15 - 08:50 PM
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GUEST 04 Jul 15 - 06:14 AM
Nigel Parsons 19 Oct 16 - 06:29 AM
Teribus 19 Oct 16 - 07:16 AM
Bill D 19 Oct 16 - 09:40 AM
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Subject: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 02 Jul 15 - 04:10 PM

Okay, steer clear if you'll be offended.


I can't think of many, apart from rugby songs, that mention, or allude to the subject, so I may have to use mondegreens.

Every week Radio2 plays "How do you like your eggs in the morning"

I like the line:
"I like mine with a kiss. Up or down?"

Or the Beach Boys:
"And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there"

Or The Band
"Take a load of fanny" (okay, that word has different meanings UK/US)

Even Sir Tom (valleys boy & frequenter of rugby clubs) slips in:
"I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussy, cat lips"

Any others to add?


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Jul 15 - 05:07 PM

"Sit On my Face" Monty Python.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 02 Jul 15 - 06:01 PM

Azaelia Banks. And lots of modern MoBO


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Jul 15 - 10:03 PM

Not quite '69, (34 1/2 ?) but The Monkees' commonly heard mondegreen comes to mind:
" Then I sat on her face, now I'm a believer...."


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 04:12 AM

On the radio this morning: Highway to hell

"I'm going do---wn"


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 04:28 AM

From Dumbarton's Drums: "when Johnnie kneels and kisses me".

From Annie McKelvie: "we parted last night with a kiss on the doorstep".


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 04:33 AM

Gerry and the Pacemakers sang;
"If I knew how you do it to me, I'd do it to you"

and from Pink Floyd. " See Emily Play"
There is no other day
Let's try it another way


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: TheSnail
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 05:38 AM

"The Ups and Downs" as sung by Steeley Span. Possibly a reference to the 69th Regiment of Foot.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: GUEST,Riah Sahiltaahk
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 07:00 AM

Let;s not confuse cunnilingus with a sixty-nine (and what woman would ever have a man sit on her face???)

Otherwise : My Boy Lollipop


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 07:27 AM

I saw the crescent and you saw the hole in my bum?


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Joe_F
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 05:56 PM

About 50 years ago a friend sent me a song (TTTO "Clementine") devoted entirely to that subject. In contrast to that subject, it has IMO nothing to recommend it; it is too much of a bore to copy out here.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 06:34 PM

Tattie Bogle,
The composer of Annie McKelvie is a long time friend of mine - and neither of us can work out what connection you are making re 'Kiss on the doorstep' -- - ?!
Are we just naïve?
A xxx


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 07:36 PM

Gallus Moll, I just have this visual picture of the man crouching down to kiss the doorstep (a bit like a certain past Pope kissing the tarmac every time his plane landed successfully) - every time I hear it, it creases me up! (Ok, not strictly a 69 song, but still open to interpretation, especially if no punctuation!)
Please apologise from me to Iain as it's a lovely song, and oft sung in these pairts!!

Some hilarious giggles every time we get to that line in "Gallowa Hills" where "doon fa's a" " - one of my friends had a visual picture of all our loose flowing trousers -in Spain this was, trying to keep/look cool for our Spanish audience- falling off as we sang on stage!

Apologies for a stupidly over-active mind.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 08:02 PM

I've often wondered why the young lady in Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Mikado" is called "Yum-Yum"....

Then it suddenly hit me....

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: alex s
Date: 03 Jul 15 - 08:50 PM

Buncha pervs!!


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 12:23 AM

Maybe so, but our girl friends tend to smile a lot....

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 15 - 06:14 AM

In the early 70s I heard an old dear singing in a west London pub:
'Knock three times if you want me on the ceiling'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsSaSyg7mjM


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 06:29 AM

T Rex/Marc Bolam (Jeepster)
"Girl I'm just a vampire for your love, and I want to suck ya"


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Teribus
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 07:16 AM

Amazed no-ones mentioned "The Ballad of Knocking Nellie" - think Mike Harding used to do it (Sing the song I mean)


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 09:40 AM

Bernard Wrigley used to do "Knocking Nelly"... but there's nothing in it on 'the subject'.

http://bernardwrigley.com/words


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: GUEST,Jon Heslop
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 09:55 AM

Nat King Cole's "Gonna Sit right Down and Write Myself a Letter" has the immortal line,
"Lots of Kisses on the bottom, I'll be glad I got 'em"
Don't know if that helps.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Teribus
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 10:56 AM

Bill D the one I am thinking of starts:

"I've heard the tales of knocking Nell are coarse and somewhat shockin'
On hearing them it's plain to see how she got the nickname Knockin'
She served out her apprenticeship she took on big and small
In Pubs and clubs and taxis and against the 'Palais' wall

One day she met a foreign bloke from gay Paree he hales
Though Nellie thought his accent came from somewhere North of Wales
He took her to the cinema and then did wine and dine her
So she promised him when they got home they'd have a sixty-niner


The song you posted I have heard referred to under the title of Nellie and the Gasman.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 10:58 AM

Our Bernard wrote it..


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 11:18 AM

Elton John of course... Losing everything is like the SON (or is it sun>?) going down on me!!!!


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 11:34 AM

Is this thread in any way linked to the Cod Fishing one perchance?


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Gda Music
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 03:02 PM

Mighty Sparrow -- *Saltfish*    (1976 Calypso)

Saltfish stew is what I like
So doo-doo, give me day and night
I like you food, so don`t find me rude
My favourite, I`m sure every man in here already eat it

Saltfish
Nothing in the world sweeter than
Saltfish
English cod or the hard Barbadian
Saltfish
It`s sweeter than meat
When you want to eat
All saltfish sweet

Very well, I like the taste
Though the smell, sometimes out of place
It hard to take, but make no mistake
I want you to know, it`s because it extra sweet it smelling so boy

Saltfish
Big money does run behind it
Saltfish
Man does lick down man to find it
Saltfish
It`s sweeter than meat
When you want to eat
All saltfish sweet

Some like it hot, some like it cold
No matter what, I take it young or old
When it serve with wine, man does chew it fine
Put no pepper, the bone in the center does be sweet like sugar

Saltfish
Some men does get drunk to taste it
Saltfish
Some does go and hide to face it
Saltfish
It`s sweeter than meat
When you want to eat
All saltfish sweet

I would die a happy man
If I close me eye, with piece in me hand
Bury me, in the cemetery
In the mornin`,put a saltfish picture on me window saying

Saltfish
Sparrow was it`s greatest lover
Saltfish
He even adored the odour
Saltfish
It`s sweeter than meat
When you want to eat                     
All saltfish sweet
                                                                           https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecP-n43sYI4

GJ


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Joe_F
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 08:41 PM

Wind, and sky,
And sounding surf,
And you, and I,
And soixante-neuf.

That, however, does not have a tune AFAIK.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 02:54 AM

Bernard Wrigley did a sequel to Knocking Nelly called Knocking Nelly and the Sixty Niner:
Nelly

LFF


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 04:58 AM

Or, thinking of Michael Jackson & his pet chimp:
I'm forever blowing bubbles.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Clean Supper
Date: 22 Oct 16 - 03:23 AM

There's that pop song, I didn't notice anyone mention it yet.

When I kiss your mouth, I wanna taste it,
Turn it upside down, don't wanna waste it.

That one's for real, anyway :)


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: TheSnail
Date: 22 Oct 16 - 04:39 AM

The Widow of Westmorland's Daughter verse 3.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Elmore
Date: 22 Oct 16 - 10:36 AM

Light as the Breeze by Laughing Len Cohen.


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Subject: RE: Sixty-Nine songs
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 17 Feb 17 - 04:14 AM

Lady GaGa "Poke 'er face"


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