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Subject: BS: Couple of one-linersd From: GUEST,CountryBoy Date: 02 Sep 15 - 02:24 PM Harvested from the BBC ~ winning one-liners: I deleted all the Germans from my phone; now it's Hans-free. difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Hippoes are pretty heavy; A Zippo is a little lighter. |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: Rapparee Date: 02 Sep 15 - 09:49 PM I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. (Mae West) I am not a crook. (Richard Nixon) |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 03 Sep 15 - 12:58 AM He can't afford to keep coming over here. Those ocean liners cost the earth. P.G. Wodehouse |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: Jim Carroll Date: 03 Sep 15 - 10:03 AM I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooow. Difference between as stoat and a weasel - one's weasily recognised and the other's stoatally different. Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: Steve Shaw Date: 03 Sep 15 - 07:24 PM A bit rude, these, so look away now. Linda Lovelace has the nicest teeth I've ever come across. 7-Up is good for you - ask Snow White. ...Both from the wall of the gents at the Queen Victoria in Loughton. |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: gnu Date: 03 Sep 15 - 07:41 PM Great thread! Thanks for staring it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: Steve Shaw Date: 03 Sep 15 - 07:51 PM Difference between a hand grenade and a banjo? There is no difference: by the time you've heard either, it's too late. |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: Joe_F Date: 03 Sep 15 - 08:55 PM Applause makes a good time to fart. |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: Big Al Whittle Date: 04 Sep 15 - 01:59 AM what's a hundred yards long and has eight teeth....? the queue for Daniel 0 Donnell tickets. |
Subject: RE: BS: Couple of one-liners From: GUEST,.gargoye Date: 04 Sep 15 - 06:22 AM Ahhh yes Steve ... source....so from your spring board and a drum roll. Nixon saw Deep Throat ten times...he wanted to get it down pat. Sincerely, Gargoyle Be ALERT… America needs lerts. |