Subject: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Sarah-HS Date: 03 Dec 99 - 04:05 PM Y' know the song, My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean? Well, I know some nutty verses, but wondered if I'm missing any? Does anyone know other nutty verses besides the ones below? My Bonnie has tuberculosis My Bonnie has only one lung My Bonnie can cough up raw oysters And roll 'em around on her tongue CHORUS: Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me. My grandma sells cheap prophylactics She punctures the head with a pin And grandpa gets rich from abortions.. Oh, Gawd, how the money rolls in My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank The height of the contents to see I lighted a match to assist her Oh bring back my Bonnie to me. My breakfast lies over the ocean My dinner lies over the rail My supper is in a commotion Will someone please bring me a pail ANY OTHERS? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Metchosin Date: 03 Dec 99 - 04:35 PM Oh come up Come up Come up my dinner Come up Come up etc . |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Metchosin Date: 03 Dec 99 - 04:52 PM Variant of one of the above lines: My stomach is in a commotion I want to lean over the rail But I don't want to dirty the ocean So somebody bring me a pail. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Midchuck Date: 03 Dec 99 - 05:27 PM In a more bluegrassy setting, you can work any of those verses into "Roll in my Sweet Baby's Arms." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Wullie Date: 03 Dec 99 - 05:36 PM my bonnie lies over the ocean my bonnie lies over the sea my father lay over my mother and that's how my mother got me |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: doug Date: 03 Dec 99 - 06:35 PM my bonnie has tuberculosis, my bonnie has only one lung, she coughs up the bloody corruption, then saves it and sells it for gum. dentine, dentine |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Little Neophyte Date: 03 Dec 99 - 07:50 PM I have heard so many version of my Bonnie lies over this guy and that guy. It left me exhausted just thinking about it. BB |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Terry Allan Hall Date: 03 Dec 99 - 08:07 PM Who knows what we had for breakfast? Who knows what we had for tea? Who knows what we had for luncheon? Just look in the dumper and see Clams, clams, clams, clams (Old Boy Scout sing-along stuff!) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Barbara Date: 04 Dec 99 - 03:30 AM Last night as I lay on my pillow Last night as I lay on my bed I slept with my feet out the window In the morning the neighbors were dead
Blessings, |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 04 Dec 99 - 04:04 AM My body lice soda devotion, May Booney Lifesaver D. C., McBoniface Rover commotion, O, brickbat Mahoney for me. As sung by Churchy LaFemme, the turtle in Walt Kelly's immortal Pogo comic strip. --seed |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Musicman Date: 04 Dec 99 - 12:38 PM My bonnie went down to the cow shed, A pail in her hand had she. But the cow and the mule had switched places, Oh bring back my bonnie to me!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: dick greenhaus Date: 04 Dec 99 - 01:10 PM Ha! REAL folksong! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: raredance Date: 11 Dec 99 - 11:16 AM Here's an expansion on one above that already involves a very rapid expansion.
Oh Zekey looked into the gas tank,
Now Zekey had long curly tresses
His nose was a prominent Roman
rich r |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: raredance Date: 11 Dec 99 - 11:25 AM For the pet monger among ye, this one was a hit with fourth graders. A duck is an excellent swimmer A monkey' both clever and shrewd A dog loves to bring you your slippers A cat only comes when there's food. CHORUS: Yuck! Cats! Yuck! Cats! Don't try to give one to me, to me Yuck! Cats! Yuck! Cats! Don't try to give one to me. Birds chirp and twitter for hours Rabbits make cuddly pets Snakes can even be playful But cats like to play hard to get. Donkeys are known to be stubborn But cats are much worse, you'll agree Try leading a cat to the water It's easier to part the Red Sea. Cat lovers say. "Cats are so loving, So diligent, loyal and true." But cats just know how to be sneaky Ignore folks, chase mice, and go "Mew". So cat owners don't boast and brag so That kitties are cute and high-class To you cats are trusted companions To me they're a pain in the ... rich r |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: raredance Date: 11 Dec 99 - 11:42 AM Some people fly over the ocean Some people fly over the sea But I always have had the notion I'd like to have land under me. My Bonnie is one of the sweetest She has a bright spot on her nose She powders her face evey minute But her nose gets the most, I suppose. Last night as I lay on my pillow Last night as I lay on my bed Last night as I lay on my pillow I dreamed that my Bonnie was dead. My Bonnie's a peach-bloom complexion Her face it was lovely to see One day she got caught in a rainstorm O bring back her beauty to me. My Bonnie lies under the auto My Bonnie lies under the car O please send somebody to help her For it's lonesome out here where I are. And the church group version of the Money Rolls In. My mother's an apple-pie maker My father he fiddles for tin My sister scrubs floors for a livin' O boys, how the money rolls in. Source: "Parodology, Songs for Fun and Fellowship" by E. O Harbin, Cokesbury Press, 1927. rich r |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Terry Allan Hall Date: 12 Dec 99 - 11:16 AM Rich R- Your cat-parody went over like gang-busters at last night's restaurant gig! (I always work a few "kiddie-songs" into each set>) Just wanted to thank you. Terry |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Roger the skiffler Date: 13 Dec 99 - 11:49 AM ...and to the same tune: My sister sells kisses to sailors My granny makes bootlegger gin My [forgotten the rest of the misbegotten family!] My word how the money rolls in RtS |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: AnTirKitten Date: 13 Dec 99 - 12:00 PM in the Black Book of Locksley (Ioseph of Locksley is a very very famous SCA bard) there are ooodles of verses for "My God how the money rolls in". The whole thing can be downloaded at here If this doesn't work, his main page address is here Cat |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Charley Noble Date: 19 Jan 08 - 10:59 PM Refresh for Maxine Told you it was here! Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Melissa Date: 19 Jan 08 - 11:12 PM My bonny has got a prosthesis My bonny has only one leg Mt bonny (forgotten words here and here.....) peg |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: GUEST,Max Date: 20 Jan 08 - 06:07 PM This was my protest song when I found out that there was a statue of Jesus in the John Pennecamp Coral Reef State Park which is a clear violation of the separation of church and state. O Jesus is under the ocean O Jesus is under the sea Please raise him and stop your imposing Of your Christianity. Raise him up, raise him up Raise Jesus from under the sea, the sea Raise him up, raise him up Raise Jesus from under the sea. He's down in the Coral Reef State Park Right next to the Florida Keys Let's give him a new resurrection And raise him from under the sea. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 21 Jan 08 - 01:02 AM My Granny climbed up on the springboard; My Granny's a high-diving fool; She aimed to splash down in the water, But someone had emptied the pool. Seamus |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Genie Date: 21 Jan 08 - 04:52 AM My bunnie lies under the cream sauce, My bunnie lies there in the stew, My hubby thought we needed protein. O what's a poor vegan to do? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: GUEST,strad Date: 21 Jan 08 - 05:44 AM With a chorus of: My one skin hangs down to my two skin, My two skin hangs down to my three, My three skin hangs down to my foreskin, My foreskin hangs down to my knee Roll back, roll back, Oh roll back my foreskin for me, for me, Roll back, roll back, Oh roll back my foreskin for me. Excellent opportunities for harmonies in this chorus. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: GUEST,Suffolk Miracle Date: 21 Jan 08 - 08:14 AM Early Union song: The bosses from over the ocean The bosses from over the sea The bosses from over the ocean Have taken my money from me. Bring back bring back oh bring back my money to me etc. Last night as I lay on my pillow Last night as I lay on my bed Last night as I lay on my pillow I dreamed that the bastards were dead. Also a final verse for the TB song, which seems to have been split up around the thread: My body has tuberculosis And if it should happen to you Don't waste it all over the pavement Save some to flavour the stew |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: EBarnacle Date: 21 Jan 08 - 08:23 AM My Anna lies over the ocean, My Anna lies over the sea; My Anna lies under a sailor, Oh, bring back my Anna to me! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Schantieman Date: 21 Jan 08 - 11:50 AM My granny has tuberculosis My granny has only one lung but Granny won't die of her illness 'Cos tomorrow she's going to be hung. S |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: GUEST,Rat Date: 15 Jan 10 - 10:44 AM My sister has tuberculosis my sister has only one lung she coughs and spits blood in a bucket and dries it and sells it for gum dentine, dentine, dentine's the gum for you to chew dentine, dentine, dentine's the gum for you! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Steve Gardham Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:22 PM My father's a lavat'ry cleaner He works hard from morning till night And when he comes home in the evening He's covered all over in.... Sweet violets, sweeter than the roses, Covered all over from head to toe In sweet violets. 2 songs for the price of one. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Date: 15 Jan 10 - 06:55 PM King James version: Thy sister lies over the ocean, Thy brother lies over the sea, Thy father lies over thy mother, And that's how they created thee. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Genie Date: 15 Jan 10 - 08:34 PM My body expands far too quickly My belly's a sight for to see! The one that's to blame is my boyfriend. I should not have opened my knees! Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my virginity to me. Bring back, oh heck, Just bring back my waistline to me! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Jim Dixon Date: 17 Jan 10 - 02:03 PM I have found catalog information for the following copyrighted song. The British Library has the sheet music, but not online: HOW THE MONEY ROLLS IN Words, Jean C. Havez. Music, Ted S. Barron. New York: Metropolis Music Co, 1913. First line of text: You ought to see me in the morning First line of chorus: My mother's a fancy dressmaker |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: GUEST,Bob G Date: 21 Jan 11 - 05:53 PM My sister has tuberculosis She has it quite bad in one lung She spits up a bloody commotion And twirls it around on her thumb Don't spit, stretch it And twirl it around on your thumb |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: Steve Shaw Date: 21 Jan 11 - 08:51 PM Variant on Guest,Strad's version. My one skin lies over my two skin My two skin lies over my three My three skin lies over my foreskin Oh pull back my foreskin for me. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff) From: GUEST,Gerry Date: 25 Aug 12 - 12:10 AM My analyze over the ocean/ My analyze over the sea/ My analyze over the ocean/ Oh bring back my anatomy. |
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