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Subject: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Rapparee Date: 07 Dec 15 - 10:01 AM NASA has just released a picture of an alien warship, already firing its weapons, attacking Earth. It will be here sometime in January! The picture shows entire stars destroyed by its weapons! We are doomed! Doomed!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: gillymor Date: 07 Dec 15 - 10:04 AM Look on the bright side, it makes climate change seem kind of trivial. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Steve Shaw Date: 07 Dec 15 - 10:10 AM Might as well pray, I suppose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 07 Dec 15 - 10:13 AM At least we've got time to enjoy the winter solstice. Have a Cool Yule everyone!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Mrrzy Date: 07 Dec 15 - 10:55 AM Ah, our one chance for planetary unity - a common enemy. Sigh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Greg F. Date: 07 Dec 15 - 10:57 AM Who's gonna get us first - space aliens or ISIS? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,Olddude Date: 07 Dec 15 - 12:45 PM Non-issue, every one here including me is From outer space |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Dave the Gnome Date: 07 Dec 15 - 01:01 PM ISIS=Inter Stellar Invasion Soldiers? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,# Date: 07 Dec 15 - 01:30 PM Don't worry. The NRA will step in with their "well-trained militia" and the space aliens will be toast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Mr Red Date: 07 Dec 15 - 01:31 PM if they are that bad at aiming, we are safe. Now the important question: "Are they Protestant aliens or Catholic aliens"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: MGM·Lion Date: 07 Dec 15 - 02:10 PM "every one here including me is From outer space" .,,. Not me My mummy told me I came from Inner Space ≈M≈ |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,# Date: 07 Dec 15 - 02:15 PM 'Now the important question: "Are they Protestant aliens or Catholic aliens"?' Brace yourself: They're Jains. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,Olddude Date: 07 Dec 15 - 04:32 PM My mom told me Mike that a crow crapped on a log and the sun hatched me |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Dave the Gnome Date: 07 Dec 15 - 04:33 PM I am reminded of sitting in a bar in Belfast when a sinister figure sidled up and threateningly asked if I was Catholic or Protestant. "Jewish!" I said, quick as a flash. "Boy," he replied, "am I one lucky Arab..." Not PC but, what the hell :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Jack Campin Date: 07 Dec 15 - 04:55 PM Googling for the name of the comment got me here... http://www.caridad.com/2010/01/13/undead-uprising-chapter-22/ Werewolf bondage masters from space. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,Olddude Date: 07 Dec 15 - 05:46 PM Lol awesome jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,Olddude Date: 07 Dec 15 - 05:47 PM Spaw would be laughing |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Jack Campin Date: 07 Dec 15 - 08:06 PM Damn. "Comet" not "comment". |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Joe Offer Date: 07 Dec 15 - 08:11 PM Wait! Wait! Jack, are you leading us to a bodice-ripper zombie Website? What next? -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Ed T Date: 07 Dec 15 - 09:02 PM Be prepared for the hungry aliens |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Rapparee Date: 07 Dec 15 - 09:35 PM From their point of view we're just an amorphous mass of protein to feed their ravenous hordes of mindless warrior slaves. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Rapparee Date: 07 Dec 15 - 09:40 PM As usual, they also want our women. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,# Date: 07 Dec 15 - 09:50 PM They want our plants and vegetables. Already told you they're Jains. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,Olddude Date: 07 Dec 15 - 10:35 PM Bet the fuckers look like jello also. Ruthless bastards |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,# Date: 07 Dec 15 - 11:07 PM LOL. Lime Jello. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,Olddude Date: 07 Dec 15 - 11:26 PM Exactly |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 08 Dec 15 - 12:28 AM That's not a spaceship. It doesn't have any fins. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: David C. Carter Date: 08 Dec 15 - 08:35 AM It's a Lime green Jello bomb,made by a geezer wot lives just out of New York. He's a weird old dude....goes fishing and stuff. He sends pocket watches filled with Lime green Jello to"Friends". He's a curse upon the country!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: olddude Date: 08 Dec 15 - 08:51 AM Lol yup.. How ever I have a hot dog baited on a hook outside my house. I am a gonna catch one and interrigate the slimy creature until we are all safe. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,# Date: 08 Dec 15 - 09:58 AM Jains don't eat meat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Rapparee Date: 08 Dec 15 - 10:01 AM 'S okay -- there isn't any meat in hot dogs. Just various by-products and preservatives. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: gillymor Date: 08 Dec 15 - 10:10 AM Be sure you have a spoon and some Cool Whip handy when you give em the 3rd degree, Dan. That will break him a jiffy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,# Date: 08 Dec 15 - 10:25 AM Good point, Rap. What we need is a jello stand. But then, gelatin is an animal by-product so it's back to the drawing board. http://content1.tastebook.com/content/photo/user_photo/8RcEYCwF13c213130333238323mKAXg8Rc_1402041968.jpg |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: gillymor Date: 08 Dec 15 - 10:34 AM Wow #, that thing looks like a geothermal pool you'd see upon the banks of the Firehole River in Yellowstone only far less appetizing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,# Date: 08 Dec 15 - 11:07 AM And gillymor, someone spent hours making it just for Dan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: gillymor Date: 08 Dec 15 - 11:54 AM Hope they remembered to put the shredded carrots in it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Donuel Date: 08 Dec 15 - 12:23 PM Multiple tails can be explained by several conditions. Too bad they are not more multi colored. At first I thought rapier was going for; "first he came after Mexicans and then black lives matter least then the Muslims. I wasn't any of those so I felt secure until he went after anyone with less than 40 million dollars." |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: olddude Date: 08 Dec 15 - 03:23 PM Lets build a wall |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: olddude Date: 08 Dec 15 - 03:45 PM Jello no no no no |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Ed T Date: 08 Dec 15 - 04:29 PM sad, but maybe true? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: David C. Carter Date: 09 Dec 15 - 06:32 AM Didn't Willie Nelson record a song entitled "Jello Walls",or did I miss something! David |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: olddude Date: 09 Dec 15 - 01:18 PM Oh no, now they infiltrated our music also. Slimy jello invaders |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Kampervan Date: 09 Dec 15 - 01:20 PM On the basis that we don't have 'Jello' in the UK, does this mean that we're safe? |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST Date: 09 Dec 15 - 03:06 PM Not aliens, just undocumented citizens. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Donuel Date: 09 Dec 15 - 04:13 PM Several miles of jello could lessen the impact and resulting tsunami. where to put it is the question. The specific gravity of the jello is important for it to float properly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Greg F. Date: 09 Dec 15 - 04:31 PM You may not have "Jello", Kamper, but you have Rountrees Jelly- same difference, so no, you're not at all safe. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST Date: 10 Dec 15 - 07:45 AM The limits of science? Some aspects of jello may fall outside the understanding of science, like this unsolvable question. |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: Rapparee Date: 10 Dec 15 - 10:27 AM See? GUEST is one of them! Click on the link and email yourself!!! It's part of THEIR plot -- we get involved in circular emailing and they start gobbling us up! Well, maybe not all of us. Just the vegetarians, because you are what you eat.
-Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: olddude Date: 10 Dec 15 - 10:30 AM Exactly Rap... They are completely ruthless, help me build a wall |
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Subject: RE: BS: THEY are coming for us!!! From: GUEST,crazy little woman Date: 10 Dec 15 - 10:44 AM New topic: did you hear they've found a comet with sugar and alcohol on it? No green olives, yet. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-24/sugar-alcohol-on-comet-lovejoy/6881794 |
