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Subject: Lyr Add: The Original Article (50) From: Nigel Parsons Date: 18 Jan 17 - 05:52 AM THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE (50) Nigel Parsons 18/01/2017 ttto Paul Simon "Fifty Ways" The problem's all inside your head Theresa May. We've listened carefully to what you have to say. Article 50, won't you finally name the day? There must be 50 ways to leave the EU. And although politics is really not my game. Those foreign politicians all seem rather tame. And should something go wrong, it's there we'll place the blame. There must be 50 ways to leave the EU. 50 ways to leave the EU. Line up those ducks, Lux Wipe off those grins, Finns Call off the dogs, Frogs We're gonna get free Cancel all bets, Letts (Latvians) You don't own our souls, Poles Don't be a pain, Spain, We're gonna be free. T'resa (or 'P.M.') it grieves me so to see you in such pain. Europe's not much to lose, and there's so much we can gain. What we're now doing will make Britain 'Great' again So now those 50 ways So give the Europeans time to think this through. And I believe they'll see there's not much they can do, To hurt Great Britain without hurting Europe too, Within those 50 ways to leave the EU. 50 ways to leave the EU Hop in a bunker, Junker. Don't be a jerk, Merk (el) Go chew on a rusk, Tusk We're gonna be free. It doesn't take much, Dutch We'll help you again, Le Pen Join with Gibraltar, Malta And get yourselves free. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Original Article (50) From: Nigel Parsons Date: 18 Jan 17 - 05:59 AM Feel free to suggest additional/alternate lines. Cheers Nigel |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Original Article (50) From: Nigel Parsons Date: 19 Jan 17 - 03:41 AM Obviously I need a snappier title for the thread. 22 hours & no comments (whether from Brexiteers or Remainers) Oh well, I'll try a refresh. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Original Article (50) From: GUEST,Pericles Date: 19 Jan 17 - 06:14 PM Write a new song, Schlong This one is crud, Bud Take it away, Ray And do it quickly. Throw it under the bus, Gus Pull out the plug, Doug Try the trash can, man And let us all be. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Original Article (50) From: Leadfingers Date: 19 Jan 17 - 07:37 PM I can fake the odd tune , but have no skill with wotds |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Original Article (50) From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Jan 17 - 07:57 PM Patience, Nigel. Even Elvis had to wait for years to become The King. That being said, I must say that I enjoyed your little ditty. (and yours, too, Pericles) Cheers! -Joe- |
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