Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Dave the Gnome Date: 18 Mar 17 - 05:13 AM Sturgeon tablets? Do they make you a Scottish nationalist? :D tG |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 18 Mar 17 - 05:25 AM Hahahahaha Dave! If so, my sister would personally throttle me. She detests the SNP and actively campaigns against Scottish Independence. She'd like to see Sturgeon boiled in oil. (or stuffed into a haggis perhaps) I've found Stugerons to be my lifesavers many a time. They make me drowsy, but it does keep me quiet for a bit... |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Donuel Date: 18 Mar 17 - 07:37 PM The ads on Mudcat are tailored to each individual. I once made a dentist appointment and the ads on Mudcat were all about dentists the same day. These are the X files, your data is out there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Dave the Gnome Date: 19 Mar 17 - 04:00 AM Blimey Donuel. Hope you have not researched all those personally! You have given me a fine idea for a thread stopper when things get too heated:-) Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler Date: 19 Mar 17 - 05:24 AM The other thing I find amusing is the suggestions you get after you have bought something from Amazon or on eBay. If I have just bought an automatic cat feeder why would I want to buy another one? They don't seem to recognise which purchases are likely to be one-offs. Robin |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Dave the Gnome Date: 19 Mar 17 - 07:19 AM Hey - What a co-incidence! Just re-reading your book, Robin. Have picked up the Anglo again after a long gap because I hope to start using it for a Morris team. Bloomin' site easier to carry than my 72 bass piano accordion. Some good stuff in there. Thank you. Suppose I may start getting spam for anything with the word 'Anglo' in it now :-) Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 19 Mar 17 - 09:50 AM I occasionally buy Vim (scouring powder) on Amazon, as it's not on sale in the supermarkets any more. After I've ordered it, I get heaps of suggestions for all sorts of cleaning products. I imagine them thinking,"God, this woman's house must be absolutely filthy. She definitely needs..." (bleach, detergent, Flash, mops, buckets...) This morning I've noticed quite a few Spam job opportunities in my local area. At my age I don't think I'd be much use as an employee, unless it involved testing crumpets or trying out comfy sofas. . |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Mr Red Date: 20 Mar 17 - 04:05 AM What is Cialis? - a bit of a "specialist - and the eye-drops will make you look hard! unless it involved testing crumpets - I thought you had taken a bye on the Russian ladies - Sen! |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 20 Mar 17 - 04:50 AM Hahahaha Mr Red! Not that kind of crumpet! :) |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Janie Date: 20 Mar 17 - 11:43 AM I don't get much malicious spam, but am starting to regret donations, political and otherwise. I am getting so much junk in my in-box I end up overlooking e-mails I need or want to read. It is clear the ol' email addy gets shared generously among social action groups. Unsubscribing as fast as I can, but doesn't seem to help much, especially the political/'good cause' funding raising stuff. Grrrr. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 20 Mar 17 - 12:50 PM It is annoying isn't it Janie? I'm one of those rather-too-tidy folk, and I have to 'clean up' my emails daily. The Spam gets the heave-ho, then one has to empty the Trash and sometimes more rubbish has arrived before one can sign out. I often wonder if the senders of all this unwanted Spam get anything out of it. I suppose some people have a look and maybe respond, but nowadays people are very aware of scams and viruses. One can opt out of unwanted telephone advertising and junk mail through the Post, but the e mail companies have to make their money somehow, and the advertising Spam pays them I expect. As you say, grrrr! |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: EBarnacle Date: 20 Mar 17 - 03:58 PM Over the past 3 days I have deleted 296 unread at least 10 blocked more than 30 marked as phishing scams [including the so-called Canadian pharmacies] and innumerable read items. Who has time for a life when even weekends are this heavy? |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Mr Red Date: 21 Mar 17 - 03:35 AM I joined Freegle, but (as is my habit), had a special email address for it. There are anything up to 100 in a couple of days, and I set the option to not receive email! I guess I should keep on inventing addresses and remove them when I get fed up. Freegle was a good idea, but I don't need more "stuff" and anyway if it is important, new is better. I ain'ta rich but not that impoverished, life is too short. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 21 Mar 17 - 04:08 AM When I retired from teaching many years ago, I heaved a sigh of relief at the prospect of having no more admin. forms, assessments, monitoring, paperwork etc. I did miss the children, but not all that rubbish. It seems now I'm doing the same thing. Not only the e mails but we have a large two-drawer filing cabinet with all sorts of folders (about thirty), just to manage daily life - domestic accounts, health, insurance of various kinds, Tax, the car - it's endless. I reckon we'd do well to employ a blooming secretary. Modern life is good, but it's hardly simple is it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Donuel Date: 21 Mar 17 - 04:54 AM SIMPLIFY YOUR LIFE Buy my Jacket-vest https://www.scottevest.com/index_first_visit.shtml In a world without plastic bags we need more pockets. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 21 Mar 17 - 04:58 AM That's a very smart jacket Donuel, and I like the colour. But I don't think it would fit over my ...er... chest! :) |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: EBarnacle Date: 21 Mar 17 - 02:24 PM Lady Hillary was offered a Ukrainian bride today. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Donuel Date: 21 Mar 17 - 03:51 PM Like all things the jacket starts small. I just hope it doesn't get people arrested in the airport. EBarnacle, do not string these criminals along. (not that you would) They will claim they are being scammed. I know a woman who never paid but wasted their time. Usually the language barrier breaks down with absurd results. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Dave the Gnome Date: 21 Mar 17 - 06:03 PM This absolute classic today Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire West Africa From Miss Catherine Koffi I am Catherine Koffi the only daughter of Mr & Mrs William Koffi, It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously of my Father in France during one of his business trips abroad, Before his death on Febuary 25 2013 But God knows the truth. My mother died when I was just 6 years old,and since then my father took me so special.Before his death, he told me he has the sum of (USD$7.700,000) left in a security company inside two metalic box. I am just 19 years old and an university undergraduate and really don't know what to do,Note that the security company where my late Father made the deposit does not know that the consignment depositing under their custody contains money my late father declare the content to the security company as containing family sincere regards,What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account while i finalise my education. Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly, 1. Can you honestly help me?2.Can I completely trust you? regardedMissCatherine Koffi I am particularly intrigued by "It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously of my Father in France" I guess we will never know the truth but, as someone used to say, it is out there :-) Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 21 Mar 17 - 06:24 PM Oh Dave I'm so jealous of your Spam; it's much more interesting than my Hot Russian Lady! My husband (from Abidjan) says Koffi is an Akan name usually found in Ghana, although there are many Akan in Abidjan. The language this person uses is more Ghanaian/Nigerian English than a French/Malinke Ivorian translation. One wonders why her millionaire father didn't make a will in favour of his only child! Honestly, would anyone be daft enough to entertain this obvious scam nowadays? In answer to her two questions: 1) No 2) No |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 21 Mar 17 - 06:29 PM By the way, this particular type of scam is called a '419'. which is the number of the new Law enacted in Nigeria to deal with advance fee fraud. There's a funny site where people scam the scammers, called '419 Eater'. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 24 Mar 17 - 07:10 PM great one just received - some nogoodnik is using a legit company's name! But the email address does not match! However it does match an address used by scammers in china (hmmm!) Sir/girl is better than some other greetings! Yunnan Zhouyun Import & Export Trading Co. , Ltd. Dear Sir/girl We are a China Yunnan comprehensive entity company. Corporation subordinates have supplies import and export companies. Technology import and export corporation. The personnel to go abroad services and technical training We have set up a yoga training program according to the health needs of Chinese residents, we have signed a contract within 396 peoples in yoga training. I need to find a yoga training school abroad for our students now, We have know your school is a professional yoga training school through internet, now send the mail to consultation. If you can receive our students to training in your school, please let me know the offer, the offer includes tuition, accommodation, transportation and the equipment used during training, such as the training clothing etc. Training instructions: there are 190 male students, 206 Female students. The age range of students is 16-25 years old. The degree of education: high school degree or above. English level: professional level four or above. As for the best regards Project manager: Zhu yonfu The phone:+8618313890965 |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 25 Mar 17 - 04:02 AM Sandra, I absolutely love Dear Sir/girl!!! I got a Match.com spam this morning, so I can meet a very nice man. I expect my husband will be glad of the break. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Joe_F Date: 25 Mar 17 - 06:32 PM Curiously, I get almost no spam these days anywhere on the Internet. Years ago I used to get emails in Russian offering to set me up with car dealerships & real estate offices in Moscow -- and some in Arabic that I could not read. But the best of all was pure whimsy. It was in English, from China, and purported to have intercepted an email from the prophet Elijah to someone (I forget whom) in the Israeli cabinet, offering foreign policy advice. These days most of my spam (a couple a day) is on my landline telephone. The do-not-call lists intercept it, but I still have to listen to my outgoing message until it gets cut off. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 25 Mar 17 - 07:39 PM Hahaha Elijah e mailing a Chinese man! I've heard it all now :) I've often wondered how things would have panned out in Bible times if the Internet had existed then. We'd have had Paul's Tweet to the Romans, the Sermon on the Net, and Jesus could have achieved the Feeding of the Five Thousand by ordering groceries online via Tesco. I bet the Devil would have spent all his waking hours sending Spam by the million. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 25 Mar 17 - 08:12 PM beautifully put, Eliza! |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 26 Mar 17 - 05:00 AM This morning it appears that a person who calls herself 'MmmHotSexy' (!) has sent me a message. One can only conjecture what this message might be. Perhaps she would like to come over and weed my garden? (in which case, please do!) or she has a Siamese kitten for sale. I don't think I'll click on it though. It might be about something...er...quite different. |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Donuel Date: 26 Mar 17 - 11:19 AM I went to Microsoft and used a recommended adware malware cleaner Works great |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 26 Mar 17 - 01:03 PM Imagine if Jesus, Mohammed, the Apostles, Buddha etc each had a Facebook account. Jesus might post a photo of Himself healing the lepers, and everyone could 'like' it. Or He might have a Blog 'How to catch lots of fish' or 'How to still storms'. And I suppose Mary Magdalene would be one of those spam ladies (before her conversion of course) advertising Special Massage. Moses would form a travel company 'Safaris Through The Wilderness' |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 27 Mar 17 - 08:12 AM not another one! tho yoga is big in China (subject) Yoga Dear CEO, We are YUNNAN.China, located in the middle of KUNMING province. Our company has already acquired the State Administration for Industry and Commerce registration, and put on record at the State Administration of Foreign Exchange, According to our knowledge, your company is engaged in training industry, having a good reputation in the industry in your country. We think that your company can receive our students groups in your country. Because we and our local school signed a perennial delivered to students studying abroad contract, We need students to go abroad to learn Yoga training, please introduce your business, The average age of students is 18 years old, just graduated from college, level 4 in English, is a 112student, your school may arrive in batches, the first batch of 28 students, You need to provide students with accommodation, food, training, Please provide details of the learning table, what finally can get a certificate? We hope to receive your reply, Kind Regards, MingYu ================ both emails have been sent to Oz govt spam watch site |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: EBarnacle Date: 27 Mar 17 - 01:50 PM Actually, if Jesus had his own Facebook account, it might resolve any questions about the factuality of his existence. Of course, if he were to be executed, his account would probably be blocked, |
Subject: RE: BS: Spam From: Senoufou Date: 27 Mar 17 - 02:04 PM That's true EBarnacle. I wonder what His e mail address would be? One could send pertinent questions by e mail about various theological points. I expect Jonah would have a website all about marine mammals. And Solomon would be advertising for builders and carpenters for the building of the temple.(Wanted: construction workers. Must understand cubits) I got two Spams today, each offering me jobs at a town quite near our village. Bit worrying, as 'they' obviously know where I live, but not my age. I didn't click on them, so I've no idea what the jobs would have been. I can hardly get up off the sofa these days, so I doubt I could do any sort of job. Good old Trivago still have hopes of my booking a hotel room somewhere nice. (I wish) |