Songs about cocks (Penis)

Subject: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: GUEST,Denis Heaney
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 04:23 AM

Last night in the Stables, I was asked to sing three songs, all were about cocks.

Right how many songs do you know about the penis.

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 05:44 AM

https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/the-big-red-sausage

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: GUEST,Gerry
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 06:26 AM

The Scotsman

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: CupOfTea
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 02:22 PM

"It's Only a Wee-wee" is the only one I van think of ABOUT a penis, rather than extensive adventures that it has in various conjunctions.

not one, butt closely related is Andrew Calhoun's "My Balls" (with girl singer back up cooing "his balls! ")

My favourite cock song is about the game bird type, though "Nell Flaherty's Drake"

This is all very abstract to one without that appendage, though interesting.

Joanne in Cleveland

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: robomatic
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 02:39 PM

Uncle Bonsai's song from "A Lonely Grain of Corn" covered here


I was listening to the album in a cassette in my car and when this song came on I almost drove off the highway!

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 02:44 PM

My brother Billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only five foot four.

:D tG

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: JHW
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 04:39 PM

In the latter years of Cleethorpes Festival we sang at Willy's Bar mid afternoon and one such session per festival was always the Willy Workshop were singers were enjoined to sing a song involving any sort of a Willy.

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Steve Gardham
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 05:12 PM

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 07:16 PM

Faith Petric used to sing one to the tune of TURKEY IN THE STRAW;

If you do not have a penis you can never be a priest....

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 08:35 PM

Robert Burns' "Merry Muses of Caledonia" collection has the song 'Nine Inch Will Please A Lady' which includes a verse commenting that for a country c*nt like mine (the singer's) the requirement would be 'twa roarin' haunfus an' a daud' ie 9" plus another couple- -----!!
Jean Redpath sings this song (quite politely)on one of the Songs of Robert Burns series arranged by the late Serge Hovey. The set of cds can be obtained from Greentrax in Edinburgh. Sadly there was insufficient funding and support for Serge to complete all of the planned albums - his research was all completer, arrangements and notes prepared - just required sponsorship to finish the project. Maybe someday, some way----?

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 20 Aug 17 - 08:36 PM

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Aug 17 - 03:20 AM

is there a song about Penistone (in the Peak District) ?

Looking at the Streetmap - there are a couple of Acres.
And a pub called the Spread Eagle!

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: CupOfTea
Date: 21 Aug 17 - 07:42 AM

I think I blocked out this one:
"my Grandfather's Cock" ( was too long for his pants so it dragged 90 years on the floor)

A parody of My Grandfather' Clock, that I first heard back in my much younger, more innocent years, performed by Brian Bowers at Kent State where he embarassed me by pointing me out to the audience as the author, to my horror. In later years I developed a taste for parody, an enjoyment of bawdy songs that were a bit more circumspect, and knowledge that the actual author was Tom Dundee of Chicago, a well liked songwriter who'd been a pal of Bowers'.

Joanne in Cleveland

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Steve Gardham
Date: 21 Aug 17 - 01:41 PM

My grandfather's cock was too long for his jock
So he just let it trail on the floor
It was thicker by heck than the width of his neck....

Somebody must know the full version

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Aug 17 - 03:30 PM

something about a pendulum?
or was it a wind-up?

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 21 Aug 17 - 07:35 PM

song about a dick


https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/my-name-is-donald

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: topical tom
Date: 23 Aug 17 - 08:27 PM

Show Me the Length of your Cock.   This song was sung by Pete Seeger among others. Unfortunately I can find neither the lyrics nor a video of it.

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: topical tom
Date: 23 Aug 17 - 08:45 PM

Aha! Got it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wODa-pEMHnc

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: michaelr
Date: 24 Aug 17 - 03:22 PM

John Hiatt, "Since His Penis Came Between Us".

Subject: RE: Songs about cocks (Penis)
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 17 - 11:22 PM

Search the MC for: "monkey boy rugby"

Every anatomical, phenomenal, on land, sea, or in the air...is there...within the pearl, of the girl and the pitcher.