Lyr Req: Billy Connolly parody: Help me make it...

Subject: Billy Connolly; parody
From: Ulli
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 09:22 AM

I remember Billy Connolly doing a parody of K.Kristofferson's "Help Me Make It Through the Night" Could anyone provide the lyrics? Thanks Ulli

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Billy Connolly; parody
From: TerriM
Date: 12 Feb 00 - 04:31 PM

I remember the song,but can't remember the words however there is good one on the DT entitled Help Me Make it through The Yard. I'm not accomplished enough to make a blue clicky thing but it shouldn't be hard to find.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Billy Connolly; parody
From: GUEST,Neil in Scotland
Date: 13 Feb 00 - 07:39 AM

Take the rollers from yer hair.
Shake them loose and let them fa.
Pit them doon by your glass eye,
In that chanty by the wa.
Though yer teeth are black and gone,
An yer breath smells outa sight,
I'll pit a clae's (clothes) peg on ma nose,
Tae help me make it through the night!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Billy Connolly; parody
From: GUEST,ulli
Date: 13 Feb 00 - 09:21 AM

Thanks a lot to Neil in Scotland.
That's exactly what I'd been looking for. Thanks Ulli

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Billy Connolly; parody
From: Barbara
Date: 13 Feb 00 - 10:39 AM

This parody doesn't seem to be there, but in another thread, people posted this link to the Billy Connoly Home Page. Enjoy.
Blessings,
Barbara