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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Aug 05 - 04:13 AM Get a shift on Mick, it's getting kind of chilly in the evenings here...... 0> LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Big Mick Date: 08 Aug 05 - 04:49 PM Liz ...... hold that thought ....... and the clothes ....... help is on the way from NJ, but hitchhiking the bounding main is going to take a bit of doing. Ever gallant, ever the rake, Mick |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Aug 05 - 04:35 PM Would it help if I put my clothes back on? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: GUEST,KT Date: 08 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM LTS, giggle. KT |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Aug 05 - 04:06 PM Been sitting here puckered up for hours now and not one taker.... not one with fewer than 4 legs that is...... Poo. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Tannywheeler Date: 08 Aug 05 - 01:56 PM What I need to know is: did anyone ever inform Little Neophyte that "Goin' To The Chapel" happened long before Bette Midler? Bette M. may have done a bangup version--generally REEEEALLLLYY enjoy Bette Midler's performance of anything--but she didn't write or (originally) perform that one. Tw |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 08 Aug 05 - 01:22 PM IT was born in the perfervid, torrential and overheated imagination of young Meebo-which-is-pronounced-Emmbo, Hawk, long ago when the Cat was still in its Camelot era and the trolls never came out during working hours. I remember some of those kisses as though they were yesterday! Which means I suffer from delayed development, but hey, we knew that. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Aug 05 - 12:20 PM So...where is this booth? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Flash Company Date: 08 Aug 05 - 10:37 AM My uncle sells kisses to fellows, Who fancy his whiskery chin, He holds the cat's bum to the window My word, how the money rolls in! I'll get me coat! FC |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 08 Aug 05 - 09:42 AM Can you train him up? The Mudcat Kissin' Booth could be constructed kind of like a confessional booth, such that the kissee does not see the vendor. Then we could hire the cat to turn out product, and watch the money roll in!! New servers for everybody!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: harpgirl Date: 08 Aug 05 - 09:38 AM Meeeeeeoooooowwwwwww! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: fat B****rd Date: 08 Aug 05 - 06:37 AM The other night dear, as I lay dreamimg I dreamed that someone took you place When I awoke dear, it was that cat dear That was sleeping on my face You are my etcetcetc |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: MBSLynne Date: 08 Aug 05 - 06:32 AM Woah! That story made goosebumps come up all over me! Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Flash Company Date: 08 Aug 05 - 05:35 AM Joe..... Never actually kissed by a cat, but on our honeymoon in Shrewsbury, I woke in the early hours to find it was raining in through the open window. I got out of bed to close it, and as I went back to bed, a rather sleepy voice said 'Brian, I think there is something on the bed! When I checked, I found a black cat, which ,in the words of the song, implied 'I shall not be moved!' Sheila was already fast asleep again, so I opened the botton of the window and slipped carefully between the covers ('ware claws!) When I woke in the morning, the rain had stopped and the cat had left. That evening, we were talking to the proprietor who told us something of the history of the hotel. It had originally been a hunting lodge on the English estate of the Scots Clan Macpherson, their coat of arms was still on the ceiling of the Ballroom. I checked it out, It was a Mail Gauntlet with a cat sitting on it, Motto 'Touch not the cat but the glove' I'm still not sure after 28 years that I wasn't haunted! FC |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: GUEST,Lady Day tosses a camellia in the ring Date: 08 Aug 05 - 01:38 AM I don't know why, But I'm feeling so sad. I'd like to try Somethiing I'vd never had. Never had no kissing, Ooooooo, what I've been missing. Lover man, oh where can you be? Good enough for a smack? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 Aug 05 - 01:37 AM You're lucky it was a cat. Had my dog "kissed" you awake it would take industrial strength slobber remover to unstick you from the sheets. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Joe Offer Date: 08 Aug 05 - 01:26 AM I was looking for a place to tell my kissing story, and I guess this thread will do. As some of you will recall, I married the lovely Dr. Christina Slowick, DC, in January, 2002. So, by now, we've have three-and-a-half years of wedded bliss, more or less. Well, this morning was special, because I was kissed into wakefulness. What a nice way to start the day - until I remembered that Christina is hiking in Yosemite and what was kissing me was the blankety-blank CAT! And I don't even like cats, although I'm on pretty good terms with this particular one. So, this brings a whole new meaning to the mudCAT Kissing Booth thread.... -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Chet W. Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:45 PM Enough of this frolicking. Don't yall have some music to play or something. Now this site will be filtered out on my computer at school. Maybe if we could all get those big wax lips like they used to make for Halloween... Chet |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:45 PM Oh I'm sorry...not wooded lips....hardened mud & water lips--so much the difference! And I'm not worrying about ol' Cletus--he'll never make it past the Fire Tower Road turnoff! And the sheriff of PITT county don't say nothing--he's the one in heaps o' trouble! --Mbo (Amos I'm not sure I get it!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:39 PM I hear summer lightnin, when 'Spaw starts quoting the Sherriff of BOONE county! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: catspaw49 Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:37 PM WOODEN possum lips???? Cleigh (as in clay) takes that as a personal insult and is now in the den trying to get Cletus to go down to NC and beat you up Meebo. You in a heap a trouble boy!!!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:33 PM 'Twasn't the lips she was thinking of, Mbo...she's a musician, y'know! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:16 PM That was me--please say you could tell the difference between me and wooden possum lips? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Neophyte Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:09 PM Who was that Amos? My eyes were closed. I can't tell if it was Mbo, Catspaw or Cleigh? Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:08 PM He kissed her once And he kissed her twice And he kissed her ten times o'er Oh it's fine to be kissin' a Bonnie wee lass Who's never be kissed b-b-b-before, me lads Who's never been kissed before! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 15 Feb 00 - 10:01 PM Doesna matter who, quoth bold MbO! And quickly sweeping up little Neo He kisses her warmly, Kisses her roundly! Kisses her sweetly, Kisses her soundly, And leaves her all aglow! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Neophyte Date: 15 Feb 00 - 09:48 PM Does anyone remember the lyrics to....... Kisses In The Moon Light And I can't remember who sang it? Bonnie |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 15 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM Well, Mbo, sometimes it's hard to tell what sort a trouble really is...besides, he said he wouldn't inhale! Chill, man! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Date: 15 Feb 00 - 09:19 PM WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? So ya wanna mess up my boof--do ya? NO 'Spaw kissin'--I said "ladies," and last time I checked, 'Spaw ain't no lady. Besides, it's lady troubles I got--not man troubles! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 15 Feb 00 - 08:33 PM I think I'm honored, bflat, but I can't tell from your virtual shape what your gender is, and I'm a little less "enlightened" than brother spaw...but what the hey! I'll take you at your word. Problem is, its Mbo's booth, so you'll have to clear it with him! Naw, t'hell with that noise (sweeps bflat up in a long smokey kiss and staggers back in electrified wonderment) Boy! You billed that right! Good kisser indeed! Tell you what Mbo, if you have a problem with that, you can have my next Songbook entry. Or take the one about the leprechaun from hell. (grin). Well, bflat, I hope your tears are dry... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Crowhugger Date: 15 Feb 00 - 08:00 PM Heh heh, Praise, we'll just see who's willing to pay to watch that ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: wysiwyg Date: 15 Feb 00 - 07:32 PM You want to WATCH that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha Date: 15 Feb 00 - 07:26 PM You know, we could set up an auction here--high bidder gets to watch and Max gets the dough! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: bflat Date: 15 Feb 00 - 07:20 PM Marymac has the song. Amos has what it takes. Anyone who makes me laugh out loud when I've spent the day cryin' --male or female deserves the kiss. I'm one good kisser, Amos bflat |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: catspaw49 Date: 15 Feb 00 - 07:20 PM Okay, but I'm not going to inhale. Or anything else for that matter. So why is the word "tongue" feminine in French, Spanish, Italian, etc......????? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: wysiwyg Date: 15 Feb 00 - 07:09 PM Pelrad, Well since it is Mbo's booth and technically he should serve all comers (oops) he will have to kiss Spaw if Spaw has paid up, won't he? I didn't see any signs posted about the management having the right to refuse service to anyone it chooses, did anyone else see that? so.... So the question would be, is Spaw going to kiss Mbo?
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Pelrad Date: 15 Feb 00 - 06:56 PM Does that mean Mbo is going to kiss Spaw now?? :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:52 PM If you look for hidden things, you can find them. You must open up your heart, not bar the door. Only love can break the fear you bind your heart in. Well its happened that way many times before. *************************************************
There's no need to think of me, I'll be happy where I'm going. Spaw (the amazing wisdom of Pat Sky at about your age Meebo) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:50 PM You've hit it in the main, Sorcha. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:49 PM OK, 'Catters, we've got to solve Mbo's problem. Who is single? Who is willing to meet Mbo live? What can we do here? Mbo MIGHT even be a VIRGIN--heaven forbid! Mbo, my darling, I AM NOT making fun of you........There is SOMEBODY out there who will love you, and can cook 'Taliano/Napolitano. C'mon, 'Catters, THIS is serious!* |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:45 PM Oh no Bonnie--not that song...it reminds me of HER. C'mere Bonnie, let me give you wanna those Mark II kisses to stamp the memory out! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:44 PM Little Neophite is swept into cosmic flames by a long and tender kiss from mbo, and she feels herself joining the tides of Nirvana with shivers of love and happiness. She seriously considers moving to North Carolina.. . |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Little Neophyte Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:41 PM Do we get round two for some more kisses? Here goes, I think this is Frank Sinatra You got to laugh a little Cry a little And let your poor heart die a little That's the story of That's the glory of love As long as there's the Mudcatters We've got the whole world in our arms And when there's not the Mudcatters We'll sing a mournful song You got to give a little Take a little And let your poor heart break a little That's the story of That's the glory of love Okay Mbo, this time I've got my eyes closed. Little Neo
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:35 PM Too right, Sorcha--no girlfriends, no kisses, I can count on one finger how many female friends I've had that were my own age--I'm an uncooked blob of dough here! Mary, beautiful song--here's a big ol' smacker for a right good Philly lady! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Brendy Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:31 PM Now THAT has to be one of the most bizarre personal ads I have ever seen. A gift horse should never be looked in the mouth oh pure one! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Marymac90 Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:29 PM I finally get here and Mbo seems to have run off... Well, maybe if I sing real nice he'll come back after his jog. But ya'll gotta sing with me now, you know this... Kind friends all gather round, there's something I would say That what brings us together here has blessed us all today Love has made a circle that holds us all inside Where strangers are as family, and lonliness can't hide You must (chorus) Give yourself to love, if love is what you're after Open up your hearts to the tears and laughter And give yourself to love, give yourself to love I've walked these mountains in the rain, I've learned to love the wind I've been up before the sunrise to watch the day begin I always knew I'd find you, though I never did know how But like sunshine on a cloudy day, you stand before me now So (chorus) Love is born in fire, it's planted like a seed Love can't give you everything, but it gives you what you need Love comes when you are ready, love comes when you're afraid It will be your greatest teacher, the best friend you have made So (chorus) Give yourself to love, give yourself to love |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:26 PM MEEE BOOO, NEVER? SERIOUSLY?? Honey, see the thread about Older Women. I would take you under my wing just for your writing ability, if it were not for my honey of 26 years and the fact that I just MIGHT break your heart for good, if you loved me. Just where do you hang out, real time? Try the grocery store, and look for females shopping for one and ask a "STOOPID" question. Or, move to the Outlands, (ie,Wyo, Colo) and we'll find you a lady! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Mbo Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:12 PM Oooooh....thanks folks! Sorcha, you can play me anything you want! Hon hon hon! Sorry Brendy--I don't have a girlfriend--in fact I've never had one. That's why I'm here tonight! Keep 'em comin! All that chanter blowing is good exercise for the lips! Peak performance, and all that! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Amos Date: 14 Feb 00 - 11:02 PM Oh, Sweet Jaysus, just when Mbo thought she was gone forever and had dreamed up a scheme to compensate for the loss, she comes storming down the road into the Mudcat Kissing Booth with fire leaping from her eyes and smoke curlin' out of her ears.!!! Fire On the Mountain, run Mbo, Run!!. . A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth! From: Brendy Date: 14 Feb 00 - 10:15 PM Hide Mbo, here comes your girlfriend! |