Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals

Subject: Hitler's genitals
From: Wolfgang
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 08:55 AM

There is a very old thread with this name, but somehow I cannot post to it, so I make a new thread with the same title. In the old thread, some lyrics to Colonel Bogey's March (River Kwai theme) have been posted which eventually found their way into the lyrics database as HITLER (Has only got one ball...). In the database it is a one-verse song. There was the unanswered question then whether there were more verses. I have found them. Here are verses 2 and 3:


Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunich,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.

Whistle Chorus:

Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
^^

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Fortunato
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 08:58 AM

Now that's eerie.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 09:11 AM

I give up...why is it eerie? If Hitler had been female, the song would have been about the eerie canal?

A

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Troll
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 09:14 AM

Amos, you need help.(LOL)

troll

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Fortunato
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 09:47 AM

Amos,

Here a guy named wolgang who digs up an old thread about a song about Hitler having one ball and renames it Hitler's genitals and adds verses about 'chermans having no balls in a 'mock' german english tranlation. Now ain't that a LITTLE strange? (even in present company)

IMHO fortunato

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 10:57 AM

OK, ok, it's weird.

I just have had my perspective melted down from too many hours on the 'Cat, so I'm not as discriminating as I once was about what's weird and what's not. I like the idea of an eerie canal, though.

A

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Fortunato
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 11:10 AM

OOPs

I like the eerie canal idea, as well. A canal where sights and sounds and smells are all tinged with the bizarre? The outre? Yeah!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 11:31 AM

a similar weird occurance, when my friend and neighbour's two small sons would march up the hill behind us, on their way home from the school bus, playing the theme music from Hogan's Heroes on trumpet and clarinet. Their favorite song rang through the hills here, despite their heritage.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 11:49 AM

also, their parents became our fast friends, when we found out that in order to decant the contents of the heavy fermentation carboy and bottle wine, had drilled a hole through the kitchen floor in order to siphon to awaiting bottles in the basement. Now there was someone who had their priorities straight!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Chet W.
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 11:59 AM

Re: Hitler. Since he was from Vienna, do you think his problem could be related to the fact that he was a Wiener?

Chet

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Fortunato
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 12:00 PM

If 'tis spirits for drinkin' to which you refer then I heartily agree (though I'm off the stuff currently -- if I drink any more beer I'll have to buy new trousers), God bless 'em.

but pray whotinell is "heavy fermentation carboy" ?

Yers soberly Fortunato

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Sorcha
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 12:22 PM

A large usually glass container, for frermenting alchoholic beverages in. Sometimes as big as 10 gal. US then you have to siphon off the good stuff and leave the sludge in the bottom. Thanks for the tip, Met, I hadnot thought of that!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 12:52 PM

Fortunato, a carboy is a big container, used by some to ferment the grapes, it was full to the brim and weighed a ton.

Good beer will do that, but "porch climber" is a little easier on the waistline. It's the homemade pretzels, rouladin and Beestinge that are my downfall.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 12:55 PM

Sorry Sorcha, I missed your message and the definition.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Fortunato
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 01:14 PM

Metchosin,

Now you did it again. Where is all this coming from? (What land are you in?): ""porch climber" is a little easier on the waistline. It's the homemade pretzels, rouladin and Beestinge that are my downfall."

I know what pretzels are but what's a porch climber - maybe I'll climb one and the other two sound like the names of Medieval knights. Do you eat them or joust with them?

You got me guessin' Fortunato

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Crowhugger
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 01:22 PM

A fermentation carboy that holds a measly 10 US gallons? Such deprivation I ne'er knew existed in the developed world.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 01:34 PM

"porch climber" is a western Canadianism for wine, usually of bad quality, in the case of my German friends, not really true.

German pretzels are delicious, not those hard little devils that come from a box, but large, moist on the inside and served hot.

Rouladin is a rich meat dish of thinly sliced beef spread with mustard, wrapped around a dill pickle slice, and baked in a sauce or gravy flavoured with rye bread

.

Beestinger, probably incorrectly spelled, is a dessert with ground hazelnut, butter cream and a yeast cake base. Absolutely scrumptious.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 01:43 PM

Crowhugger, my friends held a lot more than 10 US gallons or even 10 imperial gallons.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Fortunato
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 01:57 PM

Metchosin, I just gained another 5 lbs reading that last. I'm trying to imagine a wine so raw it made one climb a porch.

Oh well, bikini season is on the way I guess I'll stick to my seltzer water and rabbit food. If I don't watch my figure the girls won't either!

Cheers, Fortunato

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 02:34 PM

Of all Hitler's Genitals, I believe Rommel was probably the most adept. He was able to drive deep into Egypt before eventually running out of fuel.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 02:41 PM

generals EJ, generals!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 03:00 PM

Its from the time when B.C. was far more well known locally for its Slingers "fruit"? Wines than the now delightful small estate wineries and beautiful ice wines we produce. Thank God for imigration of peoples from other climes and with wonderful ethnic skills.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: The Shambles
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 03:07 PM

Nice one Wolfgang.

(smiles)

Its all a question of how you title the thead, isn't it?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 03:30 PM

Didn't he have a general named Herpe? Renowned for passing among the ranks...(I think I'll stop now...)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: paddymac
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 07:17 PM

Amos the quipster is in great form on this thread. LMAO.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Sorcha
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 07:30 PM

"Porch climber" is probably a reference to grape vines climbing anything, and the usually BAD homemade wine.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Chet W.
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 09:07 PM

What about Napoleon's? Now there's a story.

Chet

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 09:10 PM

THere's a reference in the Mudcat Songbook under "Incandescent Pickle", just in passing, so to speak!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 09:42 PM

So how about adding the recipe for Beestinger or whatever to the Mudcat Desserts book? Let us all have a go at it!

LTS

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 10:06 PM

If both, had been descended
And one, not been retended

There never would have been one
To clone into another son.

Sieg Heil!!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 17 Feb 00 - 10:15 PM

Sehr Gut Kameradschafsgeist Herr Wolfgang

Bei dieser abstraken Argumentation komme ich night merh mit.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Wolfgang
Date: 18 Feb 00 - 05:47 AM

What a reaction to a simple 'lyr add'. I do not necessarily like the lyrics I post (though most times I do). This is just a song representative of some feelings in a time which hopefully never comes back and for that reason it's worth documenting. That's all.

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Wolfgang
Date: 18 Feb 00 - 09:31 AM

BS WARNING BS: picture of Hitler's genitals

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 18 Feb 00 - 03:41 PM

LOL...thanks Wolfgang (I think)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: The Shambles
Date: 18 Feb 00 - 03:49 PM

Of all the 'dickheads', I think i like 'Keef' the best.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: Metchosin
Date: 18 Feb 00 - 04:13 PM

Liz, unfortunately I do not do desserts, except for the occasional fruit pie (and Kidney) in season. I rely upon my neighbours to delight me. Or to quote my husband, "My only domestic quality is that I live in a house".

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Hitler's genitals
From: GUEST,Slider
Date: 19 Feb 00 - 05:23 AM

Don't forget that Herman Goering (Pickled Herring?) made use of the NAZI fallschirmjager for what the Pentagon would now call"vertical insertions in deep rear area penetrations".:~)