Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Part 10 From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Dec 11 - 02:02 PM Spam |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Gareth Date: 28 Aug 01 - 03:53 PM Well I don't know about a complete song, but well try a verse or two of Crawshaw Bailey, with an amended chorus. In best South Welsh Dialect of course.
"Now a man called Peter Wright, Have you ever saw, etc.
Have you ever saw,
Now in bad old years ago. Have you ever saw, etc.
For the rich mans game reserve, Have you ever saw, etc.
But in California's sunny climes., Have you ever saw, etc. I wonder, I really do wonder. Gareth |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: SharonA Date: 28 Aug 01 - 09:21 AM Nicely done, dmc! ...but why not substitute "Pat Wright" (the ferret-felon's name) for "Sam Hall" in your parody? Okay, you WOULD then have to delete "all" and "downfall" and substitute words that rhyme with Wright, but fortunately it's an easily rhymable name. Maybe it could be: "Oh me name it is Pat Wright and I hate you, well I might As you prisoned me tonight, you will weep, you will weep." ...or something along those lines? Just a thought! SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 28 Aug 01 - 05:24 AM A parody of Sam Hall.
Oh me name it is Sam Hall, weasel-keep, weasel-keep |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 21 Aug 01 - 11:42 AM Ferret Prison Blues
Some times this institution; will drive you round the bend
When we were in the pet store, my wife she told me. "Pat,
I bet there's ferret owners, folks with lots of class
When they free from this prison, when they let me out of hooch
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 14 Apr 00 - 09:42 AM Dear Hyp, Your song was worth waiting for! It has been added to the rolls of the Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield. Congratulations! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Hyperabid Date: 14 Apr 00 - 07:18 AM A small note on language...Bird is also a slang tem in the UK for a prison sentence... which can also be known as porridge... Hyp |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Hyperabid Date: 14 Apr 00 - 07:08 AM A late addition for the sake of completeness… Hard Time Blues Tune: Pick a blues – any blues
I'm doing hard time
I'm doing hard time
I'm doing hard time
I'm doing hard time Yee-Hah! Hyp |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:36 PM And we have yet another winner of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon!! It was worth waiting for, Troll. Well done! -- Áine Now go on to Song Challenge! Part 11 -- it's a doozy! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:28 PM Way to go, Trollman! LOL! You can borrow my sushi knife anytime :>) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Troll Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:11 PM At Last! To the tune of Lizzie Borden. The Ballad of Ferretman In the state of California, Otay Mesa was teh site, With his four cute furry ferrets, lived a man named Patrick Wright. And he bought food for his ferrets at the local pet food store, But alas poor Patrick doesn't have his ferrets any more. Cause you can't own a ferret out in California, Not even as a present from tour maw, No you can't own a ferret out in California Sacramento says they are against the law. Now as Pat was fixing lunch one day there came a thun'drus knock T'wasn't just A timid tapping. You could hear it round the block With his trusty sushi knife in hand he opened up the door, Next thing he knew the cops had him spread-eagled on the floor. Cause you can't owen a ferret out in California Not vevn if you think they're very nice. No you can't own a ferret out in California. Ferret owning is an evil nasty vice. So they took him to the court house and the judge he heard the tale They took fingerprints and mug shots and they let him out on bail. When his case came up for trial,it relieved his darkest fears, He got sixteen days in prison. Hell,he could have got ten years! Cause you can't own a ferret out in California, Not even if you think that they are great. No you can't own a ferret out in California You'll have to go live in some other state. Now he's sitting in the pokey and he's counting out the days And he's really learned his lesson. Now he knows crime never pays. And the other inmates found he'd broke the Anti-ferret rule Now they call him Ferretman and everybody thinks he's cool Cause You can't own a ferret out in California They'll catch you and they'll put you in the jail. No you can't own a ferret out in California You'll heve to get your mom to go your bail. If you live in California and you want to keep a pet Then a ferret is the animal you hadn't oughter get Theres alot of things that you can have with feather,fur or fin. But don't try to own a ferret cause someone will tunr you in. Cause you can't own a ferret out in California, Although you can own a tiger or a bear. No you can't own a ferret out in California, They sure have got some crazy laws out there. troll '
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:16 AM Well, now that the MudCat has become family entertainment I am obviously going to have to subdue my natural proclivities and return to the strait and narrow path...no more nasties...until next time...*BG* |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:12 AM Well, since I've already started the next CHALLENGE!, I'll go ahead and post the awards for Part 10:
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon: Troll -- please go ahead and give us your submission, and then go on to SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 for the "Easter Bonnet(?) Special" Challenge! Well done, everyone! And nary a 'nasty' in the bunch (well, we still haven't seen Troll's yet, have we??). Spring has sprung, so pet yer ferret and throw yer -- WHOOPS! That's the next CHALLENGE!, ain't it? -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:51 AM Oh no, here we go again! The morning that Amos got busted, . . .
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:44 AM EEEEEW!!!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!!! (*BG*) ;0)~ ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 01:01 AM Criminy crips, Sandy! Old Barlow finally flipped the final tipper...Easter Boner Special! Why, here I thought we were trying to elevate things around here. Of course, now, Easter Boners...maybe things arelooking up, even if only one eye at a time... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:20 AM Geez loueez! Talk about thread creep! Come on guys, I keep checking this thread when it comes up thinking that Troll has finally graced us with his entry in the Challenge . . . take it to the personal messages, OK? And Troll, if you're still out there -- I have a very special challenge that I've been saving for Mardi Gras, so PLEASE give us your song so we can go on to SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 -- The Easter Bonnet(!) Special. -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 27 Feb 00 - 11:48 PM Well, there's a first time for everything, I guess! Hail, Barky, Goddess of the Trumpet! Put thy sweet lips to thine embouchure And blow forth a zephyr, a summons To bring the bright dawn upon us once again! Call upon all thine eternal powers To bring the world the good graces that thou impart Bestow unto us a flourish that will make the darkness, That at times threatens to mar the fabric of our existence, Depart forthwith, and never be seen by human eyes ere the world's demise! Radiant Barky, we look unto thee and thy Divine Instrument To make our lives worth living Breathe, breathe now thy gentle breath as to stir the world from it's slumbers Do us this favor, Favored Goddess, for we pledge our lives to thee! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 27 Feb 00 - 07:22 PM Old childhood WHATs? Paeans? Gosh, I haven't even written one! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 00 - 07:19 PM She has a couple of old childhood ones, but I'm not posting them without explicit permissison... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 27 Feb 00 - 07:04 PM I wonder if they have any old used ones? Corblimey--I haven't even ridden a regular bike in 7 years! Too right you're the Trumpet Goddess...now who's gonna write a paean to you? --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Date: 27 Feb 00 - 06:54 PM That's right! I the Trumpet Goddess, aren't I?!! *BG* Now, you don't have to buy one at first. First, just go out and rent one for a couple days. Once you figure out that you like it, go to leasing it. You know the rest. ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 27 Feb 00 - 06:44 PM Got the tune done last night--all I have to do now is make a recording. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 27 Feb 00 - 06:39 PM Well, if Barky the Trumpet Goddess deems it so, it must be true! Now where can I get the bucks to buy me one! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 00 - 11:35 AM We are all driven souls; it is just that some people handle it more graciously than others. This may be part of the definition of what itmeans to be human on Earth. I submit for reflection that the creation of music and other beauty is the sublimation into creativity of a very powerful, deep, barely bottled internal spiritual scream -- the scream for truth, and freedom. If one of someday could write the new and perfect song, the song never sung, the Missing Song, we would all sigh in unison and be transmogrified into essence or some damn thing like that. But we all, meanwhile, do pursue the creation of what beauty we can, and in doing so have named ourselves. It beats sitting around watching South Park, or taking out your passions in self-flagellation, apathetic inaction, or blind destructiveness, whether obvious or secretive. Bless music and all who partake thereof. 'Nuff said...as Spaw once said, "this is getting out of hand..." although he never did say which hand he was using at the time. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 27 Feb 00 - 08:50 AM Dear Troll, I so glad that you're back on your feet and making music. No problem, we'll wait for you until you're back. What a Mudcatter! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Troll Date: 27 Feb 00 - 01:58 AM AINE. I just got back from a wedding and I'm whupped.I have a ferret song written, but at the speed I type it'll take a half an hour minimum and I'm not sure I can stay awake that long so I'll post it tomorrow.Late pm probably. the band has a gig in the afternoon and then I have to break down the sound system.So late pm. But I have written it and I will post it. troll |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 27 Feb 00 - 12:33 AM See -- I tell ya and you don't believe me!!! Gotta drum up that there zest for action which is the trademark of your gender Sir Bo...Harleys! Why just last month a let a Harley wrap itself around a tree in a detah defying leap into a limousine window as a gesture of devotion to a certain Goddess, and the result was worth all the risk and more -- I got me a 1947 Indian!! If you're worried about control, start out on a moped, graduate to a little Vespa, then a 250 cc Honda and you'll be flying with the Angels in no time! And all the skirt ya could use! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Date: 27 Feb 00 - 12:29 AM Ah, it's a swell song. ;) Oh, and Mbo? I think you'd look great on a Harley. *BG* ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 11:15 PM I'll try Amos! And the thing about the Harley--I don't think so! I'd probably look like a total goofus on one! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 11:10 PM I don't think so Hagbard! I once got up to 70 passing someone once...I'm not a speeder. I go at a comfortable speed. I don't feel in control of the car at high speeds. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 11:06 PM Mbo, I'm engaged en famille for the evening so if you can drum up a better tune for it it would be interesting for you to record it and get an .aiff played on the 'Cat radio Weds next. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Hagbardr Date: 26 Feb 00 - 11:05 PM Mbo, try I-85, it's a beautiful road.... very little traffic, no potholes, and NO COPS!!!!! I got up to 105 in my Honda Civic before I decided to lay off the gas a bit. Hagbard |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 26 Feb 00 - 11:03 PM Go for it, Tunemeister!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 11:00 PM Well, I GUESS we could use the real tune for "The Night Larry Was Stretched" BUT I could try to come up with something new! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:52 PM Bhuel, sin é! Well, that's it! A wonderful song for a wonderful 'Catter! We didn't do too shabby by ya, did we kid? So, when do we get to hear the output of our input? If this isn't Mudcat Radio material, I don't know what is! Well done, everyone . . . we're poets even if we don't know it . . . -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:48 PM LOL!!!
But what bothered young Barky the most (spoken) But she'd do it again fer the Cat!
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:41 PM Ok, Mbo, I've put your latest verse in as the next-to-last. Here's what we've got so far:
The Night That Young Barky Got Busted by Amos, Áine and Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:33 PM And her driving recalled as she sat When she came on like a bat out of hell That's the same way she 'ppeared on the 'Cat And boy! she's remarkably swell! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:32 PM Of course it is... um... yeah... er.... Of course! *ahem*
*BG* ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:19 PM Here ya go, the sixth and final verse (?):
The night that young Barky got grounded, OK, Daddy Amos, let's hear your melodious pipes on this one! And Barky, remember it's just a "fictional" account of the evening, OK? -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:11 PM Awright, Mbo!! We're cooking with gas now, cher! Verse 5 and I'm still on a jive:
The night that young Barky got stopped, -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:10 PM Wanna know a secret Barky? I've never gone that fast in my life! 65's pretty much the legal limit around the backroads of North Carolina! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:03 PM No no no, Mbo! You've got your facts all wrong! It was 80, not 75. C'mon... ya think I'd actually be as stupid as to go 75???!!! ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:00 PM The night that young Barky she passed A slowpoke who went 44 At 75 she blew past She knows what a turn signal's for! Wheee...homonyms! --Mbo
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 26 Feb 00 - 09:59 PM Darlin' Barky, Don't get a swelled head, me dearie -- We'll use anything as an excuse to get silly!! (I do mean anything!). *BG* -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Date: 26 Feb 00 - 09:56 PM Oh dear! All this commotion over the fact that I'm driving on the freeway! (Actually, I kinda like it, but that's a whole nuther matter) *g* =) ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 26 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM Here ya go, Daddy A., the third verse:
The night that young Barky got flagged, -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 09:26 PM Bravo to ye both you hyper-creative wastrels! Such flair, such talent, such imagination! Now, if you really have nothing like productive work to do, I can provide you with some! Sheeshe! You guys are such a dear riot. I loves ya! MBo, go borrow a Harley and take it out on an open field or road and crank it out. You deserve a touch of solid testosterone in your life after all the effort you've been exerting lately! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Date: 26 Feb 00 - 09:21 PM Try it again, dearest Mbo, you've got a extra line or two in there methinks! -- Áine |
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