Chased or chaste?

Subject: Chased or chaste?
From: Spider Tom
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 09:47 AM

The thought occurs, is it better to be chaste or chaste? In life, as Love,
Is there such waste?
Better to be,
Chased than chaste?

Less speed ,be caught,
Still chaste, for haste,
Better to be,
Chaste than chased?

Sometimes, the thought,
Is breaking free,
Would,you still,
Ache for company,
When legs don't run,
And eyes won't see,
Endeavour to be,
Chaste or chased?

What do you reacon, What is the better and why?

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Billy the Bus
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 10:25 AM

Go away Tom,

I don't need faecaesophical questions like yours when I am about to hit the pit. I should be like Little Miss Muffet, and say "Stuffit". Howsomever, I'll allow myself to be drawn into the web of the thread of Spider Tom. (Under sufferance).

Tom, m'son, I've been "chaste" for over a decade. There is only one answer to your question.......

Personally, I'd rather be "Chased" than "Chaste" - and, for the info of all you delightful young tarts/birds/sheilas/chooks (ie. female persons of the opposite sex) who frequent this coffee bar, I'm a tired old fart, who walks at a wobble. Please, if you are going to chase me, do it slow, or I'll tip over with a "Heart" attack.

Nuff said - LOL - Sam

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Kelida
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 10:43 AM

I'd definitely rather be chased. Of course, I'm young enough to run still. . .(sorry Sam)

Peace--Keli

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 10:48 AM

Sorry, I've been caught!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Amergin
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 10:51 AM

I would much rather be chased. Unless it's a bouncer chasing me from a bar.;)

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Áine
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 11:45 AM

When I was chaste, I wasn't chased, And now that I'm caught, I'm chased more, Than when I was chaste!

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 01:17 PM

Well I figure if I am going to be chaste, it might be wise for me to keep my chastity belt on for safety reasons.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 01:20 PM

Ooops, I meant chased. Well, maybe I should keep it on in case I am chased or chaste.

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 01:24 PM

Well, I've been chaste since day one, but not chased...now I'm pretty much caught and planning still to remain very much chaste! But our good buddy Spider Tom know ALL about chastity belts! Just check out his song "Lord Bartock" in the Mudcat Songbook!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 01:49 PM

Aine and BonnAmi......I would be happy to give you a seriuos chasin although I suspect y'all might give me a chastenin' for my chasin'. But like they say..... it is all in the chase...........I never really understood that since that would imply (to me) having 'it' on the run.....Sorta' a flying fock....and gawd knows I don't give a flyin' fock, so there ain't no joy in that!!! But I'm willing to give anything a shot so just let me strap on these wings and put on my Nikes and we can give it a go.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: GUEST,Annraoi
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 05:20 PM

Was it Brendan Behan who remarked about a certain young lady "She was pure as the driven snow; only she hadn't been driven half far enough."

I'm rapidly approaching the stage of the dog who keeps chasing motor bikes and wouldn't know what to do if it caught one !! Annraoi

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Caitrin
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 06:37 PM

Who says you have to choose? ; ) Just because you're chaste doesn't mean you can't be chased.

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Kelida
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 07:21 PM

Chased is a lot of fun, but I intend to remain chaste for awhile still--especially since I'm not chased near as much as I would like.

Peace--Keli

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: rangeroger
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 08:29 PM

I have been chaste for so long now that even the crack of dawn is unsafe.I would love to be chased but I would still like the option of selecting the chaser.
rr

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Kelida
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 08:35 PM

ditto.

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From:
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 10:48 PM

I would like to be both chaste AND chased... until I am chased by someone whom I would like to be caught by! Then I could quit both, and just enjoy being captured.

--js

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Ely
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 11:51 PM

Been chased just once, but not for long. I guess it would get really old if that pattern kept repeating itself, but I wouldn't mind being chaste less. I'm one of those "great friends" that nobody ever thinks of when they're looking for someone to chase.

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Spider Tom
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 02:10 AM

I'm laughing, reading your replys,
I have grown, a little wise, I'm coming back some more to see,
I've chaste, your not ignoring me.

I'm laughing at your humours and philosophys,
I'm enjoying you people playing with my threads.
Does that mean, I am now less chaste?
Spider Tom

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Billy the Bus
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 03:16 AM

Probably Spider Tom....;)

Cheers - Sam

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: GUEST,Kelida at school
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 09:00 AM

Yeah, we do give killer thread, huh?

Peace--Keli

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 07:42 PM

LOL, Keli! We do, we really do!
And yes, Tom, the 'cat'll take some of the chaste out of everyone. Except Mbo, of course...he's still a prude. : )

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 07:51 PM

I never had much chaste.....'Course I never had much swave either.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 07:52 PM

NO I'M NOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!! Yeah, Caitrin should know ALL about giving good thread, she's a bad girl! But I better be quiet, or she'll come after me with her Daddy's shotgun! BTW I'm a shrimp next to her...she could pound me into the ground...(hmmm...better lay off the F-chord thing...)**BG**

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Kelida
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 10:19 PM

Mbo, it's okay to be a prude. I am, no matter how many dirty limericks I know. . .

Peace--Keli

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 10:24 PM

*evil glare at Mbo* That's right. BUt I won't have to come after you with my Daddy's shotgun...my younger but much bigger and meaner brother will do it for me. He tends to object to people insinuating that I'm a bad girl. *g*

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 10:30 PM

OH NO!!! Charles Martel (The Hammer) is gonna get me! This is bad news! I's in big trouble now!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Spider Tom
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 10:49 PM

Just a little meaningful dialogue on the true value of virtue, and now look whats happining!
Talk of "Bad Girls", "slow and quick runners",The sad longings of the tragically deprived, and now SHOTGUN THREATS!
I ask you ,
Is this what "giving good thread" is all about? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO **BG** + **BG** I love hanging on a thread keep up the spinning (and the sinning)

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 11:07 PM

Well Tom, I'd rather get squelched by Kelida, Caitrin, and Chuck than Spaw & Amos!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Kelida
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 11:12 PM

Mbo--I'm not a violent person, but watch out--I might start telling the REALLY dirty limericks. . .

Peace--Keli

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 11:15 PM

Nooooooo!

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Spider Tom
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 11:21 PM

Well go on then, bring on the limerics .
On the net, no one can see you blush

Squashed?. . . Was that a threat?
Or a promise?
spider Tom

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Kelida
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 11:25 PM

Sorry, Spider Tom, but it isn't very ladylike to tell those limericks--only as a last resort if Mbo says something really bad. There are a few on the Enterprise 3 thread, though. . .

Peace--Keli

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 11:28 PM

Man I better cool it...I'm stuck between dirty limericks and Chas the Deadeye! **GULP**

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Kelida
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 11:36 PM

*evil, maniacal cackle*

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 11:38 PM

Well, to quote the song "Women gonna be the death of me....but what a way to GO!"

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Spider Tom
Date: 25 Apr 00 - 12:21 AM

I'm thinking of taking up the lasso, they say it helps with the chase. Though that would also make me less chaste. Kelida, you have a DIRTY cackle, it would appear that your limerics would only corrupt me. Thank heavens I've been spared.
Mbo, If you wear a barrel, you will be harder to squash.

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Caitrin
Date: 25 Apr 00 - 05:13 PM

Hey, if he gets really out of line, we can make his ears burn with "Nymphomaniacal Jill." *s*

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Mbo
Date: 25 Apr 00 - 05:43 PM

Don't know THAT one! Suppose it's not about Maenads?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 Apr 00 - 05:51 PM

I wouldn't mind hearing it though.;)

Subject: RE: Chased or chaste?
From: Spider Tom
Date: 26 Apr 00 - 12:37 AM

Me Too