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Lyr Req: Susan B (Leslie Fish) DigiTrad: THE CATS ARE TAKING OVER THREES REV. 1.1 (DOG AND PONY) Related threads: Tune Req: The Cats Are Taking Over (Leslie Fish) (12) Lyr Req: Bayfilk Crazies (Leslie Fish) (2) Lyr Req: The Horse-Tamer's Daughter (Leslie Fish) (2) Lyr Req: songs by Leslie Fish (1) |
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Subject: Leslie Fish lovers.... From: GUEST,Merripan Date: 26 Jun 00 - 07:08 PM Looking for the words to a filk song I heard on an old audio tape dating back to the early 70's... It's called "Susan B" and was written and performed by Leslie Fish, renouned in Sci-Fi Filksong. I have only found the verses once, and then lost them in the recent move I had to go through. If anyone has them, it would be really wonderful. Also, if someone has the filk on "The Marvelous Little Toy", called "The Murderous Little Toy", I love the song, and would greatly appreciate either the lyrics be sent to me, or the link to them be sent to me. Thanks much! ~M |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Leslie Fish lovers.... From: Pene Azul Date: 26 Jun 00 - 07:11 PM You can get the lyrics to "The Murderous Little Toy" here (click). PA |
Subject: Lyr Add: SUSAN B (Gary Ehrlich) From: Pene Azul Date: 26 Jun 00 - 07:14 PM You can get lyrics and chords to "Susan B" here (click). PA Susan B: The Final Vengeance by: "Gorgeous" Gary Ehrlich c 2/96 ttto: "Susan B" by Leslie Fish A G |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Leslie Fish lovers.... From: GUEST,Merripan Date: 26 Jun 00 - 07:19 PM Thanks for the lyrics, Pene. That's a different version of Susan B than I'd heard from her. Do you know of another version? I was looking for one with the final line of the chorus being "And they'll find a rapist slaughtered in the morning.". I had no idea there was another one. :-) Thanks. ~M |
Subject: Lyr Add: SUSAN B (Leslie Fish From: Pene Azul Date: 26 Jun 00 - 07:26 PM How about this Susan B. (click)? PA Susan B. by Leslie Fish [Him] "Oh, Susan B.- Don't bother waiting up for me. I'm going out with the boys- for a little fun. Lock all the doors before you do your chores, don't let any strangers in and get the dishes done." [Her] "Sorry darling Charlie, but I've got a date to keep. The other girls are waiting, I can hear the car horns beep. When you read tomorrow's paper dear, don't let it shake your sleep That they found some rapist sloughtered in the morning." [Him] "Oh, Susan B.- Come fetch my coat for me. Don't you ever dress nice at home? You look dumb in black. Those boots and beat-up jeans make you look like a damn marine- be sure that the floors are clean when I come back." [Her] "Yes my darling Charlie, I'll be cleaning up all right. The girls and I are going out to sweep the streets tonight. And noone ever sees us dear, except for one last sight And they'll find the rapist sloughtered in the morning." [Him] "Oh, Susan B.- Now try to listen well to me- Sure the crime statistics' down, but take no chance. Stay locked up safe at home -it's dangerous for girls to roam outside your own from door- even in those pants." [Her] No my darling Charlie, I will only stand and wait. Some other girl will wear the skirt and look like Hefner's date. And Goddess help the horny pimp who comes to take the bate for they'll find the rapist sloughtered in the morning." [Him] "Oh, Susan B.- Have some beer in the fridge for me. Are you putting on weight again? Your arms look thick. If all that exercise did nothing, I'm not suprised. When will you get tired of that fitness kick?" [Her] Never darling Charlie, for this isn't flab but meat- six months of heavy training now and three months on the street. And after years of running, yes, revenge is very sweet. And they'll find the rapist sloughtered in the morning." [Him] "Oh, Susan B.- Fix the zipper on my shorts for me. Do something with your face and hair. You look so plain. When I go out on the street the girls there look so sweet, then I have to come back home to you? It's a real pain." [Her] "Never darling Charlie, do you hear one word I say and well I know the kind of games you play when you're away. It wouldn't much supprise me if you don't come home by day, and I find that I'm a widow in the morning." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Leslie Fish lovers.... From: GUEST,Merripan Date: 26 Jun 00 - 07:35 PM Bingo!!! Thank you, thank you thank you!!!! You're SO good!
Whoo hoo! One more down in my book of fiendish plots to take over... Oh... Uhhhh.... Right. Not supposed to reveal fiendish plots on the internet. Never mind.
~M |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Leslie Fish lovers.... From: VirginiaTam Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:30 PM Just unearthed a homemade CD of Fish recordings made by an SCA friend of my daughter Andie. These recordings were possibly made at SCA events as there is audience banter and someone (presumably SCA queen) saying "you have our permission to put this on the internet." at the beginning of song "This Is Not the Way to Get Laid." Now I have transcribed lyrics for my own personal use, but I wonder, does any one possibly know the song? It could be a filk. I would like guitar chords for it. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Leslie Fish lovers.... From: Gorgeous Gary Date: 10 Sep 09 - 10:00 PM Virginia, I do know the song, and I have a Leslie Fish songbook somewhere in my collection. I will check and see if there are chords. If not, I know what rocks to kick over. In the meantime, try chords in the key of Am. A lot of Leslie's songs *are* in that key. Oh, and that parody Pene Azul first accidentally linked to back in 2000? I'm rather ashamed to admit it's *MINE*. It was inspired by a friend in the filk community who had, at the time, just (a) gotten divorced and (b) done a female-to-male gender change. -- Gary |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Leslie Fish lovers.... From: VirginiaTam Date: 11 Sep 09 - 02:56 AM thanks Gary but I think I worked it out. at least it works for me NOT THE WAY TO GET LAID Am E Dm Am Listen and I'll tell you how it's done Am E Dm Am If you want a woman, learn from one Am Dm E Dm Don't assume this is all for your fun Am E Am These are not the ways to get laid Dm E Don't play the cool sophisticate, Am To prove how smart you are Dm E Telling all your kinky fantasies Am Dm Am E Just won't get you very far |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Leslie Fish lovers.... From: Gorgeous Gary Date: 13 Sep 09 - 09:45 PM Virginia, I found the songbook I was thinking of--The Incomplete Leslie Fish--and it did have chords for "Not The Way To Get Laid". You're pretty close; here's what the songbook had: VERSE Am B D Am Am B D Am Am C E F Am E Am BRIDGE Dm F Am Dm F E F E -- Gary |
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