Subject: Humorous Sex Songs From: Oversoul Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:13 PM I would like to put together a set of funny songs regarding sexual relations. For example; being caught in the act, or catching others, being thwarted, coitus awry! With me here? I've got three songs in mind but I need at least six more. For instance: I HAD BUT FIFTY CENTS (traditional), TOO CLOSE TOGETHER (Sonny Boy Williamson), and ON THE ROAD AGAIN (Memphis Jug Band). Not talking about needing it, or losing it, just funny stuff. 'Fess up bottom-feeders! Personal accounts of this phenomena are optional, but I need some titles! This is for a good cause, believe me. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Mbo Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:22 PM Check out the winners of the Song Challenge! Part 1. Or this favorite of mine: BIG TEN INCH RECORD by [Bull Moose Jackson, later covered by] Aerosmith. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:37 PM Ok there's a bawdy song called JOHNNY GO EASY about a man who meets a girl, dubbed "the Mystery", in a pub and over the ensuing few days tries to get her drunk for the reason a man in a bawdy song would be expected to try to get a girl drunk. I don't have the lyrics but the chorus goes: Johnny go easy, you're driving me crazy, Johnny go easy, I'm losing me mind, me senses are sunk in an ocean of whisky and porter and _______wine. A friend of mine that I used to play with sang it. I'll e-mail him and try to get him to send me the lyrics. Rich |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Gypsy Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:38 PM What, and you are forgetting the LUSTY YOUNG SMITH? And also, DO ME AMA. Both are in threads. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Malcolm Douglas Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:46 PM Have a look at THE MOLECATCHER |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Mbo Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:46 PM Or "COWSONG" by Kate Rusby! |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Benjamin Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:52 PM HESITATION BLUES By Rev. Gary Davis! |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Mbo Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:52 PM Or "THE JOLLY TINKER". |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: The Beanster Date: 22 Sep 00 - 10:56 PM Although it's not really about sex, per se, there's Todd Rundgren's "YOU LEFT ME SORE," which is either about transmission of an STD or it could be about love, depending on what you read into it. And there's always Randy Newman's "YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON."
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Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Naemanson Date: 22 Sep 00 - 11:09 PM THE GERMAN CLOCKWINDER! Check out the Dalliance series of records. The ones I have are called When Dalliance was In Flower And Maidens Lost Their Heads. I have Volume 3 and More Dalliance, |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Mbo Date: 22 Sep 00 - 11:19 PM THE UPS AND DOWNS by Steeleye Span. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Oversoul Date: 22 Sep 00 - 11:24 PM Thanks so much for the input! (and as always, pardon the pun!) I should have known this would be a "dude" thing. Before this thread sinks to the bottom of the heap, I might add another fine old song "THE GENTLEMAN SOLDIER". Shucks, this has been great. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Mbo Date: 22 Sep 00 - 11:27 PM Pogues do a great version of THE GENTLEMAN SOLDIER on Rum, Sodomy, and The Lash...they do all kinds of crazy voices in the song. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Gary T Date: 22 Sep 00 - 11:38 PM SEVEN DRUNKEN NIGHTS. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: rabbitrunning Date: 22 Sep 00 - 11:46 PM Well, I suppose this one is more about disappointments, but I like Side by Side and it's very funny. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: GUEST Date: 23 Sep 00 - 12:44 AM A Four Letter Word. I'll give you the chorus and hope someone comes up with the rest without me typing it all. CHORUS It'a a four letter word, a four letter word. Let's banish the use of the four letter word. It's bawdy but can be sang in mixed company. I heard it sang in front of a Priest and a Nun and it didn't bother them. One person left though. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: GUEST,jaze Date: 23 Sep 00 - 12:54 AM On a lighter note, "THE SCOTSMAN" is a funny one |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Jimmy C Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:04 AM "MAIDS WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG NEVER WED AN OLD MAN" |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Oversoul Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:10 AM Please send the chord for that! |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:12 AM It's a stretch but "A Chat with Your Mother (The F-Word Song)" by Lou and Peter Berryman Rich |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Ana Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:17 AM Kath Tait (NZer who's been living in the UK) has a hilarious one (as most of hers are) about a neighbourly tryst ... she's worth taking the effort to watch out for, but at the moment I'm not sure how to put you onto her. Someone else may have contact or CD info. She is a regular touring performer through NZ Ana |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: jacko@nz Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:18 AM I'm with Naemanson, Ed McCurdy rules |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: jacko@nz Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:22 AM Yes indeed1 I'll also go along with Ana - out for the Cabbage Lady - Kath Tait, writer and singer of many hilarious songs |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Metchosin Date: 23 Sep 00 - 02:23 AM Also check out any Rusty Warren or Ruth Wallis
Songs that come to mind are:
Freddy the Fisherman's Son ( I think I can remember all the lyrics if you can't find a tape or CD)
Goldmine |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Barbara Date: 23 Sep 00 - 03:07 AM MY HUSBAND'S GOT NO COURAGE IN HIM THE VICAR AND THE FROG and what's that ballad where the maiden asks for "what lies between your legs" and when the gent dismounts, she leaps on his horse and takes off? Blessings, Barbara |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: bob schwarer Date: 23 Sep 00 - 06:40 AM From The New St. George album "High Tea" listen to "THE STEGGIE" Bob S. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Carlin Date: 23 Sep 00 - 09:43 AM Dirty blues... SHAVE 'EM DRY, Ring my Bell, The Jack, Happy Hooker, Travelin' Riverside Blues..... |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Morticia Date: 23 Sep 00 - 09:56 AM Barbara, that's the 'Lady Highwayman'...I think. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: GUEST Date: 23 Sep 00 - 10:13 AM Perhaps my favorite song of the genre is called "CHASTITY BELT" which can be found at www-cs.canisius.edu/~salley/Bard.book/chastity.html among other places. To give you an idea, one of the verses goes:
Alas, gentle errant, I am no maiden Good luck. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: guinnesschik Date: 23 Sep 00 - 10:37 AM One of the funniest I've heard is called "The Maid Gaed Tae The Mill" to get her corn ground by the lusty miller. I have it on a recording by Ewan McColl and Peggy Seeger. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: GUEST,Arkie Date: 23 Sep 00 - 10:40 AM A few more suggestions: "BLOW AWAY THE MORNING DEW", "FIVE NIGHTS DRUNK" or "Cabbage Head Song" as it is called here in Arkansas, and Red River Dave's "The Clinging Lovers of Kenya". The latter song was based on a supposedly true story of a wife who surprised her husband and lover in a moment of intimacy and somehow managed to glue them together. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: MK Date: 23 Sep 00 - 10:56 AM And who can forget Eric Idol's rousing rendition of Isn't It Awfully Good To Have a Penis performed in a posh supper club environment, from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life". |
Subject: Lyr Add: JOHNNY GO EASY (Ron Kavana)^^ From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 23 Sep 00 - 11:50 AM JOHNNY GO EASY Meself and the mystery met in a boozer The Stag's Head in Camden one cold rainy night We had a few jars and the craic it was mighty Till I up and asked for a bed for the night. Chorus: Johnny go easy, You're driving me crazy Johnny go easy, I'm losing my mind Me senses are sunk in an ocean of porter and a mixture of whiskey and tawny port wine. The days went by, the romance developed To loosen her garter was my one desire All efforts frustrated, frustration dictated a few pints and large ones to light up her fire. Chorus Though I tried for to bed her, to wed her, to woo her She wouldn't lay down between me and the wall So to charm her, not harm her I tried to disarm her with gallons of gargle and spirits and all Chorus My friend Mike whom I got these from wrote an added verse with a friend but I didn't mention that I was posting these, so I e-mailed him again for permission to post his verse. Slán, Rich |
Subject: Lyr Add: I'M GONE (George Coventry) From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Sep 00 - 12:38 PM There's "Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat" by Bob Dylan. That's a good one. (I see you got a new boyfriend, no I've never seen him before. I saw you makin' love to him...you forgot to close the garage door. Y' know I don't mind you cheatin' on me, baby, but I sure wish he'd take that off his head...your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat!) Here's one I wrote, to the tune of Gordon Lightfoot's "If You Could Read My Mind"....
I'M GONE
If you could read my mind, love
If you could read my mind, love
If you could read my mind, love
If you could read my mind, love
Copyright c 1995 George Coventry ...a parody of "If You Could Read My Mind" by Gordon Lightfoot. That is, it uses the music of that song. It's not intended to make fun of the original, which is a superb song, one of the best ever. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Catrin Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:00 PM the maid's conjuring book is a good one to sing - especially if done in a 'serious' manner. Cheers, Catrin |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Barbara Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:02 PM If you don't wish to go so far afield, Chastity Belt is also here in Digital Tradition. |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: wildlone Date: 23 Sep 00 - 01:06 PM If you want bawdy ballads . you could try this site |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: WyoWoman Date: 23 Sep 00 - 02:12 PM It's not folk, but Sondheim's "I Never Do Anything Twice" is one of my faves. Here's one verse:
When I was young and simple, (I don't recall the date), Also, Sapphire has a funny blues song, "Silver Beaver," that nobody but her (them?) will ever have the nerve to do ... WW |
Subject: Lyr Add: Way of Sex^^ From: Barbara Date: 23 Sep 00 - 02:56 PM WAY OF SEX (Mary Litchfield)
Some of us are single, some of us are married,
Some of us like big strong men in the clinches,
Some folks love a roll in the hay
Some of us have one lover and one only
Sex begins as childhood ends,
Sex causes tears and sex causes laughter |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Barbara Date: 23 Sep 00 - 03:02 PM And the tune for it is here. Blessings, Barbara |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: GUEST Date: 23 Sep 00 - 04:58 PM How about 'Me Dick Just dialled Your Number', by Kevin "Bloody" Wilson |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Cap't Bob Date: 23 Sep 00 - 06:09 PM "CRUISING 'ROUND YARMOUTH" ~ a good one for the sailors. Found it in a book called Bawdy British Folk Songs. Cap't Bob |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: WyoWoman Date: 23 Sep 00 - 06:52 PM Barbara, I like that one. Went to the thread you linked to and found the words again and the artist who'd recorded it. There wasn't a link to a MIDI or anything, was there? Did I miss it? ww |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: mousethief Date: 23 Sep 00 - 07:38 PM Some of my favorite bawdy songs are the ones where they set you up to expect a particular bawdy rhyme, then switch it at the last minute. Corny, I know. The simplest and corniest of that genre is the cheerleader's yell:
Rah rah ree, kick 'em in the knee But one of my favorites is Sweet Violets, part of which goes:
There once was a farmer who took a young miss
Chorus: ----- The old English folk song "Two Magicians" is a chasing-and-wooing sort of song but never really mentions sex. I second the above vote for "My Husband Has No Courage In Him" which cracks me up. I have a book called "The Erotic Muse" which is a collection of bawdy, dirty, and downright filthy folk songs. My second copy is out on loan but if it ever comes back I might be persuaded to sell it (perhaps on ebay?). I paid $8 for it. It's put out by University of Illinois Press.
Alex |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: GUEST,Joerg Date: 23 Sep 00 - 10:17 PM HOME, BOYS, HOME ALABAMA'S CREW (in the DT) YARMOUTH TOWN (not to be confused with 'Cruising Down Yarmouth') THE FOGGY FOGGY DEW (not to be confused with 'THE FOGGY DEW') Fun Joerg |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Oversoul Date: 23 Sep 00 - 10:51 PM I can't thank you folks enough for all these titles! And by the way..."THE JOLLY BEGGAR" (listening to a version by Planxty as I type this) |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: DanMulligan Date: 24 Sep 00 - 12:49 AM "Music, sex, and cookies" not about getting caught in the act.....it is an homage to the three most important things in life. Dan |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Barbara Date: 24 Sep 00 - 01:24 AM Wyowoman, the tune is in Alan of Oz's pretty little red numbers and ABC in the next (or previous) post. If you don't have his conversion program, I can send a MIDI by email. I think I have yours, don't I? Blessings, Barbara |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: okthen Date: 24 Sep 00 - 11:02 AM The clock Winder has already been mentioned. I think the proper title is "THE GERMAN CLOCK WINDER". The first version I heard of this theme was "The German Musicianer" by Harry Cox. cheers bill |
Subject: RE: Humorous Sex Songs From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 24 Sep 00 - 12:06 PM I got permission to post the added verse to Johnny Go Easy. She drank too much porter and I could not court her She had one more pint and passed out on the floor With no wits about her she spewed it all out her I wish she were sober Like she was before. Back to chorus added verse by Mike Nicholsen and Zack Smith Slán, Rich |
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