Subject: Parody Folk Circle I From: Jack Date: 18 Aug 97 - 04:20 PM I'm going to make as suggestion for a new song circle. I would like to see a session of only parody, humourous, and risqué songs with a folk flavor. There are plenty of these in the DT, but I'm always interested in new ones. I especially encourage people to share funny songs that they have created themselves or have learned from local people. I'll start out with a parody of Northwest Passage called FAR EAST KITCHEN - Parodist Unknown (Chorus) Oh for food sublime I would dine at Far East Kitchen And See the Hand of Welcome Reaching from the Maitre D' Take the new Red Line past the coop and beat the traffic And feast at Far East Kitchen, that's for me Westward from the Davis Square 'tis there it's said to lie This tea house of the orient to which so many fly Seeking Peking duckling, leaving well gnawed broken bones And an oft-remembered cairn of leechee stones (Repeat Chorus) Through the night throughout the meal we feasted on the best Kimcee, moo goo gai pan, mapo tofu and the rest Steaming plates arrive before us, empty plates removed again This heartiest of eaters satiated in the end (Repeat Chorus) |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Earl Date: 18 Aug 97 - 04:42 PM A folk song from the Peoples Republic of Cambridge. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Bert Hansell Date: 18 Aug 97 - 04:58 PM Let's start with one of the masters. Here's Billy Connolly's page. http://www.sarsen.demon.co.uk/billy/bc-lyri.html TTFN, Bert. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal Date: 18 Aug 97 - 05:04 PM I hereby cast my vote for "Angus Hempstead," a marvelous parody of broken-token songs. It's in the DT database. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Bill D Date: 18 Aug 97 - 05:07 PM Ok...here is one that leaves me in stiches....
The Eensie-Weensie Spider tune: The Mary Ellen Carter
The eensie-weensie spider went up the water spout.
CHORUS Rise again, rise again!
This eensie-weensie metaphor's a lesson for us all- CHORUS
Perhaps you think this allegory goes a bit too far, hope I got all the line breaks in some reasonable place... |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal Date: 18 Aug 97 - 05:08 PM Parody of Comin through the rye (Probably from Allan Sherman)--
Don't be a stingy sandwich-maker Pile the cold cuts high Customers should see salami Coming through the rye. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: barbee Date: 18 Aug 97 - 06:13 PM I like that, Rechel. Cute and to the point. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alice Date: 18 Aug 97 - 08:27 PM This is another good one for the scout song thread. You are supposed to clap your hands at the asterisks (*).. SHE WADED IN THE WATER (tune, Battle Hymn of the Republic)
1.She waded in the water and she got her feet all wet,
chorus
2. She waded in the water and she got her ankles wet,
chorus
3. She waded in the water and she got her knees all wet...
4. She waded in the water and she got her thighs all wet
5.She waded in the water and she finally got it wet!...
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Andy Geliher Date: 19 Aug 97 - 06:19 AM Leaping in with The Hard Cheese of Old England (from the database). This parody is one of many written by Les Barker. His homepage is worth checking as the poems change regularly . Bill D, heh-heh-heh! AndyG |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alison Date: 19 Aug 97 - 06:45 AM Hi If you want some parodies of more recent songs, do a search for Weird Al Yankovich. He has done some classics...... Here however is one of my favourites.... (not by Weird Al...)
"Negligee" (parody of "Yesterday" by The Beatles)
Negligee,
I look stupid in this negligee
'Cause my butt sticks out this funny way --
Oh, why'd I buy this negligee?
Suddenly,
Why it doesn't fit I don't know, I couldn't say;
I did something wrong when I bought this negligee.
Negligee,
Hmm mm mm mm oo oo oooooo. Come on Alan of Oz how about some of your stuff?????? Slainte Alison |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Peter T. Date: 19 Aug 97 - 09:42 AM Dear Alice, love the bathing suit song, but being slightly challenged rhythmically I can't quite handle the asterisks. I have tried two or three versions of what you have set out -- none seem to fit. Is what you have put down right? Could you explain the asterisks a bit more clearly for those of us who are spasterisk? Is there a beat at the end of "yet", etc.? Yours, Peter P.S. There seem to be a lot of underwear songs in these threads recently. Does this have anything to do with the recent appearance of the boy scouts? (I note the underwear songs seem to be preponderately contributed by ladies). |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Ian Currie Date: 19 Aug 97 - 09:58 AM Probably the best parodists of English traditional folk music were the Kipper Family, now reduced to young Sid. Their extensive research into the bye-ways of folk songs revealed such gems as "Biker Bill and Walter Shaw" (jollier lads you never saw) and a whaling song starting: 'Twas in the year of sixty-four (or was it sixty-three?) We set sail from Solihull bound for Amerikee. The winds they were a-roaring. it was a fearful sight. It took us forty days, me lads, to reach the Isle of Wight. ... continuing in the same vein ... The captain's name was Gladys. He wore a dress of red, Which maybe was the reason he was not marry-ed. ...It was his pride and joy To take a turn around the deck with the handsome cabin boy. ...etc... I don't know whether any of Sid's songs are on the Net - anybody know?
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Earl Date: 19 Aug 97 - 10:08 AM That last one reminded me of a parody we used to sing of the theme from the movie "Sink the Bismark" (kid's parody's probably dererve their own thread) The year was 1942 or was it 43 We sailed with Captain Tunafish, the chicken of the sea We all are British sailors, we always shout hey hey But when the Bismark came along we sailed the other way |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alan of Australia Date: 19 Aug 97 - 10:12 AM OK here's a parody and one of my few political songs:
EARLY ONE MORNING
Early one morning a week before election day
So early on election day I hurried to the polling booth
All through that evening I sat and watched my TV set
For many months thereafter I waited for my luck to change
Remember the promises you made to me so truly
(C) Copyright 1990 by Alan Foster.
A generic political song. People who write political songs often experience the frustration at election time of seeing a large part of their repetoire rendered obsolete overnight. This song remains valid.
Cheers, |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Laoise, Belfast Date: 19 Aug 97 - 11:14 AM I heard a very humourous song one time, sung by an elderly lady who was drinking pints of Guinness in O'Lochlainn's pub, Ballyvaughn, Co Clare. The song was about a woman who was waiting for Mr Right to come along and she would look out the window of her house for him to pass by. The years went by and still this went on, but in the meantime she was getting pretty old. And then one day she couldn't stand it any longer. A postman came in and she tried to pounce on him while wearing just a pair of frilly knickers and in his efforts to escape he jumps out of a closed window. I would love to get the words, title and tune. Anyone know what I'm on about? Laoise. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Peter T. Date: 19 Aug 97 - 11:32 AM A brief attack on optimism from "Annie": "The sun'll break up tomorrow, Bet your bottom dollar, there'll be sorrow: Tomorrow, tomorrow!!
and from "The King and I": "Whenever I feel afraid, I press the seat eject, so my creditors won't suspect I've been paid.
Make believe you're dead and the trick will take you far Elvis makes more dead Than when he was a star (whistle) When considering suicide I strike a careless pose And give myself a dose of Cyanide.
(whistle) While shivering with the blues Down with the derelicts I whistle a bright refrain And everyone smashes sticks On my brain! (whistle, and so on) |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Whip Date: 19 Aug 97 - 12:07 PM On top of old Smoky All covered with snow, I lost my jet pilot From Flying too low He put on an air show, On top of old Smoky I know, I know, it doesn't rhyme... Gotta keep it clean for the kiddies. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal@earthlink.net Date: 19 Aug 97 - 12:08 PM As long as we're on the subject on underwear.... "Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" (Winter Wonderland) is the database.
I love love love the negligee song!
Here's one sung to the tune of Brazil (which was Les Paul? Chet Atkins? Someone else entirely?)
Brassières! Sold on the second floor at Sears! They mold your boobies into spears! Brassières!
(That's all I know.)
I also have a CD with a silly song on it called "From the Indies to the Andes in his Undies." Anyone familiar with it?
Another silly favorite of mine is "Dead Dog Scrumpy", or maybe it's called Scrumpy Cider. In any case, it's in the database. And it doesn't mention underwear even once.
And here's one sung to the tune of the Toreador song from Bizet's Carmen:
Toreador-a! Don't spit on the floor-a Use the cuspidor-a! Whaddaya tink it's for-a?
Would someone please tell me how to do line breaks? That would be so nice.... |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Date: 19 Aug 97 - 06:02 PM Hi Recha
Just type Lasagna Weird Al Yankovic [La Bamba/trad.] La-la-la-la-lasagna. You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico, Or a-maybe spaghetti! Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go? Mama mia bambino! Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you? 'Samatta you, 'samatta you?
You should-a taste my lasagna
La-lasagna!
Would you like some-a zucchini?
Ay, you-a pass the lasagna!
La-lasagna! Slainte Alison |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: alison Date: 19 Aug 97 - 06:05 PM Hi It's me again. This time I'm issuing a challenge, anyone out there got a parody of "The Macarena", I keep getting asked to sing it at bush dances and would love a different version. Help me please........... Slainte Alison |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Barry Finn Date: 19 Aug 97 - 06:46 PM When I was a young man, I played a guitar And lived the free life of a rover From Brisbane's Green River to each dusty folk bar I waltzed my ol' Martin all over And in each club I played at the people said son We do like your singing but when I was done They leaped on the stage saying I sing you on And this was the song that they sung And the band played Waltzing Matilda And the audience soon forgot me Amid all the cheers, flag waving & tears I went to the loo for a pee How well I remember that terrible day When my blood boiled hotter that water For up to that time I'd been well on my way To winning the publican's daughter Johnny Turk he was there & he sung his song well I rained him with insults & truth is to tell I wished Eric Bogle had gone strait to hell And never had come to Australia And the band played Waltzing Matilda Was such a well-loved refrain That when Johnny Turk had finished the jerk Went & sang it all over again So now every April I sit on my porch And I watch my past life go before me And I wished I had written that rambling old song That brought Eric Bogle such glory And the songs that I write I don't sings 'em no more They're tiring old songs from a tiring old bore And the young people ask what did he write them for And I ask myself the same question And the band played Waltzing Matilda And the singers all respond to the call But as year follows year, my hopes disappear That no one will sing it no more. I don't remember who penned this gem but Eric said he's a close friend of his. "Killing Me Softly with Kung Fu" is another oldie but can't remember it. Barry |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alan of Oz Date: 19 Aug 97 - 07:08 PM What Alison meant is you type <BR> at the end of each line i.e. this<BR> and this To save typing <BR> at the end of each line, mark the <BR> and press ctrl-C (copy) then at the end of each line press ctrl-V (paste). This should work on most computer/browser setups. Cheers, |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alice Date: 19 Aug 97 - 08:44 PM Peter T. re: the wade in the water song, just sing it through and clap your hands once on each beat, then you should be able to hear where the claps are on each * when you don't sing a word. Alice |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Wolfgang Hell Date: 20 Aug 97 - 04:31 AM I remember a few verses of a parody to the tune of Glory Hallelujah, I picked up years ago in N-Ireland: We make Ian Paisley join the IRA (3x), when the world revolution comes along. Glory, glory, hall...(etc.) Sir Winston Churchill has a pimple on his nose... We send Fidel Castro to the silvershine in Moon... We make Mr. Krushtshev chieftain of the Vatican... Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Wolfgang Date: 20 Aug 97 - 05:30 AM Hamish Imlach has made a record titled "Murdered Ballads" only consisting of songs qualifying for this thread. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Andy Geliher Date: 20 Aug 97 - 05:36 AM And another parody from Les Barker
Everything Glows
Words:Les Barker Like most of his parodies, it's UK orientated, but if any non-Brits want an explaination of references mail me at operag@bridge.anglia.ac.uk AndyG And if anyones got the words to his "Three Bears" parody |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alice Date: 20 Aug 97 - 11:31 AM Around the second grade, my son came home from school with several parodies of the "Barney" the Dinosaur song. He was horrified. The youngsters, who had previously loved Barney, discovered that it was fashionable to hate Barney, and invented many lyrics about his demise. I'm sure you've heard some of these..."I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree..." Typical gruesome childhood inventions. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Laoise, Belfast Date: 20 Aug 97 - 11:48 AM I love the lasagne song - it made me hunger for a big bowl of pasta. Everything Glows is cool too - my Dad would love it! Has anyone got any alternative lyrics to "Green Fields of France". I heard about four different parodies of this song before I heard the original. I guess its because the original is renowned for going on and on and on and... Slan Laoise
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Jack Date: 20 Aug 97 - 01:24 PM I love Everything Glows I'm ROTFL There is a local humorist/folksinger in the Cleveland area named Tim Wallace. He writes the most hysterical songs. Not parodies in the classical sense, just roll on the floor funny. And he makes no apologies or attempts to be inoffensive or politically correct. Here are two of his: THE SIX O'CLOCK NEWS (sung to the tune of the Calliope Song) Lyrics Copyright, Tim Wallace Another body was found this morning Strikers given another warning Prices are up, employment is down Another hundred thousand people march against abortion The sex offender who was apprehended Is back on the street with his fine suspended Today's winning lottery number is seven-seven-oh! A trucker hauling acid fell asleep at the wheel Spilling ten thousand gallons on an automobile Which swerved into the path of an oncoming bus Killing all fifty persons on board! That awful jolt that you felt today Was yet another fault line giving away It seems there was just a minor malfunction Ooops there goes another nuclear reactor Foreign affairs in great disorder Tanks lining up on every border The five-day forecast indicates some hurricanes and a flood The football players are claiming that they're underpaid And so this evening's game will not be played Of human interest, there was little or none And that's the Six O'clock news! Tim says he got the idea for this while trying to watch the news at a friend's apartment while a calliope played outside the window (the town was having some kind of festival honoring a local fruit, strawberries I think). Tim say's that the circus sound of the calliope seemed frighteningly apropos to the news report. The next song is risqué, and in the tradition of Robert W. Service. THE COWBOY SONG Copyright Tim Wallace (Cowboy sings) I was ridin' along on the prairie when one day I happened upon Some boys riding herd into Denver, and the Trail Boss hired me on They all seemed like regular fella's, we laughed and we joked and we swore Then I noticed a mare with no rider, and I asked the boss "What that for?" (Boss Replies in deep voice) Well it's a lonely life on the prairie, when the women are so far away And old Buttercup sure comes in handy, whenever we need a good lay-dee-odle-ay (Cowboy) Well me, I'm an old fashioned cowboy, but I never learned that one in school Here I was stuck on the prairie with a whole bunch of horsef---ing fools But as time went on I got lonesome, and nature was taking its course It wasn't too long till I found out that I was in love with a wonderful horse I lead her away from the campfire, just me and my sweet Buttercup I stood on top of an old barrel cactus and proceeded to hitch myself up The trail boss heard the commotion, and found me a-humping away He stood there and laughed his fool head off, and this is what he had to say (Boss) Well a man's gotta do what he has to, and son I ain't putting you down But when me an the fellas start feeling that way, we usually just ride her to town |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal@earthlink.net Date: 20 Aug 97 - 03:30 PM There was this guy in Norfolk Virginia (where I used to live) named Ken Hicks who either wrote or performed some very wacky songs. I'm pretty sure he wrote this one, but I can only remember the chorus:
Some folks love hamhocks
Some folks love pork chops
Some folks love veeeeeegetable soup
But Roland the Roadie, he loves Gertrude the Groupie And Gertrude the Groupie loves those groups.
He also covered The Great Strip Poker Massacre by Mike Cross, which is a wonderful song.
Thanks for the tips on linebreaks -- hope it works.
Anyone for a chorus of "God Rest Ye Jerry Mendelbaum"? |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Bill D Date: 20 Aug 97 - 08:17 PM *grin*... heard that "Cowboy Song" 20 years ago in the form of a joke about a camel in Arabia...but it's always interesting when someone has enough talent to translate it to song form... |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Wolfgang Date: 21 Aug 97 - 04:47 AM two alternative lyrics to No Man's Land can be found in the DT: Bogled and No Moggy's Land Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Whip Date: 21 Aug 97 - 10:36 AM Bill D. Proving once again there are no new jokes. I heard the camel story from my brother who brought it back in World War II. Jack |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Mike Date: 21 Aug 97 - 12:36 PM Wolfgang: It has been a long time since I have seen or even heard that name - Hamish Imlach.. I remember seeing him in Glasgow sometime around 1968 or so. I would be interested in hearing what songs he has on the album you mentioned. Is he still in the land of the living? I thought he dies a number of years back regards Mike D |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alan of Oz Date: 22 Aug 97 - 02:01 AM G'day, Here's a story about a young man meeting his real father for the first time: A parody on the
CITY OF NEW ORLEANS by Alan Foster
I've travelled from the City of New Orleans
Good mornin' Mr Business Man how are you?
Night time in the City of New Orleans Cheers, |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe Offer Date: 22 Aug 97 - 03:33 AM Mike D, I just picked up a CD Hamish Imlach did in 1995 with Muriel Graves & Kate Kramer. It's called "More & Merrier," the label is Lochshore, number CDLDL 1238. Songs are Castlereagh, Mary Alice Jones, I Like Beer, She Moved Through the Fair, Shit I've Forgotten the words (a real classic), Mary Anne, Hills of Lorne (instrumental), Pub with no Beer, Amazing Grace, Willowy Gardens, Aunt Clara, Jock of Bredeslie, If You Go Away, and If It Wasnae for the Unions. It's a good collection of songs. Some funny, some not. I'd heard him mentioned here, and I thought I'd rescue him from the bargain rack and give him a listen. I't a good album. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Wolfgang Date: 22 Aug 97 - 04:50 AM Mike, according to one obituary site on the web, Hamish Imlach died Jan 1st, 1996, at the age of 55. Look here early next week for the tracklist of Murdered Ballads. Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal@earthlink.net Date: 22 Aug 97 - 11:17 AM Joe-O: Oh please oh please would you post "Shit I've Forgotten The Words"? |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Whippoorwill Date: 22 Aug 97 - 11:29 AM Here's one we used to do in college. I don't know if it's the custom elsewhere, but in America, giving a girl your fraternity pin was serious business. "Being pinned" was a step above going steady, but not quite engaged. It's sung to the tune of "Don't Fence Me In." Oh, when we're drinkin' and you're thinkin' that I'm thinkin' of romance, Just take my love, take my flowers, while we while away the hours, Just take my grey Chevrolet with the windshield wipers,
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal@earthlink.net Date: 22 Aug 97 - 04:40 PM This is too much. Less than a week after I posted the lyrics to the liverwurst song, I come across a parody of it. Must be from the Department of Redundancy Department.
Software Shoppin'
When you go software shopping in the mall, Don't buy Win95 Don't buy Win95 Don't buy Win95
I repeat what I just said before Don't buy Win95 Don't buy Win95
Oh buy a Macintosh if you MUST OS/2 Warp you can trust And DOS puts you in orbit A-OK
But that big hunk of code was first Supposed to be released June first But was pushed back to August 23rd So when you go software shopping in the mall
Don't buy Win95 Don't buy Win95 Don't buy Win95
It'll make your hard drives awful small
Don't buy Win95 Don't buy Win95
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal@earthlink.net Date: 22 Aug 97 - 05:15 PM I swear I won't post to this thread again today. But I just found a Dr. Demento Web site with TONS of lyrics to Tom Lehrer songs, Allan Sherman, and even the song about what it is that Scotsmen don't wear beneath their kilts.
Here you go: http://copper.ucs.indiana.edu/~jbmorris/
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal Date: 22 Aug 97 - 05:18 PM Dr. Demento Web Site
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Peter T. Date: 22 Aug 97 - 06:12 PM Rechal, it was worth the effort. A thousand thanks. I have been looking for an Allan Sherman/Tom Lehrer, etc. site for quite a while, and whenever Dr. Demento turned up on the search engines, I thought it was some nonsense, and never checked. And voila. Yours, Peter |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Peter T. Date: 22 Aug 97 - 06:26 PM Just a title, but it gives you some idea of what is on the site! "Libyan on a Jet Plane" by Pinkard and Bowden. Yours, Peter |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Moira Cameron Date: 24 Aug 97 - 02:39 AM Barry Finn (several messages above mine) quoted the parody, "And the Band played'And the Band Played Waltzin' Matilda'". My father used to sing some of this guys parodies and humourous songs; I've been searching for the author's name for years. If anyone recognizes him, please let me know. He also wrote "Throw Away your razor, lad, and grow yourself a beard" (Which my beard sporting father loved to sing), as well as a must for all musicians who have ever experienced the performance from hell--the song's goes like this: CHORUS: You're a bloody rotten audience, whilst I am very good. If brains were made of oak and ash, then you'd have balsa wood. I'm ethnic and authentic, and I'm really full of class. You're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're Philistines en masse. Another good place to look for parodies is from the pen of Ian Robb. His e-mail is ianrobb@magi.com No one seems to have mentioned "The Folk Musician" (Tune: "The Boxer") I believe it was written by Fred Wedlock. I am a folk musician and my songs are seldom sold For I massacre folk music with three feet of Spanish chipboard and a capo. I do requests--but just those with only two chords; I disregard the rest, But with Dylan's luck, some day I'll be the best. Seeking free beer and expenses, I come looking for a gig, but I get no offers; Just a come on from a groupy here in (INSERT NAME). I do declare! I've had trouble with my sex life since I fell and broke my wrist. Hey, my other songs are just as good as this. Lye lye lye...etc. I left my home with a repertoire of my all-time favourite songs And a music stand with a neon sign that says "Let's sing along, I'm doing favourites!" Bending low--playing Weaver hits for quarters to a reggae dance tempo, Looking for the chords I guess I'll never know. Lye lye lye...etc. And when I sing traditional, I stick my finger in my ear Because half the songs I sing, I just can't stand to hear--but I'm an artist. Bar after bar, to the rhythm of a Chrysler-one-string-out-of-tune-guitar, Lye, lye, lye, lye lye lye lye. Lye lye lye...etc. In (INSERT PLACE NAME), I clean forgot the forty second verse, So I sang the twenty seventh TWICE AS LOUD and in reverse--and no one noticed! I stood and bowed. I took a long look at my wrist watch; took a survey of the crowd-- Thank God! They never listen! But they still say it's too loud. Lye lye lye...etc. I stand here on the stage--a folkie by my trade, And I carry the reminders of ever gig I've played Like last thursday at the Legion when I fled in mortal fear With the imprint of a Guinness bottle stamped upon my ear And a crowd that yelled "DON'T PLAY THAT STUFF ROUND HERE!" Lye lye lye...etc. have fun! Moira |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Bill D Date: 24 Aug 97 - 11:13 AM Why have I neglected so long to mention my good friend David Diamond, an expatriot Englishman who has been singing songs and writing parodies for our pleasure for about 20 years now. If you want a rousing batch of parodies,(mostly to familar tunes) just do a search on [David Diamond] in the database!!Several of them are in the genius catagory. (Ok Dave, I did it, send the six-pack) *just kidding* |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Barry Finn Date: 24 Aug 97 - 11:27 AM Moira, That came to me by way of Jan Green, from Rick Avery, I think written by Tony Rose. But I'm dealing with an fragmented memory. Barry |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal@earthlink.net Date: 24 Aug 97 - 01:04 PM You're welcome, Peter T. "Libyan on a Jet Plane" caught my eye as well. Moira— "The Folk Musician" is a rare piece of genius. Thank you! |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alice Date: 24 Aug 97 - 03:13 PM Moira... loved "The Folk Musician". Alice |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: alison Date: 25 Aug 97 - 12:48 AM Hi There are a couple of different versions of "the folkie" in the database, or search the thread from a few months back. Slainte Alison |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Aug 97 - 03:06 AM I owe you for the Four Questions, Rechal. Here's the song your requested: SHIT I'VE FORGOTTEN THE WORDS, songwriter unknown, recorded in 1995 by Hamish Imlach on "More and Merrier." My heart is pounding within my breast I know the first line, forgot all the rest A memory like mine is a hell of a pest Shit I've forgotten the words. CHORUS On a packet of fags I'd written them down 2. The last time I sang them they went down a treat Dogs were a-howling out on the street And I spilt my beer all over my feet 'Cos shit I've forgotten the words. CHORUS 3. Sometimes they come back line by line as I sing Tonight I can't seem to remember a thing Ian McCalman will know I'll give him a ring Oh, shit' I've forgotten his number CHORUS 4. So, come all you singers and practice your verse If you do not you surely will curse But I remembered the tune so it could have been worse CHORUS Oh, and the CD booklet graciously gives a translation for "fags" and explains it means "cigarettes." -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Date: 25 Aug 97 - 03:12 AM Shit, I forgot the last line
4. So, come all you singers and practice your verse CHORUS -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Wolfgang Date: 25 Aug 97 - 05:30 AM The tracklist of "Murdered Ballads" (Hamish Imlach)
Cornflakes, sugar, teardrops |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alan of Australia Date: 25 Aug 97 - 10:32 AM Click here for another parody Cheers, |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Jack Date: 25 Aug 97 - 04:39 PM Here's one of my own PRESSURE IS DOUBLE (sung to DARK AS A DUNGEON by Merle Travis) Lyrics Copyrighted - John A. Jesberger Come all you young women, so fair and so fine And seek not your fortune in the clerical line It will darken your soul, it will soften your mind It's a lifetime of boredom in the clerical line (Chorus) Where the pressure is double, the raises are few And whenever there's trouble, the blame falls on you Where the flourescents hum, and the laserjets whine It's a lifetime of boredom in the clerical line. There is no greater headache for any to find Than to work for a boss that can't make up their mind You will pound out the redrafts and reset the forms And wish that the moron would leave you alone (Chorus) You will stand all the pressure as long as you're able But eventually you will become unstable It's a mind-numbing hell, full of sorrow and strife Where the fumes of the White-Out can blind you for life Alternate last two lines You'll get asked to get coffee one too many times Then you'll strangle your boss with the packaging twine (chorus) Best Regards Jack |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Jack Date: 25 Aug 97 - 04:51 PM BTW Someone mentioned parodies of The Wedding Song (There is love) way back during the "folk songs to ditch" thread. I particularly detest this song (just a personal opinion), and would appreciate the lyrics to a good spoof of it. Thanks Jack |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Catfeet Date: 26 Aug 97 - 02:21 PM Here's my two cents, and btw, a song from the deep, dark, dank, depths of my heart. We always sang it in the worst possible accent to people we KNEW were from NJ, so sorry Dick & Susan, but here goes it any way. It's sung to the tune of The Rolling Hills of New Jersey and is called The Rolling Mills of New Jersey. Chorus: When I die bury me low,/ Where I can hear da petroleum flow/ Da sweetest sound I ever did know,/ Da rolling mills of New Jersey/ In Hoboken, dere is a Bar/ Where da bums come from near and far/ Dey come by truck, dey come by car/ De lousy bums of New Jersey/ Chorus Down in Trenton dere will be/ Trash as far as the eye can see/ Enough for you, enough for me/ Da garbage pails of New Jersey/ Chorus When first I started to roam/ I traveled far away from Bayonne/ Den I sat down and wrote dis poem/ I wrote an ode to New Jersey/ |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Bert Date: 26 Aug 97 - 04:13 PM Ok, let me toot my own horn a bit here. Silicone Cindy |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: catwoman Date: 26 Aug 97 - 04:40 PM Here's part of another Barney song I love you. You love me. Barney gave me HIV. With a hug and a kiss and a little bit more, I got AIDS from a dinosaur. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Barry Finn Date: 26 Aug 97 - 07:23 PM Catfeet, That's "Rolling Hills of the Boarder", great song, forgot about then great parody. Barry |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Catfeet Date: 26 Aug 97 - 08:47 PM Thanks Barry, I got it in the most folkie way possible, by word of mouth, so it well could have been mangled in the transmission. Catfeet |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Barry Finn Date: 26 Aug 97 - 09:02 PM Catfeet, check it out in the DT under "The Rolling Hills Of The Border", another gem from Matt McGinn. Barry |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Whippoorwill Date: 28 Aug 97 - 11:39 AM Here's one we used to do on a Toby show. It's to the tune of "Till We Meet Again," complete with verse. Our old hen hatched out some little ducks; Madam, you've been deceiving me.
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alice Date: 29 Aug 97 - 01:50 AM Reminds me of the Irish song "Rockin' the Cradle"... the man left at home while his wife goes out to the dance, and he sings that he's rockin' the cradle, but the baby's not his own. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alice Date: 29 Aug 97 - 01:51 AM Sorry... the above post isn't really about a parody. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Aug 97 - 03:21 AM Well, maybe the song isn't a parody, Alice, but it sounds interesting. don't get inhibited. We're friendly here - mostly.... Better yet, post the lyrics in a new thread, and we all will be very pleased with you. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alan of Australia Date: 29 Aug 97 - 03:51 AM Alice, The Aussie version of "Rockin' the Cradle" is called "The Wee One" & is about a young man from the town of Kiandra (NSW). Search the DT database for the misspelt Ciandra. Until recently I thought it was an original Aussie song, but then a lot of our songs have Irish origins. Cheers, |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Shula Date: 02 Sep 97 - 03:04 AM Okee-dokee, fellow thrill-seekers, new quest. (Hope this is the right thread for it.) The chorus of this gleefully puerile ditty is all I know. I checked the database, and several folk and country sites before posting here. Tried title variants, as well. Since I remember the brief flurry of popularity the song enjoyed some time back, on mainstream radio, I hope someone can direct me to a source of the complete lyrics. (Chorus:) Does yer chew'n' gum lose is flavour on the bedpost overnight? If yer mother says don't chew it, do ya swallow it in spite? Can you catch it on yer tonsils, 'n' heave it left 'n'right? Does yer chew'n' gum lose is flavour on the bedpost overnight? More? (The edification of some Small Persons of the Scouting Persuasion is involved, so if this posting comes up empty, maybe I'll try it on the scout songs thread.) Thanks for the bother! Shula |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe Offer Date: 02 Sep 97 - 03:16 AM Now, Shula, far be it from ME to be a smart aleck, but did it occur to you to search for your song in the Digital Tradition? Well, you probably wouldn't find it without a hint: search under "spearmint." The song was written Way Back When by Billy Rose, but somebody changed "spearmint" to "chewing gum" in the song when it was recorded in the 1960's. Two questions for anybody: 1. Who made a hit of this song in the 1960's? The database says the Irish Rovers recorded it, but I'm sure theirs wasn't the hit recording. 2. Wasn't billy rose married to somebody famous? Who was she? 3. For that matter, can somebody post the lyrics as we heard them in the 60's? -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Barry Date: 02 Sep 97 - 11:41 AM Probaly Lonnie D. but I'd check a rock & roll site for this type of question. Barry |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Bert Date: 02 Sep 97 - 11:41 AM Lonnie Donnegan had a hit with "chewing gum" in England. I think it was in the late Fifties. Bert. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Shula Date: 02 Sep 97 - 11:50 AM Dear Joe Offer, Much obliged, and, mais d'accord, humbled, yet again. After my recent failures of scholarship, pretty much expected there'd be some version, encoded and enshrined in the Great & Wonderful D.T. Database. But then, why have such a formidable truncheon if you can't beat ignoramuses like me about the head with it?! You Oxford & Cambridge folkies get some "esoteric-er-than-thou" jollies, and we benighted peasants get to sing some truly cool stuff --seems a right sort of bargain to me. So, if nobody much minds, I'll just keep the dunce stool, unless I'm really feelin' ragged, in which case, I'll forward my muddle-headed queries through my friend, Mme. A. Mous, ("Nony", when at home). Oh yes, and while we're on about this hallowed example of papyric-phonic folk-art,: derivative though they be, I'd fancy the later lyrics m'self, if someone's got 'em just lyin' about. Thanks again, and my scouting friends salute you. Shula P. S. Mr. Rose was the second husband of the famous vaudeville comedienne, Fanny Brice (real surname, Borach)...A musical version of this relationship was widely popularised by Barbra Streisand in the film, "Funny Lady", sequel to "Funny Girl." James Caan, you may recall, provided the rather romanticised Hollywood version of Rose. Nice of you to give me a chance to redeem myself a bit! |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Martin Ryan Date: 02 Sep 97 - 12:02 PM Have you seen the parody of "Green Fields of France" in the DT? A great favourite of mine Regards |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Earl Date: 02 Sep 97 - 12:11 PM "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?" was recorded in the early 60's by Lonnie Donnegan. Think it was his only American hit. At the time, my mother rememberd it as "spearmint." I think Donnegan changed it. Here's the song as I remember it (relying on the database version where memory fails)
Oh me, oh my, oh you; Whatever shall I do?
CHORUS: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost over night?
Here comes the blushing bride; the groom is by herside chorus
The nation rose as one, and sent its fav'rite son chorus |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Bert Date: 02 Sep 97 - 12:21 PM Great Earl, I'd forgotten that "tin whistle" line. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Shula Date: 02 Sep 97 - 12:53 PM Thank you kindly, Earl. The small scouts should be more than satisfied. Shula |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe Offer Date: 03 Sep 97 - 02:48 AM I wasn't trying to put you down, Shula. I got caught on the very same song a while back, because I was looking under "chewing." Here's an interesting URL that's very applicable to this thread: http://copper.ucs.indiana.edu/~jbmorris/ It's the Dr. Demento lyrics site. What's there is good, but many gems are missing. I checked the UW Parkside lyrics database and the International Lyrics Server, and what I came up with was an copy of the Digital Tradition transcription of the "spearmint" version of the song. I think Lonnie Donnegan changed more of the song than just adding the tin whistle line. Anybody know anything more about Lonnie's version? And I certainly wouldn't refer to Lonnie Donnegan as rock 'n roll. Perhaps one would refer to him in Peter, Paul and Mary's words as a "nasty, unscrupulous modifier of folk songs." Of course, one could refer to PP&M that way, too....Harumpf. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alan of Australia Date: 03 Sep 97 - 04:47 AM As I remember it Lonnie Donnegan's style was known as skiffle and had a profound influence on later British groups such as the Beatles. A couple of lines in the chewy song I remember differently:- Up to the altar, just as steady as Gibraltar Up to the President; to voice their discontent Upon the burning question what 'as swept this continent. Cheers,
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Bert Date: 03 Sep 97 - 08:34 AM "nasty, unscrupulous modifier of folk songs." Hrrmph! a lovely phrase but not strictly fair. Actually what Lonnie Donnegan did (aside from making a lot of money) was to introduce a whole generation of Brits to the joys of American Folk Music. Which is more than you can say for P P & M, or the Lesser Lomax for that matter. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Earl Date: 03 Sep 97 - 09:17 AM Alan of A had the line I couldn't remember. Since this is not really a folk song, and Lonnie Donnegan didn't change it all that much, I think he should be praised for pulling it out of the scrap heap and saving it for us. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alan of Australia Date: 03 Sep 97 - 09:20 AM Whoops, a <BR> turned into a <B>. This should fix it.
Cheers, |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: rechal Date: 03 Sep 97 - 02:28 PM In One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, the book by Ken Kesey, the guy that Jack Nicholson played in the film version sings this song to the Indian. I seem to remember the chorus going like this:
Does your spearmint lose its flavor
On the bedpost overnight?
If you leave it there 'til morning
Will it be too hard to bite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right?
Does your spearmint lose its flavor
On the bedpost overnight?
The version I remember hearing on the Dr. Demento show referred to chewing gum, and had a few "call-back" verses after the final chorus:
(Chorus)
A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime
I'd sing another chorus but I 'aven't got the time!
That's the only one I remember. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Earl Date: 03 Sep 97 - 05:18 PM The other one was somthing like:
I love you and I need you and I want to hold you tight |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe Offer Date: 04 Sep 97 - 03:08 AM THATwas the line I was trying to remember, Earl! As I recall, you sing the chorus at the end, up to "on the bed-post o-ver-..." and then go into "a dollar is a dollar, etc." then you go back to "on the bed-post o-ver-..." and do "I love you and I need you, etc." And then you come to a big finish. I did it in our church choir concert a few years back. Big hit. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Shula Date: 04 Sep 97 - 04:23 AM Lordy, y'all. Ain't we done chaw'd all te joos outten this 'ere wad'git! Un t' thank I'uz te one wat stot id awl! Have jus' uh iddy-biddy leddle ol' themble uh MERcy, fer te lan' SAKE! Git on off witcha! Bye,now Shula |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe Offer Date: 04 Sep 97 - 04:41 AM Take the gum out of your mouth when you're talking, willya, Shula? I can't quite understand you..... -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Alan of Australia Date: 04 Sep 97 - 05:23 AM Joe, If you have trouble with Shula's accent what about a poor old Aussie? I hope you remembered the words in your church choir concert!
Cheers, |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Shula Date: 04 Sep 97 - 05:58 AM Well, tarnation, fellers! A pore ol' gal jes' cain't hav'a lick'a fun no-how! Happy trails, Shula |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Shula Date: 04 Sep 97 - 08:12 PM Would like directions to any lyrics from "Forbidden Hollywood" or "Forbidden Broadway," by Gerard Allessandrini. Know these aren't "folk," but they are parodies. If this query doesn't belong in this forum, but someone knows where to find said lyrics, please send info. to my personal page. Thanks ever so, Shula |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE DRUNK DRIVER (parody of 'Wild Rover') From: Martin Ryan Date: 05 Sep 97 - 06:48 AM The Gardai/Guards are the Irish Police. One of their number just send me this version of "The Wild Rover": (Hope the formatting works!): THE DRUNK DRIVER
I've been a drunk driver for many's the year. Chorus...
There once was a time, boys, when life was so good Chorus...
One night I was going away home from here Chorus...
They stopped me and asked me a question or two, Chorus...
Well, I looked at the bag. Sure 'twas like a balloon. Chorus...
We went off to the station, a blood sample to get. Chorus
They threw me inside of a cell for the night,
CHORUS: And it's no nay never, no nay never no more
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Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: DrWord Date: 05 Sep 97 - 02:43 PM Lonnie's one other hit (here in Canada) besides "Chewing Gum" was "My Old Man's a Dustman" with several Cockney expressions. :) Dennis |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: GerryM Date: 02 Sep 20 - 05:04 AM Way upthread, at 19 Aug 97 - 06:46 PM, Barry Finn posted a parody of And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda, but couldn't remember who wrote the parody. It was Tony Miles, who also wrote Bloody Rotten Audience, which Eric Bogle recorded. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe_F Date: 02 Sep 20 - 06:47 PM I first heard "Does Your Chewing-Gum Lose Its Flavo[u]r" sung lustily by a whole train car full of Girl Guides in Britain in 1959. |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: Joe Offer Date: 14 Jun 21 - 06:57 PM Elizabeth Block pointed out the YouTube channel of Shirley Serban, which has some delicious parodies: |
Subject: RE: Parody Folk Circle I From: John C. Bunnell Date: 14 Jun 21 - 08:18 PM As long as this thread has come back to life, it may be a good moment to resurrect one or two sets of lyrics from my personal files (one of these years I will arm-wrestle my Web site into sufficient shape to put the whole archive up again, but today is not that day). So. The following was written in 2008, under pretty much the exact circumstances described in the opening verse. THE ELLIPSE words: John C. Bunnell © 2008 music: Flanders & Swann (“The Gnu Song”) A week ago last Friday I was surfing on the Net, Browsing Craigslist, RSS, and sundry blogs, When a journal crossed my radar filled with writings rather odd Praising zombies, selkies, plagues, and mutant frogs. Now it happened on that morning grammar was the thing discussed; In specific, punctuation was the theme. There was talk of semicolons and of commas brought to life, And I read, and had a most peculiar dream: I'm an ellipse, I'm an ellipse; I elide and I emote with silent lips; I'm an ellipse; I work for tips; watch me subtly and slowly sway my hips; I'm an ellipse; that's three small pips (or sometimes four when someone's running out of quips); I'm that soft and pregnant pause betwixt the yawning and the jaws . . . I'm enormous, I'm eternal, I'm an ellipse! Rather later, I had thought I'd quite recovered from the shock That I'd had when that ellipse burst into song, So I called up someone's manuscript to read and then critique For the literary group where I belong. I was halfway through the chapter, marking busily away, Making comments, striking commas, and the like, When my eyes began to water, and the screen began to blur, And a voice inside my head took up the mike . . . I'm an ellipse, another ellipse, and I'm not easy to evict or to eclipse; I'm an ellipse, and nothing slips between a breath and its release like . . . an ellipse; I'm an ellipse, just three small pips, and I'm entrenched in movie quotes and comic strips; For I have style and panache, and far more uses than the dash . . . I am evocative, essential, I'm an ellipse! I am evocative, essential, I'm an ellipse! I am evocative, essential, I'm an ellipse! |
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