Complete BS: Star Wars Names

Subject: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 05:52 PM

If you love Star Wars, here's how you can find out your Star Wars Name:

The first name: Take the first 3 letters of your actual first name, and add the first 2 letters of your mother's actual first name.

The last name: Take the first 2 letters of your actual last name, and add the first 2 letters of the city (or place) where you were born.

I should be Chaja Hato, but I cheated, because I wanted to include my middle names, and I used my legal last name because (for once!) it sounded better. So my Star Wars Name is Chaja Rade Br'Voto.

So, Mudcatters, what's your name?

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: campfire
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 05:57 PM

since that would make me Dawma Wimi, I don't think I'm gonna play this one. How did you come up with this formula, anyhow? And what's the forlula for including middle names, and previous last names?

campfire

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 05:58 PM

That would make me Matco Rial. See what happened when we tried this last time here

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:03 PM

Patma Pade?

Spaw

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:04 PM

Alear Rita. This is silly, but harmless. Play on.

Alex
O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: sophocleese
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:08 PM

Gee last formula I was Cooth Reham, this time I'm Thoma Coham, make it Soma Cohen and I'll sing you lullabies in the fog.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:22 PM

Wilja Anmi? That's a girls name! Waahhh!

---Wilja Anmi

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:28 PM

Oops, that would be Matca Rial.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:38 PM

Hey Lepus...that IS sad.................Let's call you Mifayz Izmyaz. Whaddaya' think?

Spaw (Sorry Lep, I'm having such a good time with that though..........)

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: campfire
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:42 PM

Hmmm - I checked the "old" formula on Matt's link and became Wicda Gomil. If I use my nickname here, I must be a witch - Wicca Gomil. I think I liked it better when I was Pixie Greentree the pornstar.

campfire

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:50 PM

My mother sent this formula to me a year ago from the newsgroup for Creatures. I found it among my old emails when I was clearing things out. (Creatures is a silly computer game. It's lot of fun, just silly. Sort of like this thread.)

Thanks for the link, Matca. I did a perfunctory search but missed it.

For middle names go back a maternal generation each time: first middle name, use the first 2 letters of your first middle name plus the first 2 letters of your maternal grandmother's first name... and so on. (I played around with mine quite a bit.)

If you don't like what the formula comes up with, just make it up!

Patma Pade sounds interesting... LOL! What about Spama Pade? We all know you as Spaw anyway! (Spah-mah Pah-day, all syllables short and percussive.)

Campfire - do you know what street you were born on? Would that change it to something workable? (I'm thinking "Dawma Witi" or something like that.) I wrote that and then saw your second post. Funny, that still ends up with a 'witch' association. Hmmm.

Lepus - I would advise you to completely make something up. That was awful!

And may the Force be with you all.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Hotspur
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:17 PM

Rebed Leal? Well, it's sorta OK I guess...not nearly as snappy as Chaja Hato though

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:26 PM

Rebed, are you by any chance from the Land o' the Leal?

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Hotspur
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:31 PM

No, I'm from the Land o' New York.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:48 PM

Spaw, the SAD thing is, it took me a minute to get what you meant, heh.

My new made-up StarWars name is... Dick van Patten.

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:52 PM

Very humanoid, Dick!

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: MMario
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 09:22 PM

Leoma Powa? I think NOT! Benma Besk is not much better. Nor is Owama Crsa.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: rangeroger
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 11:54 PM

Rogir Busa?

Too close to my real name.

rr

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 12:01 AM

This would make me Ricba Rapi and so I think I'll not be spending much time in this particular galaxy far far away!

Rich

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 12:14 AM

I just realised that my sister is Sarja Anun. That name rocks. It's not fair. I knew my parents loved her best!

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 12:18 AM

MY sisters would be Chrca Riph & Kimca Rioc.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 12:31 AM

Ernet Jolo,outlaw, misfit, and soldier of fortune from the Gondian Astral Belt,at your service.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Thyme2dream
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 02:17 AM

Karsh Voto... hmmm, can I just be Mara Jade?? she rocks...(any one who knows what Im talkin about gets 100 points or something)

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 03:00 AM

How about Geomar Fato? Sounds like one of those oddball characters...maybe a trader or a guy who runs a droid repair shop or a smuggling depot or something. Let's say I have this really wild hairdo that sticks out all over, kinda tangly, but there's this silver plate thing on my forehead, and some radio headphone kinda radar things on the side of my head. I've got re-e-e-e-ely long arms that hang almost to the ground which is handy for strangling customers who cheat. I have a sign up on the wall which says "The customer is always WRONG!" People come in, stare at it, and some of them say nothing, while others say "I think you made a mistake on your sign." I reply, "You're WRONG." That usually shuts them up, and we go on to do business...MY way.

I lie like a rug, and cheat like a Carpelian whore.

Geomar Fato. Remember that name, Han Solo...

Ha! Ha!

2nd VERSION: Jay-Omar Coto

I like it. Interplanetary adventurer, Coto delivers secret communiques for the rebel forces, while supposedly engaging in trade along the outer reaches of the Empire. He looks rakishly handsome, and rather like a Cheyenne warrior transplanted into a starship trooper's gear. He is familiar with certain Kremalian techniques of telepathy and thought manipulation, sufficient to generally deal with dull-witted Imperial stormtroopers. He also collects back issues of Mudcat Wars, a comic that is popular in the Empire about an alien music forum in some parallel universe...

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: RichM
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 03:58 AM

Nope.
I ain't playin'


Ricla Mcot

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Bernard
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 04:19 AM

Don't forget about the Annual Star Wars Day:

It's on May 4th...

'May the fourth be with you...'

As they say on Star Trek:

'Live long and perspire...'

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 05:01 AM

Rogfl Shbi? I don't think so!
RtS

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 06:14 AM

With my Mudcat name I'm just "Fibli Mabe" which is incredibly un-space-like. And my Star Wars name with my real name is just far to close to my real name.
Fibli Mabe sounds like bad pronounciation of Phoebe Mabel, an extra from the Waltons, a skinny old lady who wears calf length floral print dresses with crocheted lace collars and twenty cats. I wanna be a SPACE RANGER!
(Ahhh, I just realised that if I narrow down the place of birth and use my "actual" actual first name (and not the name I am known by) I become ADELI MADU - Intergalatic Planetary Space Ranger - which is much better.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Grab
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 08:19 AM

Graka Bacr? Maybe not.

Grab.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Giac
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 09:50 AM

Maref Giar???

Sounds like something you catch after drinking water where bears, um, .... in the woods. Might be a good Ewok name though.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: The Shambles
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 01:24 PM

Rogel Gape.........I think I will forget it pretty quick.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 02:43 PM

Spaw!!! I've thought of a good Star Wars name for a character you would have played back in the old days, before you gave up on alcohol and switched to water and other healthful drinks...

BAR-BAR HIJINKS

Great, eh?

- LH

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 02:48 PM

*groan*

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Kim C
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 04:36 PM

Kimla Calo. Not too bad. But I liked my supermodel name better: Lucky Dover. And I kinda like Bar-Bar Hijinks. :)

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 04:47 PM

mARED sURO - DOESN'T SUIT ME EVEN WITH THE FUNNY CAPS. Spaw, you and Rex have gotten too cerebral for me - I don't get it...M

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Irish Rover
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 04:48 PM

Dankat Tach bartender and pervayor of fine electronics (albiet illeagle)teacher of extinct languages, porcuror of tender flesh. up up up dats me.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: hesperis
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 06:01 PM

Kimla - do you have a middle name? What do you think: Kimla Sarka T'Calo

Dankat Tach sounds really cool! Where do you work? What sector, planet, bar or pub name, etc.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 01:16 AM

Kemo Sabe. No wait! That's the Lone Ranger! I've got it now. Seaha Kebe. Yeah, that's it! Hi-yo Sputum, away!! Seamus

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 05:23 AM

Ok...

So what do you reckon...

mine is

Suzle Mosa

Not that bad

and being the daft individual that I am I did my cats names too...

Tigsu Mobu

Monsu Moca

Moms name.... lesla Motu

Pops name.... Bilsa Mobu

Whey hey I'm on a roll now, won't be long and I will have a whole family of Star Wars extras... now where did I put Steven Speillbergs number....

Ella

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Boxette
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 06:24 AM

Katma Cosc - isn't that Tibetan for something?

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Kim C
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 11:56 AM

Hesperis! My middle name really does start with S!!! Wow! I like it!!!!!! I'll just add it to my list of other names: Nadine, Louisa, Moon-Pie, Svetlana.... I mean, everybody has different aspects of their personality, it's just that I give mine names. :)

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Irish Rover
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 03:05 PM

Dankat Tach here, sorry my triple shift was over and I need to close at least two of my eyes, My pub Is on an old koriallian corsair, 110 rooms to let, large bar with dance floor, live music(when I feel like it) I happen to be in the vega sector which is how I happen to be on this freq. and able to transmit. you lookin for a ride or just something to eat. pop up mudders always welcome.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Bernard
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 03:29 PM

LO-U2 - I'm a droid with voyeuristic tendencies...

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 03:46 PM

Spaw, yours sounds close to the O Mani Padme chant Buddhist chant!

Maiden named, I would be Katma Huwi; married first time, Katma Eiwi; married second time, Katma Anwi; now, Katma Lawi!**BG**

My kids will laugh and tell me I am already a "cat ma."

This is fun, thanks!

katma

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 03:56 PM

Elika Holo, slim, sexy, chests out to here and a voice that would grate carrots..... Come and play with MY thrusters big boy......

My sister would be Shika Guau which sounds like something from Bollywood.

Mother would be Katet Duab, what can you do with that?!

The bratling becomes Phoel Dr'lo, but she's weird anyway.

LTS

LTS

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 04:20 PM

Elika Holo that's the best one of them all!! I love that!! Sounds a match for Han, doesn't she?!!!

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Matt_R
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 04:28 PM

But does she have a hairy chest? Then she might be more Chewbacca's style! ;-)

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 06:40 PM

No, I think that might be Pauro D'rst - that's what the Shark would come out as.....

Mind you, running barefoot through a wookie sounds quite fun.....

LTS aka Elika Holo.....

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 00 - 08:10 PM

So, Dankat Tach, you are a "porcuror of tender flesh", are you? You vile scoundrel! Being a master of interstellar dialects, I happen to know that that means you enslave and market young pigs to perverts who fancy engaging in intimate acts of a decidedly bestial nature. Hopefully, you will soon end up down the gullet of a Sarkisian slime dragon, or some such denizen of the outer rim worlds...

- Jay-Omar Coto

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: hesperis
Date: 27 Oct 00 - 09:22 AM

"Katma"

That's cool!

Dankat, pay no attention to Jay-Omar. He's being pedantic again.

~Chaja

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 27 Oct 00 - 09:08 PM

Okay, I'll play your silly game!

Daved Rola Oeroc

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: Rollo
Date: 28 Oct 00 - 05:29 PM

Rolgu Roha... sounds like some... let me see... an obese monstre slurking around in jabba the hut's deeper dungeon regions and waylaying for unsuspecting trespassers to slime them to death with his deadly killer cough...

Too sad. No high risk space stunt action for me. just dark corners and an unspectacular death by a heroe's single backhand blow.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: kimmers
Date: 29 Oct 00 - 12:38 AM

Kimpa Hegpo. Well, it could be worse...

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: The-Siren-Poet
Date: 29 Oct 00 - 07:25 PM

Katka Filo or adding a middle name Katka Auru Filo. Filo doesn't quite cut it for anything interesting but Katka Auru has definate possobilities....

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: The-Siren-Poet
Date: 29 Oct 00 - 07:40 PM

My sibblings are: Sister: Debka Ruru Fina- it would work great for something except I know a dirty joke with ruru as a native word for something

Brother: Danka Thru Fina- again the middle name doesn't work, being an actuall word it reduces it to a phrase.

My cousin: (being lose on were she was born, using Cape Cod) Megja Elga Fica

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: The-Siren-Poet
Date: 29 Oct 00 - 07:50 PM

To take the other formula I become Fitka Kalon but the double ka ka doesn't quite work.

Subject: RE: Complete BS: Star Wars Names
From: hesperis
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 07:41 PM

Actually, Fitka Kalon sounds like a real tough character. The sort who can break up a barfight in spite of being really small in stature...

But Kitka Auru sounds much better.