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Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America |
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Subject: How the Grinch Stole America From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 04 Jan 01 - 10:53 AM We've had an awful lot about the recent Residential Selection, but most of it's been in prose.
So here is Salman Rushdie's versification of it, lifted from today's Guardian (Thursday January 4, 2001)
So with the Ayatollah's fatwa still hovering over him, Salman has now invited similar retribution from the Ayatollah's equivalents in the USA, where he is currently in exile…
(I've posted it rather than just giving a link,. Because the online version in the Guardian has messed up the line breaks from the print version. We can do better than that.
How the Grinch stole America
Every Vote down in Voteville liked Voting a Lot,
For Voting was Counting - not just Adding and such
The Veep! What a creep!
And what was a Ballot? Was it silver or gold?
So he called on his cohorts.
We cannot be beaten by circles of air
So they Grinched the election.
And the Votes down in Voteville? (Salman Rushdie writes monthly in the Guardian) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: mousethief Date: 04 Jan 01 - 11:35 AM Priceless. One may not agree with some of the sentiments, but the execution is near flawless. Alex |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 04 Jan 01 - 08:18 PM Here's a links page about Salman Rushdie |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: Greg F. Date: 04 Jan 01 - 08:22 PM That's BRILLIANT, Mc Grath. Thanks for posting it. Best, Greg |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: Tinker Date: 05 Jan 01 - 12:56 PM What fun, thanks !!! Tinker |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: Owlkat Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:51 PM Lovely. Owl. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: SINSULL Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:20 PM Brought to mind: "Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall..." Thanks, MOH |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: GUEST Date: 05 Jan 01 - 11:18 PM Get over it...for crying out loud Take a long walk off a short pier |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: katlaughing Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:04 AM Thanks, McGrath, just BRILL! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: How the Grinch Stole America From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:49 PM Out of curiosity I put "Grinch who stole America" into my search engine - and what did it come up with among other stuff (none of which included the Salman Rushdie piece)?Nothing other than a report from the Gallup Poll people on how most Americans would like to get rid of the Electoral College system (as they have for many years apparently) - but not the Republicans apparently this time, surprise surprise:
"Support for changing the Constitution this year, although still clearly in the majority, may be down somewhat from previous decades, because of an apparent reluctance on the part of Republicans to support the change -- which would have given the presidency this year to Al Gore rather than to George W. Bush."
But what I found curious was how those words I typed in turned up that story. I suppose it was that word "stole" that did it. |
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