BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III

Subject: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:17 PM

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I shall start this one off with two I saw on the same "bubba" truck, today. I am not saying they are the funniest and I KNOW they won't be to some. I'll post better ones as I see them. Please add yours, too:

You may call it a sixpack
I call it a support group.

and...

My bald head is a solar panel for my sex machine

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:21 PM

We may need this one again:
"Lee Harvey, where are you now that we need you!" Apologies to all.
Mary

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Guest; Mark
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:33 PM

How about this one,

GUN CONTROL: The ability to hit what you aim at!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Stewart
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 08:04 PM

Two "bumper stickers" on my guitar case:

I believe in
LIFE BEFORE DEATH!

THE LAST TIME WE MIXED RELIGION WITH POLITICS
...PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

Cheers, S. in Seattle

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 08:46 PM

One of my favourites ( apologies if it came up before)
" If you can read this....some bastard stole my caravan"
and in response, I assume, to all the " I heart( symbol) my dog etc." type stickers, I have a friend who swears he saw one reading " I spade ( symbol) my cat".

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: rabbitrunning
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 08:50 PM

I think my favorite is the "Ghengis Khan World Tour" bumper sticker, although "I Saw Elvis Making Crop Circles" is a close second.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: mmm
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 11:32 PM

my all time favorite one is

your child may be a honnor student but your still an idiot

mmm

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 11:42 PM

Better a bleeding heart than none at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 02:11 AM

I saw one a few years ago that said something along the lines of "My kid beat up your student of the month".

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 02:21 AM

Now there is one I think would look great on my old beat up van....my kid was prisoner of the month at folsom.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: wildlone
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 05:12 AM

I have a sticker on my motorcycle number plate,
"Sorry did I just overtake you?"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: okthen
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 06:01 AM

One from the(few) UK,

"Nationalise crime, so it does'nt pay"

cheers

bill

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 06:31 AM

On the car of a breeder of Australian Shepherds: "My dog is smarter than your honor student"
I'm reeeeeeally tempted to get "I didn't vote for his daddy either!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bud Savoie
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:11 AM

My honor student just fired your stupid kid.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: mkebenn
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:45 AM

"For such a small town, we've sure got a lot of assholes" Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bernard
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 08:26 AM

Seen on the bottom of a U.F.O.:

If you can read this, you are about to be abducted!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: LDave
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:37 AM

Re-Elect Gore

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:40 AM

Ahem...real ones, only, please*bg* Otherwise I'd have to post my own made-up, which has actually been used by me....Even a dog knows what a Bush is for!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Troll
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 10:34 AM

In very small letters:
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Never mind world peace-Visualize using your turn signal!

And-in order to offend as many as possible:
So you're a feminist. How cute.

troll ***ducking and running***

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: voyager
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 10:55 AM

My 3 Favorites.....

"Will Be President for Food"

"Eat More Lamb - 20,000 Coyotes Can't Be Wrong"

(and from the Reagan Ear-a....)

"Genghis Khan Loved His Mother"

cheers

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 11:03 AM

This car has 16 valves...eight of 'em in the radio

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bernard
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 11:25 AM

Seen on the back of a local potato delivery lorry fleet:

In case of fire, chip pan in cab.

For you 'colonials', a 'chip pan' is what we Brits call a utensil for the cooking of 'french fries'... (aka deep fryer)!!

That's because our 'potato chips' are called 'crisps'...

Aaarggh! Thread creep...!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:02 PM

Real ones. Oh maybe they are in thread one or two, sorry, I ain't going there now... so in case these were missed:

Gas, Ass, or Grass. Nobody Rides for Free.

Jesus is Coming! Look Busy!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: paddymac
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:42 PM

"Holvnwvt Momes" - It's Creek. A colloquial translation would be "Shit Happens".

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Bob Schwarer
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:53 PM

Politicians Prefer Unarmed peasants...buy a gun...piss off a liberal

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Gary T
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:54 PM

Can't remember if I posted this on one of the previous threads--saw a photo of it in a bumper sticker book:

Jesus Loves You, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Morticia's post above reminds me of seeing an ad in a magazine years ago, for little round stickers to place over the heart symbol on those "I [heart] my dog" types. The cover-up sticker was a drawing of a screw.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Susan from California
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 01:06 PM

Here's one I am making for my car-- "My President is Josiah Bartlett" in response to the NRA sticker of the past 8 years "My President is Charlton Heston". I just hope I only need it for 4 years!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 02:06 PM

I thought Charlton Heston was God?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: rube1
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 03:03 PM

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 04:57 PM

No, Charlton is Rick F.

Hardi once had these side by side:

Shit Happens

One Day at a Time

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: pastorpest
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 05:30 PM

Warning! Thread Creep! This is the favourite special license plate we have seen. It was on a car with Ontario plates. B4UGOP

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 06:47 PM

"Sorry--My karma just ran over your dogma"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Justa Picker
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:15 PM

"Avenge yourself.
Live long enough to be a burden to your children."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 12:48 AM

REALLY funny around the Wash DC area:

"Caution, I brake for red lights!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 02:26 AM

Here in Old Wyoming, I never see any funny ones, just stuff like:

I (heart) My 30.06
I Voted for Bush! (the first)
I Didn't Vote for BillyBoy!
This Aborted Baby Won't Keep His Mom Awake at Night
Kill Bambi--She Tastes Good!
Matt Shephard Sucked!
(Yes, I have seen all of these here in Small Town Wyoming, and worse.......)

Smetimes Wyoming is not a fun place to be, esp. for a Liberal/Feminist/Gun Hater who is married to a cop.....(who is also actually more Liberal than he would like to admit!)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Susan from California
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 11:20 AM

Sorcha--You need "I didn't vote for Bush, or his Daddy either"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 12:12 PM

Save the trees...Eat more Beaver

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Louie Roy
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 12:36 PM

No Trees,No Lumber,No Lumber, No Chips,No Chips, No Pulp, No Pulp, No Paper, Wipe your ass on a spotted owl

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Peg
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 12:50 PM

Not sure if this showed up earlier, but my favorite of all time, whichk, after a moment's thought, caused me to laugh out loud on the street, was:

"It Will be a Great Day When There is a Bake Sale."

For those who do not understand/remember the 1980s bumpersticker reference...sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bernard
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 01:05 PM

Help preserve wildlife...

...pickle a squirrel!

Dover for the Continent...

...Eastbourne for the Incontinent!

For you 'colonials', perhaps I should explain that Dover is our nearest port to France, and Eastbourne is a seaside resort frequented by 'elderly citizens'!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Chocolate Pi
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 01:38 PM

Seen outside the astrophysics building here: a blue sticker reading: "If this appears red, you're driving too fast."

Chocolate Pi

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 02:04 PM

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

CATS: The other white meat

I'm an imbecile and I vote

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else..

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 02:25 PM

Hey, Metchosin.....don't let Kat see that sticker....she's liable to beat you with it...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 03:02 PM

DAMIFINO

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Smok
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 03:23 PM

My cousins have a restaurant in jacksonville/mayport, fl called the daminfino. they just had t-shirts tho. Great shrimp if you like seafood.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 03:43 PM

what does daminfino mean?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Gary T
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 04:18 PM

Morticia, I believe Smok made a typo with an extra "n" in the middle. kat wrote "DAMIFINO." Say it aloud (second "I" pronounced "eye").

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 04:53 PM

nope, don't get it.....

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Gary T
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 05:08 PM

(I'll be) DAMNed IF I KNOW. Might be pronunciation difference or an unfamiliar phrase across the pond. Even here, "Hell if I know" is more common than that one.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM

Ahhhhh, thank you Gary, I appreciate your patience with a person who can be a little hard of comprehension from time to time.