Lyr Req: plow my vulva

Subject: plow my vulva
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 03 Feb 01 - 12:07 AM

hi kids. bruce o. gave us a tantalizing little snippet of this piece a while ago, and i was wondering if he or anyone else knew where i might lay my hands on a complete version. i thought it might be a nice addition to this year's may day bonfire. : )

thanks in advance...

love, emily

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: plow my vulva
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 03 Feb 01 - 12:12 AM

LOL. Hi Emily! Long time no see.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: plow my vulva
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 01 - 12:14 AM

Hey em.......Run a search on GOOGLE for 'plow my vulva' and you'll get over 30 hits.....HERE'S ONE

Spaw

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: plow my vulva
From: rangeroger
Date: 03 Feb 01 - 12:38 AM

Gee, I was gonna say I've got a snow plow on my Chevy Suburban and I'll plow your driveway for $25. I also don't think a Volvo has a strong enough frame to support a plow.

But, nevermind.

rr

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: plow my vulva
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 03 Feb 01 - 12:43 AM

hahahahaha!

well, guys, as i impatiently waited for your responses (five minutes? seven minutes? what's happened to you slowpokes??) i did just what spaw suggests and searched for "plow my vulva" on altavista. i found the one he linked in, and also this: http://www.auburn.edu/~downejm/sp/rls--courtship.htm

hoo, doggy!

excuse me for a moment. i have to *ahem* see a man about an ox.

emily

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: plow my vulva
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Feb 01 - 02:13 AM

Where ya been, emily! nice to see you here and with such a provactive thread tite, too! hahaha...great links, you phoaks!

kat

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: plow my vulva
From: GUEST,Bruce O.
Date: 03 Feb 01 - 11:09 PM

At the end of the text of the click-on supplied by emily rain, above, you will see reference to the book I took the excerpt from.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: plow my vulva
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 01 - 11:19 PM

Em, did you say why you were looking for this?

I think I was distracted there for a minute...

A

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: plow my vulva
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 12:53 AM

As part of my med school senior class show, called "Chocolate Follies" (it was Hershey Medical Center), we played spurious announcements and overhead pages recorded by the hospital operators. I don't remember what we bribed them with. One was: "Would the owner of a red Vulva parked in front of the hospital please call the Gynecology office?"

Sorry.

Aloha,
Mark