Subject: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:24 AM Corrrrrrr. I was wondrin' if there's any good Cat type songz out there...corrr. Blinkin' huminz always warblin' on about how good it used to be in the old dayz. Corrr. Wot about da Cat, eh? Never a word about ole' Moggo. Corrr. Any Thortz? Corrrrrrr..... English Jon's Cat |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: MMario Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:27 AM How about this one? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Malcolm Douglas Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:31 AM Sam The Skull |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:31 AM Corrrrr. I don' fink dat sort of fing should be commememeratered in the tradition, reeeeely. corrrr. In fact, the less said about da whole bollox fing, the better. I fink. Corrrrrrrrrrrrrr. English Jon's Cat
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: MMario Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:43 AM well - there is Tortoise-shell ; Persian Kitty ; Senor Don Gato to name a few... |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:46 AM mmmeeeeroooowallll mrrrppp.... bollockssssss.... whassssss them then - am I meant to have them mrp mrp? Monty roooooowoolllllwal |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:51 AM Corrrrrr. dat wud depend on wever you are a lady kat or a chappy cat of de bollocular persasion. corrrr. Either way I don' fink it is polite to sing about da bollox of da cat. corrrr. Damn Vett. Corrr. I'll gettim. EJC |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Naemanson Date: 20 Feb 01 - 11:27 AM Oscar Brand released an album (I Like Cats) that was all songs about cats. Cheryl Wheeler included a song about her cats (Meow) on her album Sylvia Hotel. Then there are the traditional ones like The Body In The Bag and The Cat Came Back. I like Sam The Skull. Is there a tune out there for it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 20 Feb 01 - 12:09 PM Didn't Garrison Keillor have a cd of songs for your cat? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: MMario Date: 20 Feb 01 - 12:18 PM Songs about Cats
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Bert Date: 20 Feb 01 - 01:55 PM Is no one going to mention "Alley Cat" - Dum ta da dee dum dum dum dum. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Roll&Go-C Date: 20 Feb 01 - 03:11 PM Then there's always "I'm Gonna Drown Me Cat", the parody of "All Around My Hat;" it's somewhere in the Archieves. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Feb 01 - 11:25 PM "Ring Tail Tom" is a good one. Rick Fielding sang it the other night, and I hadn't heard it in 35 years! - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Matt_R Date: 20 Feb 01 - 11:40 PM What is this corrrr thing? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: katlaughing Date: 21 Feb 01 - 01:16 AM corrr blimey! |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Hawker Date: 21 Feb 01 - 02:30 AM Our old cat is rather fond of CAT Stephens whilst the kittens prefer to listen to CATatonia - and TOM Jones...especially What's new PUSSYCAT Whoaaaaahwhooooaaaawhaoooooo - o!!!!! ROFL Lucy |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 21 Feb 01 - 03:51 AM Corrrrrr... is a noize that a Cat makez wen it is finkin very 'ard about somefink. It iz a kind of phisolophical type of purrrringe. Corrrr. English Jon's Cat ++++++++ Jon would like to ask: Has anyone got lyrics for Body in the bag? (Corrr Blimey indeed). I'll have a look in DT in a minute. Cheers, Jon |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Wolfgang Date: 21 Feb 01 - 04:09 AM Enter 'cat' in the DT search and you'll get 100+ hits. And don't forget also to enter 'moggy' or otherwise you'd miss the beautiful Nobody's moggy now. Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Mr Red Date: 21 Feb 01 - 11:59 AM Eric Bogle (I assume Somebody's Moggy = Nobody's Moggy) claims that the song had its genesis in the long drives across Oz to gigs and the large number of run-over feral felines converted to dried flatcats. Indeed he claims to hold the world cat frisbee record. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,bekintex@swbell.net Date: 21 Feb 01 - 12:15 PM Wonderful CD is "BEDLAM CATS" by Cynthia McQUillan and I can't recall who else. I love "OVERFLOWING CATBOX BLUES." |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Bert Date: 21 Feb 01 - 12:16 PM To the tune of "The Girl I left Behind Me" A white cat sitting on a black cat's tail and the black cat said 'cor blimey' If you stick your nose right up my arse you won't be far behind me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,morgan of killicrankie Date: 21 Feb 01 - 02:55 PM people get silly always silly people stupid cats know right stuff eat sleep fight mate sometimes play watch small animal and catch it lie in sunbeam or near hot fireplace find best cushion every time ask cats they know best song is made up on the spot like a howl to all the world make your own song sing it they don't like it/ what do they know/ morgan |
Subject: Lyr Add: TOMCAT TROUBLE (Tim Henderson) From: Sarah2 Date: 21 Feb 01 - 10:57 PM Tomcat Trouble by Tim Henderson
Tomcat trouble on an old porch swing;
Chorus:
Tomcat trouble on a moonlit night
Chorus
Tomcat trouble, hey, what do I see?
Chorus
Tomcat trouble; hell, that's what he's for: Chorus *** (It's very bluesy and cat cool sounding) Sarah |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 22 Feb 01 - 04:01 AM Corrr yeahh. Dat is a Kool Catsonggg. Corrr.. Tomcat Bloooz. Yeahhh. Corrrr. Fank's a lot Sarah2. EJC |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: guest(intruder-inactive) Date: 22 Feb 01 - 07:33 AM and kilban's love to eat dem mousies mousies what i love to eat bite they tiny heads off nibble on they little feet had the cartoon somewhere cat in a coffeehouse with a sixstring singin' away |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE CAT THAT ROAMED From: Gervase Date: 14 Jun 01 - 08:02 AM A belated addition (I sing this to my cat as a dire warning. Particularly when his farts get too bad):
THE CAT THAT ROAMED
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 14 Jun 01 - 08:13 AM Corrrrrr....shit. Bleedin' pijinz. corrrrrr. I'll gettum. English Jon's Cat
Thanks Gervase! EJ |
Subject: Lyr Add: CAT FARTS From: Áine Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:25 AM I just can't believe that you 'old time' 'Catters haven't told English Jon about this song and the wonderful, classic BS: Cat Farts thread:
CAT FARTS -- Áine |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Artie on the windowsill Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:31 AM My person has a friend named Akire Bubar who has a demo tape that includes the song, "Throw Your Cat Away". She's at www.akire.com
My person says the song is funny, but I am NOT amused.
And I hate this food I loved yesterday. Mommmm! Feed me something else! Artie |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,beadie Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:36 PM It's not entirely about a cat, but check out Hoyt Axton's song "Della and the Dealer" [and a dog named Jake and a cat named Kalamazoo]. Its on the digitrad d-base. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Charley Noble Date: 14 Jun 01 - 06:15 PM I'm still bitter that my contribution to Garrison Keiller's collection was rejected, and that I can no longer find the lyrics. It was entitled "There are No Hairballs in Heaven" to the tune of "The Lightning Express." It's gone, solid gone...There's that great British children's book called "The Ship's Cat", all in verse about this piratical feline. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Diva Date: 15 Jun 01 - 05:38 AM Well my cat Molly..the famous singing mudcat...loves the Mollymauk song as sung by Micca and Jacko and others. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 05:47 AM My cat was called Molly - the cat that evil bitch woman took from me, along with my house and a few other things. Arhghghghghghggh. corrrrr shit. It was named after the East-Anglian folk dance style! EJ |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,The Real Jim Cheydi's pet viper Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:04 AM ....and it's got a real problem with gender identity!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:09 AM Hallo Jim! |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: pavane Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:10 AM There's always the ?rugby song 'Cats on the rooftop' to the tune of John Peel. I can only remember the chorus, and that is 'words objectionable' as they used to say |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Jim Cheydi Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:35 AM Hey dude! Moggy would a-courting go? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:39 AM Welcome to Mudcaffoo, Jim up for the w/e in Berks then? Loomwa |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Mike Byers Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:48 AM A few years ago, I wrote a piece called "Reilly's Cat." You can find it at www.ravenglass.org; click on "diversions" at the bottom of the front page and then on "poetry". I never put it to music, but anyone who's so inclinded is free to have a go at it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Jim Cheydi Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:49 AM Could well be. Will there be beer and loose women do you think? JC |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Bat Goddess Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:57 AM A cat song that did NOT get on the Garrison Keiler cat song CD is "Cat-town Races," which was on A Prairie Home Companion in the very early '80s. Anyone have the words? I learned the "All Around My Hat" parody from Judy Cook: "I'm going to kill my cat And smother him with my pillow. He pissed upon my hat And for that he has to pay. But I'm not in to cruelty So when I'm through dissecting it I'm going to send the pieces to the ASPCA." I last sang it after a spate of "Don't Pet the Dog," "Please Send My Dog Home, Uncle Sam," and a host of others of that ilk. Bat Goddess |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 08:09 AM yes and no Jim, in that order. JL |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: pavane Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:00 AM And a snippet of parody:
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:11 AM Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! shitshitshit. I'lll getchooooo! Corrrrr! shit! corrrrr! Bledin' kristufarobbinhsssss. corrrrrrrrr. shit. English Jon's Cat |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Gervase Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:27 AM The version I remember was (and cover your ears, Teabag*):
Little boy kneels at the foot of the stairs, |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: pavane Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:30 AM My version is closer to the original rhyme |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:33 AM SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT! CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! STOPITNOW-CORRILLGETCHOOOO! NUFFWIDABOLLOXFING! CORRRRRRRRRRR! EJC |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Gervase Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:39 AM Funny that - I think Teabag is still not entirely gruntled at losing his bollocks either, which is why he knocks nine bells out of my feet. Can't say I blame him, though. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:41 AM Corrrr... most ungruntled mate. corrrr.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Artie on the windowsill Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:39 AM I took my revenge on my person when she took me to be "neutered", as the humans say: I made sure one of my 'bollocks' did not "drop", so she had to pay a higher fee to have the job done (heh heh heh).
But I must say that, as a feline of delicate aspect ( to use the disgusting term that humans do, I was the "runt" of my litter), it pleases me not to deign to engage in clawticuffs with those hulking, brutish toms who are so unrefined as to "mark" their meager territory while I have an entire human abode at my disposal! Therefore I've come to terms with my person on the subject of the unfortunate "neutering" incident, and she is of course my devoted servant for life.
Now, if you'll pardon me, I must once again go through the motions of refusing her latest offering. Ah, the rigorous duties of lordship....
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Sorcha Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:44 AM Nobody has mentioned an entire musical called "Cats".....too easy, I guess. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:47 AM Corrrrr. yorabit bleedin' posh arntchoo artie! corrr. sertunlee got the meszher of yor huming tho! heheheheheh! Corrrrrr.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Jim Cheydi Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:47 AM and no one ever will if they want to keep their teeth! |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 15 Jun 01 - 11:28 AM I suprised noone mentiones -Year of the cat(Al Stewart) |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Bat Goddess Date: 15 Jun 01 - 11:36 AM Mein Gott, Artie on the Windowsill -- are you related to my sorely missed Peppersass? His mother was supposedly too immature to ever have kittens, and he was the runt (excuse the term) of the litter and never expected to mature sexually. One morning when he was almost 2, he awakened Curmudgeon by spraying in his face. Thought 'Mudge was going to perform the operation with his teeth! But no, we hied us to the vet and discovered the one up one down syndrome which cost us a pretty penny. Bat Goddess who would like to remind everyone that she's still looking for the words to "Cat-Town Races" |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Artie on the windowsill Date: 15 Jun 01 - 12:35 PM My Dear Sir EJC:
"Posh"? Tut, tut, dear boy; I prefer to think of myself as possessing a certain dignified style. Oh, I enjoy a good romp with a bit of string or catnip as much as the next feline, but I'll quickly recover my composure and strike some elegant pose or other. I am ever mindful of our ancestry wherein we were worshipped by the more enlightened humans of a bygone era.
Alas, too few humans today recognize our superiority to them. This is the reason that I am so distressed by the petty squabbling and ear-ripping that goes on between the toms; their behavior is below their station, and does nothing to gain us the respect that is our due from the awkward, furless humans. Artie (Arthur of Montgomery) |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Artie on the windowsill Date: 15 Jun 01 - 12:50 PM To the lovely B. Goddess: My condolences on the passing of Lord Peppersass. Perhaps he is, even now, having a nice chase with my departed companion, Lord Chester.
I am unaware of a direct family connection with your master feline. However, we are all ultimately of one great royal bloodline, are we not?
Kindest regards, |
Subject: Lyr Add: I'M GONNA DROWN MY CAT From: Charley Noble Date: 15 Jun 01 - 04:33 PM BG, here's the version that I got from my Nova Scotian buddy, Vince Morash. I wonder who actually wrote it? ANON From Nova Scotian singer-songwriter Vince Morash – 11/11/95 Tune English Traditional: "All Around My Hat" I'M GONNA DROWN MY CAT C G C F/C G G7So fare ye well, wee puss, ye've piddled once too often, I'm off to buy a dog, who's good and well behaved; Ye never discriminated, the place where ye urinated, So "Rest in Pee" shall be the epitaph on yer grave. To get ye potty trained, I've struggled till me strength, Just like yer bladder drained – over walls, rugs and chairs; Yer metabolism's booming, ye produce more than ye're consuming, It's really quite beyond belief – so-o, pussy, say yer prayers. I'm gonna buy a bat, made of the finest willow, I'll put ye out with that, end me troubles with one blow; But I pity poor St. Peter, for when he comes to greet ye, Ye'll wait till he's not looking, then ye'll piss through his halo! See you in Kennebunk on Saturday afternoon. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Artie on the windowsill Date: 19 Jun 01 - 09:55 AM Here's another suggestion from my person, one that is much more to my liking. It is named "Open That Can" and is written by Canadian singer-songwriter Nancy White. It's on "Momnipotent: Songs for Weary Parents", which apparently is a thing called a CD, and is available ...in the Amazon? ...no, no, AT Amazon.com ...oh, these humans and their silly names... At any rate, it's a lovely song. Even if it has (ugh) dogs in it, and other animals as well, each verse ends with "Meow, meow, open that can, cat says open that can." I approve. Artie |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 19 Jun 01 - 11:10 AM Just a minute.... Cat's can't type! English Jon |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 19 Jun 01 - 11:12 AM Corrrrrrrr.... I gotta Mak wiv speech wreckignition! Shit! corrrrr.... EJC |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: MMario Date: 19 Jun 01 - 11:15 AM what I'm waiting for is EJC to start contributing to the MudCat summer story....possibly as a human charactor |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Artie on the windowsill Date: 19 Jun 01 - 11:21 AM Why, I simply transmit my thoughts to my person by staring at her mercilessly. Then her eyes glaze over a bit more than usual, and she types my message for me. Then she feeds me, brushes me, fluffs my pillow and stands waiting for further orders. Artie |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Jim Cheydi Date: 19 Jun 01 - 11:27 AM How high is this windowsssill?Sssso much food, ssssso little time. Jim Cheydi's pet viper. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST Date: 21 Jun 01 - 01:12 PM *refresh* |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 28 Jun 01 - 11:53 AM Omigod, I think the snake ate Artie!! There's "William Shakespeare's In My Cat" by the Canadian band the Arrogant Worms. SharonA |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Charley Noble Date: 29 Jun 01 - 10:27 AM Sharon - do you remember any of the lyrics? Sounds intriguing. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 29 Jun 01 - 10:57 AM The song is on their 1994 CD, "Russel's Shorts". I will try to find my copy of it tonight and post the lyrics over the weekend or on Monday, unless someone beats me to it! SharonA |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Charley Noble Date: 29 Jun 01 - 06:33 PM While we're waiting for "William Shakespeare's In My Cat", does anyone have any use for a small but dead sparrow that my calico cat left as an offering on the kitchen floor? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 02 Jul 01 - 11:12 AM Sorry, Charley, I can't find my #%$& CD yet. It's in my apartment somewhere (it's "safe") and I WILL unearth it. God knows when, though. This is why my friends have begun to decline to lend me stuff. Your calico has paid you a great compliment! Be sure to praise her profusely before secretly disposing of the offering... or maybe you could have it stuffed. Was the head still on? SharonA |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Katnip Date: 02 Jul 01 - 02:50 PM What about -- "Whiskas in the jar" or "I'm a manx you don't meet every day" |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: SharonA Date: 24 Jan 03 - 05:02 PM *refresh* Hmmm... I see that MMario's link to the lyrics of "The Dundee Cat" has broken, perhaps a casualty of the recent upgrade. Here's the link, again: http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=6200 Or, if this link breaks in the future, just do a "Lyrics & Knowledge Search" (make sure the DT box is checked) for "Dundee Cat". There are several mentions of the song in the Forum threads, too. No one here mentioned "Railroad Bill and the Kitten". Now there's a song where things work out better for the cat than for the human, in the end! :^) Link: http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=4862 |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Nigel Parsons Date: 25 Jan 03 - 10:47 AM Mentioned above Overflowing Cat Box Blues is in the DT mirror site |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Nigel Parsons Date: 25 Jan 03 - 10:52 AM From the same tape Bella Chow Nigel |
Subject: Lyr Add: NO HAIRBALLS IN HEAVEN From: Charley Noble Date: 25 Jan 03 - 11:09 AM Well, since I mentioned this unrequited contribution (above) to Garrison Keillor back in 1982 I finally found my verse and chorus, and here are some addition verses contributed from Mudcat members: Initial verse and chorus by Charlie Ipcar © 1982 Traditional Tune: "Lightning Express" NO HAIRBALLS IN HEAVEN Chorus: There'll be no hairballs in Heaven, No weariness sorrow or pain, No claws that are bleeding and broken, No nights left out in the rain. We'll be in that beautiful jungle, With birdies to chase through the leaves, And mice will be there in abundance, We'll snatch them whenever we please; There'll be no Pit Bulls in Heaven, No German Shepherds nor Chows, And all will be tuna and salmon, And cream drawn fresh from the cow.(CHO) We'll sleep on the softest of pillows, With Catnip to colour our dreams, And no one will dare to awake us, Until we have hatched all our schemes There'll be no thrown boots in Heaven, When up on the rooftops we sing And the door we go out, when it opens Will always lead out into Spring. (MMario) The toys will always be fun ones That scurry and scamper and hide, With fur we can sink all our claws in, And good things to eat inside. When we sharpen our claws on the sofa, Nobody cares if we shred and tear, And when WE want to get some attention A broad lap will always be there. (Lin in KS) The elm trees grow tall up in Heaven Just right for a hunter to lie Stretched out on a branch with his eyes shut In that home between green grass and sky With the smells of the earth in his nostrils And the feel of the bark 'neath his feet, And the screams and the shrieks of the songbirds In his ears, making music so sweet. (Lin in KS) The ladies all will be willing, The toms will all be debonair, The kittens will stay safe with Mother Until they no longer need care. There'll be no needles in Heaven, No dogs, no fear, no cars-- ust plenty of catnaps and grooming And singalongs under the stars.(Lin in KS) We'll never get bumped off the pillows Where cat hair galore we can shed Big Mama will never roll over Disturbing our nest by her head (Mag) She'll let us go out at All Hallow's (She's nervous because we're all black) We'll cruise with the kids scamming candy And collect little mice in our sack (Mag) She'll put back the cat door she took out Disgusted with what we brought home Our friends will drop through to visit Even if we're out on a roam.(Mag) Though no cat can make it to Heaven Till all of her nine lives are done, When you've used your sixth or seventh, Your Cat Heaven dreams have begun. There we chase butterflies through the cloud fields, And claw the celestial walls, For cats always seek out the highest perch, And Heaven's the loftiest of all! (Genie) Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Charley Noble Date: 25 Jan 03 - 11:16 AM Lost a "J" in Lin in Kansas's verse. The line should read: "Just plenty of catnaps and grooming" |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: reggie miles Date: 10 Sep 03 - 06:09 PM A friend, Ron Baily, wrote one about trying to do his cat in. I used to sing it but can't now remember all the words. The chorus went St. Peter you're about to meet an old friend of mine. Just as soon, just as soon as I can find, My shotgun, my bowling ball, and ol' my baseball bat And that good for nuthin' god damned cat. |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca Date: 10 Sep 03 - 06:16 PM Getting ready for Christmas
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Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Gorgeous Gary Date: 10 Sep 03 - 09:59 PM Two songs from my fellow filkers Cat Faber and Callie Hills (aka Echo's Children): I Meant To Do That Nine Cats Meanwhile, our cat has apparently eaten my cookie... -- Gary |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Arkie Date: 11 Sep 03 - 10:53 AM "The Persian Kitty" has always been one of my favorites and Weird Al did one called the "Cats In The Kettle". Andrew Lloyd Webber and T.S. Eliot combined forces for a number of songs about cats including the following: Naming of Cats Old Gumbie Cat Rum Tum Tugger Grizabella Old Deuteronomy Macavity Mr. Mistoffeles |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Jim Dixon Date: 22 Mar 04 - 11:24 PM Just discovered this one: MY LITTLE KITTEN SUSIE, sung by Lonnie Johnson on her album "Losing Game," originally released 1960. This is true blues; it doesn't seem the slightest bit ironic or cute. There is a sound sample at Barnes & Noble ... ev'rything go wrong. Yes, she's my doctor when I'm sick. She's my comfort when ev'rything go wrong. She's my little kitten Susie. She has my true lovin' till I'm dead an' gone. She knows when I'm worried.... |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Charley Noble Date: 23 Mar 04 - 03:30 PM Here's a link to another cat song that I composed, the rescue of a ship's cat around the turn of the century:Rescue of the Ship's Cat Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Clinton Hammond Date: 23 Mar 04 - 06:13 PM Ian anderson has written at least a couple... Rupi's Dance Old Black Cat Hunt By Numbers :-) |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: LadyJean Date: 23 Mar 04 - 11:58 PM Nobody's mentioned "Feline American Princess". I don't know where you find the lyrics, but it's a great cat song. Any truth to the story that Canadian cats say "Meow eh". |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Sooz Date: 24 Mar 04 - 01:42 AM Check out this new Cat song! http://www.rickcowling.com/ivegotcats.html It's great! You can hear a clip on the artist's website. |
Subject: Lyr Add: BILL THE CAT (John Williamson) From: Amergin Date: 06 Apr 04 - 03:13 PM BILL THE CAT John Williamson We had a cat His name was Bill He caught our budgie on the window sill One holy day, one sunday morn Left only feathers on our back lawn Oh no Bill, you can't do that You silly pussy, you stupid cat So we took him down, our family pet And we left his balls with the family vet meeoooww meeeoooww Well the very next day he packed his bags Left all his penthouse and playboy mags How could we do it to the family vet Go and leave his balls with the family vet Well we get no postcards, no telephone calls He's out in the bush somewhere, with no balls And he's obsessed with sweet revenge So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens (Chorus) Yes he's mortified and we all regret That we Left his balls with the family vet X2 How he's highly sought by the feral choir For his new found talent to sing much higher Has no more time for female friends Only parrots and fairy wrens No sense of humour, ex-family pet He's still angry, he's still upset It still hurts, he can't forget That we left his balls with the family vet Chorus X2 |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Charley Noble Date: 06 Apr 04 - 04:33 PM Amergin- Looks like you're typing to fast on this one: Well the very next day he packed his bags Left all his penthouse and playboy mags How could we do it to the family CAT Go and leave his balls with the family vet Well we get no postcards, no telephone calls He's out in the bush somewhere, with no balls And he's obsessed with sweet revenge So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens (Chorus) Yes he's mortified and we all regret That we Left his balls with the family vet X2 NOW he's highly sought by the feral choir For his new found talent to sing much higher Has no more time for female friends Only parrots and fairy wrens No sense of humour, ex-family pet He's still angry, he's still upset It still hurts, he can't forget That we left his balls with the family vet Is this Australian? Any clues to the tune? Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Amergin Date: 06 Apr 04 - 04:40 PM OOps I forgot to proofread it.... How could we do it to the family CAT Go and leave his balls with the family vet that should read family PET and yes John Williamson is a wonderful Australian country singer. I don't have a tune but I do have a recording of it somewhere... |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Jim P Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:51 PM Well, as Bob Kanefsky tells it, he was in a group talking about Eric Bogel when someone said something like, "Can you believe that the same guy wrote 'Nobody's Moggy' and 'No Man's Land'?" To which someone replied, "Can you believe they're on the same album?" So naturally, Bob dediced that they should be the same song: No Moggy's Land |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: oldhippie Date: 13 Nov 08 - 08:25 PM In the DT, you'll find "How Can I Keep From Purring" |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Anne Lister Date: 14 Nov 08 - 02:48 AM I have a song called "The Small Black Cat" on my last album ...can contribute lyrics if anyone wishes ....and Grant Baynham has a brilliant song about a cat and a relationship but I'll have to hunt down the title as it's not coming to mind fast enough. Anne currently typing around Persia, who sits between edge of desk and keyboard, thus blocking the screen but in prime position for a cwtch. Sorry ...in English that would be a cuddle. |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Genie Date: 14 Nov 08 - 08:52 PM Just out of curiosity, why do British cats say "Corrrrrrrrrr" but American cats say "Purrrrrrrrrr?" Just regional dialects? |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,dogman Date: 14 Nov 08 - 09:18 PM http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=98aFsM-J6eY |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: trevek Date: 15 Nov 08 - 07:10 AM Not folky but there's "Stray Cat Strut" by Stray Cats. "Love Cats by The Cure". |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: artbrooks Date: 15 Nov 08 - 07:52 AM Cindy Mangsen has an album called Cat Tales, which includes a song called "Rudy's Big Adventure" about the cat who caught his head in the garbage disposal. Nobody mentioned "The Cat Came Back"? And did the last few contributors notice that this is a four-year old thread? Not that it isn't worthy of revival, of course. |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Anne Lister Date: 15 Nov 08 - 10:11 AM Yes, I noticed it was a four year old thread ... your point is?! That YouTube clip had our cat leaving the room in a huff, tail four times its usual size! Anne |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: moongoddess Date: 16 Nov 08 - 08:39 AM Cindy Mangson's song about the cat getting his head caught in the garbage disposal is quite funny. All of her cat songs are. I have heard "Lord of the Pounce" on an XM Radio program all about cats. Another goodie, but not by Cindy. |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Genie Date: 26 Nov 08 - 07:25 PM Where might one find Cindy Mangson's cat-and-garbage-disposal song, moon? |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: oldhippie Date: 26 Nov 08 - 08:54 PM Genie, Its on her CD "Cat Tales". see compassrosemusic.com |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats - Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr From: Genie Date: 05 Oct 11 - 02:36 PM F.A.P.(FELINE AMERICAN PRINCESS) Lyrics By: Mercedes Lackey/ Leslie Fish (bluestar894) Music By: Mercedes Lackey/Leslie Fish (Tim P. Ryan) Aren't I kind to allow you to live in my house? Aren't I gracious to grant you the use of my chair? Aren't I wonderful when I give you a dead mouse? Aren't I utterly, totally, beyond compare? And don't you admire the virtues you see in marvelous, lovely, magnificent me-ow, me-e-e-ow-wow-wow, me-ow, me-e-e-ow? I will carefully shed just selected dark hairs when I'm lying on all the white laundry you did; And the white hairs will go, when I bother to lair on black velvet, were they can't be brushed off or hid. They looks so much better that way, you'll agree! They'll remind you of lovely, magnificent me-ow, me-e-e-ow-wow-wow, me-ow, me-e-e-ow. If you try to insist that I live on dry food, I will either look thin, and pathetic and sad, Or I just might do something disgusting and rude, such as eat it, and throw up all over your bed. Only chicken and liver and fish, naturally, are fit for the palate of marvelous me-ow me-e-e-ow-wow-wow, me-ow, me-e-e-ow. I really don't understand why you should look at anything else or have things in your hands, so I'll patiently lie on your papers or book to suggest that you treat me as my rank demands. You really should pet me when your hands are free. It's a privilege to fondle magnificent me-ow me-e-e-ow-wow-wow, me-ow, me-e-e-ow. Or, just when you're maddest at something I've done, I'll go do something else that's so touching or sweet, that's so charming, adorable, silly or fun it'll just knock the stockings right off of your feet. You know you can't win, so why fight it, you see? You know you're a sucker for marvelous me-ow me-e-e-ow-wow-wow, me-ow, me-e-e-ow. I know you're a sucker for marvelous me! |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: saulgoldie Date: 05 Oct 11 - 04:08 PM Genie, I think that is *the one* I have been looking for. Thanks a bunch! And thanks, everyone, for the other songs, too. There are some real gems here. Saul |
Subject: RE: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Genie Date: 05 Oct 11 - 06:06 PM Glad I could find it, Saul. (It's not that easy doing a forum search for "cat," since it will bring up everything that has that 3-letter sequence in it, e.g., "Mudcat," "Mudcatter," "catfish," "caterwauling," "cat house," etc. There's a Revolutionary War (American) song called "Poor Kitty Popcorn" that I think may be in the DT or forum but I haven't found it. It's a real tear-jerker. |
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