BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: GUEST,Truthtroller
Date: 05 Apr 02 - 08:15 PM

We know it's Ted Turner ... do you??

T.T.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 05 Apr 02 - 07:51 PM

There is a new movie being made by Eugene Levy -- something like OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU but it's a send-up of the folk scene for some reason. As bad as I thought "OH BROTHER" was, this has just got to be sickening from all I've heard on ther FOLK ALLIANCE E-mail list. If anybody knows about this or knows the name of the film, please start a new thread !!

Just from heresay evidence, I nominate this film as the REAL antichrist !!!

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 05 Apr 02 - 06:44 PM

Michael J. Fox?

Oh, no...I forgot. He's the anti-Elvis.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Apr 02 - 06:40 PM

yawn

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: GUEST,fi
Date: 05 Apr 02 - 06:02 PM

UFO's, Wicans, and the anti-christ are in concert together. This is explained in the "Cooper Document" from the UK. http://area51.upsu.plym.ac.uk/~moosie/ufo/txt/consp/022.htm

The aliens were using humans and animals for a source of glandular secretions, enzymes, hormonal secretions, blood and in horrible genetic experiments. The aliens explained that these actions as necessary to their survival. They stated that their genetic structure had deteriorated and that they were n o longer able to reproduce. They stated that if they were unable to improve their genetic structure their race would soon cease to exist. We looked upon their explanations with extreme suspicion. Since our weapons were literally useless against the aliens, MJ-12 decided to continue friendly diplomatic relations with them until such time as we were able to develop a technology which would then enable us to challenge them on a military basis. Overtures would have toduring World War II and soon obtained the entire Vatican study which included the prophecy. This prophecy stated that if man did not turn from evil and place himself at the feet of Christ the planet would self destruct and the events described in the book of Revelations would indeed come to pass. It stated that a child would be born who would unite the world with a plan for world peace and a false religion beginning in 1992. By 1995 the people would discern that he was evil and was indeed the Anti-Christ. World War III would begin in the Middle East in 1995 with the invasion of Israel by a United Arab nation using conventional weapons which would culminate in a nuclear holocaust in the year 1999. Between 1999 and 2003 most of life on this planet would suffer horribly and die as a result. The return of Christ would occur in the year 2011.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 05 Apr 02 - 03:15 AM

Dave the gnome---Hexham??

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 05 Apr 02 - 03:02 AM

My kid Walter at his wee sister's christening, sitting on my knee giving a wee boy's critique of the Minister's rant--"Stop that man sayin' 'christ' Daddy!"

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Coyote Breath
Date: 05 Apr 02 - 02:20 AM

dollar short - day late (as usual) but my youngest daughter, who just sacrificed her finger tip to a Ford Galaxy 500's door, used to live at 667 35th street in Oakland (calif.) but moved out when HER neighbor, a witness in a drug case, was murdered to keep him from testifying! I don't think that he was the antichrist, though.

Anton LeVey would LIKE to be the antichrist.

I could accept Thatcher as antichrist

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Apr 02 - 03:13 PM

Saddam Hussein and the regime in Iraq are offering $10,000 per family if they're able to persuade a family to have their teenager strap explosives on them and go out and kill themselves and kill innocent men, women, and children. It turns out that he has raised that amount, and it's $25,000 per family, not $10,000 per family.

Think of it. Here is an individual who is the head of a country, Iraq, who has proudly, publicly made a decision to go out and actively promote and finance human sacrifice for families that will have their youngsters kill innocent men, women, and children. That is an example of what it is we're dealing with.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: GUEST,Bagpuss at work
Date: 04 Apr 02 - 06:56 AM

Guest Fe,

I'm curious. What's with refreshing all these threads that died about a year ago? Are more current threads not to your taste?

Bagpuss

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: GUEST,fe
Date: 04 Apr 02 - 05:55 AM

write out the number in roman numberals and you have the three cities by airport code

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Caitrin
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 01:37 PM

Oo! Terry Pratchett! Kudos to Helen for reading Discworld! *grins* I'm a big fan of Vimes and Carrot, m'self.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Firecat
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 01:07 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Helen, did you know you've just described Anne Robinson!? Anne is 56, red hair and a poker face! Spooky, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Haruo
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 01:50 AM

Wal-Mart's just a test. Shoe-Mart (?) in the Philippines is the real thing. (I've never been to either one, but then the best apocalyptic fears are based on hearsay.)

I do not believe that Lenin is the antichrist, but I did recently post my Siberian Memories (from when I traversed the USSR by train as a 14-y.o. kid, in 1968), and one of them propounds the doctrine that Lenin is the Beast of the Apocalypse, which is close.

Liland
Who thinks barcode scanners are involved somehow

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Helen
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 12:39 AM

firecat,

Cornelia is approaching 60, has very short, artificially coloured orange-red hair, and a poker face. Reminds me of the not-so-nice teachers and librarians I have met and worked with. (I worked with some ok ones too, but some of them - aaaaarrrggghhh!!)

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Bedubya
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 01:26 PM

I remember Chuck Barris once personally gonging a sweet young girl singing "Whispering" backed up by a marching band. So, somehow I wound up learning "Whipering" years later, but every time I play it I think about that mean SOB destroying that sweet young ego. Probably not a deed of antichrist stature, but pretty low anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Kim C
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 01:05 PM

Let's go get 'er, Matt. I been doing Tae Bo and I just dare her to mess with me. ;-)

Any other votes? What about Chuck Barris who used to host The Gong Show?

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Matt_R
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:55 AM

I could probably taker her on!

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: gnu
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:36 AM

I watched that Weakest Link for about five minutes and I must say the host is an amazing actress ! The PR job by the press is equally as impressive. Everyone hates her. She even had me believing it for five minutes. She's gooood. It can't help but be a hit.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Kim C
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:17 AM

Anne Robinson doesn't scare me.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: gnu
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 08:18 AM

Alex said... Filk is generally folk-like music about science-fiction themes. The term was "coined" at a sci-fi convention by way of typographical error.

Eerie coincidence ? or unexplained......

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Firecat
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 05:35 AM

Helen, what does Cornelia look like?
I reckon Anne only got the gig for Weakest Link cos she used to terrify big company bosses on a comsumer show over here called Watchdog. She's left that now and it's just not the same.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Helen
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:57 PM

Omigod, I'm the sister of the antichrist. Wait till I tell my sister this.

We have the Weakest Link here in Oz too. Is there an audition process for the biggest bitch in the country? Does it include the casting couch? Our WL host is called Cornelia. Not at all pleasant.

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 06:03 PM

Filk is generally folk-like music about science-fiction themes. The term was "coined" at a sci-fi convention by way of typographical error.

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Matt_R
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 05:55 PM

My buddy Ryan things that Anne Robinson is into S&M.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: gnu
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 04:38 PM

filk ? I may learn something new today. Thank goodness I pried myself out of the bunk at all. What the heck is filk ?

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 04:32 PM

filk music is the tool of satan, so I guess that might make filkers the antichrist...

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Kim C
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 04:29 PM

Yeah, and I bet he gets those bad ties from... well, you know.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: gnu
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 02:49 PM

Puppephobic ?

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 02:39 PM

Perhaps Jerry Falwell is a latent homosexual? Bwahahaha.

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: gnu
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:57 PM

Amergin asked... Who was it that announced to the nation that the purple teletubby was gay?

Wasn't that Jerry Falwell ? Self-proclaimed leader of the far out, er, far right, Chritians of America.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: zander (inactive)
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:55 PM

I take it all back, McGrath was correct it's Margaret Thatcher AKA the Great Bitch Queen. Bye, Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Firecat
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:24 PM

OOOPS, I forgot to give my vote for the antichrist.

CLIFF RICHARD, YOU ARE UNMASKED!!

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Kim C
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:24 PM

I didn't find it all that exciting. Maybe they have changed it some for us? I dunno.

Back to our regular program.....

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Firecat
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:13 PM

Kim C, The Weakest Link is a HUGE hit over here in the UK. It was run against Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? once and it got higher viewing figures. I think it was something like MIllionaire got 9 million viewers but Weakest Link got 10 million.
Anne also got into trouble when she appeared on a programme called "Room 101" where celebrities are asked to put the things they hate the most into Room 101. She tried putting the Welsh in!!

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Bedubya
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 12:36 PM

Seen spray-painted on a bathroom wall in a semi-punk bar:

333 The Mark of the Semi-Beast

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Bert
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:46 AM

No one has yet mentioned Harry Fox for the honour.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Kim C
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:24 AM

Ha! Peg that's just what he WANTS us to think...

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:10 AM

I seem to remember (cue for mistakes usually!)a Punch cartoon showing a person with 667 on his forehead.
"I'm the neighbour of the beast" he was explaining.
RtS (wasn't St Elizabeth the aunty Christ?)

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Peg
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:45 AM

Residents of Kansas have 666 in their zip code; I think Kansas a more likely place of origin for the Anti-Christ than Lancashire...where was Reagan born? (I did believe him to be the Anti-Christ for the 8 years he was in officel now he is a rather harmless old man with Alzheimers)

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Kim C
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:32 AM

Yes, and the fact that she encourages people to be nasty to each other.

The teasers here said this show was a big hit in the UK. Can anyone confirm this?

I bet she bought that black trenchcoat at Wal-Mart. It's probably pleather.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: UB Ed
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:29 AM

Anne Robinson is horrible. I began to think of the example this show sets, especially for children watching. Its NOT "OK" to be shitty and rude to people (Goodbye).

Anyway, I second the vote for Ted Turner with a close second for Hanoi Jane.

"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect." - Ted Turner

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Kim C
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:07 AM

It probably isn't Mike Harris. Y'all don't like him enough.

Helen, Anne Robinson is the host of a TV game show, The Weakest Link. It just premiered here in the US. I wasn't too entertained by it. I thought people were supposed to have FUN on a game show.

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:37 AM

Arrrghh! Caught out at last! At least I've been delivered from Hell, Halifax and, what's the name of that other place....:-)

LOL

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:31 AM

Well, that's it solved then. You get my vote Dave. And trying to shift the blame onto your Auntie Christine was a very typically Beastly act.

You could at least do the decent thing and have a rubber stamp made with your sign so that the rest of us can buy bread machines in Walmart and other stuff. (Read Revelations for the explanation - suffice to say that none of us will be able to buy and sell stuff without having the mark of the Beast, aka Dave the Gnome). Or it might mean that the Beast is a barcode.

Les

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:21 AM

And Les - I live at the very start (or is it end?) of the A666 in Swinton, Manchester. Well - not quite very start. St Johns Church has that honour. Bit of a worry to it's parishoners I guess!

Out of interest, before they pulled it down to build a roundabout, the honour belonged to the Brittania pub. The boundry between Swinton and Salford ran through the pub and people used to move from vault to lounge as different closing times applied. Perhaps they were possessed realy and not just wanting more beer???

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:11 AM

Heyyyy! What's everyone got against my Mothers sister???

Oh-ho, re-reading thread...

Whoops - Just realised you wasn't talking about Aunty Christine....

My favourite anagrams of antichrist btw are, what they do for a living -

chin artist, or to give you a clue on their size and attitude -

thin racist, or you had better watch out if you know anyone called -

Chris Titan!

Dave the anti-Gnome

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:10 AM

I don't mind being one of the Four Horsemen of the Apostrophe. I hate it when that little squiggle gets misued.

Getting back to the Anti-Christ, doesn't the number 666 come into this. Using that clue, I have determined that he or she (or it probably) lives in Bolton, Lancashire (where they have that road number). And because I firmly believe that, if there is an Anti-Christ, Lancashire will be involved somewhere.

Les

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: Helen
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 06:40 AM

sledge,

That reminds me of the first Terry Pratchett book I ever read: Good Omens. The four horsepersons of the Apocalypse are really funny. I especially love the one for War - oh, and the one for famine as well. (Old MacDonalds had a hamburger joint, e-i-e-i-o, and in that hamburger joint there were lots of malnourished people, e-i-e-i-o....)

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist?
From: sledge
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 05:34 AM

Not sure who the Anti christ might be, too many suitable candidates, but the Teletubbies are definately the Four horsemen of the apocolypse.

Sledge