Lyr Add: Too Fat Polka

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Too Fat Polka
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 09:16 PM

Hey, does anybody have the chords to this song?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Too Fat Polka
From: GUEST,Genie
Date: 29 Sep 01 - 02:54 PM

Thanks, Sorcha,

(I'm too lazy to refresh my cookie for one post.)

Genie

Subject: Lyr Add: Too Fat Polka
From: Sorcha
Date: 29 Sep 01 - 10:44 AM

Genie wanted this, and I thought it better to start a new thread rather than bury it in the Polka thread........

TOO FAT POLKA (She's Too Fat For Me)
by Ross MacLean and Arthur Richardson

Here's a silly ditty, you can sing it right away
Now, here is what you say
So sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon
Here's the words, that's all you need
'Cause I just sang the tune:

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me

I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in your coupe?
By herself she's a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon your knee?
No, no, no

We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
And she's too fat for me
But she's just right for me
We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
Yeah, she's too fat,
Much too fat
But she's just right for me

She's so charming
And she's so winning
But it's alarming
When she goes in swimming

We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
But she's just right for me
So I'm sure want her, you can't have her
She's just right for me
But she's too fat!
She's not too fat!
She's just right for me!

She's a twosome,
She's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
Much too fat
She's too fat for me
Hey!