Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST,Ed
Date: 04 May 14 - 09:53 PM

I'm so hungry I could chew Christ off the cross.

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: RoyH (Burl)
Date: 05 May 14 - 04:54 PM

From my Dad, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and the man that shot it.

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST,Luey
Date: 05 May 14 - 05:09 PM

.... eat snakes. Raw.

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST,visitor
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 02:53 AM

@Guest, Ed, vulgarity is kind of understandable when it comes to everyday phrases like these but blasphemy is out of place.

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: Harmonium Hero
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 12:17 PM

....child's arse through a keyhole
    horse and rider and come back for the saddle
    arse end off a scabby dog
The one a few posts back about 'a child's arse through a tennis racquet' is one I heard slightly differently, regarding someone with buck teeth: that they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.
JK

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 12:25 PM

.. a dead Christian Brother (from Myles na G I think)

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 01:16 PM

... a poorly monkey

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 15 - 03:13 PM

... a scabby pig between two flock mattresses

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST,MATTHEW LEDBETTER
Date: 14 Sep 16 - 04:59 PM

IM SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT THE ASSHOLE OUT OF A DEAD RHINO...

IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT THE AFTER BIRTH FROM A HYENA...

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: Daithi
Date: 15 Sep 16 - 06:13 AM

...a cow through a hole in a hedge

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST,Gilly
Date: 15 Sep 16 - 07:08 AM

From my cousin Dennis Wood:
"...a jed mon from out the cut..." [ a corpse from the canal].
My fathers' favourite was:
"...a blind man's stick... ". My brother in law has;
" a cow between two matresses..."

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: Mr Red
Date: 16 Sep 16 - 02:56 AM

one for us Brits:

........... a Findus Beef Lasagne

(Found to contain horse and beef allegedly )

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST,G Swim
Date: 10 Nov 17 - 10:00 AM

I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a menstruating skunk

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST,Rick
Date: 05 Jun 21 - 01:26 PM

Eat the arse off a skunk,through a barbed wire fence, without a fork.

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Jun 21 - 08:47 AM

Where have I been living? I have only ever heard A horse.

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Jun 21 - 01:14 PM

A scabby horse, anybody ??

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Jun 21 - 01:14 PM

A scabby horse, anybody ??

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Jun 21 - 02:53 PM

So good I ate it twice!! :-]

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST,JJdayo
Date: 21 Feb 23 - 01:27 AM

Slurp the crotch out of a dead leper's undies.

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 24 - 08:36 PM

I’m so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 24 - 08:38 PM

I’m so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck.

Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ...
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 13 Jan 24 - 02:10 PM

From Tim Vine: It's only when you're half-way through eating a horse that you realise you weren't as hungry as you thought you were...