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BS: Dr. Seuss Explains Computer Crashes
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Subject: Dr. Seuss Explains Computer Crashes From: Devilmaster Date: 17 Jan 02 - 02:21 PM Sorry, Couldn't resist! :) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash If the label on the cable on the table at your house Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall And screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse Then you may as well reboot and go on out with a bang Cause sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk And the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom. Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: Dr. Seuss Explains Computer Crashes From: swirlygirl Date: 17 Jan 02 - 02:24 PM very good...very good.. it's all become clear...only I phone my brother.. :) xxx |
Subject: RE: BS: Dr. Seuss Explains Computer Crashes From: Jim Krause Date: 17 Jan 02 - 02:31 PM Yep, I heard this somewhere before. Still like it though. Jim |