Subject: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Feb 02 - 08:38 PM Okay, here's a question that seriously needs answering. What is sexier on a man, chest hair or no chest hair? You've got movies like the Austin Powers series portraying a shaggy-chested hero, as if this was something desirable. Is it? I think not, but what do you think? You've got Sean Connery, just slightly less hairy than the average gorilla...considered very sexy by any number of people. Then you've got William Shatner...the ultimate interstellar stud muffin of all time...a virtually hairless chest so virile that, that...words fail me... And so the debate rages on...what's sexier? Lots of chest hair, some chest hair, very little chest hair, or no chest hair at all? Feel free to opinionate all about it on this thread. Comments about Major Tom do not belong here, Spaw, so just don't. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Feb 02 - 08:47 PM Major Tom, like William Shatner, had hair growing on his palms...........What a pair of wankers......... Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Justa Picker Date: 07 Feb 02 - 08:48 PM Chest hair(s): good Back hair(s): bad (...now where are those damn hedge trimmers???!!!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: GUEST,khandu Date: 07 Feb 02 - 08:48 PM If Shatner has no chest hair, then the choice is obvious...no chest hair. After, The Great One is the setter of standards! khandu |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: GUEST,khandu Date: 07 Feb 02 - 08:49 PM If Shatner has no chest hair, then the choice is obvious...no chest hair. After all, The Great One is the setter of standards! khandu |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Amergin Date: 07 Feb 02 - 08:50 PM yawn |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Feb 02 - 08:55 PM You can say that again, Khandu... :-) You don't fool me for a minute, Amergin. How could anyone fail to be fascinated by this controversy? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Amos Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:04 PM Very easily, L'il Hack! :>) A |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:07 PM You don't fool me either, Amouse. :-) Speaking of which, where is Mousethief these days? Oops, thread drift... - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:10 PM Why not explain all the psychological and sociological reasons to all of us Hawk? Write out all the pros and cons based on various cultures around the world over the past 500 years and post the whole thing here. I know we'd all be Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:15 PM Don't tempt me... - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:17 PM Aw c'mon Hawk......PLEASE? Go ahead and shave that palm hair and go for it. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:24 PM I won't. You've hurt my feelings. I am giving you the silent treatment. This post is a figment of your imagination. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:34 PM Well I always kinda liked the hair but Hardi didn't care for it, so out of consideration I shaved it off. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:46 PM I was wondering when someone would say something like that... - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Feb 02 - 09:54 PM I couldn't believe it had not already been said. Jes' goes to show they's a place fer a girl when you mens starts you pissin' contests. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Lyrical Lady Date: 07 Feb 02 - 11:01 PM It don't much matter to me one way or the other ...if ya likes someone ...then ya takes them as they come...leastwise, that's how I sees it. LL |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: 53 Date: 07 Feb 02 - 11:10 PM Why do you want to know? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Catherine Jayne Date: 07 Feb 02 - 11:22 PM Chest hair!!!!! now then talking from the female perspective on this rather delicate subject...........I find a slight covering of chest hair on my men to be quite attractive unlike the amazon rainforest that happens to be growing on our flatulant house mate chris. And I hasten to add that I only know this because he parades himself around the house in his boxer shorts.........nice if you like that sort of thing. Jez is less picky and said that she just likes men in general!!!!! What more can I say?????? catsPHiddle and Jez |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: 53 Date: 07 Feb 02 - 11:39 PM That's very interesting. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: CarolC Date: 08 Feb 02 - 01:59 AM I think the question everyone really wants answered is whether or not Captain Janeway has hair on her chest. Or back, for that matter. What do you think LH? (btw. I've volunteered you to go on a road trip to Newfoundland with Jack the Sailor, gnu, and me this coming summer on little john cameron's "Buddy Wasisname" thread. Are you in or out?) |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: GUEST,guest Date: 08 Feb 02 - 07:14 AM God's trick..I have a thicket of chest hair. Some of them are 4 or 5 inches long, also my back is a forest.If i could pull the back hair over my head I'd have a head of hair instead of the current billiard ball! (My wife loves every hair!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: GUEST,swirlygirl Date: 08 Feb 02 - 07:47 AM Chest hair's fine as long as you don't find odd things in it... Really it doesn't matter. I'm not particularly hung up on follicle things... :) xxx |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Morticia Date: 08 Feb 02 - 08:07 AM Ask Liz the Squeak.....she has as luxurious a growth as anyone could wish for *BG*. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Murray MacLeod Date: 08 Feb 02 - 08:09 AM I don't find this thread boring in the least, well done LH. I do think however that it could profitably be expanded to encompass the question of whether any men find body hair on women attractive. Some men must do, or at any rate not be totally turned off. I have a very close female friend who shaves neither her legs nor her armpits, yet she has always had a boyfriend in tow, as far back as I can remember. I assume this refusal to depilate is some kind of political stance (she is rather radical). Or maybe she is just making sure that I never hit on her .... Murray
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Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: GUEST,swirlygirl Date: 08 Feb 02 - 08:16 AM Well my bikini line's not too fuzz free at the moment after a bad wax and the wax was so bad I'm considering leaving it! It's a pain in the ass all this shaving, depliating and waxing. When i have money I'm going for laser treatment... :) xxx |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: artbrooks Date: 08 Feb 02 - 09:11 AM Well, herself thinks that anyone who can be concerned about secondary, or mabe tertiary, sexual characteristics needs to seriously think about getting a life. I, on the other hand, think that ANYONE who believes that ANYTHING could make William Shatner sexy has forfeited any chance of getting a life. |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Murray MacLeod Date: 08 Feb 02 - 09:18 AM I would ventire to suggest, Art, that the women who shave are precisely the ones who do have a life. Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: SharonA Date: 08 Feb 02 - 10:13 AM Oh, yeah, chest hair is sexy! The more, the better. Bring on the fur! |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Kim C Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:02 AM It all depends on the man. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Catherine Jayne Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:54 AM Well I have to say that I keep my bush to a small shrubbery.......neat and tidy.......not a right lot there down below.........just how I like it and just how me men like it!!! Jez says that it should be kept neat and tidy not to let it take over like the amazon rainforest........we think that spiders legs and thighbrows look very unsightly. All women should also shave underarm hair!!!! I have to say that I went through a spate of waxing my bikini line and found that I walked like John Wayne......not reccomended for the faint at heart!!!!! All the best catsPHiddle and Jez |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Catherine Jayne Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:55 AM Well I have to say that I keep my bush to a small shrubbery.......neat and tidy.......not a right lot there down below.........just how I like it and just how me men like it!!! Jez says that it should be kept neat and tidy not to let it take over like the amazon rainforest........we think that spiders legs and thighbrows look very unsightly. All women should also shave underarm hair!!!! I have to say that I went through a spate of waxing my bikini line and found that I walked like John Wayne......not reccomended for the faint at heart!!!!! All the best catsPHiddle and Jez |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Catherine Jayne Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:57 AM Well I have to say that I keep my bush to a small shrubbery.......neat and tidy.......not a right lot there down below.........just how I like it and just how me men like it!!! Jez says that it should be kept neat and tidy not to let it take over like the amazon rainforest........we think that spiders legs and thighbrows look very unsightly. All women should also shave underarm hair!!!! I have to say that I went through a spate of waxing my bikini line and found that I walked like John Wayne......not reccomended for the faint at heart!!!!! All the best catsPHiddle and Jez |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Murray MacLeod Date: 08 Feb 02 - 11:58 AM Little Hawk, are you beginning to regret this yet? Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Feb 02 - 12:03 PM GOOD line there, artbrooks! LOL! I'll have to remember that one. Thanks, Murray! 53 - Come on! I can't be expected to reveal everything.... Hair on women's bodies? Well, I don't mind armpit hair at all...if I like the woman. I don't demand a bikini line from anyone. I am sort of bothered by mustaches on females, and other facial or chest hair I find a little disconcerting...but...if I liked her enough that probably wouldn't matter either. Oh, and leg hair...again, fine, if I like the woman. In fact, it's preferable to bristles, cos it's softer. Janeway? Hmmmmm. "To Boldly Go Where..." Naw, well, she's not really my type, I guess. - LH
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Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Feb 02 - 12:10 PM Thank you Mortie for allowing me not to be the one to bring up the hairy chest of Liz! I believe there is a picture isn't there? Didn't Ricky Nelson have a hit with "Please Mary Jane, Shave Your Legs?" Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Murray MacLeod Date: 08 Feb 02 - 12:27 PM From a quick Google search ... ".........It's one of several artifacts that round out the exhibit, included alongside such unique objects as a 1963 Alfred E. Neuman Model Kit, a 1987 MAD Squirting Stapler, and, most amusing of all, a 1962 MAD LP featuring such songs as "When My Pimples Turned to Dimples" and "Please, Betty Jane (Shave Your Legs!)." Alfred E. Neuman, rock star? In this MAD MAD MAD MAD world, anything's possible. Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Bill D Date: 08 Feb 02 - 12:28 PM "He was only a Lavender cowboy The hairs on his chest they were two. He wanted to fight like the he-men, And do as the he-men do." ...and, it goes on, by tring too hard to prove himself, he got himself killed..
"....he died with two six-guns a-blazin',
funny...a phrase in German pops into my head: (I'd start a thread on whether and how how often to rotate yer tires...but I remember the condom thread!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Feb 02 - 12:30 PM Betty Jane....Mary Jane.........So I forgot......And let's face it Murray, using Ricky Nelson is more humorous then Alfred anyday, although they bore some resemblance. Spaw (old Mad reader) |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Rustic Rebel Date: 08 Feb 02 - 12:37 PM My mom used to say "drinking whiskey would put hair on my chest", so now I drink tequila. Rustic(hairless ((women-for Spaw))Rebel) |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Murray MacLeod Date: 08 Feb 02 - 12:39 PM AAARGH !!! Spaw disses yet another of my heroes ...first Neil Young, then Roger McGuinn, now Ricky Nelson. WHere will it all end? Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Feb 02 - 12:54 PM It won't end, Murray. He's totally shameless. He's still dissing Major Tom too, after all, and still making gratuitous and totally inflated claims of phallic supremacy. What can you expect of someone who blows up a possum's butt on a regular basis? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Roger in Sheffield Date: 08 Feb 02 - 01:07 PM Is this the Bear mailing list? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Roger in Sheffield Date: 08 Feb 02 - 01:18 PM ...even if it isn't can I just move the discussion to a higher musical level |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: DougR Date: 08 Feb 02 - 02:28 PM I favor no leg or underarm hair on women, and I'd get real nervous if she had too much chest or back hair. DougR |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: GUEST,Just Amy Date: 08 Feb 02 - 02:51 PM I like tall bonde men with no chest hair whose name is Sven or Olaf. Apply here: |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: DougR Date: 08 Feb 02 - 04:05 PM Gee Amy, I wish you were a member. I'd send you the latest Sven and Olaf joke I received from a Norwegian friend in Texas. Maybe you heard it already though. It's about a computer virus. DougR |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: Desdemona Date: 08 Feb 02 - 04:19 PM I'm horrified to be weighing in on so BURNING a topic so late in the day; that's what I get for going to work---sheesh! Anyway, I agree that for the most part it really depends on whom the hair is growing out of, within reason. I'd say I prefer SOME hair, otherwise it seems sort of odd (except in the case of Le Shatner, of course; he who defies all ordinary standards!). On the other hand, those hairy-backed guys you see at the beach (almost invariably in Speedos---most perplexing, really) are not at all to my personal taste. Obviously, hairy palms are right out, but rather than shaving, one could use that unfortunately named Australian product...NADS! I wonder if it's any good for blindness....? |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: GUEST,Sven Olaf. Date: 08 Feb 02 - 04:30 PM Vell, I always figured it vas OK if hair could grow naturally on my chest, but the best part is keeping it worn off! |
Subject: RE: BS: Chest hair or no chest hair? - Pro & Con From: GUEST,CLETUS Date: 08 Feb 02 - 04:36 PM Miz Dezdemoanin, Ise got ta tell ya thet i got me sum of them Nads thingz cuz I wuz figgrin thet thay mite be gud ta hep me with my hair problemz. Ya see I likes ta git out inna smmer an do sum swimmin an all but tha folkz down ta the swimmin pool sez I caint swim in my cutoff longhandulz thet I ware wen itz warm an thet I gotta ware me a bathin sute. Well see I git rite embearussed like cuz them hairz on my pubix keepa poppin out. Soze I figger thet them Nads musta bin made speshally fer nads an pubix an such. I brot em home an wen I plasterd tha thing on my nadz it felt purty fine an seem reel ezy an all. But then wen I pullt tha thing off it wuz sumpin elz. Paw herd me hollerin an callt tha ambulanz peepul wen I came runnin outta the outhouse bear nekkid an holdin my privatz. Thay wuz reel nice folks an wen thay cot me thay put sum ice on my pubix an it wuzza lot better til the poleez come an arrestid me fer indecent exposhur. CLETUS |