BS: Punch the Horse Part 999

Subject: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 05:13 PM

Well you go away for a few days and it all falls apart. What the hell woz Ms. Penelope Rutledge on about? Reckon Twillingsgate is off my list of places to stop off on me throbbing beastie! And now u all gone quiet. Surely u not all in Wibbly? Will be paying a visit up there meself sometime this week. As I recall, the Middle Earth is a good session venue. May go up Friday, when me num bum has recovered from 1300 miles across the continent....

And now I need a news update. Oakley, I need news on the job front. Your intercontinental texts were baffling. Kindly update me on the whole headfuck situation>

And Specky, are you still out there, babe? Or has my six day absence driven you into the arms of my rival for your affections, that dastardly Smallpiper??????

Talk to me guys.....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 05:32 PM

Pants. Nobody talkin to me. Just beat the Dummmy spitting record. 26,3 metres. David, you would be proud of me.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: John Routledge
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 05:46 PM

Sorry Dean -The only response so far is to confirm that Ms Penelope Rutledge is not my alter-ego.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 08:58 PM

I think everybody is in Whitby Mr Dean! I was driving in Hull today, and it was really quiet! I reckon Whitby has been taken over by drivellers, I am going there on Tuesday.john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 12:55 AM

Hi DeanMeister. It's early, and I am now stuffing an unfeasable amount of gear into the Morris Minor for the trip to Roscommon. Pehaps you could give me a ring later.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:01 AM

Ey Up Oaklet, Hull is absolutely deserted, theres only me left! 9Theyve all gone to Wibbly).john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:05 AM

PS, I saw Gary last night in Selby, he was the only one there without a beard. There was sume Americun peepol there as well.john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:06 AM

He will get jellus , if dean mister gives you a ring.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:21 AM

OK jOhn, we won't tell him. How are the business plans progressing?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:25 AM

Dont ask! Them banks are not very helpful.Maybe I will rob one of them, I dont know wich one yet but probably barclays, 9It is very near to me) 9Chants Ave).john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 05:20 AM

Nice to see that somebody is still out there. How can everybody go to Wibbly? Doesn't anyone have a job anymore????? Some of us got to work for a living.....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 06:50 AM

oh helloooooooooooooo sweetie u back missed u xx but i can say smallpiper did a grand job of keeping me occupied so i didnt pine tooooo much

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 12:07 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DEANY BOY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I know its not till tuesday so just in case i miss it i singing it now.......... missed u sweetie c u soon xx

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 07:04 AM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fanks Specky!!! I'm all choked up. xx U missed me? Even tho you had John the Piper for company? Aha! See that, John? Reckon that's one-nil to me, mate. Look forward to continuing our conversation, Ms Specky-babes x

Got in trouble last night. Went to Gym at 7.30pm. Then dropped into Sun Inn after for ....er.....a quick 'arf. Hmm. Band was known to me. People kept buying me falling down water. Ended up at Oddies with somebody elses Guitar on me knee.... big mistake. Got home very late and very pissed. Oooooops. Was not a popular chappy when I got back!!!

Incidentally, I am running the session at The Oddfellows Pub, Eastgate, Beverley next Sunday night, 25th August. Musicians and interested spectators are cordially invited to share in the fun. 6pm onwards. Muso's, please let me know if you can come. The last one we did there was a great night....would love this one to be as musical, and as successful. Thanks guys.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 09:15 AM

Pete

That's so unusual, you getting blotto and staying out late. Such a singular occurrence must surely be forgiven.

Can't make Sunday as I'm running the Sun session in the afternoon and then gigging there with a mate from the West Riding in the evening.

I can't make the next Nellies either due being on holiday in Majorca that week.

See you around anyway

Rog

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 01:34 PM

hi sweetie xx naughty boy getting drunk AGAIN i think i am going 2 oddies sunday with a couple of friends will c u then wow cant wait..........i wonder how long it will take u 2 guess who i am cant wait...........as 4 piper guess i prefer guitar to other forms of entertainment? hmmmmmmmmmm looking forward to seeing u again sweetie is the whole band there? or just u and other musicians?? oh well gym was it so u keep that perfectly homed body in shape with proper exercise interesting.c u very soon sweetie xxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 07:43 PM

deany boy i just loveeeeeeeeeeeeee the way you say babeeeeeeeeeeeeee it turns my knees to jelly grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 08:04 PM

pete you there? or are you being a light weight again?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 09:27 PM

Hey people!!!!! It's late again. Ooops. Happy birfdy to Deanie, Happy birfdy to me.... Half way to being a septagonarian. Is that how u spell that? jOhn9? I dunno. Maybe dementia is setting in already.

Dodgy, u out there? Have a good time this weekend?

And Specky, u really gonna come Sunday? Hope so. As to who will be there, dunno yet. The session is normally a guitar/singers thing, but last time I did it it was almost exclusively a musicians thing, and was a lovely night. Only time and bear will tell. Must get my people to call their people....keep u posted. And if u are there, I will suss you. Er...I think! U still got me completely bloody flummoxed! U are a wind up merchant, babe. But I will bring the hunnnnnnnneeeeey just in case......

Hmm. It seems to be 2.18am. How did that happen? Reckon I should go to bed....Maybe catch u in the morning, working peeeeple.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 09:32 PM

hehheheheheheh...I forgot to say "Night babeeeeeeeeeee........xxx" Catch u later...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 09:50 PM

hAppy birfday pete.john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 04:03 AM

happy birthday deany boy.have a good one. dont forget the peacock feather babe xxxxxx

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 04:41 AM

the mind boggles, honey and a peacock feather!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 04:50 AM

well this is what oakley told me i dont know from experience dodgy...well not yet lol

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 04:55 AM

well if i see pete chasing peacocks around beverley i let you know so you are prepared

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 04:58 AM

lol oh my now my mind boggling lol and if u see him chasing an ass? for the milk, oakley said deany boy likes to bathe in milk.... hmmm oh and apparently he greedy with the turkish delight...glad i aint turkish :-)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:07 AM

i now have visions of him chasing the cows on westwood mmm not a pretty thought do you think we should warn the pasture masters?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:10 AM

definately .... oh my the vision is too much 4 this time in the morning lol ... seems deany boy gonna have a busy day lol

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: dodgy bird
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:15 AM

will send out the spies and keep you posted of his activities. gotta go to work now (pants} catch you later

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:16 AM

Hunneeeeeeey and Peacock feathers?????? Wehey!!!! I may be so excited I'll forget to bring my bloody Guitar!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:20 AM

deanyyyyyyyyyyy hi sweetie xxxxxx

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:23 AM

Hellllooooooooooooo baaaaaabeeeeeeeey! xx

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:24 AM

phwoaaaaaaaaaa

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:25 AM

bye dodgy have a good day at work ........i just got home from work night shift yuck and will b gonna bed soon

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:25 AM

back in a mo.......

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:27 AM

missing u already...........

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:28 AM

Sent u a pm, babe

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:32 AM

got it sweetie what u doing 4 ur burfday anything good?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:37 AM

workin :-( Pooh. But just may get a beer or two later heheheheh.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:38 AM

not that falling down water again.be careful they put alcohol in it lol

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:45 AM

Depends where u drink...... Hehehehehe. Bird Dodgy Bird pulls a pretty stong pint!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: specky
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:49 AM

where is dodgy bird working?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:53 AM

I will get into trouble if I reveal her identity.... Did that before and she got all embarrassed and bollocked me!!! OOOoops.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Part 999
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:03 PM

Say, people, I have found a "Twillingate" in Newfoundland. Could this be the fabled "Twillingsgate", home of Ms Penelope Rutledge??? I sort of doubt it, but you never know. Perhaps Little John Cameron could check this out, since I believe he lives in Newfoundland. With really tremendous luck, he might actually get to meet Ms Rutledge and receive some instruction in the social niceties, which could be quite beneficial for an uncultured ruffian like him...

Check out the link:

http://www.fishfunfolkfestival.com/Twillingate.htm

This will give you some info on Twillingate.

- LH