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Subject: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: CarolC Date: 10 Sep 02 - 01:38 PM Chorus--
What do you do for a sailor's birthday
Make him coffee and watch him drink it
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Tie him up and tickle him with a feather
(Chorus)
Make a nice dinner and eat it with him
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**This part's censored 'cause 'tis no-one's business Happy Birthday Jack the Sailor! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 10 Sep 02 - 01:42 PM Cool (((((:-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: MMario Date: 10 Sep 02 - 01:47 PM verse four is censored ? and I thought verse TWO was TMI! Have a happy!
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Bassic Date: 10 Sep 02 - 01:51 PM By the end of that you will have to....... Put him in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him Put him in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him Put him in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him Earl-iy in the morning!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Bassic Date: 10 Sep 02 - 01:59 PM Many happy returns to to you Sailor and congrats to you both from your shipmates on the banks of the humber. We can smell the saltwater from here! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Mr Red Date: 10 Sep 02 - 02:25 PM MMario feathers are merely erotic unless you leave them on the chicken - THEN they are kinky |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: MMario Date: 10 Sep 02 - 02:31 PM They come off the chickens? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: GUEST,Melani Date: 10 Sep 02 - 02:37 PM Bake him a cake and make him eat it... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Skipper Jack Date: 10 Sep 02 - 03:35 PM What about:-
Hang him on the leeward 'til he brings his dinner up I suppose that all depends on what he has for dinner? Happy Birthday!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Sep 02 - 04:38 PM Squeeze the old squeezebox till his feet are tapping Squeeze the old squeezebox till his feet are tapping Squeeze the old squeezebox till his feet are tapping Earl-iy in the morning! ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 10 Sep 02 - 05:14 PM tap tap tap |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 10 Sep 02 - 05:28 PM Hire a band playing "Anchors Aweigh" ... Happy birthday Wilfried |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Sep 02 - 05:46 PM Well, going by the old folk songs, only two things are really required: Liquor and sex. Both in massive amounts. Consult the DT for many fine historical examples of this. Sailors! They are quite similar to Billy Goats, only less well bred, generally speaking... :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 10 Sep 02 - 06:18 PM Haul his keels till he cries for mercy.
Now I wonder if Rambling Sid Rumpo ever got round to a version... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 10 Sep 02 - 10:49 PM McGrath OWWWWWWWWEEE, Mercy mercy!!! L.H. .......Na-a-a-ah! Thanks Wilf! Hey Skipper, beenout dinkin' since 5:30 Donno about the ultimate fate of dinnjer. mmmmmmm Cake! mmmmMMMM feathers! ooooooooo Chickens!!! Thanks bassic
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: Hrothgar Date: 11 Sep 02 - 04:13 AM Of course, if it's a LIVE chicken, it's perverted! :-)) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do You Do For A Sailor's Birthday? From: greg stephens Date: 11 Sep 02 - 06:51 PM How do you gift wrap a wriggling cabin-boy? |