Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)

Subject: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Oct 02 - 03:29 AM

Here is the website of Karen & Colin from the Sloop, http://www.btinternet.com/~kcthompson/
You can send off for there CD,i have heard them singing a few times, and I have got their CD, it is really nice.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Oct 02 - 06:09 AM

If you run a folk club or are responsible for booking people - these two would definately be worth booking. Karen's voice is powerful and needs to be heard to believed and Colin's guitar playing is kinda Richard Tompson + only better!

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Oct 02 - 06:15 AM

smallpliers is exactly right, they are really good, i will talk to Teresa at The Tap and tell her to book them.
Ps how come it didnt turn into a link, i thought links was aoutomatic now, what did i do wrong?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Oct 02 - 06:59 AM

Did you click the blue clicky thing at the bottom? make a link ("blue clicky")? I tried it and couldn't find their page is that the right address?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Oct 02 - 07:44 AM

Try this, you can hear them as well if youre computer has got speekers, Click Ere

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Oct 02 - 10:11 AM

Well done that man! Nice frock Karen! nice site too and the info is understated - they are excellent!

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 09:57 AM

Erstwhile residents of Worcester. Saw them at Bromyard.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 10:31 AM

Fancy swapping Worcester for this pissant swamp. I should know, I traded in rural Somerset seven years ago, and still await recovery.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 11:39 AM

Gary, if you hadn't left; you wouldn't have met me. Now stop being tetchy.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 05:12 AM

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: breezy
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 08:52 AM

Very classy c.d.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Bassic
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 10:35 AM

Two lovely and modest people and also superb performers. They came up to this area and have "paid their dues", supporting sessions and events when it should have been us paying them for the privilage! They are now beginning to get the recognition they deserve in this part of the world. Top performers and top people. Book them NOW whilst you have the chance!

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 02 - 05:12 PM

We saw Karen & Colin at Bridgnorth folk festival last year, they were excellent, you could tell they really loved their music & each other.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Jan 03 - 01:24 PM

refresh, they went to beberley yesterday, and everybody said they was really nice, if anyone dident buy their Cd yet, they should buy it.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 06 Jan 03 - 04:01 PM

Caught them at Beverley last Sunday - amazing!

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Jan 03 - 04:48 AM

They made my day complete on Sunday. Thanks guys!

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Feb 03 - 02:24 PM

hello, i am playiung there cd now, its really nice.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Feb 03 - 02:51 PM

jOhn's famous reviewing system:

jOhn likes it          =   its really nice.
jOhn doesn't like it   =   it's crap.

Glad you passed the test, Karen & Colin :0)

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 04:29 AM

feresh

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: sweetfire
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 01:36 PM

Wow, nice dress Karen. And where exactly can we get a copy from, jOhn?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Bloke in the Corner
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 02:07 PM

Yes to all the above. AND I get to play with them at our local sessions AND harmonise on some of Karen's songs -and she harmonises beautifully on mine. So yah, boo, sucks to you lot.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 06:51 PM

AS a passing thought, as there is more than one couple named Karen and Colin working the folk scene it would be helpfull to give surnames.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 10:19 AM

As to your question 2/12 their surname is Thompson well worth buying their CD also do excellent gigs, once seen never forgotton

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 03:26 AM

sweetfire-why you asking me where you can get a copy of karens dress for then!
how you think i know?

Guest-i dont know there surnames, they from barton.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 03:05 AM

karen-where can sweetfire get a copy of youre dress from/

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,kj
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 05:10 AM

I bought it in Glastonbury.I think the shop was called Medieval Babes

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 10 Jan 04 - 06:07 AM

These people are on at the Bothy Folk Club Southport tomorrow if you happen to be in the area come along

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 07:23 AM

Lovely club, lovely people. We wish them every success in the new venue.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 09:16 AM

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:51 AM

When and where is your next booking?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 03:50 AM

Thanks for your enquiry guest, we are quiet next month, think we have one in Manchester in March exact details to follow CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,CT
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 05:21 AM

Get back to work you, earn your daily bread, bring the bacon home etc
KJ

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 06:21 AM

Shouldn't this be the other way around.....? (wanna buy a copier...?)

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 07:48 AM

Hey wee wifey, what do you mean get back to work.How come you can tell me to get back to work when you should be at work and not sitting playing threads. NO I do not want a bloody copier !

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,CT
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 08:36 AM

I was merely resting my wee little leggies for a few moments husband of mine. No thankyou Pete, at this present moment in time we do not wish to purchase from you a rather large, noisy object.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 08:44 AM

Have you heard wee wifey what Oakley says about you on the PTH thread, he actually claims to understand you.CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 09:56 AM

He was lying. And my equipment is the quietest and most reliable on the planet.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 10:03 AM

Despite rumours to the contrary....

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Oaklet
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:13 AM

I recently bought a photocopier from him. When it arrived it was full of what I thought to be hundreds and thousands. I later found out that they were ants' eggs. I asked him to swap the machine and he continues to pretend to be Arabic and can't understand. The machine now just sits there emitting a foul smell and oozing a sticky liquid that has burnt a hole in the floor. Just thought I'd warn you what he is like.

Oh ALLEJEIDLY9

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:20 AM

Allah Akhbar!

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:24 AM

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Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,CT
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 03:02 AM

They are not ants eggs Oaklet, DeanMeister is actually trying to break into the sperm storage market.KJ

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 06:22 AM

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Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 07:32 AM

Assuming that this thread refers to Barton on Humber, do any of you people know anything about a caravan site on the Barrow road as a few of us are looking for somewhere to stay if/when we come up for the Eurogathering. I'm trying to find the phone number. We already know about the Silver Birches site.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 10:02 AM

There appears to be a field with caravns in it next to the Barton Water Gardens will try & get their number Dave.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 05:05 AM

That field is not a caravan site, its Oakleys holiday retreat.CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Oaklet
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 05:19 AM

My Colin Thompson detector just went into an extended spasm. First sighting of the day to me, I think.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 05:21 AM

In the thread about Kendall & Sorcha visiting the UK, Bill\Sables describes Barrow upon Humber as part of Yorkshire. Is this just because his geography is hazy about the southern boundaries of his county, or is yorkish expansionism about to rear it's ugly head ? I think you might have to consider raising a defence militia of sturdy Lincolnshire yeomanry to repel any planned invasion from the north. Perhaps Mr Sables' recent overseas trip was in order to find allies from other countries.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: KJ
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 07:26 AM

We will stand by ready to repel all invaders, Oaklet is, as we write, speeding up the armoured whelk cloning process in the hopes of being able to muster a full fighting force. However, he is having a few problems at the moment because a few of the more intelligent ones are claiming that they have not been provided with the necessary equipment for battle on the lincolnshire borders and are refusing to come out of their shells. As he is awaiting the results of an enquiry into the leaking of DeanMeister's name as the man responsible for falsifying sales figures for certain dodgy photocopiers, causing the man permanent psychological damage represented by the hats he has started wearing, Oaklet is at present under an awful lot of pressure. I'm sure he will rally round however & help us mount the defence of our beloved borders.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 08:58 AM

As a past master at extracting welks to make a living, may I respectfully suggest to Oalkey it is unwise to allow individual welks to cause coercion amongst the masses. Be firm but fair.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: KJ
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 09:03 AM

Bloody hell CT I'm beginning to feel like we're a multiple personality. KJ

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: KJ
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 09:13 AM

If you were a whelk,you would want to be fully equipped for the N Lincolnshire Front, maybe we should have a whip round & provide the poor buggers some flak jackets, grenades, exocet missiles etc. We'll have to have a word with the Ayatollah, I'm sure he'd help. However, we must be careful, no use helping the whelks now when it suits our purposes to have them turn against us at a later date. We would have to spend years watching them subjugate Barrow-on-Humber, trying to negotiate then resorting to sanctions, then when they've nearly decimated the local population we'd eventually have to march in & sort out the mess that we'd begun by supporing their rise to power....tricky.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 10:13 AM

Am enjoying the "No Smoking Club" thread.

Dunno bout you, but I used to regularly attend Cottingham and Driffield, but stopped when they banned smoking. Killed the atmosphere for me.

Sorry, I'll shut up now.

Pete.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 03:59 AM

They do assure me that smoking is indeed bad for you. I work in a no smoking college so I have had to resort to bursting into flames instead. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 04:28 AM

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Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 07:36 AM

It has come to my attention that clusters of welks have gathered along the south bank all facing north and preparing to raise £2.50 collectively. This leads me to believe Oakley is about to expand his empire

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 07:16 PM

Your yellowbelly whelks have no chance. You just haven't got the mussel.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 10:14 PM

hello, i'm eating an orange, [i eated loadss of r oranges recentyly], they on special off er in jacksons, and if guest is bothred that i speleed oreanges wrong, he can kiss my arse, this is music site, not spelling site, so just watch it.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 03:49 AM

It is not wise to underestimate the power of the Oakley. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 03:56 AM

helloo KJ, if i was you, i wou;ld get loads of oranges before tyhat offer runs out.john

ps=oranges are good, they make you shit.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 06:05 AM

Thanks John, we all really wanted to know that last little detail.

(I bet you Barton folks give daily thanks that you've got the Humber between you and John - do want me to sign the petition to get him banned from using the bridge ?)

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 06:39 AM

Only after he's crossed it, please Dave?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 08:01 AM

I've got an idea - what about a "Left Turn" sign right in the middle of the bridge that's only activated by his vehicle ?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 09:33 AM

Good plan

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: KJ
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 10:39 AM

Now listen I feel that I must come to the defence of jOhn,I am sure he would be of invaluable help in the whelk cloning business.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: ossonflags
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 05:34 AM

Paull is the world centre for the shrimp industry.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: KJ
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 07:43 AM

I have just been shopping at Proudfoot, Oakleys welks seem to have lost direction and are presently supping dregs from the wine bottles in the recycling bin. North bank has had a reprieve for now but for how long who knows. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 02:16 PM

Isn't there a big cave for Oakers to put his gastropods in? As in 'we'll keep a whelk home in the hillside'?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 08:51 AM

I had an unexpected encounter with the Oakley yesterday. He informed me that his Welk command and control centre had experienced a technical fault.Thus the north bank for now can breath easy.CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Oaklet
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 09:17 AM

It was a lovely encounter, Thompsons.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 09:27 AM

It was Colin Thompson that did the lovely encounter, it was.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 04:49 AM

Harpmaker is to be admired for such honesty. I have a small bank account. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 04:55 AM

I have a small alcohol problem.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 05:18 AM

I have a small alcohol problem as well, cos I have a small bank account.CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: KJ
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 05:33 AM

Harpmaker I may have something for your little problem click here

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,me
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:02 PM

It's snowing

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:35 PM

helo-anyeay=i just read this thread agfain, and get lost guest
"gust saying which karen and colin is it etc, blar, blar , blr"

which one you bloodty think then, sti#upif!
the one in barton, told you that adlready, guest is blooddy thivk amnd, just trying to make trubble.
karen and colin ois good singers, and proper folkkie people, and they got a cd as well, and you can buy it from there web site, and its really nice, and i heard they makingf a new one soon, but i dont y know wehn, .


anyway=this prove how thick is guset= this theread is called barton people caren andf colin, and guest say=" theres plenyty folk people in uk, where are they thrn, and waht they called"!

blody hell, can you get more thivck than that!
i supiresed thivck guest can even swocth his compter on!

get lost guest, - yoiu are too thivk for this site.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:27 AM

gesust got shit for brains.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 09:44 AM

Why does Harpmaker keep harping on his erectiley challenged state ? Does he really believe women who say that size doesn't matter ? - if so one look at the size of dildos etc in Anne Summers will soon convince him it's a load of bullshite. Is he hoping that there is a girl on Mudcat with a small c**t (or a hamster) who will be attracted to him ?

If he wants to move to West Sussex there's a place that should suit him - Littlehampton !

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Bobjack
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:06 AM

Harpy's appendage is VERY small though Dave.Maybe it's just something he just has to get off his chest

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:35 AM

If it reaches his chest, it can hardly be small !

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 29 Jan 04 - 04:02 AM

Excuse me folks. This is a music site and Welk discussion forum. Sex is strictly taboo.CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 29 Jan 04 - 05:01 AM

In that case surely discussion about winkles is allowed too. I know several songs about winkles, but none about whelks. Still if you've only got a small winkle, perhaps a whelk is the answer.

However at the "Royal Marine" Walton-on-the-Naze Essex (where they run a folk and a shanty festival) they have a chapter of the "Royal Ancient order of the Whelk". Members can be fined for not wearing their Whelks, and on certain ocasions, Dress Whelks have to be worn.
This is one of the few british locations where Neptunea Contraria, the reverse spiral whelk is found.

Did you hear about the Whelk who went clubbing one night and pulled a mussel ? . . . I'll get me wet-suit and mask

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 07:51 AM

Wonder how the Oakley Welks are coping with these icy blasts on the south bank? CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 10:15 AM

Probably just makes them stronger and hardier.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 03:55 AM

The clever wee wifey has updated our website http://www.btinternet.com/~kcthompson/

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 03:58 AM

heloo,, you should be guest CT!,
anyway=are yoi goingf to bebverley today?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 04:03 AM

ps=Colin is the one with the mush-tash , i seen him in real life, [i see tyhem in plenty of places ie barton, hull flok club, beberley festibal, selby [madcat gathering], whitby frestibail, [i wass pissed at that time, but i awlays pissed at wihtby time].
and colin playsinfd nice guitar music [really nice][, and his wif called caren is good at singing.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM

i think caren is a nurse, all my family is nurses exept me [i work in a curry ship],
i was going to be a nurse, but i faileed the exams, [i was half pissed at thsat time], and i think nurse job is shit money, so i''m not bothered reallly, then i went in army, and i was a combat medic there, that was easy, and i was a cook as well, sop get double money!
medic job is easy, just learn stuff, and see how to give injectituns etc, but good job no proper war started, [if proper war started, i probly shit meself and run away!
good thing about army is= you can get pissed every night, very cheap, is called naffi, [speshul brew only 50p a can!, and cigs= only 2 pound for 20, ], very good times in army= i rember 1 time i eat big chinese meal, and i was pissed, and walk on bridge in york, and police came, and i tell them "get lost , i am army bloke, kiss my arse", and it works, they dont like to mess with army blokes=

i tell you why...
if is 2 civvy police, and 10 army blokes, =we just beat them up and throw them on river!
but that time i got = i got army jail, not sure waht for [i was pissed], i think boss said "jOhn, you are silly bastard, go to jail for 1 week!"
so , that waht happened in that time
[I think i got jail for mesing about, ie disderly con duckt or somethingf, not sure really.,
but antyeay, if you cheeky in army jail= you get more tine!=
i leaved army after that, army is big load of shit,
my job after army was freight forwarder/import/export clerk
and that was a big load of shit as well
[I worked for N.Cutting & Co= "heloo n.cutting ., who can we help you etc?"
shit job, really shit!
.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 04:45 AM

aNd another time= i blew a big hole in saisbury plane, i dident mean it, but got in truoble for that as well CO said "2 you could have killerd someone silly bastard, waht we goingf to doing with you threbn?", [not my faulyt, if they give you ex plosives, you throw tyhem, not my bloddy fault if some body in the way, there fault, dont blaming me!
any way= ex plosives are good fun, [boooooom!], one day i blew a 30ft crater on salsbury plane, which was nice!

another anyway=i applieed to joining them bom disposal team, but they said no, [bastards!], they said i drinking to mucjh, and not allowed tpo drinking tooo much in that job anyay=i know somebody waht did it, but he got no fingers now, they got blown off by a bom, [he got a few fingers, but only 1 or 2, ] i thonk his right hand is just main bit, no fingers, i bet he got a few quid for that?
they offered to chop his hand off, and put one with fingers on, but he said no.

How much money you get, if your fingers is bloen off in army?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 04:50 AM

how much will you give me, if i cut my fingrrs off?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 05:06 AM

Diss orderly con ducked.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Teresa
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 05:18 AM

Oh jOhn, what a CV!! Someone should have warned me not to have a drink nearby while I read this thread; most of it would have gone down!

Love the music, Karen and Colin; I'll be getting the the recordings. Hope to make it across the pond sometime soonly, or hope to see you in the States. :D
Teresa

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:40 AM

hrloo terase, i thouggt yooun was blind" so how you see my wroiting them? [that shoewd him!"
anyay= i bet you just looking for freee dog.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:46 AM

blind my arse!, he saw that alright!

anyway=i am deaf, so dont take the piss out of deaf people, or i s,mash yor bloodt face in ., and sever you right, is new law= is called "dont taking the piss out of the deaf people"
and if you do. =tjen you can get fined ;loads, and serve yioou right.john.

ps-i think if you take the piss out of deaf blokews, you could get fined about 500 quid., not sure really.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Teresa
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:48 AM

Nope, don't have a dog; I use a white cane.
Teresa

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:51 AM

anyway=did you all here about new law?

its called "dont take the piss out of the deaf people"
and i just looked at my news letter, and if you take the piss out of deaf people, you can get big [ 5, ooo quid] fine, or 6 months in jail, and bloody serve yiou rtight, so just watchg it them.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:57 AM

and dont bloddy laugh, and think its funny, cos i nick you, if any peope taking piss out of deaf people, theve had it now, i specially loking out for that gargoyle . hes a big nutter, and he'd better be careful .johjn

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 04:46 AM

John - I assume it's not illegal to take the piss out of people with kidney failure ?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Bobjack
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 04:57 AM

Enough of these digressions, what news of Harpy's small pee pee?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Teresa
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 05:10 AM

Oh, that explains the odd-looking whelk. ... ;)

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 05:59 AM

I can forward plenty of spam mail which purports to have an answer to Harpy's problem ie:

FWD:The penís enlargement pill
RE: surprise your women
amplify the size of your love tool!
Please your lover better
This is what your lover wants
amplify your cock. today! science has proven it

And those are just from this mornings spam !

Perhaps it's e-mail like this that is sapping Harpy's confidence.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 07:13 AM

As a midwife I am not overly concerned about the size of Harpy's appendage, just what he does with it. Whilst at present there are enough little darling babies to keep us going, you must not let the supply drop 'cos otherwise I'll be out of a job & lord knows the music doesn't pay enough to keep body & soul together.So Harpy ignore the comments keep it up!!

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 09:32 AM

Even if it's not very far up - and don't be too put off if your partner keeps asking "Is it in yet ?" - women (and sheep) can be very thoughtless at times.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 10:06 AM

There you go again, introducing sex on what is supposed to be a respectable music and Welk thread. Behave. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 10:22 AM

Brilliant Dave, that'll keep me chuckling for hours. KJ

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:50 AM

Rather than copy a post onto two threads, check PTH Feb. I've just posted something that's going to tickle Oakley to pieces.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:52 AM

Smashing Dean thats just what we need. Young people are the only way foward for any type of music CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 04:08 AM

Cheers, Colin. I thought it was an occurence relevant to this site. In between the drivel.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 07:55 AM

One must imagine that the Oakley has cause for concern with the windy old weather and his Welks well being? CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 04:05 AM

Having listened to radio4 on the way to work this morning, I now am convinced of the threat from WMD. One appeared from its case on Tuesday night but was not deployed. I feel it is our duty to be vigilant and have aquired a contact at MI5 in case of further activities. We must protect ourselves from Weapons of Mass Distortion. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 04:51 AM

Rural Sex have acquired amplification....??

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 06:10 AM

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: harpmaker
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 03:40 PM

my pee pee is still small

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 07:25 AM

Does that mean you have a weapon of minimal distraction CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 03:07 AM

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:45 AM

I think that Oakley should be more worried about Chinese illegal immigrants pinching his welks !

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 07:50 AM

Not a very appropriate joke I dont believe, people died.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 08:52 AM

Oakleys Welks are in danger. I saw a seal in South Ferriby last Friday. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 07:57 AM