BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!

Subject: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: Amos
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 04:01 PM

Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, Happy Ramadan, Happy _______

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

But seriously, folkies, with the year's end coming up, I really do wish every one of you a really inspiring and energizing and fulfilling
new year, winter holiday, and all the very best in the months to come. You're a great gang of friends and I am glad and proud to know you all.

Amos

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: MMario
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 04:04 PM

And he did it without mentioning the MudCat CD's or exhorting anyone to order them!

Well done Amos!

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 04:12 PM

Hey MMario I'll second that one!
Amos-Same to you and all Mudcats
Peace and Love, Rustic

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 04:13 PM

.....ah favors humbuggery, mahsef, ah do....so cain ah jes' ignore all them disclaimers and PC sentiments?

;>)

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 04:15 PM

|_|> I'll raise my tankard to that!!

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 04:30 PM

Amos: Sorry, but you forgot to have your "Best Wishes" notorized... and then you'll need the required recordation stamps applicable to the various jurisdictions in order for it to have an legal validity..,

Bobert

p.s. And you have you a good 'en, too!

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: khandu
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 09:47 PM

Hey Amos!! You fergot "Happy First Anniversary to The King of Mississippi Day"! Though I haven't actually been King for a year, our fiscal year begins December 21, and that date is considered my first anniversary. Not much change has occurred yet, due to me devoting so much time to selecting my Cabinet (Can't decide between the maple or pecan?), but a change is gonna come! Heads will roll!

Nonetheless, I personally and royally wish you personally and grandly a grand holiday season. May the best befall you!

KingKenkhandu (I love alliteration!)

Subject: Politically Correct Holiday Greetings To All!!
From: GUEST,Sonja
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 02:14 PM

Careful, Amos. Better register the copyright on that greeting ASAP before Hallmark steals it!!

Joy (or Humbug, if you prefer) to all of you!!

SWO

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 02:22 PM

Well KingKenkhandu, I hope your Christmas sale goes well at "Big Bubba's Bedsheet Bonanza"........Great alliterative name for your business as well I must say...............

Also I wish to add to a Happy Whoobahorschmere(sp?) as well to Amos' list.......Whatever you believe, well.......have a good time and don't kill anybody huh?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: Amos
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 11:51 PM

And ESPECIALLY to all of you out ther elistneing to and ordering your very own Mudcat CDs!!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: Matt_R
Date: 07 Dec 02 - 01:09 AM

You forgot Festivus!

Subject: RE: BS: The Very Best Wishes Allowed -- To All!!
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 02 - 12:13 PM

Oh, Matt it is mighty nice to see you here again!! I need someone to poke me once in a while!!

A