BS: Identity Thefts

Subject: BS: Identity Thefts
From: GUEST,Bobert
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 09:11 PM

Well, I keep seeing these stories about folks having their identities stolen which sounds real bad but fir some folks I would think a blessing in disguise.

But that's not my question. If someone steals your identity what do they see when they look in mirror? Hmmmmm? No, make that a double hmmmmmmm?

Okay, lets say, fir instant that they see the person that they stole the identy from in the mirror then who does the person with the stolen identy see in the mirror?

Well, okay lets just say that when you steal someone's identity that you see them in the mirror and they see you. Then if that's the case, how caome they don't get caught since you can see 'em and maybe even take a picture of the mirror to give to the police? Hmmmmmm? Looks like I'm ahead of you on this one, too.

Any additiona thoughts or questions?

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 09:47 PM

You'se in rare form tonight Boberdz.

But, yeh, I know whatcha mean. Someone stole my identity once and I did take a picture of him in the mirror and gave it to the police. They aked me what in the hell I wanted them to do with a picture of some guy whose face ya couldn't see 'cause it was hidden behind a camera. And if ya looked real close at the picture of the camera lens ya could see another really small guy with a camera in front of his face and if ya looked real close at the picture of the lens of that camera.......

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: GUEST,DW at work
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 09:55 PM

How come you always end up looking like your best buddy's sister though, including the beard?

DW

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: Allan C.
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 10:12 PM

I'm sure Lewis Carroll could shed some light on this, were he here.

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: leprechaun
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 10:29 PM

Somebody's been smoking too much medical marijuana.

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 10:46 PM

We ain't got no "medical marijuana" in Wes Ginny, so it ain't me.

That's my story and I'z stickin' to it until Johnny Ashcroft smashes down my door and forces me to pee in a cup...

So whaddayathink, leppie?

About "identity theft", dang it. Come on, keep up!

(Whew, think the lepster might have either gotten into the med-weed or oughtta...)

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 11:02 PM

Identity theft? Is that the same as ID theft? If it is, you should know, Bobert. You been steelin' my idees for some time now. Ever time I get a good idee to post on the Cat, I run it in front of you first to see how it'll fly. Then, when I get back to the forum page, there's my idee, fersactly how I writ it 'cept it got the name "Bobert" on it!

Now, WHO STOLE MY COOKIE!!!!......Bobeeeertttt!!!!!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Dec 02 - 12:11 AM

Is this total theft or just borrowing a link? (I beleive it's called piggybacking?)

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 02 - 12:18 AM

Well now, a body and an identity aren't eggzackly the same, see, Bobert. Now someoen in a thin body could steal your Wes Ginnie iDENTitee and they'd still be thin, and you'd still have all that delicious white meat hanging off ya. But when they looked in the mirror they'd start making outrageous Democratic inspirational speeches and talking about slide rules and such.

But there's no need you should have to take on their identity in exchange. You could just drum up a new one to your liking -- after all that's how ya got the first one. Mebbe borrow some gestures from Bill Clinton, or even ol' khandu over in Mississippi, or some sech. It would be a hoot, cuz every new thing you added in there, you could run in and see what P-Vine thought about it. "Ya like this smirk, honey? Too lopsided? OK, I'll design a diffferent one." "How about this dreamy ruminating look....?" "Ya like snappy comebacks or something more thoughtful, like Mark Twain?"

LOL!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Dec 02 - 12:24 AM

Ah, my mistake, I thought this might have been a serious question hidden in a humourous setting.

Must reset sense of humour chip... it's not been functioning well for the last 9 months.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 02 - 06:35 AM

Had my identity stolen once, a while back. Fellow did a good job, too. Took my fingerprints, DNA patterns and everything. I found out what happened from a friend who witnessed it.

I was in church praying (as is my wont) and testing the purity of the altar wine and the thief was standing outside of a local bar and house of ill repute. A rusty pickup truck drove by, turned, and stopped in front of the unsuspecting thief. Two guys jumped out, shotguns in hand, yelling "Thar he is! That's the summabich that ruint our li'l Maggie Janey!"

To make a long story short, he's been married for quite a while, has twenty-seven kids and a hog farm. After he was married for a bit he swore off his lying, cheating, stealing ways and reverted to his own identity. By then, of course, it was too late to save himself and he suffered a Fate Worse Than Death.

This is the absolute and complete truth, free of all distortions, exaggerations, fibs, lies, preveracations, and suchlike things.

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Dec 02 - 07:25 AM

The person who stole John9 from Hull's identitity has been trying to give it back for ages.

Subject: RE: BS: Identity Thefts
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 02 - 09:31 AM

Is this from member Bobert, or from a guest who stole Bobert's identity? Are we talking the Mudcat stolen identity game here?

You can steal my identity if you'd like Bobert, and then you can give that one to J. Ashcroft when he calls on you. ;-)