Subject: Lyr Add: on again on again on again on From: bradfordian Date: 13 Dec 02 - 04:49 PM Verse 1 plus any corrections s.v.p. mes amis. A very fast moving humourous non pc song. A type thing Roaring Jelly or Cosmotheka might have done. I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hips A sensational belly I just never noticed her lips always were moving Only when we got to the alter and she had to say "I do" She folded her arms, gathered herself and took in a breath then I knew She'd 'ave gone on again on again on again on again on Till the entire congregation passed out and the vicar passed on and choir boys passed through puberty. At the reception I gloomily noted her family's jubilant mood ???????????????gratitude She talks to me when I go for a shave or a sleep or a swim She talks to me on a Sunday when I go singing hymns and drinking heavily whem I am ?????????????????? At 95 on my motorbike she's on the pillion seat Wittering on again on again on again on again on When I'm eating or drinking or reading or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary she will never stop talking to me, she's one of those women who will never use three or four words when, a couple of thousand will easily do She even talks about ?????to me about ?????????? in our bed of a night Throughout the sweetest our intimate delights She never gives over???????? or stopping while we go hammer and tongs towards the peak except for maybe a sigh or moan ?????????? then she goes on again on again on again on again on and I must assume that she has never noticed that she's just been interupted, totally unruffled she is and as far as I can see, I might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring up the tea No she won't take a hint, not once she has made a start. I could yawn, belch bleed or faint or fart she'd not drop a syllable I could stand in front of her grimly sharpening up an axe. Sprinkle her with parrafin and ask her for a match She'd just go on again on again on again on again on even more the hind leg off a donkey ???????????/she could bore the balls off a buffalo the mother of god one day I pray one day Oh let your kingdom come but in the meantime mother won't you strike this bugger dumb? well believe it or not she appeared to me then and there The blessed virgin herself in answer to my prayer Despite the vulgarity shimmering softly dressed in blue, holding up her hands ?????????????????? she went on again on again on again on again on I have to state how very much I sympathise with the rest of the family give some women the ghost of a chance so there upon they go on again on again on again on again on on again on again on again on again on cheers Brad. |
Subject: ADD: ON AGAIN!... ON AGAIN!... (Thackray) From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 02 - 06:03 PM Hey Brad - I found it here (click) -Joe Offer- ON AGAIN!... ON AGAIN!... by Jake Thackray I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day To me it is palpable proof of God's existence, a posteriori Also I love breasts and arms and ankles, elbows, knees It's the tongue, the tongue, the tongue on a woman that spoils the job for me. Please understand I respect and admire the frailer sex I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hips She could have gone on again, on again, on again till the entire She talks to me when I go for a shave, or a sleep, or a swim Wittering on again, on again, on and again and again She also talks without stopping to me in our bed of a night Then she goes on again, on again, on again on and I must She will not take a hint, not once she's made a start She'd just go on again, on again, on again even more Well, believe it or not, she appeared to me then and there But she went on again, on again, on again on and I They will go on again, on again, on again, on again, |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: on again on again on again on From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 02 - 06:10 PM By the way, this is quite a Website I stumbled across, Make "Em Laugh! - claims to have hundreds of monologues. Heck, there's even a contribution from somebody named Bill Sables. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: on again on again on again on From: bradfordian Date: 13 Dec 02 - 06:22 PM Roaring Jelly or even JAKE THACKERY. Thanks Joe! Hey, you could go and make a coffee and give someone else a chance, Joe! Cheers Brad Ps See you in July, maybe, just maybe (I'd love to see Bill Staines whose performing somewhere in NY round about then!) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: on again on again on again on From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Dec 02 - 06:42 PM I was trying to be discreet about posting this, and it was quite difficult with a 13-yr-old boy looking over my shoulder. I couldn't take time to read it (with a censor looking over my shoulder), so I hope it's not TOO raunchy. Well, I read it now and guess it's not too bad for a 13-yr-old boy...but now my wife is looking over my shoulder. -Joe Offer- |
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