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Subject: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Amos Date: 16 Dec 02 - 10:49 PM You have always been a special force in the Forum, Catspaw. You've given us tears, laughter, asphyxia, provication and suffocation, and all the entertainment we could stand.
So, old buddy, this special song is for you, because no-one does it like you do, pal... Love, A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: momnopp Date: 16 Dec 02 - 10:54 PM Amos, There's this thing called the WORLD out there -- I think you need to spend a little bit more time out in it. As do the people who put this little ditty together. That's pretty damn funny! And 'Spaw, do you get royalties every time they play it? Love, JudyO |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Bobert Date: 16 Dec 02 - 11:10 PM No, JudyO, he gets paid fir the *REAL SHOTS* which has nothin' to do with Bud Lite... Fire away, Spawzer! It's friggin' Christmas, dang it! Bobert euwwwwwwhhhhhhh! phew! ohhhhhhh! nasteeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Mark Cohen Date: 16 Dec 02 - 11:11 PM Oh, Lord, now there's little bits of poi all over my computer screen... Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Dec 02 - 11:19 PM Yeah, I guess that Bud's for me, although the silence is often not a part of the mix. The fact that my ass has been labeled a Bio-Hazard and that with only a few good rips my flatulence will eat the seams out of Levis does give me a "leg up" on many folks, so to speak. Although the smell can be horrendous, most would say the greater problem is the burning in their eyes. Thanks Amos for the tribute which I cannot let pass in silence. Amos my friend, this one's for you!!! BBRRRAAAWWWMMMPP.......ahhhhhh......mighty fine...............Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: MMario Date: 17 Dec 02 - 08:50 AM WOBH! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Fortunato Date: 17 Dec 02 - 04:15 PM wHATs tHAT, MOMMA, SMELLS LIKE $#@!? dON'T THAt Man NEVER CHANGE HIS DRAWERS? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Amos Date: 17 Dec 02 - 05:15 PM I dunno how you do it, Spaw...you let out these really vile farts and expect your friends to be honored by your contribution? This is postively trascendental hubris!!! Fortunately, hubris is a sin punished by thew gods, and none of the present company seem to qualify so you're safe for now... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Dec 02 - 06:12 PM I misread it. I thought it said no-one likes you.. and was about to get indignant when I thought... hell, maybe it's right.... if I can ever get it to play properly, I'll let you know.... LTS (*BG*) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Just Amy Date: 17 Dec 02 - 06:36 PM ROTFLMAO |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Dec 02 - 07:39 PM Well. So.... And I got slagged off for finding poop jokes funny..... Spaw, it has become one of my life's ambitions to meet you in the flesh (and preferably outdoors).... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Amos Date: 17 Dec 02 - 08:22 PM ...standing up wind in a high breeze.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Burke Date: 17 Dec 02 - 08:23 PM Are these for real? Check out the underwear inspector! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Dec 02 - 08:27 PM Yeah Burke, they are.......Augie has evidentally given a pretty free rein to his ad agency and many of those I've heard on the radio....for awhile it was the only reason I listened to any local station......I loved the one about "sitting in the bleachers with our nuts between our legs" or something like that. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Burke Date: 17 Dec 02 - 08:36 PM Gosh, I ought to listen to something other than NPR more often. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Kim C Date: 18 Dec 02 - 10:04 AM Just like the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: wysiwyg Date: 18 Dec 02 - 12:52 PM Anyone going to post the lyrics then? I can't-- puder trubble. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Mrs.Duck Date: 18 Dec 02 - 01:16 PM That is just too funny! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Naemanson Date: 18 Dec 02 - 03:32 PM ROTFLMAO! It takes a bit of humor to get me to laugh out loud while looking at a computer screen. This did it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: mytoycar Date: 18 Dec 02 - 04:25 PM he he |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: GUEST Date: 18 Dec 02 - 04:49 PM Why is it that some people find 'toilet' jokes so funny? That's a serious question. They leave me cold and think that they're best to twelve year olds, but lots of you obviously like them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Amos Date: 18 Dec 02 - 05:27 PM Some of us take ourselves a lot less seriousy than you do? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Jeri Date: 18 Dec 02 - 05:49 PM Maybe Amos is right. In any case, I had a lot of fun when I was 12. When fewer and fewer things start seeming funny, perhaps I grew up just a bit too much. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: GUEST Date: 18 Dec 02 - 06:38 PM Yeah, maybe Amos is right. Each to their own I guess... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 02 - 08:08 PM Turnip, are you implying that toilet humor is dirty? I mean, let me ask you this.....How dirty is your toilet? Considering the amount and types of chemicals used to clean toilets and clean them on a regular basis, it seems to me that toilet humor is pretty clean. Now I don't know about your toilet of course, but ours is clean enough that I wouldn't consider saying anything dirty when referring to it. As you say, to each his own.... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: CraigS Date: 18 Dec 02 - 08:17 PM I hate Bud Lite. I like the genuine Budovar Budweiser beer that is brewed in Hungary, but that Bud stuff is only useful if you know you're going to be in crowded elevators or trains the next day! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Cluin Date: 18 Dec 02 - 08:18 PM I like "Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter". "Watch out! That's water!" *LMAO* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Dec 02 - 04:15 PM If you are in the habit of using crowded lifts, then I refer you to the Brussel Sprout shortage thread. So for that reason if no other get your sprouts today, otherwise nobody in that lift will remember you afterwards. BE REMEMBERED ¦¬] Giok PhEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Rustic Rebel Date: 19 Dec 02 - 04:57 PM Dear Spaw, Because I am so fond of you, I thought I would send this your way. Flame throwers special Love ya,Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: wildlone Date: 24 Dec 02 - 04:35 PM Spaw,I can drop one at work and as I wear a long white coat I can walk around so it escapes slowly, I to believe that if it is a good one you should share it. dave SBD. {back with a new computer} |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Tweed Date: 24 Dec 02 - 05:59 PM Dear Spaw, I once heard a woman in the library who ripped one with every step she took. My son who was eight at the time thought it was wildly funny and he laughed so hard that snot came out his nose, ...which set me loose. I'd done a fair job of maintaining a straight dad face up to that point in the encounter. Possibly she was part mule but I couldn't look up at her for long to really tell. What do you think? Is there any hope for my son and I to ever become gentlemen? The horrendous stench somehow made us laugh harder. Are we insane? Yerz, Tweed |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Dec 02 - 12:40 PM No, you're just human. Dogs and cats don't laugh about farts. They take little notice of them. By the way, Spaw, I wasn't going to mention it, but...for the first 2 to 3 days I was in Trinidad I outdid you. Seriously. It was the change of diet from dead, processed, North American food to LIVE, fresh, garden grown Trinidad food. I produced enough gaseous emissions in 2 days to inflate the Hindenburg Zeppellin. It was quite worrisome! Eventually all the processed garbage cleared out of me, and after that things were just fine. I have discovered that the secret to a smoothly well-functioning digestive system is simply to eat food that isn't totally dead from being deep-fried, microwaved, etc... Have never felt healthier than in Trinidad. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: John MacKenzie Date: 25 Dec 02 - 02:39 PM Throw a way your micro wave, frypan, and deep fat fryer. Buy fresh fruit and greens, cut down on carbohydrates, and you too may loose 20+lbs,[about 10 kilos], I have. It's taken me about 3+ months, but it's great. Loose it slowly, keep it off they say, going up stairs is now a whole new experience. [I have cancelled it for Christmas though!] Failte.....Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Duane D. Date: 27 Dec 02 - 12:01 AM Spaw, I found this site online with too many links on the subject. The url is: http://www.farts.net/ (in case the blue clicky doesn't work)http://www.farts.net/ Darn, I can't get this blue clicky stuff. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Duane D. Date: 27 Dec 02 - 12:04 AM Wow, the blue clicky does work. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Duane D. Date: 27 Dec 02 - 12:54 AM I found a couple of other sites on the topic I thought might be of interest: http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Fart_20Catheter and: http://www.kynd.net/~tralchem/flatus.html |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Dec 02 - 12:59 PM DD has discovered blueclickyitis. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Dec 02 - 06:31 PM Need a cookbook? Click here. Bruce |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: katlaughing Date: 27 Dec 02 - 06:52 PM wildlone/Dave!!! Great to see you have returned!! You've been missed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Spaw... From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 28 Dec 02 - 06:24 PM Ah, Spaw, you're still the center of intellectual ferment here at the tavern. A twenty-one pphhhtt salute to you... --seed |