BS: thread name game

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 04 - 01:29 PM

Second Joke Thread for 2004/England - France

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 03:31 PM

One best rock song of all time, and why.
Hitler's genitals




O.k. you've got to know the background!

Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 02:50 PM

Games for a pirate party/Who likes what mattress and why?

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Jun 04 - 10:02 PM

Huddie Ledbetter was a Helluva Man, but he still got that look in his eye.

This has to be my alltime favorite!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Jun 04 - 10:04 PM

I can't remember... / Sorry I just don't get it

In support of our servicemen and women / bloody mary recipe

Australian election date / Legalize Pot?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Celtaddict
Date: 27 Jun 04 - 05:05 PM

Not thread names entirely (do we need another game thread?) but I like the ads at the bottom, which are ostensibly keyed to topics but are sometimes startling.
"Songs About Singing" brought up "Save the Environment" (Is this not more or less what Mudcat is about?)
"Scottish Broadsides" brought up "Earthquake Relief"

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Jun 04 - 06:52 PM

I think there is an ad thread around here somewhere.....

Cheney says a naughty word : Innocent private contractors in Iraq?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 01:01 PM

Name that beer festival / I can't remember...

bagpipes at Colloden / Jingles you remember

Missing Mudcatters: Where Are They? / but he still got that look in his eye.

but he still got that look in his eye / Irish songs about balls, wakes, soirees

Writing music scores / HYMNS and Folk Tunes?

Games for a pirate party / Vladimir the Inhaler; Vampire Villain

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 09:24 AM

Cheney says a naughty word / Good Luck Iraq

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Jun 04 - 06:22 PM

PBS Liberal? / Just say no.....

Just say no Hull Farting Club

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 03:19 PM

Only a cycling fan would get this one:

Ugly Baby (Armstrong) / Cadence or Marching Songs

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 11:55 PM

My problem is back / Getting rid of groundhogs

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 07:37 PM

getting rid of groundhogs / The end of the world is nigh

Compensation culture / Popular Views of the Bush Administration

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Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Bert
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 10:18 PM

getting rid of groundhogs/ New thread on WMD

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: GUEST, Gaylord McVicar
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 02:01 PM

My problem is back/puffs in the church

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Bert
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:15 PM

The end of the world is nigh./ I Read it in the Newspaper

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:42 PM

Scotland - I know Where I'm Goin' // My problem is back

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: beardedbruce
Date: 12 Jul 04 - 10:29 AM

BS: Do fiddlers get more ***? // A semi-hypothetical question

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 20 Jul 04 - 04:42 PM

Know of any masturbatiobn songs? - Linda Ronstadt pulls a Dixie Chicks

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 12:16 AM

And I name this child.....What???? / Vladimir the Inhaler; Vampire Villain

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 12:40 AM

Why Are Republicans... / Official Mudcat Stupid Question Thread

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Nerd
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 02:03 AM

What Do Women Want???/Comfort food

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 03:38 AM

Mudcat foods that aren't really foods/black walnut visiting Europe.

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Nerd
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 05:30 PM

Why Are Republicans.../Dead Cats

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 11:06 AM

Let's start with a press conference Q&A session:

Q: What does the slug sing?
A: "One of our farts is missing," "Oil will run out," and "He'll be Marching for war."

Q: What do cockroaches want?
A: Hedgehogs!

Q: Is Cricket Shite?
A: No peace in the smallest room.....

Q: What Do Women Want???...
A: Bones.

Q: What do men want?
A: Mudcat Slam Books?

Q: What Do Sheep Want?
A: Legalize Pot.

Q: What to engrave on wedding band?
A: Happy Birthday Jacqui C and Raedwulf!

Q: What would you stick your hand up?
A: HESPERIS IS GETTING MARRIED AND SOON....

Q: Who will be going to Sidmouth next year?
A: Sensitive Bloke.

Q: What's a Rinktum?
A: Accoustic or Plugged?

Q: What is a killick?
A: The Drover Boy.

Q: Band's Sound Equip't-- Who Buys?
A: Cindy, a Hooker on Bleaker St.!


In other news:

Three word story: Why you don't like gay marriage

Acoustic or Plugged Great American Bum?

What I know about consciousness: Matter and Spirit

Hurricane songs: Mad Professor Bly by Andy Breckman, and Blow Liza Blow (from Lomax, Bahamas 1935)

Get out on the road: Beltaine Chase Song

She Had a Dark and a Rovin' Eye-- Songs from TV westerns.......

Can't-win-for-losin' song: Band Membership-- Core Plus Others?

When It's Sweet Onion Time in Bermuda, Farewell Regality!

Mudcat FAQ - Newcomer's Guide: How many fishes?

Click here for spyware removal, Dick Snell's The Bold Pirate

Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar: Where are you Paul McNeill?

The Care And Feeding Of Muses: Time in the Son

THE DAY THEY CAME FOR MUDCAT: New Iraqi Head of Govt Murders Prisoners

What if - history: Political Jokes

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 12:08 PM

Spare a thought for Boscastle, Cornwall: One of our farts is missing.

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 01:19 PM

Three word story: jOhn frae Hull

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 01:49 PM

BS: Shower or Bath? Oil will run out

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Aug 04 - 06:42 PM

What do men want-- Shower or Bath?

t's Missing from the Athens Games, a Martin or a Gibson?

What Do Women Want??? Hedgehogs!

Literary challenge..go for it: The BEST Nigerian scam letter yet!

If You Could Meet One Mudcatter-Who? jOhn frae Hull

One of our facts is missing. Spaw says--Thanks For The Insanity.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:09 AM

Does Size Matter?
Help Me Write A Personal Ad.

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:40 AM

Corn bread: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread.....

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:22 PM

BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest! / BS: Smoker/Non-Smoker?

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:31 PM

Songs Re Violence/Abuse to Women / Favorite Badman Ballads II

A Martin or a Gibson? / Who needs help with squeaking?

Free electricity from humans! / Help me write a personal ad

Does size really matter? / OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread.....

Help El Ted to count to 100 in binary / Does size really matter?

Guest Getaway / The REAL Olympics start today

Matter and Spirit / Why Canadians dig Shatner as they do.

HELP - Liz Squeaks! / No it's chicken shit officer...

'The Scream' is stolen........ / Help! Bed Squeaks

Help!! Flooded basement / Kerry says Devil made him do it!!!

Who Has Seen the Wind? Annamill + Honey, in San Diego

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 08:21 PM

No Moosehead for Mexico / Unusual Baby Names

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:24 PM

Free electricity from humans! / Kerry is lying again...

Help! Bed Squeaks / Penelope Rutledge Elopes!!!!!

A Fart On All Your Houses / Matter and Spirit

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Aug 04 - 06:14 PM

Q: What's Missing from the Athens Games?
A: Mudcat Tavern, Grill and Flame Bunker

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 04 - 10:26 PM

Only positive posts on this thread: Intelligent Assessment On Fascism

Well, okay....

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Sep 04 - 09:35 AM

BS: Puffs in the church / BS: Smoker/Non-Smoker?

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Nerd
Date: 03 Sep 04 - 12:58 PM

Common People's Olympics/Big Bums are back

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Nerd
Date: 03 Sep 04 - 01:00 PM

Three in a row!

Science and New Age: Bridging the chasm
old geezer's/The bushettes

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Bert
Date: 03 Sep 04 - 10:45 PM

A Man Walks Into A Bar...   When the audience doesn't show up

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Bert
Date: 04 Sep 04 - 02:55 AM

When the audience doesn't show up - A new level of terror

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Sep 04 - 01:40 PM

DroopyDrawer Jeans and Body Piercing: A new level of terror

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: The Shambles
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 06:10 AM

BS: Today Is A Good Day Because......
BS: England thrashed the Aussies
BS: Kerry is an arrogant asshole
BS: Terrorist Cat Stevens Booted...

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: The Shambles
Date: 24 Sep 04 - 09:46 AM

BS: Hitler's normal voice

BS: This could be usefull.....an anti fart j

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 06:25 PM

KathWestra has moved to Maine
Where have all the wines gone?

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 08:52 AM

Nazi salute in church/Fish Fingers.
Please Welcome a New Folkie/Anti-social behaviour coordinator

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:05 PM

BS: Dubya caught tampering w votes? 9 01 Oct 04 - 12:21 PM Trace
BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer. 35 01 Oct 04 - 12:16 PM

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 11:01 AM

Bobert's latest question abount womenz / Farting in Public

Farting in Public / Weird Funny Music Stuff I Found on the Net

Helpful hints / Putting Dead People in the Freezer.

New voting machines easy to tamper with / Bush Bounce Gone...

Religious Freedom vs. Local Zoning Laws / The faces of frustration!

Your most prized guitar / White Boy Lost in the Blues

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: thread name game
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 04:06 PM

Putting Dead People in the Freezer-- Does this make you nervous?

~S~