BS: What IS a libraral

Subject: BS: What IS a libraral
From: wilco
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 09:41 AM

What is a libraral? As an amateur folklorist, with a lot of extensive experience in libraries, I assumed that the libraral was the person who worked in a libraray? I realize that they run the gamut from sweet to sour, cold to hot, sharp to flat, thin crust to fat crust, paper to plastic, etc., but they are all PEOPLE!!! lets be more tolerant in 2003!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Mugwump
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 09:46 AM

Lorve me i'm a libraral

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Amos
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 10:05 AM

WIlco:

A liberal is someone who thinks you need to get a life but is too nice to say so.,..


:>_)

A

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 10:22 AM

Whereas a libraral is a guy who hangs around the stacks in large libraries and exposes himself to passing librarians who then smash his equipment between two copies of Masters and Johnson........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Cllr
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 10:23 AM

A cross between a general and a librarian perhaps?Cllr

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 10:45 AM

well, a liberal is usually someone who can spell

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 10:46 AM

but lets it slide when others can't, or generously assumes it was an error in typing, and gets on with it!

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 11:01 AM

a little light reading

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: GUEST,sorefingers
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 11:07 AM

Dear Wilco a 'Leberal' is a person who knows more is better than less, so, when your mommie filled your little belly with mashed potatoes years ago, she liberaly slopped the spuds into lil Wil!

On the other hand a 'libaral' is a Russian robot. It is used in the Kremlin to find 'libs'. Libs are Russian roofrats that come in as the
weather gets cold, which as you might expect is not strange considering the ammount of ice and snow in Moscow at this time of year.

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 01:02 PM

Jean Chretien is a Liberal. Joe Clark is a Conservative. That's really all you need to know about it. Ask any Canadian.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 01:08 PM

Librarals work at the Lawberrys? I thought it was the lawyers who did that.

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: TIA
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 01:11 PM

here's one...

http://www.teachersupport.info/index.cfm?p=1991

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: TIA
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 01:16 PM

and they have a department at the University of Florida


href="http://www.ufalumni.ufl.edu/Reunion/2002/GrandGuard/GG02_Speakers.asp">http://www.ufalumni.ufl.edu/Reunion/2002/GrandGuard/GG02_Speakers.asp

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: leprechaun
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 10:10 PM

Sixty percent of the people can't correctly pronounce the word libary.

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Amos
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 10:38 PM

Libary? Relating to kinds of libations? How should it be pronounced?

A

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 11:19 PM

There are people out there who can't pronounce chimley either. And Feberary...or is it Febuary? Let's ask George Bush...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 11:30 PM

A libraral, to get back to the original question if you don't mind, is someone who subscribes to the belief that people born between Sept 23rd and Oct 22nd are the greatest people in the world. Which we are.

Seamus

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: GUEST,Q
Date: 31 Dec 02 - 11:35 PM

I have no trouble pronouncing chimbly- er chimley.
A librar is a book seller. I don't know any named Al.
Has everyone posting to this thread been libating? Or libidinating?

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: kendall
Date: 01 Jan 03 - 12:44 AM

A liberal is a person who won't take his own side in an argument. (Robert Frost)

Subject: RE: BS: What IS a libraral
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 01 Jan 03 - 01:08 AM

I've always thought that the perfect example of a liberal was Thomas Jefferson : the slave-owning Abolitionist.

Stephen Lee