Song: Bomb Iraq

Subject: Lyr Add: Bomb Iraq
From: harpgirl
Date: 14 Dec 02 - 12:09 AM

This has probably been posted and I'm not sure of it's origins:


Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.


If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
>From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Bomb Iraq
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Dec 02 - 04:28 AM

Excellent! Hadn't seen this one, thanks!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Bomb Iraq
From: GUEST,daylia
Date: 14 Dec 02 - 10:21 AM

There's more verses to this on a thread called "If You're Happy And You Know It" posted a few days ago.

Subject: Song: Bomb Iraq
From: GUEST,johntm
Date: 10 Mar 03 - 02:29 PM

To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands":

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he once p*ssed off your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your senate's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq 

From someone in Queens College, NY

Subject: RE: Song: Bomb Iraq
From: Ed.
Date: 10 Mar 03 - 02:45 PM

This has been posted to the forum at least 5 times already. Could we please make this time the last?

Subject: RE: Song: Bomb Iraq
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Mar 03 - 04:04 PM

Oh, I don't know. I think it is evolving.

But I would like to know who to credit it to, besides George W.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Song: Bomb Iraq
From: JedMarum
Date: 10 Mar 03 - 04:14 PM

How do we reintroduce politcical hate disucssions back into the music threads?

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I think I'll close this thread to avoid duplication. If you have new verses for this song or further discussion, please post here (click).
Thanks.
-Joe Offer-