Lyr Req: Her eyes they shone like pint bottles...

Subject: Her eyes they shone like pint bottles...
From: GUEST,joe
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 04:26 PM

Hi folks,

does anybody know this parody of the Black Velvet Band
beginning with the words

"Her eyes they shone like pint bottles
her face it was ugly as sin"

???

Greetings from a desperate parody collector

Subject: Lyr Add: BLACK VELVET BAND (parody)
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 05:19 PM

Joe - it appears you and a chap by the name of dave_looney@hotmail have been looking for it since 1999.

From the Half-Mind.com Hymnal comes this one.

Melody - Black Velvet Band (Irish Rovers)
By Catwoman, Dayton HHH

CHORUS:
Oh the moonlight gleamed off her piercings,
The mistress was queen of the land
And her whip cracked down as I lay there
Tied up in her black leather band.

In a fun little town called Gomorra
In leather and chain I was bound.
And many an hour of sweet happiness
I spent there while I was tied down.

She liked to go strutting down Main Street,
With me in a muzzle and chains
Reined in by that leather clad damsel
Who's whip caused such pleasure and pain.

(Chorus)

I gave my all just to please her
As I fed her peeled grapes and I fanned
I groveled to earn the privilege,
Of wearing her black leather band.

One day I came to my senses
And the handcuffs came off of my hands
I left her spread out on her torture rack.
Tied up with her own leather band.

(Chorus)

So come all you randy young fellows
I'd have you take warning by me
Seduced by the lure of depravity
You forget that the pleasures not free.

She'll strip your pride and your manhood
If you give her that power you see
So just use her as long as you like, me boys
Then turn her right over your knee.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Subject: RE: Her eyes they shone like pint bottles...
From: GUEST,joe
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 05:30 PM

@ Gargoyle,

aye, I know there was another lad in 1999 looking for that parody on the Irish Message Board. I didn't remember his name, maybe twas Dave Looney. But I remembered the subject he was looking for (pint bottles...) and I tried to find it myself, since it sounds good.

Subject: RE: Her eyes they shone like pint bottles...
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Apr 03 - 01:04 AM

Garg, ya know that's why we luv ya so much!!