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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 19 Apr 14 - 08:44 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 08:44 PM

gnu, I've often said something very similar to "frack Idaho."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 01:59 PM

MY HOUSE? Invite that bunch of arrogant, ignorant, ungrateful... you get the pic.

Rap... yer getting fracked with them there earth quakes. Google 'frack idaho'. Here's one snippet... "Meanwhile, Ohio has also seen increased reports of earthquakes, which geologists have linked to fracking operations – which involve blasting highly pressurized water, sand, and other chemicals into rock in order to free up oil. Since waste is sometimes disposed along fault lines, scientists believe the procedure could instigate earthquakes.

It's currently unclear if Idaho's seismic activity is related to oil or gas gad production, though residents have expressed concern over such operations in the past. As geologists continue to investigate the cause, local schools have increased response drills and area officials have requested emergency personnel to be on alert in case anything dangerous were to occur."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 11:56 AM

Somehow I missed, or have forgotten those stories, gnu. SiL must have a cast iron gut if she can eat her own food, or hasn't put one and one together by now? Painful to contemplate sitting down at her table. You'll have to beat her to the punch and start inviting them over for family meals before she has time to start contemplating a menu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 09:42 AM

Sweet potatoes. It's sweet potatoes.

Challis, Idaho and the surrounding area is experiencing so many (small) earthquakes that the USGS has moved portable seismographs there. A hillside in Jackson, WY is slowing slip-slidin' away. Forces That We Ken Not Of are gettin' ready to bust loose like a bull in a chute in a rodeo. And now the Moon has been replaced by a Death Star that is shooting green rays at Earth.

But it IS Spring and I have both tulips and daffydills blooming and the forsythia looks like a yellow explosion in back yard. Resurrexit iternum, sicut locutus est illis.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Apr 14 - 12:39 AM

IShtar has risen, glory be to Mom! WE aren't hunting for eggs, going to Church, or baking a ham this year. No younkers in-house and no religionists to cater. A mellow Sunday with friends is all I ask, to rejoice in new life by going to visit the baby gorilla recently arrived at the Safari Park animal reserve nearby.

Besides I read about one lady was hunting easter eggs with her special-needs lad, and she found a dead tramp under her porch. Ain't that a kick in the head.

Ne'er the less for those who thing Spring should be an occasion for divine adulation, merriest of all Easter be yours.

I shall sip single malt and contemplate the renewal of life forces escaping the bitter clutch of winter once again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 14 - 09:37 PM

Gee, and our Easter dinner will be corn-cob smoked ham, artichokes with Hollandaise or mayonnaise and something else I've forgotten. It's coming together rather slowly, as I'm still lamed up and Pat's setting up a quilt show starting next Thursday (y'all are invited to the show).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Apr 14 - 05:26 PM

Gosh. I thought SiL's cooking was matter-of-fact to most. I have posted about it many times at Mudcat. It'll get you after the fact. Takes about 20 minutes. Not the spices. The spices will linger... until tomorrow. But the fact that she soaks... SOAKS... the veggies in the cheapest margarine available and is disgusting. Even the spuds must have an immeasurable amount of margarine and milk blended into them, whipped to a frothy foment of alimentary canal spasm inducing volatility with an electrically powered mixer such that my colon and, more so, my anal sphincter shudder at the very thought. The heartburn from the spices is unavoidable unless one arrives with a doggy bag and pleads 'diet'. I ran this past Mum prior to one dinner and she forbade me to do so but let me in on her Zantac secret.

Over the years, SiL... well.. an example will best suit. She asked me for Aunt Charmaine's recipe for tomatoe chow. It was actually MeMere's recipe. I was fed the resulting chow on Thanksgiving. WTF? (Of course, I didn't say it out loud.) She explained that she had improved upon the recipe. She gave Mum and me 2 mason jars each. I was tasked with destroying the contents, cleaning the jars and returning them at a later date. She has always 'improved' others' recipes and explained why her recipe was far superior. I am sure you get the total pic now.

Just one more comment. My old man said it back in the 70s... "She couldn't parboil shit for a tramp."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Apr 14 - 01:25 PM

!!! Her cooking must be remarkable! Is it difficult to eat the meal, or does it have a more subversive effect and clobber you after-the-fact?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Apr 14 - 06:59 AM

Sounds like a glorious outing, A.

Indeed, it is a great Friday. We learned yesterday that SiL is embarking upon a journey to Ontario to help her sister move into an apartment so.... no Easter supper at SiL's! The Lord, thank Dog, does work in mysterious ways.

I wonder if the pharmacy will take back the Zantac I just bought if I explain why I won't need it until Thanksgiving.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Apr 14 - 12:16 AM

Yesterday, in addition to putting all the furniture back, I greeted a fried who came to visit, having recently moved here from North Carolina, with her large and mature Golden,and we piled into her car with Maggie and Bella in the back and roared off to Dog Beach, where the mighty Pacific crashes into the galloping stream of the San Diego River. The whole beach between them is open to free-running dogs. We came back an hour later dripping and happy, and Maggie paid her bath-penance without complaint.

She's a fine dog--well-mannered, courteous, considerate, cooperative, but with all the right instincts when the situation demands them. I think we were lucky to cross trails with such a fine ambassador from the wild world of canininity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Apr 14 - 11:07 PM

No. No. That wouldn't be right. Not at all. No comment. Don't. Go read another thread. Go to bed. Just don't.

Okay.

gnightgnu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 14 - 11:00 PM

She's stuck with Amos -- same deal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Apr 14 - 10:26 PM

Definitely with you about your cousin's news - good luck it was discovered. And Amos, I'm sure the varnish was dry so BBW doesn't have that bench stuck to her butt!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 17 Apr 14 - 12:56 PM

Me too, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Apr 14 - 08:25 AM

I am wit A on wishes for yer cous, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 14 - 11:21 PM

The best discoveries often are; may he heal surprisingly.

BBW is very happy with her new sitting-downen-place, and the furniture is all resotred to its former distribution. Whoooof!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 14 - 09:33 PM

And now, something different.

The torture has begun. I had my second PT appointment today.

I just hung up the phone from talking to one of my first cousins, who is having surgery next Tuesday. He has cancer in his sinuses and the surgeons MAY have to go so far as to remove some of the dura and scrape the back of his skull. A neurosurgeon will be standing by in the OR in case he's needed. The surgery will be at the St. Louis U. School of Medicine Hospital; he'll be getting the best treatment around. The discovery was a fluke, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Apr 14 - 11:54 AM

The Parting Glass.

"as the sating goes" - conjures much more than cleaning carpets and moving furniture!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Apr 14 - 10:30 AM

Nice work, A. Damn that brought tears to my eyes some fast, Rap... had to stop it quick like because the damn nosebleeds are back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 14 - 09:43 AM

A shockwave has rippled through Mom's halls. Go in peace, John, and come back as a slide guitar artist.

Yesterday the carpets throughout the house were cleaned and scotchgarded. Today I have to move all the furniture back in. I do not look forward to this.

But Mom's sons and daughters must do what Mom's daughters and sons must do, as the sating goes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 14 - 09:42 AM

Another for John In Kansas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 14 - 10:00 PM

For JiK, who will be missed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Apr 14 - 05:02 PM

A moment of silence, please. I think perhaps JohnInKansas strayed into the MOAB a time or three. We learned this morning that our great Tech Explainer passed away last week. Someone hand MOM the Kleenex box.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 14 - 04:07 PM

It has three legs, Rapparree. Your inability to count legs means you will never qualify as a real cattle baron. They know the size of their herds by counting legs and dividing by four.

Here's the completed corner-bench. As promised to Mom and her devout followers everywhere. Even in Pocatello, as which there really is no such place.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Apr 14 - 01:33 PM

I doubt if Mom caught anything from any loggers. Oh, maybe she got non-gonococcus urethritis from wearing a pair of coloured underwear she borrowed from a logger but I can't, and wouldn't wanna, see her catching anything. That's what happened to me on the coast of Labrador. Well, it was either the coloured underwear or the scented soap, as the doc explained to me. Nuthin ta do with the barmaid with the big ah, er, elbows.

Then again, I never told him about the barmaid. Not that I was embarrassed, mind. I just didn't remember for a while because the Newfies kept ordering black rum and I was just learning how to get three sheets to the wind. It's a very good story that involves what I THOUGHT were flashes of lightning while a heavy rain was pounding down. It's in my pending book, tentatively titled "Construction Camp Confessions". It's in the chapter titled "Tetracycline Time".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 15 Apr 14 - 10:49 AM

Loggerhythms?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 14 - 10:22 AM

Well, stuff she got from Canadian loggers. You remember -- it took a good month of antibiotics to clear it up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Apr 14 - 06:18 AM

Canadians?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 14 - 10:06 PM

A fine thing! I go away for a few hours of physical therapy and find Mom down in some bunkhouse in Vancouver! Well, I hope she didn't bring back any...well, you know...like the last time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Apr 14 - 01:04 PM

I mind one time... July 4 in the mid 80s... I was camped next to the Nepisiguit at Popple Depot and there was a thick frost. Another time, August 10. The Nepisiguit runs out of some fairly big Appalachians and is spring fed nearby so the fishing was good. There is a wardens' camp opposite the (then) primative 'campgound'. I used to get up at dawn and catch trout for brekky, wait until the wardens went up the road to do some wardening and get back to fishing. I could only stay in the river 15 to 20 minutes as my legs would be so numb that it was hard to walk. By noon, it would be so hot that skeeters couldn't fly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Apr 14 - 11:53 AM

Looks like we might get a frost overnight tonight. I have been trying to get to the feed store to buy my bedding plants for tomatoes (a variety they never sell as seed, and I forget to mail order early enough). I'll put them in the greenhouse for a couple of days and plant after work later in the week. Several people have referred to this as our "Easter frost," something that happens often enough that the old-time gardeners don't plant to tenderest of plants until after Easter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Apr 14 - 10:50 AM

Indeed, A. Forecast says 17C today. Of course, that's at the airport. Probably close in on 20C in town. The rain has passed and it's sunny by times now. Time to plant some maters in my window tray as the June full moon is on the 12. Gramps used to say to beware frost until 3 days after June Moon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 14 - 09:18 AM

FIVE legs on at triangular table? My triangular table has but 3 legs, and drop leaves that can make it circular or a circle with one or more leaves dropped -- heart-shaped if one leaf is dropped and two up.

Five legs...I'm glad Amos didn't design landing vehicles for NASA....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 14 - 08:58 AM

Il pleut? Must be getting warmer, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Apr 14 - 05:48 AM

Il pleut da whore dans le nuit la.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 14 - 12:41 AM

I will when it is done. Just because the overall shape is triangular doesn't mean 5the legs, for example, don't have to be square.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Apr 14 - 11:01 PM

That one has a kind of loopy spin, Rap.

Amos, please post a photo somewhere of this magical book-reading stool you are building.

The dogs and I had a wonderful walk this evening, but now the storms are sliding over the top of us again. MOM, close your bedroom window if you don't want a wet floor in the morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 14 - 10:29 PM

Wid gin innit!

50405!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 14 - 06:46 PM

You would subject Mom to lemonade? Here ya go, Mom. A Tom Collins.

Lemonade? Gee whiz.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 14 - 04:50 PM

Oh, Mom!   Ignored and then I find you hanging around with obstreperous pricks! Now just sit there and drink this gin and lemonade.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 14 - 02:07 AM

If it's triangular how can it be square?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 14 - 12:38 AM

I picture an exposed to weather piece, A, so what choice of wood and finish?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 11:45 PM

Slog on, Macbeth!

I've spent the last two days and some making a wee triangular corner bench for BBW, as he likes to slip out onto the stoep by the front door in the wee mornig hours and read her books. Hitherto she does this just perched on the one-step down tot he driveway, but I dshall have her sitting up in style and looking dandy.

The framework is all done except for two strengthening pieces that need to be mortised between the legs, tricky on a 45 degree angle. But I am please with it so far; nearly plumb, level or square, pick any two.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 06:52 PM

Right now it seems like outhouse therapy because any "problems" caused by the Percocet (an opiate) has worn off today. We need to buy more TP* and the water/sewer bill is going to go way up next billing cycle.

Monday I go find the Physical Therapist.











*We had to anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 05:06 PM

Hahahahhaaa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 02:46 PM

Outhouse therapy? You want us to mail you our old Sears and Roebuck catalogs to use out there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 01:13 PM

Shit hot! Glad to hear things are moving well, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 10:15 AM

Yesterday, the doctor's office released me to outhouse therapy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 10:05 PM

You're into shoes?

Early condoms were tied on with a ribbon. They were often made of linen, sometimes of gut. You may ask how I know this and I will answer, "Librarians know everything" for I don't discuss the indiscretions of my youth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 06:35 PM

Oh... BTW... the chorus I know is

And what's it to any man, whether or no
Whether I'm easy, or whether I'm true
As I lifted her petticoat, easy and slow
And I tied* up my sleeve for to buckle her shoe

* Alternate = rolled (which makes more sense to me as I have never 'tied up' a condom fer ta buckle a lass' shoe with orgasmic delight).


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