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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 09:01 PM

At 20:14 ADT.... 106 66 72. Heartbeat that! AND, I am off the blood pressure pills. Cherries. $1.99 a pound in Moncton, NB.ca! GOD BLESS AMERICA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 08:37 PM

You're busy dreaming of xmas in July and forgot to give MOM a boost up today.

Remarkable weather right now in Texas - cloudy and in the 70s. It's usually about 30o warmer this time of year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 10:02 AM

You mean the one on the little fat guy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 14 - 09:07 PM

Now that there bow tie is sharrrrp!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 14 - 08:59 PM

Christmas is for kids. Kissmeass is for adults. I don't like kissin ass. Now that there are no kids in our families, Kissmeass really sucks. Really, really.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 14 - 08:55 PM

I know. I've been there before.

So know I know what to get you for Christmas, gnu. Maybe some of these, or some of these, or maybe this. I am really glad to know what you'll appreciate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Jul 14 - 04:44 PM

I stayed with a friend one xmas at her home in a wealthy suburb of Chicago, and the room where the (albeit extended) family met to exchange gifts was piled high. Such a huge array of stuff they gave each other. And it seemed to go on for hours as more of an endurance challenge than a true gift giving ceremony. I resolved then that adults didn't need to be shopping for each other, at least not for so much stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 14 - 01:48 PM

It's a joke and I copied it from an email.

Sold (maybe tonight) an electronic deer call. Cass Creek. Got it for Kissmeass some years ago. My asshole Irish relatives like to give presents that are gaudy or useless or remind you that you gave up hunting. The flannel comforter for a queen size bed (I have a double) has prints of leaves and bears and whatever and is fuckin ugly. The brown sheets that came with it are see through count. The microfiber throw with the deer on it is up for sale too as I have blankets. FFS! I have always had blankets. This present giving between adults is mindless consumerism. The doormat that says "Welcome Patriots Fans"... really? SiL put her house up for sale and is moving into an apartment. First thing Mum said was "I won't have to go to her house for Christmas dinner." THAT says it all. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 14 - 12:45 PM

Ah,gnu -- no.

Old English scitte 'diarrhea,' of Germanic origin; related to Dutch schijten, German scheissen (verb). The term was originally neutral and used without vulgar connotation.

Your story is full of scitte.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 14 - 08:37 AM

In the 16th and 17th centuries everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of

commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become

heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas, of course. As the stuff was stored

below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.   Methane began to build up below decks and the first time, someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction ' Stow high in transit ' on them, which meant for the
sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ', (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.


You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I.


Damn….I had always thought it was a golf term.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 14 - 07:31 PM

I like the pics of your peaches better. They look so tasty. A buddy in NF used to put up peaches (not local, of course) in a HUGE jar. At least 6l. Peaches, black rum, repeat. Let it sit in the window in the sun by times until Kissmeass Eve. The desserts they served with the peaches were divine... mixed with blueberry or Partridgeberry or... hmmmm... the punch was okay too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jul 14 - 05:05 PM

Not all of the peaches got canned. Some are still fresh for eating now. Some of these labels are really great.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jul 14 - 02:07 PM

Well, that got a laugh, as most of your ribald, free-wheeling fantasies do. Some day you will come to terms with the real reason you had to can peaches, instead of the justifications and excuses and rationalizations you have used heretofore. We'll probably see the smoke signals from Pocatello all the way down here in Happy Landia if that happens...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 14 - 09:45 AM

Amos, I know that you wanted to can, er, cane, Peaches. I couldn't let you do that. I'm sorry, I know that your years in private boarding schools provided you with the predilection for that sort of thing but I'm afraid that it makes Gluon unhappy. As you know, there are few things more troublesome than an unhappy duckdog. Don't fret about it; I understand that Peaches has entered the cloistered convent of St. Brigantine-All-At-Sea and is now known as Sister Olga Of The Strict Discipline. But here's a recent picture of her thinking of you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jul 14 - 12:07 AM

The benefits of Peaches were considerable, as were her assets.But Rapp couldn't handle it. Sigh...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 14 - 10:13 PM

I was, ahem, flying to Vegas to change planes and fly to SLC and then take the shuttle HOME!!! All of which I did! I am at home! I will be here for a while!

As for canning Peaches, I had to. She couldn't do the job no matter how much we'd work with her, teach her, help her. I guess she wasn't cut out to be an stealthy assassin. We gave her a nice severance package, including a year with pay and benefits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Jul 14 - 07:22 PM

They are peaches from Parker County, one county west from me. There's a big peach festival every summer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 14 - 10:52 AM

SRS, you got nice peaches! Are those all from your property?

Subject: CATSPAW's Memorial Picnic
From: Big Mick - PM
Date: 28 Jul 14 - 10:41 AM

Dave. Swan and I spent a lovely afternoon with CATSPAW's family telling stories, playing some music, eating wonderful food, and sharing rememberances of Patrick F. "Spaw" Paaterson. We gathered with Connie and Wayne, Karen, Michael, & Tristan, and the family. I restrung a bunch of instruments and Dave and I sang songs in memory of our friend. We also commiserated with one another as to how Rick and Spaw were eating up all the billable hours at LFPS, Layabouts at Large and for hire. As I was stringing instruments, Karen sat down and told Dave and I she wanted us each to have one of Spaws guitars. To say we were shocked takes understatement to a new level. What an honor.

Dave has a great story I have asked him to share. I am sure he will post it here and on our Mudcat. Dave is getting on a plane in a bit and I am jumping in the car for the 5.5 hour drive home. What a wonderful day, thanks to Karen, Michael, Tristan, Connie, Wayne and the rest of the family for a wonderful and memorable day!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 11:49 PM

Just as well you guys stayed away. Everything was sticky. So sticky that you might have been stuck to the counter beside the stove if you were careless enough to lean on it. Three batches of peaches complete, one left for tomorrow. You can come help blanch and peel peaches if you want. They're particularly delicious this year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 01:39 PM

Heck with that old lady stuff, Rap, MOM says she's going to can peaches today. You boys either make yourselves useful or stay out from underfoot in the kitchen. And DON'T TOUCH THOSE JARS! They need to cool until tomorrow before they're handled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 01:01 PM

Plane trip? Again you are off on a junket to some licentious den of iniquity? This time, no more pics. My virgin eyes might be blinded by your decadence and debauchery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 08:24 AM

Oh, Mom! Poor Mom! Left alone ALL NIGHT!! It's all right. I've made you breakfast, so you just sit there and gum your gruel while I fix your Metamucil. It's orange flavor today, so it will be extra yummy! And here's some toast -- I even put a little butter on it -- and some weak tea, just as you like it. Yes, I'm a good boy. No, I couldn't be here because I've got to take an airplane trip today. I'll bring you a present! Maybe a doily or a new antimacassar so Amos doesn't get his hair goo all over the chairs. Or a snow globe or a new spoon for your collection!

Now you go get dressed and I'll help you out to that chair on the porch you like so much and you can use your bb gun to shoot at the pigeons. And please be careful not to trip over your empty whiskey bottles in the hallway and bedroom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 08:34 PM

Gluon eats posts sometimes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 06:30 PM

Right. I checked the last one by opening the thread again and reading my post. Surely the God Satellite will allow these to be entered into the record... FFS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 06:27 PM

Where is my post? I demand to know where my post is! Oooohhh... fuck it. This might not post either. I can't be arsed to redo it. I am in a mood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 01:05 PM

Your grammaire is epouvantable.

Spent the afternoon dancing in the sand at Fiesta Island, strumming out tunes with my local amigos, throwing the ball in perpetuity for Maggie, and getting sand in my potato chips while the sun went down. Loved it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 10:09 PM

Let them eat cake. Laissez-la mange brioche...ou gateaux...ou quelle-que chose....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 07:06 PM

SRS... nice. Saw the pic. Nice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 06:46 PM

My son and a friend who is in town this week came over for breakfast this morning. It was wonderful to see them. What a great way to start the weekend!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 05:28 PM

Out of the billions of your followers, many don't do Face. What are these poor sods to do? Have you no compassion for your loyal subjects?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 04:00 PM

I have changed my FB picture to one I took on the cruise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 11:41 AM

And the morning after a diet of Guinness and water is tol'able, tol'able. I am off to the park to gallop the puppy.

I love ya, Mom! Rise up!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 01:05 AM

Just back from jamming at the remarkable Parkway Bar in the east county. A seamy dive on the outside, it reveals a treasury of glittering talents in the evenings, and the open mics there are the best of all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 12:47 AM

Whew! Another 40 hours finished. Three days off in a row - it's like having two Saturdays in a week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 11:22 PM

...borne me on his back a thousand times...

Obviously this is a reference to "the beast with two backs." Bill, if not gay, certainly knew a lot about it -- read his sonnets!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 06:57 PM

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

You kissed him on the lips? Eeewwwww! This book must be banned and burned! Hellfire! Damnation! Shakespeare is gay! Mobilize the forces of all that is good and holy!

Oh, and, have a nice day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 06:01 AM

Good on ya, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 11:19 PM

I'm back in Springfield, IL after a too-long trip to find a cemetery outside of Shackleford, MO. But find it we* did, and we put the veteran's marker on the grave we were looking for. About 11 hours round-trip. But that's done and a debt is paid. Debts are ALWAYS paid.






*Me and my crazy brother Tony.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:05 PM

Wed. Afternoon Sunny 31°C Feels like 40 P.O.P: 10% Wind SW 25 km/h
Wind gust 44 km/h Humidity 62%

Here where I type, 18C. I am stayin here, herein. Same at Mum's so moppin and scrubbin was pleasant. An added bonus... the water in her toilet was warm and that is pleasant because scrubbin the bowlin the dead icy cold of winter can make the bones in my hand ache.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:50 AM

To know the difference between Rusers, Users and Losers is to acheive True Happiness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 14 - 11:35 PM

That was me. I somehow became cookieless. Now you know My Secret Shame.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 14 - 05:04 PM

Every time I listen, I lafffffsssss.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 14 - 03:27 PM

It ain't no one today, apparently. MOM is dangling at the bottom of the page, only her fingernails keeping her from sliding off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 14 - 02:07 AM

T'ain't me Mom. It's Rapparee. It's always Rapparee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 10:28 PM

No need.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 09:47 PM

No way I'm looking up that guest. I'd have to load the entire MOAB to do it. They shall remain anon-Amos (if it is Amos) or at least the rest of us won't know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 09:18 PM

Holy shit Batman. GUEST has spokethen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 09:13 PM

I'm very saintly -- a holy Ruseree.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 03:50 PM

Thus sayeth The Ruse. We shall see. Stand down. Smoke em if ya got em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 02:30 PM

You have to enter your bank account numbers, pin numbers, the numbers and expiration dates of two (2) major credit cards issued to you, and THEN you will be able to see them. OR you can wait until I get home and load them into flikr or something. That'll be the 28th or so.


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