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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Mar 16 - 04:14 PM

LH... copying your post or writing it in a word processor first has been in the Standing Orders at Mudcat for YEARS. Please do try to keep up.

Happy gnu Eve all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 16 - 02:25 PM

These islands are quite nice indeed. I slept late today and must do laundry and prepare my medicines for the week. I trust all is well back on the mainland?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Mar 16 - 10:38 AM

It took 3 attempts to get that last message to show up. Three! The previous message, which was a salute to my esteemed friend, Amos, vanished forever into cyberspace.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Mar 16 - 10:37 AM

One of the things I hate about Mudcat is, I compose a lengthy post, hit "submit message", and it vanishes forever. ARGH!!! Must I copy and save every damn thing I say before daring to post it on this site?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Mar 16 - 04:17 PM

It is a quiet Saturday. Let us fill it with anticipation for Gnu's birthday coming just ahead, and offer him the finest wishes and applause for his durability.

And to Rapparree, the warmest wishes for safe and delightful travels, in the land of infinite pineapple and innumerable haoli. And to Acme, profound thanks for her steady influence in the sprawls and hooleys of the 'Cat and blessings on her fine dogs as well. And to Little Hawk, who comes now much too seldom, may he be revered for his Dylan covers long after Chongo is finally forgotten.

And here's a glass to Max, and to Mom, who made it all possible, and to the distant echoes of the royal, inimitable King Khandu!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Mar 16 - 12:20 PM

I hope your arms don't get tired.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 16 - 01:37 AM

Please pardon the typo. It should read, "Tomorrow we fly to Kenai'i."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 16 - 10:14 PM

Yes, apart from the few glitches every trip encounters it has been quite pleasant. Tommoro we fly to Kanai'i.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 16 - 01:08 AM

Sounds like a true Gran Turismo experience.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 11:42 AM

Our group leader is of native Hawaiian and Chinese descent. She plays ʻukulele, guitar, cello, and piano as well as having sung in various regional choral groups. She and her husband (who is leading another group at the moment) have lived and taught all over the world and currently live in Volcano, Hawai'i. She is fluent in Hawaiian, German, Chinese, and, of course, English. Last evening after dinner she was teaching us some of the hand signs of the hula; we have had and continue to have instruction in Hawaiian songs and music. Her husband, by the way, is originally from Kilkenny, Ireland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 09:26 AM

In the land of the ukulele and slack string guitar one hopes you'll get out to some music venues, with or without pork on a plate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 16 - 01:25 AM

Gracious, considering the gaucheness of my typing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 16 - 10:08 PM

Of course, Amos. I shan't intentionally offend anyone or anything ever again and I apologize to anyone whom I have offended.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 16 - 07:57 PM

As Pogo Terwilliger once said, "I have met the long pig, and he is US!"

And, Rapparree, put away your petty-minded sniveling jealousies. You do not to carp and snipe and your fellow sibs under the broad umbrella of Mom's benevolence.

Find some more deserving target, I prithee, sirrah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 16 - 07:13 PM

Eventually, it is. Probably not for a while yet. There is something called "long pig" on the menu tonight; I don't know what it is but I have been very well fed since I've been here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Mar 16 - 05:10 PM

When will you tell us about luaus and roast pig? Is that on the schedule?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 16 - 01:57 PM

Here is a useful term: 'iole 'okole. It is useful for many things and many situations, but malama pono! You may think "'A'ole au e ike" but 'ua hewa 'oe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 16 - 12:21 AM

Pish and balderdash and tush!
Amos could not do it alone!
Without his betters and his peers
He would be but a useless drone
Buzzing lonely 'round the bush
Hitting up others for his beers
Playing, on a cranked guitar,
"Pop goes the mulberry bush"
Or "All around the weasel."

   --Dyedland T. O'Mas, A Kid's Bris in Wales (New North Wales: Wails Press, 1767).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 10:42 PM

That's quite an accomplishment, Amos. 54,000. It doesn't spin or anything, but it's still pretty darned good. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 07:06 PM

And this is it! The Kay Has Come!
Go sound the trumpet and the drum!
Bring out the booze! Make dresses sway
And dance the livelong night away
For Mom has made Five Four of Kay!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 07:05 PM

The panting grows in deep intensity
Orgasmic hope now rises high!
Despite their massive mental density
The Catter4s all take up the cry!
Onward, oh onward! Rise high! Make way!

Here comes the Fifty Four of K!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 07:03 PM

ALl but three have made their way
Toward the Fifty-Four of Kay
And as the day draws slowly down,
And streetlights glimmer in the town,
The Mudcat waits, with breath abated
To see its thirst for glory sated.
Harroo, harrah! Callooo, callay!
Here comes the Fifty Four of K!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 07:01 PM

Oh, do not question Rapparree
Or doubt the truth of what he sees
Although his truths all seem elective
And seeing them a bit subjective,
You will not bring him to the light
By questioning all day and night.
Because, quite simply, his delight
Is not in Truth, but Being Right!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 05:20 PM

"In the to stomach of a silver bird
There squeezed out like a fresh cheese curd"

Ewwwwwwww.... why?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 12:01 PM

Here I sit in sunny Hawai'i
Going from K2 off to Maui
In the to stomach of a silver bird
There squeezed out like a fresh cheese curd
Off I am to Kahului
To visit the lovely 'Iao Valley
Where the King Kamehameha
Fought a mighty mighty battle
Dammed the river with his enemies' bodies
As the people said, "Oh, damn!"

      --'Amo Sesu'p (trans.), "The Travel Song of Rappa Ree Which Has Great Meter And Rhyme In 8th Century Polynesian, Where It Is Known As 'Oa 'Oa Nuanuahumuhumu a'a Mauna Loa a'a Pau Hanna" (Dingleberry, Connecticut: Cider Press, 1874, rep. every year since).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 07:54 AM

Amos, I bet if you recycle something from the low 20,000's no one would know they're seeing the same poem again. (Or maybe you're already doing that?)

Six to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 16 - 12:32 AM

Eight to show,
Seven to go,
Only Mom
Ca really know.
Not Gnu or Hawk
Or even me
Not even bloated
Rapparree
When the next K
Post will show
Only Mom
Can really know...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Feb 16 - 06:10 PM

"In like a lamb... " We are fucked. 14C and sunny today. Pray for us.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 11:12 PM

In the interest of not wasting several minutes waiting for it to process, that redundant post will have to stay. It does skew the numbers a bit, but what the heck. Nine more till 54 (thousand, that is).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 10:29 PM

Don't be tellin' me what to do,ya hear?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 06:19 PM

Give us yer Lupins!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 01:50 PM

Sorry for repeating myself. Blame hotel wifi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 10:43 AM

I am back in the benevolent clime of California after a whirlwind visit to all kinds of beauty and benevolence and harmony and creativity and one hormongous deluge with proximate tornado in the rolling and sometimes green hills of North Carolina. I recorded a radio show and got to do some mighty fun picking with friends, wander around Raleigh, Chapel Hill, Durham and Saxapahaw, where the mighty Haw river runs down, and eat pulled-pork Southern-style BBQ and drink craft beers and eat scramled eggs deluxe and the amazing Radius Burger. Inter alia.

I do NOT recommend flying East on red-eye flights, flying economy if you can possibly afford not to, but by and large it all went off like clockwork. Nice to be home!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 06:15 AM

Good thing the have a Club Meds there. Must be a franchise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 02:13 AM

I have acute bronchitis and am taking various things for it. Helluva note for a vacation to Hawai'i.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 16 - 02:12 AM

I have acute and am now on various drugs for it. Helluva thing to get on a vacation of Hawai'i!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 16 - 09:03 PM

Amos.is a mythical creature which turns guitars to stone and then eats them. That is why he is a friend of Mick Jagger. They both look the same age, which is about 107.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Feb 16 - 11:27 AM

Did Amos get scoured off the face of the earth by the bad weather?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 16 - 01:46 AM

I come to visit and Mom has fallen off the page!!! What anyone do were it not for me?

Chongx keeps many secrets. When I get to a better location I will post some interesting pictures of pre-surgery Chonga and her "clients."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Feb 16 - 12:12 AM

Chongo, is there something you forgot to mention?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Feb 16 - 04:12 PM

Well, ya know what they say...into every life a little rain must fall! Ook! Ook!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Feb 16 - 02:50 PM

Thirteen C! And pissin down like a kicked over bucket. The Maple Slurpup guys must be shittin their drawers on accounta sap will run long before usual.

BTW... fuck Malwarebytes Anti-Malware + Anti-Exploit. I used the disk I bought. I entered the IDs and Keys as prompted and Anti-Exploit did not install. Now the fucker is telling me I have an invalid ID and Key. Just try to get help from Malwarebytes. What a fuckin runaround! In the end... "We haven't submitted your email question to the forum yet... here try these fucking useless fixes first." (I am paraphrasing.). Email sent. I'll see.

When it rains, it rains. Unfortunately, Mum is now scared of rain. Well, since Peter Coade said on the radio this AM that we might have thundershowers. None on the lightning detection sight. I hate Pete with a passion. I'd go on but you've all heard it before.

Breaded baked chicken legs in the oven are smelling great. I am sorry, Mom, for rambling about SFA that doesn't have anything to do with you but, then again, monkeys don't excite me so...?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Feb 16 - 11:44 PM

Maybe Rap can make himself useful and help catch all of the little coqui frogs or any number of other invasive pests.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 24 Feb 16 - 05:21 PM

You are makin' a tragic mistake, Rap. My advice is, don't go at all. Sure, they will think you are a god at first. For a little while. But they will start gettin' suspicious after a few days, when they see that all you are good for is layin' around in the sun, tellin' tall tales, eatin' them outta house and home, and boastin' about yer prowess with women and mortal combat. They will begin to realize that they are dealin' with an empty shirt, a windbag with delusions of grandeur, a bloviatin' waste of space.

It is then that they will test yer supposed godhood! Probably by stickin' a pin into you when you ain't lookin' and seein' if you yelp with pain or slicin' an ear off to see if you can heal it. The moment they realize that you bleed like any other man, the show will be over! An angry mob of the locals will swarm around and put an end to you in a hideous manner. Kinda like this:


What happens to false 'gods' in Hawaii...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Feb 16 - 02:02 AM

Tomorrow I'm suppose to "get what Cook got." I'm excited! I think they are going to welcome me as a god.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Feb 16 - 11:33 PM

Winter came to visit North Texas for a couple of days. Time to pull out the rain coat with a hood because the umbrella will flip inside out in the wind. No wonder Rap decided to exit, stage right, and head for Hawaii.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 16 - 12:36 AM

I have just one thing to say.

Zabuba!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Feb 16 - 07:39 PM

MOM is perched at the bottom, though it is more than 12 hours before she would actually pitch headlong into the abyss. We have rescued her, and my lab Zeke has invited her out to the back yard to throw his toy to fetch, and she seems so inclined. She's gonna regret that decision - this guy never quits!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Feb 16 - 10:43 AM

12C with rain forecast for Thursday!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Feb 16 - 03:11 PM

Texas isn't too bad right now either, though we could use some rain. It's in the mid-70s, overcast, and a bit humid. I sometimes meet friends at DFW airport if they have a long enough layover to take time to exit the terminal and visit out in the public area. In case any of you happen to be passing through this way.


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