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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Sep 15 - 12:03 PM

I have thought about this for a long time, my friend, and I am sorry to say I have reached the inevitable conclusion: you are simply hopeless, impossible, intractable, ineducable, incorrigible and recalcitrant. But I know, deep in my heart, that this is not a bad thing, because it is what you always wanted.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 15 - 10:07 AM

Atavut kilagamitlra, atran kintsiknarile. Angaiyokauvin tikitle. Piskutsin nunam kaingane pile kilagamitun. Nekkamtnik eginegpak tsikegkut. Ashilngumtniktlu awariskut, whongkutnun ashilingilrit awaritlautsimtstun. Pitstarutmuntlu pifkaksaunata, taugam ashitlramuk aviuskut. Angaiyokauvik pinektlu utsogunagkutsektlu itlpit pikngafke nangyuilingogamuk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 15 - 09:50 AM

Sorry -- it should be "desik

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 15 - 09:44 AM

Bahnisha, otahari kladutha! Wirrigi se noth! Habashe alam intruta cama metu. Longai nuuverriatsumu klidith, masi wirrigi nuth des Amos, nui?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Sep 15 - 10:58 PM

Although your efforts at being understood are admirable in intent, I am sorry to say they have proved futile. Perhaps you could try again?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Sep 15 - 10:56 PM

Zulu! You thought you could slip one past MOM and her Google Translate? I. Think. Not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 15 - 09:21 PM

Ngilapha futhi, umama othandekayo , lapha na izinto ezimbi ezansi futhi aphinde alethe kuwe endaweni kho fanele phezulu .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Wonderful Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 15 - 03:09 PM

I understood that there were no candles, that the entire top of the cake was set ablaze.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, ^*^
Date: 14 Sep 15 - 10:49 AM

I was hoping no one would mention the open flames of Amos' cake. That many candles going at one time is bound to be considered a criminal act these days. Shhhhh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 15 - 10:18 AM

Too much hard work. I'm tired now. Back to bed after a shower, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 15 - 02:07 AM

SIR! Yes SIR!! I will agree SIR!!

(Living close to the Marine Corps Recruit Depot gives him funny ideas every now and then. They wear off eventually.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 15 - 11:09 PM

I am hot stuff, you will agree...but not THAT hot. :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 15 - 10:46 PM

I just noticed this. Do you suppose it had to do with the candles on the cake?

BS: Mudcatters near fires out west         
BS: Happy Birthday Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 15 - 10:45 PM

In Everts' classic work on being lost in Yellowstone for 37 days back in the 19th Century he remarks on using hot pots to cook his thistle roots. He also broke through the crust of earth around a hot zone while sleeping and badly scalded his hip. Even so, his was the longest time anyone has ever been lost in Yellowstone NP and lived to tell about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 15 - 06:27 PM

The Yellowstone thing should mean snow free roads and stuff but it doesn't seem to work that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 15 - 01:44 PM

What a nice vision, Rapparree.. And you deserve it! It wouldn't happen to a nicer guy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 15 - 12:28 PM

I, for one, am grateful beyond words that where I live is not susceptible to hurricanes or tsunamis. Everything else, yes, but not those. I am, however, waiting for the oceans to raise high enough that my property values skyrocket because I own beachfront property.

Imagine: a warm, sandy beach (because of the Yellowstone caldera), the sky a glow overhead (due to Idaho National Laboratory), the waves gently lapping against the palm trees (global warming)....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Sep 15 - 10:09 AM

Many of us have managed to survive in spite of many efforts of the human race to check out early.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 15 - 02:07 AM

Prime in form, but not of prime importance.

Hey, Mom!! I just had a GREAT birthday. Drove to LA for a huge Chinese dinner with nephews and grandchildren and affection all over.

So no I am officially and chronologically a Septuagenarian. How about THEM apples, huh? Never thought I'd see the day!

Thanks to all who made it possible--by being kind, by not stealing my lunch, by not T-boning my car at 75 mph while drunk, by refraining from setting off suitcase nukes in my vicinity, by not running planes into my house, and failing to poison my water supply. Thanks, too, tot hose who did not vaporize my part of the planet with high-intensity quasar rays from a fleet of hovering saucer-shaped vessels, and to the bowels of the earth for unleashing NO tsunamis in my general direction. Thanks to all the maintenance workers who did their jobs well enough that my planes could fly, my car keep its wheels on, my power stay on, and my gas-lines stay non-volatile. I am grateful for millions of small favors, every day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 15 - 10:09 PM

# is also prime.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 12 Sep 15 - 08:51 PM

This is post 53173 which is a prime number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 15 - 08:44 PM

My only possession is obsession, were I to make a digression. But having just eaten I don't want a digression to my digestion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 15 - 10:00 AM

Indeed, I am possessed by obsession.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 15 - 02:26 AM

Well,I like the song too, Rapparreee--but your rhetorical rebuttal is a little squirrelly, I must say. Can you figure out why?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 15 - 09:51 PM

No, Amos. I just like the song. Obsession isn't my bag and never was and never will be and I don't obsess about it because I really couldn't care less but if obsession is something you want to do then go ahead but I don't obsess about anything, you understand, because obsessing would take up too much psychic energy which I would rather put into other things than obsessing about something.

gnu, you needn't punch them. Simply remind yourself that everyone makes mistakes and that bad news sells, even if it freaks out older ladies. Otherwise you'll find yourself obsessing over it and that isn't good. It takes up too much psychic energy which you can put into other things than obsessing about something. And obsession is a good way to come down with obsessive-compulsive disorder and you wouldn't want that, so don't dwell on the weather forecasters and their doomsday prophecies. You could find yourself thinking about punching them for frightening your mother over and over, and obsessing like that isn't healthy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Sep 15 - 09:11 PM

A. I understand. I thought your FB post was eloquent and thoughtful.

I am enjoying this all ta hell and back! Knocked 18C tops today. Rain. Glorious rain! I fired up a roast of chicken... spuds, carrots, turnip, squash, dressing (stovetop stuffing from a package... Mum likes the crap because she can't do REAL dressing with REAL onions) and TLC. Really made her day and that's my job so I felt good too.

BTW... we had rain. We didn't have the biblical deluge that the weather terrorists predicted (SOLD at the top of every hour on the news). I could go into details but allow me to summarize. The fuckers scared my mother yet again for no good reason. I seriously wanna meet up with these fuckers and punch them. Seriously.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Sep 15 - 11:40 AM

Monstrous historical invocations abound in every land, old friend. While I am not in favor of forgetting things, I am very much in favor of not acting on past situations, preferring to act on present ones. Obsessive remembrance is just as debilitating as obsessive forgetting.

I came out of the woods and played a gig at the Navajo Bar last night. The audience seemed pleased and it was a lot of fun. I do believe I am healing.

My blessings upon all the sibs of MOAB wherever they may ramble, from ancient Khandu write up to this very instant!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 15 - 10:04 AM

I mean to add....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 15 - 10:01 AM

September 11.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 15 - 10:34 PM

Okay, stop playing air mouth harp.

I assume you have a problem with Adobe?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 15 - 09:18 PM

Alas, even air geetar is out of the reach of my arthritis.

Oh... BTW... fuck Adobe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 15 - 07:44 PM

Wearing a shepherd's crown amidst clutter's last stand, poor Mom was nearly flushed off the page by the inattention of Others Who Shall Remain Nameless.

Fortunately, I came by and rectified the situation because I am a rectifier. Mom is sleeping it off, so be very quiet and Amos, stop playing that 'rhan like you knew what you were doing. gnu, put up that air guitar; Mom will find it too noisy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Sep 15 - 11:23 PM

So rich and rare a memory your passionate prose evokes! I have confirmed my attendance at the Getaway--in the confidence I will be restored to Full Sass and Operability by then. It has been an over today. Heatwave city! Relief soon, I hope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Sep 15 - 02:33 PM

They did take them to court and other places. I saw several tobacco fields in Alsace and found out that they were licensed and very tightly controlled by the French government. Cigarettes were about $12.00 per pack and up. Benson and Hedges were about $16.00 per pack, and I have no idea what the cost of chawing tabacky, pipe tobacco, or cigars were. Interestingly enough, Lucky Strikes, Pall Mall, Chesterfield, and other brands extinct in the US were available there.

So were Gaulois and other brands favored by espionage agents who tool around in Citroens whose headlight form dirty yellow pools on the gritty streets of Montemarte as the Parisian drizzle dampens the soul.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Sep 15 - 12:24 PM

Glad to hear you are on the mend, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Sep 15 - 12:00 PM

Thanks so much, Rapparree.

I am glad to say that my faith in overbearing pharmaceutical solutions has been restored and the beast of black fever, though snarling and glaring, are being held in abeyance to a much larger degree by the combined forces of (some unpronounceable antibiotic) and (some unpronounceable inhaler). There are definitely side-effects and the sooner I can get through the chemistry experiment the better, but at least the torture has been mitigated.

I've been trawling round websites that talk about using stem-cells as a path to regenerating lungs that are suffering from COPD and/or emphysema. It is downright amazing how many poor souls out there are slowly strangling to death, and in the majority of cases it stems from things that were shoved down their throats, either by parents, Madison Avenue hucksters, or teachers.. The lists are full of people begging to be included in an experimental program, willing to foreswear all claims outright for a chance at being able to breathe well again. Someone should make all the RJ Reynolds people study these missives.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Sep 15 - 11:33 AM

I thought, what the hell... treat yourself. Well, guess what...

Great news, we ship everywhere!

Well, almost everywhere – we can ship to most places, including UK, US, Europe, Australia and Asia!

There are a few places we can't ship at the moment, including Canada, Russia or Brazil, but we are working on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Sep 15 - 11:23 AM

Well, it's only £4000.00 each but the snooty bastards will only allow one per customer. Not much of a party, that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Sep 15 - 10:09 AM

A "thank you" is expected, Amos. Of course, it can wait until you return to good physical health. No one in the Legion comments upon mental health.

Now, you take Sandy. He can run ten miles in less than seventy minutes while juggling two full-grown oxen and a full length of railroad rail. He can do push-ups so fast his clothes ignite and keep that up all day, every day, for a week. Physical health? He's always surrounded by a pile of dead microbes and viruses that reach clear to his knees. If his whiskey doesn't contain cyanide and strychnine he thinks it's water. And he's ninety-six years old!

But mental health? Well, I can't go into it, not on a fellow Legionnaire, but suffice to say that he does...things...with habanero jello, Certain Mechanical Devices, and himself on a small sailboat that have been presented as papers at the International Association of Clinical Psychologists of Really Aberrant Uncurable Behaviors (IACPRAUB). I can give you his "study name": Patient Fargone.

So get well and you can send the thank-you donation (small denomination, used, non-sequentially serially numbered, unmarked US dollars only, please, and the more the better) to me and I'll see that the Legion gets it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Sep 15 - 10:59 PM

The Idaho Legion will sacrifice three liters of Midleton's Pearl whiskey (mixed with Seven Up, of course) in an attempt to appease whatever gods may be and force them to return Amos to good health or at least as close to it as is possible for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Sep 15 - 10:50 PM

I have a BarcaLounger-type chair from my father's house that I kept just for those occasions when one must sleep but can't do it lying down. Specifically when one has a cough. At time it has been a life-saver.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Sep 15 - 12:55 PM

Yesterday, I had over 28kbtu of AC crankin full tilt. At the moment, it's 16C with a slight mist and wind at 15kph... the AC is off and my windows are open. Ahhhh weather! We are havin us some weather.

Amos... is it yet bearable?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 15 - 11:11 AM

Last night was a bear. Just a goddamned bear. This morning is better. I am off to seek medical wisdom. I have had enough of this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Sep 15 - 10:08 PM

Cloisters, perhaps? I dunno.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Sep 15 - 09:43 PM

I guess Amos knows what is up if he has a twin. Evil or otherwise. Get over the coughing soon, my friend!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Sep 15 - 09:24 PM

I think "Evil Twin" probably meant "clysters" and not "clusters." But who knows? I've been involuntarily involved in more than a few clusters myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos' Evil Twin
Date: 07 Sep 15 - 06:30 PM

I gave it to him. A present. I cannot enjoy anything while he's enjoying anything. But my timing was off for he was to get sick in Ireland and be treated with emetics and clusters by an incompetent veterinarian in Ballynapucha. Damn!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 15 - 05:35 PM

I am getting on, still tweaking fucking pictures from glorious Irish vacation. Rather do it than review it, I can say that. I am still coughing like a half-breed pony in the rain, but I think I am getting better. This is the kind of experience for which the great poets of language and our forefather authors of wisdom immortalized the timeless phrase, "I hate this shit!".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Sep 15 - 04:59 PM

gnu's in the lead with Acme running a descent second while Rapparee is a distant third. Ague Amos was scrubbed earlier as coming up lame. Chongo, or whatever the fuck he calls him/herself today, never showed, to the delight of the track goers so it's anybody's race really. There was talk of a late entry by one of the favourites, BWL, but it seems BWL's jockey may actually have a life. As we come into the final stretch, gnu pulls up short and simply canters over to the barley bar and his jockey orders a drink. gnu was heard to neigh (translated), "Run? In this heat? Fuck that shit. I'll have Gibson's Finest straight up with a Bud chaser."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Sep 15 - 12:01 PM

"How's the aching ague, Amos?" he asked again.


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