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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 25 Mar 15 - 01:29 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 15 - 01:19 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 25 Mar 15 - 11:34 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Mar 15 - 11:28 AM
Rapparee 25 Mar 15 - 10:33 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 25 Mar 15 - 10:19 AM
gnu 25 Mar 15 - 07:20 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Mar 15 - 09:13 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 24 Mar 15 - 09:10 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 15 - 08:15 PM
gnu 24 Mar 15 - 07:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Mar 15 - 06:23 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 24 Mar 15 - 05:36 PM
GUEST,# 24 Mar 15 - 03:49 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Mar 15 - 03:27 PM
Amos 24 Mar 15 - 03:07 PM
gnu 24 Mar 15 - 01:30 PM
Amos 24 Mar 15 - 12:29 PM
Acme 24 Mar 15 - 10:36 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Mar 15 - 09:45 AM
GUEST,# 24 Mar 15 - 09:34 AM
Rapparee 24 Mar 15 - 09:19 AM
gnu 24 Mar 15 - 09:12 AM
gnu 24 Mar 15 - 09:10 AM
Rapparee 24 Mar 15 - 07:34 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Mar 15 - 05:55 AM
Amos 24 Mar 15 - 12:48 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 23 Mar 15 - 10:31 PM
Rapparee 23 Mar 15 - 05:12 PM
Little Hawk 23 Mar 15 - 04:02 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Mar 15 - 03:54 PM
Little Hawk 23 Mar 15 - 01:52 PM
Rapparee 23 Mar 15 - 12:32 PM
Little Hawk 23 Mar 15 - 11:09 AM
Rapparee 23 Mar 15 - 09:30 AM
GUEST,Amos 22 Mar 15 - 11:40 PM
gnu 22 Mar 15 - 06:37 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 15 - 11:48 AM
gnu 22 Mar 15 - 05:23 AM
Rapparee 22 Mar 15 - 12:43 AM
Amos 21 Mar 15 - 10:48 PM
Rapparee 21 Mar 15 - 09:19 PM
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Amos 21 Mar 15 - 12:42 PM
Acme 21 Mar 15 - 10:45 AM
gnu 21 Mar 15 - 10:30 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 01:29 PM

If I was THAT piss poor a shot, I certainly wouldn't post a video of it. Then again, I suppose the lad doesn't know he's a piss poor shot. What a waste of ammo. He should spend the money on a good set of eyeglasses.

Yards? Lawns? I have four to tend. Two front and two back. I could link to pics but they more or less look like the background of this text.

Chicken stew is simmering. Some is right with my world.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 01:19 PM

Come on out, Chongo dear. We'll insure a warm reception!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 11:34 AM

You are such a putz, Rap. One of these days I am gonna have to drive out there to yer godforsaken state fulla drunks, layabouts, and dumb redneck yahoos and straighten you out good.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 11:28 AM

Got more than one yard, do ya, gnu?

Obviously, you simpering simian stupnagel! The man said he had seven feet of snow. Seven feet is two yards plus a foot. So yes, gnu has more than one yard.

On the other hand, I have no idea how many lawns he has.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 10:33 AM

I pass on this message:

Tell Chongo Shitsack that he ruined and pimped my sister and that will be the last time that he does that kind of thing because I'm going to shoot his nuts off a little bit at a time and then feed him alive to the hogs. Love, Red Sven


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 10:19 AM

Got more than one yard, do ya, gnu?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 07:20 AM

Sunny and 2C today!!!! The seven feet of snow in my yards will be gone in a month! Maybe...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 09:13 PM

I agree. If any Vegans feel offended, they can just pack up their anal probes, get in their spaceships and move back to Vega where they belong.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 09:10 PM

You got no idea what "cute" is Bee-dub....so I am gonna show you what "cute" is. Here's Maisey.

Maisey


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 08:15 PM

Had hernia surgery today. Will discuss reality later, perhaps after I think up Amos again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 07:54 PM

The chicken was excellent! Looking forward to the stew. Simmered the carcass for two hours. My apologies to any vegans. Well... kinda. You know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 06:23 PM

Wow! A treatise on the nature of reality from a nonexistent non-human figment of a Canadian weirdo's imagination! How cute!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 05:36 PM

If you bozos would spend a little more time educatin' yerselves and then applyin' a little practical elbow grease to some kind of meaningful role in yer community...like I do...you'd get a lot farther, see? All this pointless yakkin' about "what is reality?" don't amount to a hill of beans in the world of a Chimp, a bookie, a cop or a twenty-dollar proskirt. I'll tell ya what reality is. Reality is a job, a paycheck when it is done, and goin' out on the town afterwards. It is that simple.

Regardin' "idiot au merde" ....I think I had that dish in New Orleans once. Not too good. I don't recommend it, not even with perogies.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 03:49 PM

Prime number again, brought to you by Alpo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 03:27 PM

So, reality is a dead chicken. Does that make truth a smoked ham? If it does, can all abstractions be expressed as food items? And vice versa? If I make a list, "love, honor, courage, compassion" and give it to the kid at the country store, will he know to bring me a bag of black beans, a half-gallon of almond milk, a box of granola bars and a fourteen-pound bag of beef flavor Gravy Train dog food?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 03:07 PM

Dumkopfmitsheisse is a featured dish in some of the rarified kitchens of Pocatello. No-one knows exactly how this local specialty got started but it seems to have begun somewhere out by the golf course there. The French chefs of Idaho are up in arms about the whole thing since they believe the dish is merely a poor copy of their own richly traditional idiot au merde or possibly the more urbane gueule de pete found in finer establishments around the XIV Arondissement.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 01:30 PM

Fresh chickens were $1.99 a pound at Sobeys today. I know this to be a reality because I can smell the aroma from the kitchen. And, I have the receipt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 12:29 PM

Reality is a gradient phenomena that follows the general function f(A)=R where A is the degree of agreement between two or more points of view. Those things about which one has the most agreements are very real to him, while the less agreed-on things, such as the existence of Penelope Rutledge, Gluon, or Rapparree, are less real proportionately.

This general function applies to the physical universe, the universe of social agreements, and the universe of one's own created version of reality equally well. Don't youb agree?;>)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 10:36 AM

I am willing to bet that if Richard III were around today he'd have a few choice words for the mangling his reputation took at Shakespeare's hands. I also bet he'd be a member of the MOAB, a great place for shouting his truth to the masses.

Just a thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 09:45 AM

If there's no agreement among spell check software, Wikipedia, and Tom Robbins as to whether a big ugly beet is a "mangelwurzel" (Wikipedia), "mangel-wurzel" (gnu's autocorrect software) , or "mangel wurzel" (Tom Robbins in Jitterbug Perfume), how the hell do you expect there to be any sort of consensus as to what constitutes reality?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 09:34 AM

The post after this is a prime number, fyi. 52051

In binary that's 1100101101010011


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 09:19 AM

"What is truth?" asked Pontius Pilate. If we know truth, would we know what is real and what is not? CAN something be not-real if we can conceive of it? Are thoughts real? Do they define reality, whatever that is? What, then, holds reality in check (if anything)? Since I'm thinking about this have I created a new reality in which wurzel-mangels are the dominant species? And why is wurzel-mangel hypenated? If it is German, wouldn't it be something like wurzelmangelweissedumkoptmitscheisse?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 09:12 AM

Autocorrect? I got autocorrect?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 09:10 AM

And the mangel-wurzel goes on... la dee da dee dee...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 07:34 AM

Which brings up the question: what is real? Plato's Cavern? Sartre's conceit? Jung's archetypes? Freud's three-level second attempt to explain psychology? Do we make our own reality? Does Amos exist (for example) if I do not think of him, or do I if he doesn't think of me? Are we the fictons of some Cosmic Author, or is there Free Will? If there is, indeed, a Universe, does each of us create our own and how do the Universes overlap? Does the "Real" of each of us make up the greater fabric of "Reality" or is Reality itself an unreal construct? Or do we run screaming from these questions?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 05:55 AM

Just because he's imaginary doesn't mean you should be giving him ideas!

I wouldn't classify what goes on in the "minds" of the residents of Little Hawk's Hall of Hallucinations as "ideas". If ideas can be said to add to the field of wisdom, then the ruminations of LH's fictions are more like attempts to plow up little plots of that field and grow mangelwurzels.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 12:48 AM

Puerility ill becomes a member of the dominant species, Rapp. You'll be giving conceits to that chimp, imaginary or not; there's bound to be some psychic bleedthrough considering that you are operating near the bottom of your species' frequency band while he gallivants near but never quite at the top of his normal operating band. Close enough to transfer over-inflated conceits and some fantasies. Just because he's imaginary doesn't mean you should be giving him ideas!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 10:31 PM

That .45-70 is a real nice lookin' rifle, Rap, good fer single shot long range shootin'. I like it. Mostly, though, I am usin' semi-auto or fully automatic weapons for layin' down a heavy volume of fire at short to medium ranges...meanin' the M1911 Pistol most of the time and the tommygun for the major firefights which happen now and then when the local gangs get restless. If I was hunkered down in the country, though, and aimin' to snipe at longer range, I figger the .45-70 would do the trick just fine.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 05:12 PM

Yeah, New Order, I got me a .45-70 for that....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 04:02 PM

I would rate Chongo as a champion mudslinger when it's called for. As for the accusations of "poopflinging", that's outright specism! Expect to be investigated for it soon after Chongo sets about establishing the "New Order" in America...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 03:54 PM

Well, Chongo's success as a candidate will depend largely on his ability to convert his innate anthropoid ability to fling fecal matter into the politician's innate ability to sling mud. There is a difference between shit and mud, and the skills required to be a good poop flinger don't automatically convert to mudslinging, and vice versa. In a poop flinging contest, Ted Cruz wouldn't stand a chance against Chongo, but Chongo might be just a bit too fair-minded to top Senator Cruz in mudslinging.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 01:52 PM

Yes, I think it does. Penelope cut her off from financial aid some time ago. It's Winston who is the problem. He insists on indulging Veronica's whims for some reason...possibly to annoy Penelope. Their marriage is akin to the ongoing relations between North and South Korea.

Shane never thinks about the Rutledges at all. I think he and they may exist in separate dimensions, as neither party has ever acknowledged the other's existence. As for Chongo, he knows about the Rutledges, but hasn't met them on his few trips to England. He also knows about Shane, but has never had any reason to visit Blind River.

This could mean that Chongo is a multidimensional being, capable of moving seamlessly between worlds!!! It's another excellent reason to vote for him in 2016. He's less devious than Hillary Clinton, a lot smarter than Jeb Bush, and far saner than Ted Cruz. According to you, his gender is indeterminate, which makes him an ideal candidate for progressives everywhere to rally behind since he would be the first transgender president EVER, not to mention the first REAL ape to occupy the White House! (George W. Bush doesn't count...) The choice is clear and the time is ripe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 12:32 PM

Won't her "Shane-shane-shanie" be jealous of Quilly? Bad Penny could just cut off the financing that supports VV and her gigol...young man. And I won't call her "Venereal Veronica" anymore -- "Randy Ronnie" probably fits better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 11:09 AM

Amos, you said, "It's kind of droll seeing the battle of imaginary wits being levied against an imaginary shuck."

I think you probably meant to say "schmuck"...   Am I right? It's a pretty good word to describe Shane and his whole zeitgeist.

Rapparee, I don't think you've done anything wrong. To the contrary, I think you've expressed yourself very well and made your point quite clear. Shane gets very annoyed by your threats. He walks off, muttering darkly, and vowing deadly retaliation, but this amounts to nothing but empty threats...as you say, "posturing". It's one of the things Shane does best.

Chongo, on the other hand, seems to be amused when you talk tough to him. He chuckles warmly, scratches himself, and makes those little "ook! ook!" sounds that Chimps make when they're enjoying themselves.

It's nice of you to remember Veronica Rutledge, although I don't think she'd be a bit pleased by being referred to as "Venereal Veronica". She and Penelope are barely on speaking terms these days. Penelope does not approve of Veronica's dating activities. Veronica has taken up with a posh young wastrel named James Quillington Letchworthy or "Quilly" for short, and they've been partying around in London, Paris, and Monaco, raising eyebrows and generally behaving like utter prats. Even Miley Cyrus would be embarrassed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 09:30 AM

No, what do they say? Do they admire me? Am I held up as a good example? If so, what have I done wrong?

Climate change = new Ice Age. gnu, get gelignite for you'll need it to clear your walk and driveway. Thermite might be better, or properly placed standard slurry for heavy heaving.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 11:40 PM

Your posturing is definitely first-class chordate material, Rapp, but you are threatening phantoms like a pugnacious drunk telling his pink elephants to put 'em up; only in this case they aren't even your own elephants, but another's. This means you are TWICE removed from connection with reality, and you know what they say about that in professional circles...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 06:37 PM

Either Mom Nature stops this snowing crap or she's... another foot of heavy wet snow today? What the fuck is her problem??? STOP IT! JEEZUS this is getting me down. Like near 3m in seven weeks? I got yer arthritis from me fingers to me toes ya callus slut! I hurt 24 hours a day from shoveling. Give me a fuckin break eh? Spring this bitch!

On the other hand, I will sleep well tonight. Lots of exercise in the fresh air. Fer fuck sake!!! I can't wait for June when I will be suffering from the heat and humidity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 11:48 AM

Ah, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 05:23 AM

My aunt Dora is Aunt Dora. Thanks for reminding me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 12:43 AM

Amos, old chap, within any "combat" by chordates (which I assume that Shame McBride, like Chonga Chimp, is supposed to be) one of the most common actions is "posturing". While this is found primarily in males, it is not unknown in females, especially those guarding young. Posturing includes but is not limited to pawing the ground, beating the chest, yells and screams, and other actions intended to impress the rival with the posturer's "courage" and "combat ability" without have to actually engage in combative activities. This behavior is often seen in bars and is not unknown in music circles (e.g., "dueling banjos"). The problem these posturing people find is that there are some rivals who cannot be bluffed, so that when actual violence seems imminent person bluffs runs away, apologizes and otherwise tries to make amends, or is beaten to a bloody pile of feces and thrown out with the rest of the garbage. Both Shame and Chonga can do neither me nor you nor anyone else any harm whatsoever. And I have no doubt whatsoever that if, say, Chonga were indeed "done away with" another would arise to fill the rest of the void thus created: perhaps Venereal Veronica would take Chonga's place even though that position might better fit her Aunt Penelope (who appears to be named after a cow).

So do not fret, mon vieux! I tell you, myth will displace reality in the end -- just watch any country's politicians ply their ancient trade.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:48 PM

It's kind of droll seeing the battle of imaginary wits being levied against an imaginary shuck. Just saying'. Rapp, if you make Shane die,don't you know that could give Little Hawk a headache by creating a vacuum in his creative field? Whfwoooomp! Ow! Ya gotta play nice with your sibs, man...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 09:19 PM

Wow, that's prime stuff!

Gonna get a new fridge. The old one is 18 years old and we want to replace it on our terms, not its (please note the correct word to indicate gender-neutrality) terms.

Speaking of something being gender-neutral, Shame would end up that way should he 1 attempt to place me in a headlock. Shame -- should we ever meet (very, very unlikely) please do not attempt any sort of combat. Believe this if you value your life: I taught it in the Army. If I am pushed into unarmed combat you will die.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 12:50 PM

The last post was a prime number too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 12:42 PM

But not when you use it as a general or common noun: "I visited my aunt, Dora."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:45 AM

If you use it as her name like "Aunt Dora."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:30 AM

Suit and tie put away. By the looks of some of my relatives (Mum's side), it won't be there all that long. Uncle Reg was a nice guy. Joined the navy before high school graduation and sailed the day after. I had a sniffle when I hugged aunt* Dora but, when the vets honour guard played taps it was tissue time. Same for others.

* Should that be an upper case "a"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:04 AM

Shane's been eavesdropping on the fifth graders at recess again, looking for role models.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 01:44 AM

All I gotta do is put a headlock on you, man, and you are DONE! This is how I spread fear and get respeckt when I am in jail, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 07:46 PM

Wow! # is copping primes left and right and right and left and up and down and front and back. He, she, or it is one prime person!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 06:37 PM

Post 52021--another prime.


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