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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 13 Dec 14 - 07:13 PM
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Rapparee 13 Dec 14 - 12:01 PM
Rapparee 12 Dec 14 - 10:16 PM
gnu 12 Dec 14 - 09:25 PM
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Little Hawk 12 Dec 14 - 02:17 PM
Rapparee 12 Dec 14 - 09:55 AM
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Rapparee 11 Dec 14 - 06:53 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 07:13 PM

BITEME.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 12:37 PM

QA, NMJ.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 12:01 PM

HB, NG.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 10:16 PM

I ...let's just assume I'm right...

December 13, 2014, is the 378th birthday of the National Guard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 09:25 PM

Long live the bright! And, glad to hear about rain in the drought stricken. Now... stop fracking and conserve water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 04:43 PM

We got some downpour this morning, all right, but there is patchy sunlight doing combat with the next wave of gray clouds over the Western ocean. Poor Maggie the Dog has had to spend most of the morning inside, which bores her into apathetic silence. We are confident we will be back in the arms of Mother Sunlight in another day or two, so we are cheerful about the opportunity to actually set a fire in the fireplace for a change.

I am happy to report based on recent experience that there is a lively and lovely younger generation of songwriters and singers coming up through the hard ranks of showcases and open mics here in Southern California. Last night at a downtown Whiskey Bar a showcase went down that had the joint jumping with bright, creative original and driving music backed up by only one or two guitars and perhaps a drum or mouthharp. The future looks bright!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 02:17 PM

You can't be right, because we have disagreed on a couple of occasions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 09:55 AM

Look, I have a Master of Science degree in Library and Information Science.   Let's Just assume I'm right and save all that time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 12:20 AM

Chongo, have you checked out Google Earth lately? You know how long California is? I bet San Diego gets at most a little spit out of all of those storms that are nailing Northern California.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Dec 14 - 09:19 PM

Hey, Amos, I hear yer gettin' some bad weather on the West Coast. Gettin' real windy, I hear. This oughta put you right in yer element! :D Ook! Ook!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 14 - 06:53 PM

Well, that went well. Good info and people seemed to get a lot out of the topic. Tomorrow I have my monthly PTSD group to facilitate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 14 - 11:44 AM

That's what I got.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 14 - 09:02 AM

This morning I will introduce a clinical psychologist who will present a talk to some old folks like me in continuing education. The topic is: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

When I first ever ever heard of it I thought it was "Post Romantic Stress Disorder."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 09:58 PM

Not Rudolf the red nosed reindeer, eh? Take care.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 08:55 PM

I have cellulitis in my nose. My nose is all red and swollen. I am on Bactrim for the next two weeks. The doctor thinks it's staph. a.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 04:13 PM

There is some stuff in here that will lull you into the xmas spirit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 11:30 AM

Here's a song we can all sing;



I knew. You knew. We all knew. For god's sake even gnu knew.


On a cold April day Frau Dieseldorf decided not to hang the laundry out to dry. In the bucket the clothes pins floated in cold rain water
and had a layer of grime on top. Most of all there was a putrid
smell of burning meat in the air. It was better than before when the
smell of hair was unbearable but that had been gone since winter.



Just like us the people knew. Like us they did not know all the names

and addresses but there were plenty of people who spoke their

conscience of what they saw as well as those who bragged.

As long as it didn't spoil the sheets or foul up our commute we did
nothing about it.

The torture belongs to you as much as me. I didn't know or I was just following orders doesn't wash. It won't wash away the stain on your hands. It is on you as much as it is on me.

Just like any bigotry even if you don't act out an act of hate you at
least took advantage of white privilege without a thought to those
who have no such privilege.


Like it or not, defend it or not, it is your torture no matter how
removed you insist you are. It is in your nations name,. It is in
your name.


With the release of the 6 million page report all that has changed is
the is the knowledge of who and where. What is different is that you
know deep down why you deserve to be treated in kind, without care or
concern from your torturer. Or perhaps you have no soul and dismiss
this sin with a click.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 11:27 AM

Tabernac, eh guys! Where's all the Kissmeass spirit? Good swill and all that eh la?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 08:13 AM

Scio, te face.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 02:33 AM

Fumus is a piss-poor choice to translate "Puff", Rapp.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 14 - 08:03 PM

Here's a song we can all sing:

Fumus, draco magus
Incoluit mare.
Lusit autumnal'illic
Maritimo Hanalo.

Parvus Marcus Iulus
Lasciv'amavit.
Marcus dedit olivas
Et alia dona.

Chorus: (bis)
Ha, Fumus, draco magus
Incoluit mare.
Lusit autumnal'illic
Maritimo Hanalo.

Vexerunt coniunctim
Scapha magica;
Stetit cauda Fumi
Et illic vigilavit.

Reges, duces, patres
Coluerunt eis.
Piratae se tradiderunt
Mugente Fumo sic:

Chorus:

Draco nunquam mutat,
Sed puer fiat vir.
Ludi liberum brevi
Substituent rebus.

Gravi noct'accidit.
Marcus Iulus abiit.
Fumus, draco magnus,
Destitit mugitum.

Tum lacrimavit draco,
Et posuit squamas.
Nunquam rursum hic luderet
Cum amico Marco.

Sine socio,
Non sensit se fortem.
Fumus, draco magnus,
Ad speluncam repsit.

Chorus


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 14 - 07:59 PM

I hope that Shane takes to the Reverend Mr. Walther and opens his heart, however black and sinful, to salvation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 14 - 07:57 PM

Fingers do recover from laborious, repetitive tasks.

MOM, I know Rap posted this morning but you're already third from the bottom. Upsadaisy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 14 - 10:36 AM

Shucks, that book is published every year just to keep up with current weaponry. But it would be nice to have your father's copy. I don't have enough of my father's stuff, hardly any in fact, as I was five when he died. I do have his sawset, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 14 - 05:25 AM

MP-38/40... dunno why I was thinking mm. I was also thinking Parachuten instead of Parabellum. I woulda looked it up but Bro borrowed Dad's book "Small Arms of the World" years ago and never brought it back. Now, it has vanished along with all the other stuff he "borrowed".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 14 - 02:15 AM

Stilly, thanks for the fine gustatory treats. If you have worked your fingers to the bone, don't the bones tend to fall out? I am not sure I undeerstand. At best you'd end up with bony fingers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 14 - 09:00 PM

It appears to be a 9 x 19mm Parabellum, probably an MP-40.

The Reverend Mr. Walther also has an MP-38 and some other things. Exactly what I don't know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 14 - 12:03 PM

Is that a 38mm or a 40mm, Rap? 40s were rare I believe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 14 - 11:06 AM

The good Reverend Walther looks like a man who fights hard to keep people on the righteous path, Rap. If Chongo was looking for a reverend, I don't think he could find one more suited to his way of being. As for Shane, I think he'd be speechless...more or less.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 14 - 07:28 AM

Thank you. I've just had two slices of homemade bread with plum jelly made with honey and it was quite tasty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 10:39 PM

While you guys have been duking it out I've been working my fingers to the bone. There is hot turkey soup and fresh hot bread in the kitchen. You're welcome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 08:54 PM

I shall refrain in the future from calling Shane names or saying anything bad about him. In fact, I can't think of anything bad to say about him. I know now that he isn't responsible for his sins, for his poor hygiene, for his ignorance, for his abuse of the Temple which is his body and his soul. So I have ask my friend, the Reverend Walther, to come to Shane and explain why he should repent of his ways and walk the paths of Righteousness. I've included a link to his picture so that Shane can easily recognize him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 08:47 PM

Godliness and Rapparee in one paragraph? The dissonance doth wreak havoc upon the reading soul!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 07:15 PM

I hope you succeed in leading Shane to godliness, Rap...(if not cleanliness). It could be the start of a whole new era of enlightenment and sobriety in Blind River.

Meanwhile, here is a picture of one of Shane's distant cousins, "Scooter" McBride of Alamaba and his common law wife Raylene. Scooter sees himself as a heroic figure who will lead America out of its present darkness and ignorance and into the light of true freedom. His greatest role models are Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, Hulk Hogan, and The Undertaker. He plans on a major career in Hollywood.

Scooter and Raylene


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 06:56 PM

I understand, Shane. Your inner anger can be channeled into Good if you will only answer His call. I have and now live a wonderful life doing good. No alcohol, only pure water; no adulterated food; no late hours and only good thoughts and good deeds.

Would you like me to contact some people in Blind River to come and pray with you?

Don't reject Him!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 06:49 PM

I hearn that Latin is a dead lagnwedge, eh? So it must be that zombies are the only ones who speak Latin. And that means that Rappoop is a flippin' zombie!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 06:37 PM

Latin? No shit? Cool. No wonder I didn't have a fuckin clue. I hope it was cool shit what was bein said.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 05:49 PM

Am I all right with the..........FLIP OFF!!! I don't need yer flippin' reeligeous advice, eh?

Hey, gnu, I feel Dale's pain, eh? It is just not fare how honessed people like me and Dale can't have our own grow-up and make some desent cash sellin' good dope legal and it is all becoz of Harper and becoz of cops! It is a flippin' disgraice. The Crime Minister! LOL!!! That is what he is allright. If he comes to Blind River I will put a mudpie right in his flippin' face! Or maybe a cow pie.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 03:39 PM

Now, now, Shane. That's Latin, not French. I have repented of my bad conduct and I must ask: Are YOU right with The Lord?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 03:34 PM

Dale was doin okay workin back at the Irving in Chipman. How he ever got his job back is a wonder. How he kept it as long as he did was even more so. But, since he was just pokin fun at Daisy an she was serious, along came Darren at 12 pounds three ounces so he hung in fer as long as he could. A tad that big sucks up some serious soup. He had ta make some coin but ya just can't offer boo at the pumps right? If ya don't have millions of dollars ta get a grow licence and get certification fer yer medical pot then ya can't be a farmer or a vendor. The judge was sympathetic but the law is strict when it comes to medical pot and, well, the law is the law… only rich people can make good coin growin pot and not end up in jail. Ask Crime Minister Harper. He'll tell ya. So, Daisy is raisin another one on her own while Dale does a third… if he behaves… until Harper gets his "minimum" bullshit law passed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 02:03 PM

Hey, man, how is Dale doin'?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 01:39 PM

Must be La Belle Province French or maybe that there France French on accounta I can't follow it neether. VIVE L'ACADIE!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 12:36 PM

You are such a flippin' lier! Nobody will believe your big act! Nobuddy! You are the same stupid fliphead you always was and every body knows it, eh? And stop writin' stuff in French for flip's sake!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 14 - 09:40 AM

good morrow, worthy gentlefolk. can you humble servant do anything for you? i have begun the first part of my penance and humiliated myself by not using upper case letters to demonstrate a surrendering of the self.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 14 - 10:05 PM

Iambic tetrameter, rather common. Try trochee or better, iamic dodecameter.

Wait, I've been bad. I'm sorry and will do penance. I apologize to everyone, even Shame. I shall reform and never do anything like those things again. Ever.

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti, beatae Mariae semper virgini, beato Michaeli archangelo, beato Joanni Baptistae, sanctis Apostolis Petro et Paulo, omnibus Sanctis, et tibi, Pater, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo, et opere, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper virginem, beatum Michaelem archangelum, beatum Joannem Baptistam, sanctos Apostolos Petrum et Paulum, omnes Sanctos, et te, Pater, orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Dec 14 - 04:55 PM

BRAVO! BRAVO!!! I SAY!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Dec 14 - 02:52 PM

Pro Simius Non Misericordia


A man of style, a man of looks
A soldier, given now to books
A man of thought, and nearly great
Until his heart succumbed to fate.
WHen anger salted down his soul
And bitterness imposed its toll.
His spirit paled, began to limp,
Because of hatred for a chimp.
Oh once so strong, so bold, so spunky
Brought low by anger at a monkey!
The mighty fall! The senses lapse!
The mind's strong center nears collapse!
Ah woe, that a man could ever feel
Such anger at a thing not real!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 06:43 PM

Dear Mr. or Ms. Chimp,

This is to inform you that you do not have the chance of snowball in a thermonuclear explosion of continuing with your PI license, much less being President of the United States.

And please stop whining about how you'll change all this when you're elected because it ain't gonna happen, punk.

Sincerely yours,
You Know Who


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 04:07 PM

I was the earlier guests today. Or they were...was...me


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 04:05 PM

Shame is in denial then. I'm not surprised as he undoubtedly has lost the memories in his alcohol-induced stupor. Pity, what with the money involved and all.


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