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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 29 Apr 15 - 10:40 PM
GUEST,Don McBride 29 Apr 15 - 10:24 PM
Rapparee 29 Apr 15 - 09:56 PM
GUEST,Don McBride 29 Apr 15 - 09:48 PM
gnu 29 Apr 15 - 09:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Apr 15 - 09:16 PM
Rapparee 29 Apr 15 - 08:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Apr 15 - 05:02 PM
Amos 29 Apr 15 - 03:03 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Apr 15 - 10:07 AM
Rapparee 29 Apr 15 - 09:51 AM
Rapparee 28 Apr 15 - 11:04 PM
Acme 28 Apr 15 - 09:57 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Apr 15 - 06:45 PM
GUEST,Don McBride 28 Apr 15 - 11:47 AM
Rapparee 28 Apr 15 - 10:07 AM
Amos 28 Apr 15 - 01:04 AM
Acme 27 Apr 15 - 10:43 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 15 - 08:47 PM
GUEST,Don McBride 27 Apr 15 - 01:02 PM
gnu 27 Apr 15 - 11:12 AM
Rapparee 27 Apr 15 - 09:51 AM
Rapparee 26 Apr 15 - 11:12 PM
Acme 26 Apr 15 - 10:51 PM
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GUEST,Don McBride 26 Apr 15 - 12:53 PM
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gnu 26 Apr 15 - 07:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 10:40 PM

I see they're ready for the job. Having once upon a time done such guarding I can only say, "Go ahead. Run. See what happens."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don McBride
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 10:24 PM

He has seen a lotta trash, no doubt about that. He is a expert by now, eh? They will be takin' him all around town in flippin' custody to do the trash hpickup becoz they know he would just flip off somewhere otherwise.

Don


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 09:56 PM

He'd certainly know trash.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don McBride
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 09:48 PM

They sentenced Shane to a week pickin' up trash around town, eh? I asked the cops if he could start off with our own back yard, and they just laffed at me. Buncha flipheads.

Don


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 09:33 PM

You can't get chocolate coated coconut methadone bars in The Sunshine? How odd.

It's snowing again. Oh, it doesn't stick to the pave but some children down the street were making snowpersons yesterday on lawns. I called the RCMP and they put a stop to that shit. Bill C-51 hasn't passed yet so the RCMP have to fill in for the secret police until it passes so that these terrorists don't win. Now, they weren't wearing hijabs, but they were wearing toques so I am sure Crime Minister Harper would want them detained without charges or trial until such time as the CSIS Secret Police has interrogated the little bastards using enhanced techniques. I will sleep well knowing my security rests in the hands of our glorious Emperor and Saviour, Steve The First.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 09:16 PM

I have purchased a package of Nestlé's Outshine brand frozen coconut bars. They are decidedly inferior to the chocolate-dipped Bluebell product, but they will probably forestall withdrawal symptoms for a few weeks. They are to Bluebell as methadone is to heroin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 08:24 PM

Put a big sign on your roof reading "ALIENS!! ABDUCT ME!! BLUE BELL CALLS!!!!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 05:02 PM

Wait! There are other life-bearing planets? Are there any where Bluebell products haven't been recalled? How do I get there? Is someone selling tickets or do I need to stow away on an alien spacecraft?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 03:03 PM

For some reason, BWL's lament makes me think of the peculiarities of our small blue planet. Sure there are other life bearing planets out there, but ours is the only one that has communists AND psychos. Ya never know what you've got til its gone.

A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 10:07 AM

Stilly, I'm sure that Extreme Moosetracks stuff is wonderful but it sounds like ice cream and that's verboten in our household. The Bluebell bars I'm bemoaning the loss of are mostly fruit with just enough milk product added to give a creamy texture. There are other fruit bars on the market, but only Bluebell has both plain and chocolate-dipped versions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 09:51 AM

Training dummy for boxing and hand-to-hand combat, building ledge inspector, inside trash compactor inspector, embalming model, hanging wall watcher, acid bath cleaner, high high wire artist, bulldozer chock block, ship launching roller, anatomical specimen, rebar, dog food at the local animal shelter, speed bump....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 11:04 PM

That's okay, Mr. McBride. It's quite offensive, ugly, and degrading.

Perhaps your dear little brother can get a job crimping blasting caps with his teeth (or whatever remains of them), or as a target stand for RCMP, or inspecting the rails from the bottom of a railroad car, or as a shipping lane buoy, or as an anchor inspector. Lots of community service jobs out there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 09:57 PM

Do you have Kroger stores in your area, BWL? Go look for some of their Extreme Moosetracks. That ought to hold you over. It's a store brand to die for. Plain old Moosetracks doesn't have enough chocolate and the extra extreme variety (may not be called that, but look out for the extra superlatives on the container) is too much, it causes tastebud failure if you binge on that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 06:45 PM

Hi, Mom! I just ate the last of my dark-chocolate-dipped Bluebell coconut frozen fruit bars. Because Bluebell has recalled all their products due to listeria contamination, I may not get another one for quite some time. If you don't hear from me for a while, it probably means I've checked into rehab.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don McBride
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 11:47 AM

Where the flip would I even GO to find a way to translate that stuff, Rap? Where? You tell me.

I think they are gonna let Shane outta the slammer and make him do some community service, eh? That should be fun to watch. People who expect Shane to do normal work got no idea what might happen.

Don


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 10:07 AM

No sabe. Quien es? (As my ol' pal Hank McCarty once said.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 01:04 AM

I've been resurrecting Mirais and Miranda too--two days ago I managed to reconstruct all of "Around the Corner, Behind the Bush" (or is it called "Tonight, All the Folks Will Cut the Corn"?) -- every time I sang it as a young sprat my brother would holler out "Cut the corn!". Such a joker, him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Apr 15 - 10:43 PM

Old home week this evening, visiting songs my dad used to sing to us when we were kids. It's wasted on the general rabble. I'm going to post part of another post here:

As a child of a folk singer I grew up with some of the most gruesome and gory songs of any kid in my neighborhood. And we kids loved them all. The more traditional ones like Babes in the Wood (The Copper Family) and a Marais and Miranda song "Siembamba" that was purported to be a lullaby (no idea how old it is), and then there was the modern parody by Tom Lehrer - The Irish Ballad. Another favorite was the traditional The Cruel Mother (Greenwood Siding) (Ian and Sylvia, here) that was so heartbreaking. . .

This is the kind of post that has me thinking about all sorts of songs that are kind of like the ones I mentioned, and spending time headed down the rabbit hole on YouTube. Right now I'm down a Josef Marias and Miranda rabbit hole - I have a number of the 10" LPs from dad's collection, and never tire of hearing those lovely voices. Okay, back to the MOAB nonsense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 15 - 08:47 PM

Of course it doesn't, Mr. McBride. I told you the grammar was awful.

I'm certain, though, that what your Granddaddy was yelling was something like, "Ní raibh muid a fhágáil Éire a chur ar bun le leanaí mar seo le íochtair salach agus droch-iompar! An mbeidh duine éigin le do thoil fhorghníomhú iad?"

Don't bother to translate that because he was insulting you and, especially, your bother, Shame (in Irish, Náire [rhymes with dairy]).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don McBride
Date: 27 Apr 15 - 01:02 PM

Our Grandad used to talk that way when he got real SERiously drunk. He didn't make no sense at all, and neether do you, Rap.

Don


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Apr 15 - 11:12 AM

I would appreciate that, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 15 - 09:51 AM

Agus mar sin , cé nach bhfuil sé seo gramadach an-mhaith , ní mór a chleachtadh go fóill . Don chuid eile den tseachtain seo beidh mé sa phost ach amháin i nGaeilge .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 15 - 11:12 PM

I have spent the weekend in an Irish immersion course, learning about the fada and broad vowel and thin vowels and what they do to consonants and the difference between bh, mh, dh, ch*, and all sorts of other stuff. I can truly say, though, and without contradiction, that it didn't take.



*There isn't any.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Apr 15 - 10:51 PM

I agree. Any time I need to drive through I time it so I'm there at about 3am and stop somewhere north or south of the mess to sleep for the rest of the night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 15 - 10:43 PM

Yeah, but those blackheads are forever, asswipe.

The dishes are done, the chili has been decanted into a refrigerator container and the stove and counters wiped down. Dog's been fed, check, and the empty vino removed to recycling. Check. The day has been amusing only because I immersed myself in a glorious taste of 1800's era cowboys delivering a herd of cattle under the protection of a division of Free Cossacks somewhere five hundred miles north of Vladivostock. I am entirely frustrated and irritated with the world at large other than this temporary reprieve provided by someone else's fictive inventions.

If it were not for vino riojo I would be frothing. Also, Maggie Darlin' Dogg known to the canine world as Mudflanks McFuzzbutt the Rocket Dog does a lot to keep me relatively sane.

Tomorrow I drive to LA to help with logistics. Driving to LA is like descending into the 5th circle of Hades.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Apr 15 - 08:08 PM

Eww, Shane, there is no way to unsee that. No wonder you were arrested . . . and I think they make an ointment for that rash.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don McBride
Date: 26 Apr 15 - 12:53 PM

Well, the little brother got hisself arrested again, eh? He is charged with indesent exposhure after pullin' his pants down in the public liberry. What an idiot! It seems he was moonin' someone online, eh? I wonder who? I hope they do not lock him up too long for this becoz he owes me either 50 bucks for all the dope and other valyable stuff that he stoled from my room or else he has to cut the flippin' lawn all next summer and wash my truck regular too to pay off the debit.

Don


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 15 - 09:32 AM

Yes, they are. I've seen them in the wild and in the Seward sea center, swimming and generally acting like puffins. The Seward sea center is swell -- they not only release the animals after a time but also treat injured ones for release. The money came from the Exxon Valdez settlement. Someday, see the swell Seward sea center.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Apr 15 - 07:56 AM

Puffins are cool. Took a tour boat to an island off Newfoundland. Quite the sights.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 15 - 01:20 AM

Come out here and do that, Shame. I promise you that not only will you walk straighter when you leave, you'll have LOTS of new "friends." I know that you are a mysophiliac with strong klismaphilic and emetophilic tendencies, but these wouldn't be a problem. You might be asked when crossing the border why you have a flagpole up your fundament, butt there won't be any flag on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 09:15 PM

Yeah? Yeah??? Okay I am gonna pull out the big guns now, man! As soon as I finish typin' this out here, I am gonna pull down my pants and flippin' MOON you! All the way to Ida-flippin'-HO. Ready, bolthole? Here it comes!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 08:59 PM

Shame, it is no shame to be stupid. You, on the other hand, are ignorant and are as unlikely to correct the situation as you are to climb out of the gutter or bathe or win the heart and other parts of Officer Jennifer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 08:55 PM

The only flippin' thing that is worser than a flippin' herring chocker or a Bluenoser is a flippin' CORKPULLER!

And you are all 3 of those, Rap! Plus you are from Ida-flippin'-Ho. It don't get any worser than that, eh? I seen dogs that might be uglier and dummer than you are, but...only maybe one or two. If that!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 06:56 PM

Holy Macareux, Batman! Is this what you had in mind?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 05:40 PM

It's cold and wet outside. Just about to fold the second load. The chicken soup (made from some of last night's breaded baked chicken legs) with turnip, carrots, spuds (no onions... sniff... Mum can't do onions... oh the pain I endure!), summer savory, pepper, and minimum salt is simmering and the aroma throughout the house is intoxicating. It's a nice day for staying inside and doing housey things. How's by youse?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 03:31 PM

Holy maceraux, Batman! Don't bother to look it up. I suspect it's not a word well known outside of the Acadian Herring Choker community of SE NB. As I am a gentleman, I shall only say... smells like fish, tastes like chicken.

Hmmm... maybe I am not such a gentleman after all. But, you knew that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 02:11 PM

Holy mackerel, Batman!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 10:14 AM

If you had a kip of kippers, how many kips could you fill before you need a kip?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 15 - 09:01 AM

If you're going to discuss this, please do so out of my herring. But I must go now, my kippers are coming to take me back to the little room.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 15 - 09:16 PM

I already have.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 15 - 09:15 PM

Used to love it, and then Pat objected to my breath right in my herring. So I stopped and took up Cherry Heering, without a pickled herring in it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Apr 15 - 06:07 PM

Now would not be a good time to discuss the personal consumption of pickled herring. You might get the wrong idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 15 - 04:31 PM

Urban dictionary... "Someone who comes from New Brunswick, Canada. The term is derived from the stereotype that people living in he maritimes only eat fish, herring in particular. Herring Chokers are not Bluenosers."

Now, I know what you meant, you naughty boy! Say three Hail Mary's and REPENT!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Apr 15 - 02:10 PM

Why did you name it Herring? Is that a family thing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 15 - 10:15 AM

I am a proud Herring Choker.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 15 - 10:06 AM

Ain't nobody here 'ceptin' maybe Stilly and Mom got none of that PO-liteness stuff, Ebbie. Jist consider: Bee-dub lives in a swamp with skeeters an' gators, I live so far up in the mountains you need additional oxjen, Amos dwells amidst Southern California Republicans, and gnu...gnu...I sure hate to say this...gnu lives in New Brunswick!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Apr 15 - 02:34 AM

I too was going to discourse on the ringing of hands, but decided that I was too sensitive and polite. Or unlearn-ed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 15 - 08:25 PM

There was excellent reasons why I joined the National Guard and that was one of them. Of course I was also an English major and the liberal arts types were considered sexy back then.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Apr 15 - 07:12 PM

Keska diddly all the ATTEMPTS to post in French? That might be internUt French but it's too "semi-proper" French fer da girls I goes wit eh? Oh, I can understand it but geeze-oh-eh?

Now. I... I... well... I'll just post it...

I went through the interviews and the medicals. I was accepted, assigned a room number and asked to pose for a pic for the newspaper as one of three candidates picked from Atlantic Canada for RMC. So, we're driving down Ayer Ave and I say, "Dad. I don't want to go to RMC." He pulled the car to the curb and demanded to know "WHY NOT?". I said/asked, 4 years with no pussy??? He cocked his head sideways and said, "Oh. Okay. UNB then." And he started the car and we drove on. That precluded my military career. Then, the story got worse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 15 - 09:52 AM

D'accord. Je suis un pauvre paysan, rien mais un frein à la vie, une histoire racontée par un idiot. Malheur à moi! Je voudrais sauter du pont, mais je pourrais fouler une cheville.


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