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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 17 Jul 14 - 06:01 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 14 - 06:01 PM

I haven't had a large round number in 25 years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jul 14 - 07:41 PM

Maybe the bug lady, one of these days?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 14 - 10:12 PM

I have been reading "Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal" by Mary Roach. There are a lot of great words and things in it, such as "grumous""glabrous" and "periblepsis." I have also come up with a great toast for someone you don't like: "May your oligosaccharides never break down!" (There is even a copy of the Bristol Stool Chart.)

Fascinating read.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 06:02 AM

No shit?!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 11:09 AM

Oh, yes! What would you like to know? How about autocoprophagic behavior in animals and people? There's a neat discussion of that. Or why only 6% of bulemics use "chew and spit" (a/k/a "CHSP") instead of vomiting? There's also a great discussion of flatus and its odor -- Spaw would have liked that. I'll bet you didn't know that the enzymes in saliva make it one of the better things to use on stains -- which gives you an excuse when you drool on yourself. Or about "hooping" in prison life, something that ol' Shame McBride could use to make money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 03:04 PM

If ya cross a librarian with a lawyer, ye get all the info ya want but ya can't understand it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 05:03 PM

My dog is never happier than galloping free among the pack at Dog Beach, tearing into the waves and out and tearing up and down to match pace with other dogs. It is canine paradise on earth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 07:32 PM

Dear Mr. gnu:

Please be advised that my wife is both a librarian (MA in Library Science from Villenova University, Fellowship in Medical Librarianship at St. Louis University, much experience) and an attorney (JD from University of Akron Law School, admitted to the Bar in Indiana and Ohio, admitted to practice in the Federal Courts of both States, Assistant General Counsel at the University of Notre Dame, private practice).

You bad mouthin' my wife?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 10:25 PM

I prefer the one about crossing a Universalist Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness - they knock on the door but don't have anything to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 05:39 AM

Rap... as I have never employed your better half in either or combined profession(s), I can offer no opinion on such implied bad mouthin. If you wish to pursue your line of egregious questioning, I direct you to my solicitors, Dooey Pluckem Fuckem and Chuckem.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 11:32 AM

As there appears to be irreconcilable differences, I propose the Traditional MOAB duel to sort things out. At dawn or some time after you awaken, bathe, brush your teeth, have breakfast, etc., you go to an open field or an appropriate street (although an fog-shrouded alley lined with live oaks dripping Spanish moss is best) and propel a projectile* in the direction of Pocatello, Idaho (don't do this somewhere where you might hit a house or another person or anything -- safety counts!). If you don't know the correct direction I suggest a map and a compass.

For my part, I shall return to Pocatello on the 27th, and on July 28th, as early as possible, I shall propel something in the direction of Moncton, New Brunswick.

Afterwards, our wounds bound by the surgeon, we retire to a convivial glass or twelve in a quaint old pub. In these situations even Budweiser is acceptable.

My attorneys, should you wish to contact them, is the old and prestigious firm of Rubor, Tumor, Dolor, and Calor.




*Bullets, nerf balls, rocks, arrows, crossbow bolts, cannon balls, cambers, banjos, death rays, frisbees, ICBMs, icy BMs, stale donuts from Tim's, moldy Spudnuts, locomotives, aspersions, kind words, rotten potatoes, insults, spears, javelins, dead horses, prayers, imprecations, or anything else that can be propelled. Just be careful and don't strain yourself -- be safe out there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 11:35 AM

I'll second that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 01:49 PM

THEN, good sir! Nerf balls and pints it shall be! That way, we can skip the docs and get straight to the pints. Engineers love efficiency and time management.

Polar bears. No pics. Eastern Seaboard cruise. No pics. How am I to live vicariously thru your gallivanting? Do you not care about the lowly peasantry?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 06:08 PM

I have photos on Facebook. Perhaps I shall post others elsewhere, once I get home. That is why I cannot perform my part in The Duel right now: I shan't be home until the 27th, and I'll need the 28th to recover from a flight from St. Louis to Las Vegas to Salt Lake City and a shuttle ride from SLC to Pocatello.

You see, tomorrow I go to Notre Dame, Indiana to celebrate with a friend the 50th anniversary of her nunhood. Tuesday Pat goes home and I'm off to Illinois for a visit and, on Saturday next, to participate in a panel discussion on the activation of my old National Guard unit back in 1968, focusing on those who, like myself, did not serve with the unit in Vietnam but elsewhere. Immediately after the even I shall drive to St. Louie, overnight, and the next morning board the plane for the aforementioned journey.

You really oughta see the pix I have of sunsets on the Atlantic and especially the one of the "supermoon" rising. Utterly wonderful, but what else would you expect from me?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 06:15 PM

How do I access these photos? I would love to view such art.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 01:00 AM

They don't seem to be on facebook. Maybe Flickr?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 07:17 AM

I checked and they're still on FB. Wonderful pictures. Terrific pictures.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 01:19 PM

I don't see such photos here and FB is a huge place. A gentleman would offer a link.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 06:26 PM

At the very least.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 08:38 PM

Oh, alright, HERE!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 12:39 AM

They ain't there. Perhaps they are constrained to self-viewing only. I mean, considering.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 10:41 AM

Piffle. It works. You're doing it wrong.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 01:19 PM

It doesn't work for me either. Perhaps you loaded them to be viewed only by you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 01:42 PM

It's a ruse. He is a Rapparee AND a Ruseree. Parry and trust at your peril.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 02:30 PM

You have to enter your bank account numbers, pin numbers, the numbers and expiration dates of two (2) major credit cards issued to you, and THEN you will be able to see them. OR you can wait until I get home and load them into flikr or something. That'll be the 28th or so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 03:50 PM

Thus sayeth The Ruse. We shall see. Stand down. Smoke em if ya got em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 09:13 PM

I'm very saintly -- a holy Ruseree.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 09:18 PM

Holy shit Batman. GUEST has spokethen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 09:47 PM

No way I'm looking up that guest. I'd have to load the entire MOAB to do it. They shall remain anon-Amos (if it is Amos) or at least the rest of us won't know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 14 - 10:28 PM

No need.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 14 - 02:07 AM

T'ain't me Mom. It's Rapparee. It's always Rapparee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 14 - 03:27 PM

It ain't no one today, apparently. MOM is dangling at the bottom of the page, only her fingernails keeping her from sliding off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 14 - 05:04 PM

Every time I listen, I lafffffsssss.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 14 - 11:35 PM

That was me. I somehow became cookieless. Now you know My Secret Shame.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:50 AM

To know the difference between Rusers, Users and Losers is to acheive True Happiness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:05 PM

Wed. Afternoon Sunny 31°C Feels like 40 P.O.P: 10% Wind SW 25 km/h
Wind gust 44 km/h Humidity 62%

Here where I type, 18C. I am stayin here, herein. Same at Mum's so moppin and scrubbin was pleasant. An added bonus... the water in her toilet was warm and that is pleasant because scrubbin the bowlin the dead icy cold of winter can make the bones in my hand ache.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 11:19 PM

I'm back in Springfield, IL after a too-long trip to find a cemetery outside of Shackleford, MO. But find it we* did, and we put the veteran's marker on the grave we were looking for. About 11 hours round-trip. But that's done and a debt is paid. Debts are ALWAYS paid.






*Me and my crazy brother Tony.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 06:01 AM

Good on ya, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 06:57 PM

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

You kissed him on the lips? Eeewwwww! This book must be banned and burned! Hellfire! Damnation! Shakespeare is gay! Mobilize the forces of all that is good and holy!

Oh, and, have a nice day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 11:22 PM

...borne me on his back a thousand times...

Obviously this is a reference to "the beast with two backs." Bill, if not gay, certainly knew a lot about it -- read his sonnets!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 12:47 AM

Whew! Another 40 hours finished. Three days off in a row - it's like having two Saturdays in a week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 01:05 AM

Just back from jamming at the remarkable Parkway Bar in the east county. A seamy dive on the outside, it reveals a treasury of glittering talents in the evenings, and the open mics there are the best of all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 11:41 AM

And the morning after a diet of Guinness and water is tol'able, tol'able. I am off to the park to gallop the puppy.

I love ya, Mom! Rise up!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 04:00 PM

I have changed my FB picture to one I took on the cruise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 05:28 PM

Out of the billions of your followers, many don't do Face. What are these poor sods to do? Have you no compassion for your loyal subjects?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 06:46 PM

My son and a friend who is in town this week came over for breakfast this morning. It was wonderful to see them. What a great way to start the weekend!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 07:06 PM

SRS... nice. Saw the pic. Nice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 10:09 PM

Let them eat cake. Laissez-la mange brioche...ou gateaux...ou quelle-que chose....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 01:05 PM

Your grammaire is epouvantable.

Spent the afternoon dancing in the sand at Fiesta Island, strumming out tunes with my local amigos, throwing the ball in perpetuity for Maggie, and getting sand in my potato chips while the sun went down. Loved it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 06:27 PM

Where is my post? I demand to know where my post is! Oooohhh... fuck it. This might not post either. I can't be arsed to redo it. I am in a mood.


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